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14848464 No.14848464 [Reply] [Original]

>you will never be 22 in 2013 again, listening to Yung Lean while accumulating BTC on mtgox and surfing silkroadvb5piz3r.onion
Why even live? You zoomers will never understand how magical that time period was.

I made it but I feel dead inside.

>> No.14848483

>>14848464
You're 28? Fuck off, old man.

>> No.14848489

>>14848464
how was it like?

>> No.14848490

>tfw spent over 100btc on fucking weed and psychedelics 2014-2016

can I die yet?

>> No.14848492

>>14848483
I'm 29

>> No.14848503

>>14848483
Fuck off child

>> No.14848514

make the outside match

>> No.14848516

i was on /mu/ in 2013 when everybody was talking about yung lean and posting that exact picture

never paid any attention to him

im 22 now and just recently have started listening to him. actually really close in age to yung lean

>> No.14848525

>>14848464
when people actually start using smart contracts we'll get another wave of that. Plus fully immersive VR

>> No.14848528

>>14848483
zoomers get off this board please

>> No.14848530

>>14848516
get on bladee
start with icedancer

>> No.14848551

>>14848516
Last time I browsed /mu/ Merriweather Post Pavilion was all the rage and ITAOTS was a huge meme

Now its all nigger shit. I've been on this website way too long

>> No.14848560

>you will never be 16 in 2013 again, listening to bones while smoking tons of pot and fucking your hot girlfriend who cut herself

>> No.14848570

>>14848490
If you didn't have a drug problem you probably wouldn't even know about btc.

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>>14848464
dont worry guys im defending bottom, we got lategame

>> No.14848617

European lean is so trash.

>> No.14848652

>>14848560
Bones is also nostalgic as hell from that era

https://youtu.be/SFGfUOnsqEw

This song is another classic

>> No.14848653

>>14848464
holy fuck fundamentally based. you think you have it all late zoomer but there's more fuckening to cum

>> No.14848664

>>14848599
the newest heroes were timber and slark...

>> No.14848667

>>14848490
You spent over $30,000 on drugs?
Good grief

>> No.14848705

>>14848652
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-n25Jvp0zK8

yes. i feel like this captured this era pretty good

>> No.14848712

>>14848599
So nostalgic. Did anyone here play heroes of newearth/HoN? It was basically dota 2 with only 40 heroes and a few of their own added in. Icefrog wanted to be lead dev and s2games denied him so he went with valve. Still makes me sad they got cocky when HoN was doing good just because dota 2 wasnt out yet (playing with no input lag in a moba was a new leap in gaming)

>> No.14848719

>>14848483
I'm 33 blow me

>> No.14848726

>>14848570
True that. When my drug addictions (moved to meth+heroin after psychs) caused me to go broke/lose a job I searched desperately online for quick cash grabs, ended up here in Jan 2018 and now have 8k link and am a manager/head chef at a restaurant. I still splurge on heroin once a year so not completely clean but otherwise swallowing the biz and red pills turned my life around.

Still, seeing 10+btc transactions on the old virwox account is depressing as fuck. Hindsight is a bitch, but a valued teacher.

>> No.14848751

>>14848530
This

>> No.14848754

>>14848599
atleast i can carry these bags

>> No.14848770

>>14848560
I'm a bit older than you but went through a similar phase in 08-09. Fuck everything about high school worst time in my entire life despite the frequent sex and drug use. You will not be nostalgic about that time at all in a few years

>> No.14848779

>>14848712
my friend in middle school played it a lot, I did a few times as well but it was right when the alpha came out for dota 2 and he happened to get keys and shared one with me
HoN had some great concepts for heroes, v sad we will never see them in dota, instead we get these wack ass league esq heroes because valve doesn't have a blueprint to follow anymore

>> No.14848786

>>14848464
I'm 22 now. It fucking sucks ass.

>> No.14848810

>>14848726
Glad you turned your life around, anon.

>> No.14848884

>>14848464
Mid-generation millennials are the most powerful race. 92 here btw

>> No.14848918

you will never be 13 again with literally not a care in the world after just finishing middle school and spending your nights playing black ops 2 or having a good time with your runescape friends while waiting to start your journey into your future with a complete and absolute blank slate with endless opportunity in front of you

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>tfw 20 year old boomer who smoked mad loud and bumped yung lean alone in my bathtub when I was in highschool
I also had the privilege of listening to Kyoto while getting fucked up in Kyoto during a class trip, shit was tight

>> No.14848944

>>14848918
dont say this again

>> No.14848958

>>14848464
I was a 14 yo freshman in high school buying ounces of wax off the silkroad.
Good ol times, good ol times..

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>>14848464
for some reason in my mind when I read this I referred to myself as 14 in high school in 2013... but I was 20 and my 2nd year into the military

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

1970 WAS 30 YEARS AGO RIGHT

AAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.14849033

>>14848941
You are definitely still a dumbass zoomer

>> No.14849057

>>14848664
>slark
That hero turned me into a scalie. I want fuck Slark so fucking bad

>> No.14849068

>>14848464
>tfw 23 and remember this
>you now remember ClarkMoody
>you now remember Bitcoinity
>you now remember Mark "The Samurai" Karpeles
shame I was in high school and laughed and called bitcoin monopoly money when my buddy told me about it at pennies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2ku1A5Ox8U

>> No.14849069

>>14848464
Fuck off, l was 12 and l browsed darknet and accumulated bitcoin.
rn l'm rich af and living in a 3rd world shithole, so everything is cheaper.

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>>14848464

2013 was gay. None of the people I met nor the connections I made in 2013 ever ended up amounting to anything.

Periods I enjoyed:
> High school years 2005, 2007-2008
> 2009 - 2012 first experiences with parties.
> 2015 - Just a great year
> Now. - Finally have money, time and investments.

That's right niggas, I'm living in one of those "you'll never get to go back years." Y'all got to stop living in the past.

>> No.14849089

>tfw i’m a 23 year zoomer

Feels good to have my youth

>> No.14849105

2016 was the greatest year of my life

>> No.14849111

>>14848560

Jjajajaa fuck man this a MOOD. I used to be a major scene kid, so every GF from 15-18 looked like she had been shagged by Freddy kruegar.

I still remember everytime I'd whip down their pants and think "ahh FFS not again" after seeing all their cuttings marks.

It was the golden age but man I met some severely unstable people

>> No.14849112

>>14849033
wouldn't have it any other way

>> No.14849135

2014-2018 were my greatest years thus far in my adult life. Fuck 2013 and high school in general tho

>> No.14849145

>>14848560
>>14849111
There's nothing like scene/emo girls, I found these posts highly relatable

>> No.14849173

>>14849111
>jajajaa
gg

>> No.14849211

>>14849173

I started saying jajaja instead of hahaha weeks ago and I can't stop, the letter J is taking over my life and I'm scared.

Yeah kinda miss the scene / emo aesthetic, It was pretty Babein NGL

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>>14848464

I was there. I was older than you, and I was on the other end of your transactions. I left my business partner in late 2013 to straighten up my act.

I have sold hundreds of btc for cash deposits on localbitcoin.

I used to play satoshidice unironically, for fun with what would be hundreds of thousands of dallars worth of Bitcoin today.

I directly messaged with DPR several times

I now have a normal job a wife and kids, and Mr fed, this is all a larp.

Pic related.

>> No.14849218

>>14849089
haha oldfag, 18yo real zoomer here.

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>when you reflect on how fucked up and retarded HS was and realize you did it perfectly

I regret absolutely nothing

>> No.14849249

>>14849218
That's not what an oldfag is. Honestly you shouldn't even be posting you fucking poser faggot nigger.

>> No.14849270

>>14848516
the real redpill is that as good as yung lean is, bladee is 10 times better

>> No.14849281

>>14848464
shawty whatchu smokin onnnn

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>>14848918
How dare you make me read that with my own two eyes

>> No.14849308

>>14849249
shut the fuck up boomer, im 18 dude l can post here whenever l want. l bet l can beat your old ass in fight.

>> No.14849325

>>14849111
checked and based. to be a 16 year old delinquent again

>> No.14849330

I was 19 and had first fomod into BTC when it broke 1k feels like just yesterday kek

>> No.14849333

i would give anything to go back to 2013

remember TF2 and getting rich with hat trading

good times

>> No.14849342

>>14848489
It was good and sad

>> No.14849348

>>14849325

it was a wonderful time but overall I'm happier as an adult, wayyy to many hormones when I was 16, my anxieity levels were beyond retarded .

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>>14849217
>I used to play satoshidice unironically, for fun with what would be hundreds of thousands of dallars worth of Bitcoin today.
AAAAAAÁÁÆÀAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>14848464
>tfw i was 27 and wageslaving in 2013
>tfw smartphones didn't exist until i was an adult
>tfw WoW didn't exist until i graduated high school and ive still never played it
>tfw didn't learn computer shit in school and only learned typing and word processing
>tfw too poor to own a computer until an adult
>tfw was too poor to own a xbox, xbox 360, ps2, or ps3
>tfw last game console was original playstation

You zoomers and young millennials really have no idea how good you have it. I can't even fathom the idea of having a computer in my pocket while in school. Google at my fingertips, test answers at my fingertips, porn at my fingertips. Playboys were pretty hard to come by. You had to be friends with that kid that had some under his fathers bed, or that kid whose father had a box of old ones in the garage, or that one kid with the cool dad.

>tfw born just 7 years too soon

>> No.14849368

I was 14 at that time. Too young to care about cryptos. I found Yung Lean and Bladee at that time tho, which I'm glad about.

>> No.14849376

>>14848490
hey same but it was 2012-2015. Ah, to be 15 in 2012 and know about Bitcoin again. I must have been the only one in my entire town who did, certainly the only one in my whole highschool.

Too bad I blew it all on weed and psychedelics as well. Why was I such a dumb little nigger

>> No.14849384

>>14849348
i'm the opposite, i peaked my sophomore year of college and it's all been downhill from there. glad you've found happiness brother
>>14849333
nice trips

>> No.14849388

>>14848490
tfw bought 6 BTC at $11/coin in 2012 to buy LSD on the Silk Road but the seller disappeared so the funds sat in my wallet until 2013 when I sold them to buy weed for $100/coin and thought I was a financial wizard

>> No.14849405

>>14848464
You'll never be able to experience the amazing punk scene / post-punk of the 80's / 90's. Not having a phone or cameras everywhere. Feel bad for you youngins.

Buy PNK for the new decentralized law so you can take your feelings to court later.

>> No.14849436

>>14848726
>manager/head chef at a restaurant

Wendy’s? Congrats on the six figures. How big is your dick?

>> No.14849454

>>14848464
I miss rtz stream bros

>> No.14849480

>>14848884
92 represent. Old enough to be both socially well adjusted and tech savvy, young enough to still fuck cute zoomer girls who call you daddy.

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14849524

Not sure if 1996 babies are boomers or zoomers

Feels conflicted man

>> No.14849546

>>14848918
Those middle school days were my favorite. That was before I did a series of autistic shit in highschool. Those summers were the best, we fucked around in the neighborhood, city had this big ass yearly festival where I got my first kiss, and gf, sleepovers all the time.

Also miss that runescape era when the first transformers came out. So nostalgic for many other things too

>> No.14849550

>>14849524
2000 is the cut off my dude

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>>14849367
(continued)
and the worst of all
>tfw on probation with curfew for ALL of high school from age 14

No cell phone, no computer, no friends, smartphones didn't exist, couldn't afford one anyways

I went to the same grade 1-12 school for bad kids during middle school and high school where over 90% of the students were african american when I started. And 97% of students were male. Several crack dealers. Students parked stolen cars in the apartment complex across from the school as their ride after school. DEA arrested one of my 16 year old afircan american classmates and I never saw him again, he was big time though. He also raped one of the only 2 girls I ever had class with, the 3 of us were in the same class. After someone got shot because of a lunch room fight we were never allowed to eat in the lunch room again (we had assigned tables in lunch room before that) then we got metal detectors and we already had random drug dog sweeps. I remember the dog coming through and niggas running out of class and jumping the fence that surrounded the school.
Middle school and high school was truly awful in my shoes. I do not miss it.

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>>14848712
I played predator on easy mode, fite me

>> No.14849585

>>14849557
jesus that sounds like shit, where you from?

>> No.14849592

>>14849436
Nah, a sushi/Japanese cuisine restaurant. I'm not gonna pretend I've made it or anything like that, it was a new restaurant in a small country town and I was (luckily) the first to get a job there - that, plus the owner (Chinese accountant) is largely incompetent despite being a top bloke so he relies on me for everything from menus and rosters to calculating pays and ordering all the stock. I'm fully expecting him to exitscam any day now but having been in this position for the past 3 years will look good on a resume (quit my chef's apprenticeship at 3rd year so not technically qualified), and working 60+ hrs a week @ $25/hr (AUD) means I can put about $500 into crypto a week. Also, 6'4" average as fuck dick. 6'6" on enough viagra tho.

>>14849388
That'd be the best surprise. I remember mining on my old gaming rig and thinking "fuck this, half a btc every 3 months, what's the point". Ugh.

>>14849376
Yep, it was sorta amazing to be "that guy" in town that could get anything anyone could've asked for. Now every nigger and their dog is on it, and they unironically all have "da most fire shieett brah".
Wish instead of dealing drugs I spent 10 minutes researching bitcoin and realising it's potential though.

>> No.14849611

>>14849367
>>14849557
Honestly I'm not sure if growing up without the internet would be a blessing or boring and miserable as shit. I was born in 91 like OP but I've had high speed internet as early as I can remember (which must be 98 or 99)

>> No.14849712

>>14849217


based. loved using sketch ass moneygrams to get btc too

>> No.14849764

>>14848525
Can you explain the fully immersive VR comment?

A guess would be not needing to take off the goggles to make purchases in game?

>> No.14849785

>>14848464
2013 was fucking horrible

>> No.14849821

I fomo'd BTC three days before Gox went offline. Took like three years to break even.

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14849888

whole thread is death by LARP

>> No.14849890

>>14849821
Fucking kek same here
and now all the newfags are like
>how can anyone who got in 2013 not be a multimillionaire, it was so easy btc was like $100
held fucking bags for 3 years and got traumatized even worse by shitcoins like litecoin, peercoin and namecoin

>> No.14849913

>>14849890
>peercoin
Top kek, i remember this shit. The ticker was PPC aka PeePeecoins. /g/ called them urinecoins.

>> No.14849957

>>14849890
I briefly remember namecoin, didn't they basically want to replace all of DNS with a shitcoin?

>> No.14849979

>>14849957
even at fucking ethcon 2017 they were still talking about using eth as a replacement for DNS

>> No.14849981

>>14849888
This one hits a little too close to home. At least I've had a woman in my bed before though.

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>>14849367
>>14849557
>>14849585
Southern US
The grade 1-12 school and students were so bad that I magaed to get awarded this plaque my graduating year, out of all the students in 12 fucking grades.

I was on probation from age 14 to 20 was chosen for this plaque.
Life didn't get better for a looong time. I've also spent years in jail and prison. Spent months in solitary in the hole.
I haven't been in trouble since release from prison many years ago.

I didn't mention getting the shit beat out of me daily by my father, headbutting me as a child, slamming my head into the tile, missing elementary school because of bruises all over my face and him pulling pistols on me and threatening to murder me of I ever told anyone.
I also left out a looooot of other stuff like being held up at gunpoint several times, times I was shot at, interactions with law endorcement.

Many anons say life only gets worse as you get older but I've had the complete opposite experience. My life is great now.
I haven't spoken to my abusive father since I told him to put a bullet in his brain tumor about 15 years ago.
Life was TOUGH from ages 5 to mid 20s. Life didn't get good until my 30s. My life is great now.
Life can get better. You can only go up from rock bottom.

>> No.14849997

>>14849546
what kind of autistic stuff did you do? I did tons of autistic stuff in middle school and highschool, didnt really snap out of it until my mid 20s

>> No.14850020

>>14849888
Im shitposting in bed from my phone right now lol

>> No.14850098

>>14848464
Woah man.. That url hit me like a truck with nostalgia... What indeed magical time they were.. Makes me not so mad at having close to 100 btc at one point.

>> No.14850131

>>14849995
Good Lord, Anon. I'm relieved you've had such a turnaround. It may sound selfish, but this just makes me wonder when I'll really hit rock bottom, considering my relatively cushy and fortunate upbringing. How did you endure it all?

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>>14848464
>>14849217
>>14849712
I member

Don't let the pic fool you though, the first few purchases were moneygram ones. Was definitely weird going to CVS and standing in line with the mexicanos to purchase the fake internet money. Ah....those were the days, to be sure.

Honestly, I feel like the crypto space as a whole has regressed over time in almost every way.
What the fuck happened?

>> No.14850210

>>14849995
good for you, inspiring story anon. keep fighting the good fight.
>i haven't been in trouble since release from prison many years ago
what about prison helped you turn around? it's not exactly a rehab centre and most people come out to immediately commit crimes because theyre not reintegrated into society. what was the turnaround for you?

>> No.14850236

>tfw I was too young to have any money for BTC when it was stupid cheap
The internet used to be so amazing.

>> No.14850296

>>14850188
Couple things fucked the BTC community. First was that the people who got in early actually knew how it works, these people made a lot of money and either cashed out and forgot about it or they discuss it in very selective places with other whales with above room temperature IQs. Number two was the fascist mods that run all the discussion sites. Theymos (a scammer) and his crew pretty much fucked everything. They are in bed with the Core team and the Bitmain team and more recently the Lightning people. All the shit they do is mainly to suppress technical discussions to keep fees high so they can get kickbacks from Bitmain and the miners. Three is just an influx of new people who don't know what crypto even is. These people only use exchange wallets, don't understand proof of work, don't understand double spending, they are sheep to the slaughter. The result is just a bunch of memed out places with technical analysis, lambo paint selection, and biblical worship of people working against them.

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>>14849888
I didn't larp once. I posted proof of everything I said in this thread.

>>14849367
>>14849557
>>14849995
>>14849585
And I'm physically disabled for life because I got ran over many years ago, not too long after release from prison.
I spent 6 months in a hospital bed. Months in a wheelchair. Months on euro arm brace crutches.
I can never run, jump, squat, carry anything heavy. I can walk well but I'm in daily pain.
I've had 4 traumatic brain injuries that really fucked up my memory. And I'm sure all that head slamming into tile as a child didn't help.
Not to mention all of my mental disabilities.
Lmao this is still the best time of my life and I only see it getting better.

I could go dig up an old computer around here and get some gnarly photos of my legs in a hospital bed but I highly doubt anyone cares to see that.
These xrays and arm brace crutches should be plenty proof.

Yeah I'm sure there are some other Americans that have had a worse life than mine but I find it funny when so many anons bitch and moan about their lives like they've actually been through some serious hardships when I compare what they complain about to my actual life.

There is soooo much more I could talk about but I've already overshared, partly due to the prescription meds they have me on have got me rambling.
Just remember anons, your past could have been way worse, and your life can always get better!

>> No.14850354

>>14849367
>>14849557
>>14849995

I sympathize for you anon. Really glad you are on an enjoyable tangent. You've really made me appreciate my life more.. I was born in 91' had 2 computers growing up.. Was on windows 95/98 (had friends who had 3.0) and could build a computer physically around ten years old (had older bros huge into computers)

I wish I was old enough to have messed around on the bulletin boards thou.
>>14849405
Ehh, as a musician I don't think I could ever enjoy punk even as awesome as the scene was... The half-dedication to learning their instruments really bother me, seems more about attitude than music.

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>>14848464

2013 was so good. death grips, chivalry, tf2, and blowing btc on weed and psychs. yung leans gay tho

>> No.14850433

>>14849592
>he relies on me for everything from menus and rosters to calculating pays and ordering all the stock. I'm fully expecting him to exitscam any day now
What? I was expecting YOU to exit scam.
You could probably rent a nearby commercial space and start your own sushi/Japanese cuisine restaurant.

You know enough about how everything works there that you could start your own... You know where to get all the supplies, you know everything that happens in the kitchen, you probably know how to train new employees...

Meanwhile your previous workplace would probably crash and burn without you. You could probably even pirate away other employees if you are friends with them.

>> No.14850452

>>14850131
>How did you endure it all?
I honestly don't know what to say. It was extremely difficult. 6th grade was honestly worse than prison. They locked me in a 6x6 foot room every day upon arrival to school. The room used huge penetrable magnetic locks. They dumped a 5 gallon bucket full of soapy water onto the floor of the tiny room, threw the empty bucket in, tossed a small wash cloth in, and forced me to sop up the 5 gallons of soapy water and ring it into the bucket and I didn't get released from the room until the floor was dry.
Next I had to clean the bathroom floors.
Then I got to start my class work which was 10th grade classes because this was a high school for extremely bad kids and I was only 11 years old in 6th grade but they didn't have any text books below 10th grade.
The lunch came from a school 45 minutes away in a styrofoam box and I didn't get to eat it until I finished the first half day of work so it was always cold and disgusting. On pizza days the veggies were put right on top of the pizza so they got stuck to the cold cheese so it'd be green bean pizza and I would eat it so late.
I was also locked into the school until I finished the whole days work so usually couldn't catch the bud home and my mother would have to pick me up sometimes as late as 10pm.
It was abuse. Worse than prison like I said, and prison is pretty fucking bad.
I wanted to kill myself a few times in life.
I actually was & had it all planned and had everything I needed and planned to do it right before my court date when I had a 15 year minimum mandatory calendar year prison sentence due to minimum mandatory laws. There was no way I was going to do a minimum of 15 straight years in state prison. I rather die.
Luckily my mother loves me and remortgaged her house back then to afford me a $50k big shot attorney, the same attorney that the local police have on retainer for when they fuck up bad like shoot an innocent person, and he's never lost for the police (obviously).

>> No.14850488

>>14849308
Nah son. 18 is little boy status. This dude would probably knock you out in one punch then rip your eyes out of you sockets it would be over the top. You underestimate old man strength.

>> No.14850560

>>14850131
>>14850452
(continuted)
As my attorney told me, 10% of being an attorney is knowing the law, the other 90% is who you know, what judges personal phone numbers are in your contact list and who you can just call up for a round of golf. And this attorney obviously knew everyone, he's the cops attorney after all.
With my huge stack of psychiatric paperwork from going to psychiatrists and psychologists from the age of 5, and all of my mental disabilities, I managed to get a downward departure from the mandatory sentencing guidelines.
I got that call from my attorney 3 days before my final court date which was 2 days before I was going to kill myself and I jumped on the deal I was offered. Which also included more years of probation upon release. Still way better than 15 minimum years. So I'm still here and alive!

>>14850210
>it's not exactly a rehab centre and most people come out to immediately commit crimes
You're 100% correct. It's awful. They could do it so much better like some other countries and rehabilitate inmates but they don't. All guards actually abuse them verbally at every chance. They sometimes force you to fight, allow fights, encourage fights. Those guards are sick sadistic people.

>what about prison helped you turn around?
By that time I was finally properly diagnosed with high functioning autism so I knew that I naturally make bad decisions and supposedly don't know the difference between right and wrong.
That combined with experiencing prison guaranteed that I would carefully consider anything action I ever do and never break any law ever again because I will NEVER go back there.

>what was the turnaround for you?
Finding out I'm autistic. And removing every "friend" from my life and getting away and cutting contact with them. They were bad influences. They all smoked weed at minimum. Most sold weed at minimum. Just bad influences. I actually have no friends now, and don't break any laws. So I have nothing to worry about.

>> No.14850611

>>14848483
im 35 and my cock is bigger than yours

>> No.14850630

>>14849997
What does autistic even mean for zoomers any more, seems like it's onluly used as a humble brag for quirky stories now.

>> No.14850635

>>14850210
And at this age I really don't even know how to even make friends. I have a hard time holding a conversation. I don't read body language or facial language or show correct body and facial language (which caused me major problems with inmates in prison).
Hell, I've even got prosopagnosia so I don't even recognize most people that I know unless they have something distinct like a body shape or facial hair.
Prison is so fucked up. I never had a violent charge and my very first cell mate (you're locked in a cell with 1 person and share a bunk) was in there for MURDERING HIS MOTHER.
The damn prison food gave me such bad stinky stinky gas and were locked in that fucking cell together all day. He would get so angry with me and start getting violent and he was a big ass guy way bigger than me and he would swear that people can hold farts in and I better hold my farts in OR ELSE.
I saw fucked up shit in there. Luckily I made it out pretty unscathed.
I'm done talking about prison.
Done talking about everything unless someone asks another question.

I hope everyone in this thread learns from my life, my mistakes, my hardships. If you're down and depressed, cheer up and work on yourself and your life. It could be worse, believe me.
And it can always get better! I'm living proof. You must strive for it. It wont just happen on it's own.

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>2014 and mining/trading doge with the lads
bless santadoge
fuck wolong desu

>>14848530
>>14848516
dont forget the legendary member

>> No.14850881

>>14849913
>/g/ called them urinecoins.
Lmao

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>I decided to buy steam games instead of monero with the leftover BTC I had from buying drugs

>> No.14851747

Based thread

>> No.14851759

>>14848464
BitGreen Airdrops in their Discord! only 21Million max supply
Stakebase listed them as their pair (BITG)
20/10% incentives means 5 friends/family staking PoS into BTC makes the service free.
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=2827989.msg51629410#msg51629410

https://youtu.be/s3SJ2TMIXZI
https://youtu.be/OIamCXZ6CZI

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>>14850635

Good luck anon.

>> No.14851979

This thread made me realize how privileged I am, damn thanks anon

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>>14848483
lol I'm 26 you little zoomer bitch

>> No.14852892

>>14848464
>>you will never be current age in current year again, listening to Yung Lean & Drain Gang while accumulating BTC and shitcoins on chink and shit exchanges and surfing nightmare
Why even live? You zoomers will never understand how magical the current moment is
>But I still feel dead inside.

>> No.14852961

>>14849069

What’s your net worth and which country

>> No.14852981

>>14848464
same but don't like to remember i basically did the most expensive beginner test cycle ever.

>> No.14853672

I guess if you’re talking about living a moment in which you know you’re being part of something huge that’s going to change the world but very few people know about it and it’s still raw, basic and unexplored, then you’re probably right. But if you think there won’t be another huge breakthrough in crypto, you’re very wrong. If we have to compare this whole space to the internet, we could say we’re still accessing the web with Mosaic and Altavista or Lycos just came out. Normal people still don’t have computers at home and 56kbps is the fastest we can go. We still have to see global adoption, Google, the first attempts with social networks... We still have a long way to go.

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>>14848560
FUCK FUCK FUC...

>> No.14853775

>>14848490
Same boat man
I deleted my wallet from back then because it hurt too much to look at my past transactions

>> No.14853789

>>14848464
>born 1990
>calls other faggots zoomers
nice try young man

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>ywn be 18 in 2435 again, defending your terraformed Plutonian colony of mecha-Korexican bros from the Zrrrrxlqrqr while earning brownie points with the all-seeing S.K.Y.M.A.N. and playing Call of Duty: Black Ops zombie mode
end my days senpai

>> No.14854039

>>14849913
Lmao, that was a very appropriate name for them
>>14849957
Something like that yeah, what a joke.

Then there was also feathercoin and quarkcoin or something like that kek

>> No.14854094

>>14848464
I'm an old fag too and remember those days well. I have absolutely nothing to show for it though, I didn't make it.

>> No.14854203

>>14854094
>feels bad man
didn't you just hodl?

>> No.14854262

>>14848464
>feelsbadman.jpg

Goddamn I wish I could go back and slap the shit out of old me. At one point I had 10 btc in my account and blew it all on stupid shit on SR because at the time it was valued so low. Should have just hodled.

>> No.14854292

>>14854203
no. everything was trashed on an old machine that I no longer have. recycled it before BTC was worth anything. spend the next few years being too bitter to enter the market.

>> No.14854307

>>14848490
Haha I was the one selling you those drugs you fucking nig- oh wait

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>>14854307
WE GOT HIM BOYS MOVE MOVE MOVE

>> No.14854418

>>14848464
I'm 22 in 2019 accumulating Link on binance and surfing nightmare market.

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>>14854418
>mfw link saves the retarded boomers who didn't accumulate btc in the early days, while also giving zoomers a chance who were too young to make it with btc

is there anything sergey can't do??

>> No.14854531

>>14848464
>the feeling when you open a coinbase account Q3 2012 to on-ramp onto SR ... that $>>14848464
62 per BTC buy order ... tfw

>> No.14854550

>>14848570
kek, that's how i found out

>> No.14854577

>>14848918
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.14854613

>>14849270
Eh idk about that. But Yung lean really only has like 1.5 good albums. But they’re really good. Stranger is his best imo

>> No.14854705

>>14848464
>>14848516
>>14848941
>https://youtu.be/Z8qq_2U3CH4
Low-key the best Yung Lean jam.

>> No.14854774

>>14849405
yes you can, just dyor on the trap post punk scene. Lots of old punks went to it. Underground lives without much phones are still a thing, it's just hidden like it always was

>> No.14854858

>>14850560
I have no friends either anon, at least theres /biz/

>> No.14854896

You fucks will never know what it was like to be 12 in 1992 and growing up when literally every genre of music was going through a golden age, or being the last generation to go to high school before mobile phones & the internet, you'll never know

>> No.14854897

>>14848464
I was actually 18 when Yung lean was doing his thing before he turned into trailer trash

>> No.14854906

>you will never be 22 in 2019 again, accumulating LINK while it was cheap on binance
This is the true reason to live. You old faggots will never understand how magical this time period is.

>> No.14854946

>>14849376
same here I was 6 browsing the 4chins and only one in my whole city that knew BTC to bad I blew it all on drugs tho :^)

>> No.14854974

>>14848483
I’m 23 reeee

>> No.14855151

>>14850560
You should unironically write a book. See a publisher or something I don't know how the process works exactly but fuck you could monetize that story.

>> No.14855800

>>14850321
Look into these:
https://www.amazon.com/Healing-Recovery-David-R-Hawkins/dp/0971500789

https://www.releasetechnique.com/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXBe6IK3Kn8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLwMgUOMQxM

You can truly heal anything.