/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>14847998
CONFIRMED HOLY SHIT I JUST CAME WITHOUT TOUCHING MY DICK

>>14847998
You fags need to stop pushing him, he almost spilled the beans and it could have serious implications.

>>14847998

>>14848011
someone asked him he didnt sya but it was pretty obvious

>>14848011
This. Fucking retards

>>14847998
LAMBO

>>14848011

>>14848011
CHECKED BUT FUCK YOU FAGGOT

>>14848057
I called you a faggot first, faggot. You can't just come at me and insult me with my own insult, faggot.

>>14848011

Fuck him, he's been dumping on us all week. The least he can do is reveal some info.

>>14847998
This kinda confirms Facebook wants to store your personal info in their coin so they can see if you follow the right politics and make you poor on a whim

>>14848076
HE JUST FUCKING DID YOU MORON HAHAHAAHHAHAHAHA COPE HARDER FAGGOT CHAINLINK $1000 EOY

Sauce sauce sauce

>>14848081
Libra is going to exclude people like us using chainlink.
>IMAGINE

>>14848076
I'd rather have organic growth than have him reveal confidential information and potentially destroy a partnership.

>>14848076
I hold 870 link. I’m super nervous about a partnership with faceberg. Faceberg is in Trump’s (and congress’s) crosshairs.

>>14848094
Facebook was trying to get users medical records...

>>14848101
don't be.
If you havent bought now you fuckin should

>>14848099
Fucking forget this phrase “organic growth”. It’s bullshit invented by redditors and faggots, with revolutionary disruptive technology there can be violent price discovery. I hate seeing the
>yeah this is “organic growth”
Meme. Bullshit

>>14848099
It’s not confidential. Facebook is clearly greenlighting this. I don’t like it

>>14848011
Fucking checked. Unironicly bullish meme filled conference. Sergey is a Chad/Neet. We are going to make it this year!!!

HOLY FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>>14848119
Facebook is going to use libra to exclude "racist" and "bigots". Using chainlink. A token held by racist bigots.

>>14848101
If he goes after Libra after it’s partnered with link he may as well start calling himself president streisand

>>14848142
Almost every crypto project needs chainlink to connect to the real world. If you think that's worth less than some leaked partnership perhaps you should sell and buy Tron (TRX).

>>14847998
cope harder faggot

>>14848123
50% of my net worth is in Link. The rest is in a savings account. I’m happy for short term gains. I do not trust Facebook at all. I’m more nervous about holding long term now than ever before. I am not buying anymore link at the moment.

>>14848163
>>14848165
Its already been confirmed

stfu faggots he used libra as an example logo

kys niggers see ya round 2usd tomrrow

>>14848149
>its not confidential
i've got potential

its pretty based that he plans on squeezing out Zuck

Source? Besides him using Libra as an example?

>>14848181
you missed the Q&A retard

>>14848187
Gosh fucking damn why do I laugh at the stupidest shit

>>14848076
It was to pay for the open bar

RSR will cuck Libra though.

>>14848235
how gullible are you

matter of fact send me money ill make it double for u

>>14848073
Faggot trumps fag, FAGGOT

>>14848181
Stay poor retard

>>14848260
i'm just kidding anon, I'm bullish af after this presentation

>>14848235
Don't forget the Big Macs. They bought enough that there was even leftovers.

>uh I-I cant say wether or not we are working with libra because of the ND-... nevermind

>>14848339
hoping some /biz/raelis are at the open bar with him right now feeding him booze and extracting info

>>14848187
>A boyfriend who looks like a girlfriend
The Killers confirmed anons.

>January 1st, 2021
>I wake up around noon and check coinmarketcap
>$1050
>I spent New Years Eve alone as usual
>I think about all the memes, all the threads spammed on the Chainlink board of 4channel last night
>All the fud about dropping back to $800
>We finally broke $1,000
>I walk outside and get an Uber to the airport
>I only have the 300 Link I managed to buy early 2020, but I started making enough off staking to quit my job
>I fly to the Cryonics center I've been in touch with
>In the waiting room I browse /link/ (a board made when some anon bought 4channel with his Link gains last August)
>half the threads are anons showing off their yachts, huge orgies, paying homeless people to let them beat the shit out of them, you get the idea
>I wish I'd had gotten in earlier - a few anons were living like literal kings now, complete with their own fledgling countries
>a couple more livestreams pop up - more nolinker suicides
>the jannies quickly take them down
>the doc takes my phone and we make small talk until I slip into the abyss
>Im declared dead
>This sets off my contracts interlinked within contracts interlinked within contracts interlinked within oracles
>The first contract releases the payment to the Cryonics organization
>Immediately after my Link portfolio is reorganized by a series of contracts written to stake my Link automatically for safe profits
>years pass and an army of profit taking contracts are at work, diversifying my portfolio into various assets for another level of security
>100 years pass and the stop loss contracts still haven't kicked in
>As if no time had passed at all I'm awake, for a second I think I'm still waiting to be put into Cryogenic sleep

1/2

>>14848576
>A new doctor is explaining everything to me
>He hands me the shoebox I put some possessions in - a photo of my family, a photo of my cat, my first Ledger Nano
>I can tell this body isn't organic, but it looks completely natural
>The doctor shows me my portfolio
>Adjusted for inflation, I'm the equivalent of a 2021 billionaire
>I pay for an ego backup
>A sensor imbedded in my body serves as an oracle, if I die my consciousness will immediately be restored in a new body
>I spend some decades roaming Earth, talking to the other old Linkers
>Learn that ayys made first contact soon after our societal and technological development was spurred on by smart contracts
>Pay homage to the statue of Sergey Nazarov, standing in the center of what was once Israel
>Send 1 Link to the janitors wallet as he scrubs Sergey's giant stone feet
>He gets a notification and realizes he's suddenly a rich man
>Exclaims he can finally buy his freedom, breaks down crying tears of happiness
>Figure I've had enough of Earth, pay a ship building company to make me a vessel resembling the one I once flew in EVE Online
>Explore the stars and meet all sorts of interesting people and space niggers using worm holes rendered traversable by some alien technology
>Enter the infinite
What are you gonna do when you make it, anon?

>>14848163
Honk homk

>>14848593
based