/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>14844898
>my gainz noooooooo

My sticky descendants will contrast wonderfully on that bountiful sunkissed ass

>>14844898
>a dyel

>>14844898
Gawwwdaaaamn who is this nubian princess?

>>14844898
>pls god no. My gainz

Begin chemotherapy in preparation for this cancerous thread

>>14844908
This, I'd be fucking pissed off.
BUT I'd take saving money way more seriously and put it into bitcoin and still at $14k

>>14844898
NEEDS a good smack

all my money into ETH. Half of that into antshares. Start cashing out dec ‘17. Start buying link with 10% of funds mid to late 2018.

Rest of funds would go towards commercial property. Proceeds from that would go towards starting some kind of company.

>>14844898
btc.

>>14844989
Half of the eth into antshares after eth moons of course.!

Imagine sticking your face into that ass and breathing in as she lets out a gigantic fart

I'd make some significant life improvements, and invest in some of the big gainers in both crypto and the stock market, Just like everyone else.

>>14844989
You know crypto future and buy property? Fuckinf brainlet

>>14845042
haha who would want that

every single ounce of capital i can raise into ethereum, sell in january then drop the proceeds into link december 2018 and sell at $4, drop my proceeds into some safe boomer stocks and live off the interest forever

>>14844898
1) buy BTC
2) quit my job and spend the rest of my life traveling around the world fucking expensive hookers
same plan I have now with LINK

ETH until 350$
NEO until 100$
TRX until 20c

Literally multi millionaire from 1k

>>14844898
all in bitcoin into all in eth into all in antshares into all in link

And im a billionaire now

>>14845393
Dude on high leverage forex Plays you could be a trillionaire, and you want to buy shitcoins.
You are all pathetic.

>>14845462
Can just 100x leverage btc as well tbqh.

Buy link and make every single meme having a meme monopoly

>tfw id still have herpes

>>14845462
You'd butterfly effect the shit out of the market at that point, throwing off all your predictions

>>14845570
this

but at least you could do leveraged bitcoin trades

Put my entire inheritance check on eth aug2015. Also stop texting my ex and avoid the restraining order

>>14844989
This obviously. And I’d stop drinking and begin doing yoga instead of boxing. Goddamn my body is fucked up

>>14844898
all in eth and dash

i would mend feels you cannot imagine

>>14845141
Jesus dude, you have some excellent taste in black women. A true connoisseur I see.

liquidate all my holdings in stocks and shit, take a second mortgage, go all in on STRAT, ANS, ETH, BTC etc etc obviously, sell at the 2017 peak

and DEFINITELY dont fuck Tracey this time.

...also save my friend from committing suicide

God please send me back.

>>14844898
Sauce?

now i need to fuck a phat ass nigger with my BWC

>>14847422
Bria Myles, her bfs are all White. She sexually confuses /pol/.

>>14847568
There's nothing confusing about conquering your enemy's women.

>>14847568
Idgaf about her boyfriends. Wtf I’m not gay. Also fuck /pol/ you are really more worried about her boyfriends? Now I know you guys are gay.

>>14845771
Tell me about it I almost died in muay thai.
But goddamn I miss it. It's so much fun. Been traumatized tho so

>>14844898
If there is a multiverse, any one can have its own come back, comn scientists !
hurry the fuck up

>>14844898
>Having to exercise all over again
On one hand i would be healthier sooner, on the other hand fuck no

>>14844898
I had very limited money back then and would not have had anything for the 2017 moon missions. The best thing I could have done in 2015 was basically what I did as is (keeping up with college, earning money on the side from weekend jobs, etc.)

>>14846642
thank u

>>14844898

Would have attempted to fuck my Asian friend before she turned transgendered and stopped talking to me. We always hung out 1 on 1 and did seem insecure about her femininity. I probably should have at least offered her the D. Maybe she wouldn't have turned out so messed up (she never had a bf either).

>2015 was 5 years ago

>>14844898
$10000 into Eth. Cash out in december 2017 and dump it all into link.

id tell my parents and brother not to take that drive on December 8th 2015.

Id do anything to see them again

>>14847655
Prove that I'm gay pull down your pant and show me your penis

>>14844908
>my gainz yeeeeeeeeeeees
I've squandered them the past few years

>>14848494
into bnb*

>all these sad posts
>then remember my best friend died a year ago

>>14844898
i'd redo the last four years of my life and not fuck anything up this time

>>14848331
fuck this one got me i need sauce RIGHT NOW

>>14844898
none because I'm 15 and legally cannot invest yet

>>14844898
>>14845141
>>14848331
>having someone else's hair sewn to your head for months at a time
Imagine the stench

>>14844898

>>14844898
>>you get transported back to your body in 2015
>what moves do you make?
I neutralize Sergey Nazarov before it's too late

>>14848552
>Id do anything to see them again
Unironically kys

>>14844898
Dump the frigid, narcisstic feminazi bitch I'm now stuck by a child with.

Dump her like a ton of flaming-hot shit.

>>14850616
>the frigid, narcisstic feminazi bitch I'm now stuck by a child with.
Lmaoooooo

>>14850486
Whisper these 9 letters. ETH XRB TRV

>>14844898
all in xrp, sell at $3.

buy this woman

eth into neo into icx into link

>>14850616
>Dump the frigid, narcisstic feminazi bitch I'm now stuck by a child with.
How the fuck did this happen? If you are making retarded decisions like this then how are you ever going to make it?