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HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!
>Libra absolutely fucking up in Congress>now this
>>14837542Meater can Cu my starfish, if you catch my drift
>>14837542based charls
>>14837542What time
>>14837542okay, now this is P U R E
>>14837542cant wait!
>>148376026:00 pm PST
>>14837542>Raj KumarThanks just sold 100k
>>14837576You ever get hit in the face with nunchucks? With a pitchfork? Nunchucks pitchfork combo?!
>>14837642Kek
>>14837542Best actor in MDE trio
SNAKE EYES
>>14837633Thanks fren
YES I'VE VERIFIED THAT IT'S THE REAL CU MEATER
I'm hitting it off with rainbow
>>14837762Who is this and why should we give a shit?
>>14837542this is from the chainlink discordshit coin
>>14837804cringe and restraining-order pilled
>>14837804Dude.......... nice.I would say that things are going really well between me and Natalie too
So some MDE faggot is going to be causing trouble at the meet up? Is my understanding correct?
>>14837915Ok but stay the fuck away from tegan.
>>14837542who
>>14838010This is a very high quality thread, keep doing god's work
>>14838010Get fucked she's mine
You are such sad, sad beta men
>>14837542cu meater means asshole fuckery in my languagenoice
This is the basedest thread on /biz/ since the bear market started
>>14838149SMOOTH as fuck
>>14838170Thisgtfo with your shitAlso have sex
>>14837915>>14838010>>14838149This is fucking hilariousThis is the funniest shit I've seen in weeks
is charles really attending?
>>14838149SHES NOT INTERESTED OK BACK OFF
>>14837542fucking hell it took me 4 full minutes to realise this is cum eater. damn it
>>14837542Chainlinkers cant keep getting away with this
>>14838329HAH I JUST SAW IT NOW
Please someone send one of them this, it's a classic from /lit/:> I want to be your little baby tampon boy. I want to turn into a little crying baby and then suck on your breasts. Your magic breast milk would turn me into a little baby tampon boy. You would stick me into your hoo-hoo and I would wait with anticipation spouting little baby goo-goo ga-gas waiting for you to bleed all over me. I want to feel your blood inside my little goo-goo ga-ga baby tampon body. I want to absorb your hoo-hoo juices inside my little baby tampon boy body and goo-goo ga-ga like a little rolly-polly baby boy. It would be orgasmic to know I am one with your hoo-hoo Malie blood and I would giggle and goo-goo ga-ga and yelp with little baby boy excitement as I roll around in your Lauren Mayberry hoo-hoo and revel in your red juices, slurping them into my soft little baby tampon boy goo-goo ga-ga body. Then I want you to pull me out and squeeze and wring my little baby tampon boy body so that your hoo-hoo blood and juices spill all over your lauren mayberry face. It would hurt and I would scream in pained goo-goo ga-gas as pain envelops my little baby tampon boy body until i reach full climax and turn back into grown human man.
>>14837844Cu Meater's fanbase may be salty, but he's known for releasing a lot of quality content in quick bursts whenever the market hits a climax.
>>14838425To the event host
Sergei is fucking based
>>14838149Cease. You stand NO chance
>>14837677Wait so that’s Charles from MDE??
>>14838712Meant to reply to >>14838315
>>14837553It sure is a beauty haha>>14837542Noice
>>148375424242 attendeesGuys...>mfw
>>14838600>>14838315>>14838010nuthin personnel, kid
>>14838828Great job anon, now that she’s responded, she’s probably sufficiently warmed up enough that you can ask for feet pics.
>>14838828whats up with stuttering Natalie? Does she stutter during hummers?
>>14837542>Raj Kumar
wtf is going on
>>14838886Natalie simply takes my breath away. Last time I spoke to her I was very nervous, as you can see.
>>14838600Okay, that was a good one
>>14838860Thanks for the advice. I get nervous and lose my ability to navigate situations such as these do I appreciate your advice.
>>14838828>Babble senseless drivel>Crypto roastie replies with "No Problem"
>>14839012Holy shit your text game is impressive.
>>14839012
what the fuck is this threadmy fucking sides
>>14838828What a bitch, i trusted her. I gave her EVERYTHING.
>>14839182>>14839181>>14839151>>14839124>>14839112>>14839061>>14839061AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH WTF WENT WRONG BROS
>>14839238
>>14839238thanks for all the keks
I can't post to anyone now...
>>14839182>What a bitch, i trusted her. I gave her EVERYTHING.we tried warning you about roasties broyou didn't listen>he fell for the painted lady meme againlol>if you're not like the man in (pic related) then SURPRISE! you're the bitch in the relationship hahaha
this fucken thread and the way you guys write so well lmao
>>14839337>we tried warning you about roasties bro>you didn't listen>he fell for the painted lady meme again>lol>if you're not like the man in (pic related) then SURPRISE! you're the bitch in the relationship hahaha>meant to post this picyou get it
Just banned from direct messaging, i can still reach out in other ways
>>14839012fucking hell you write well
>>14839401
>>14839012>post feetStretched out into a 1000 wordsHahahaha love it
>>14839433I can't even comment on that, i'm banned.
HOW MANY HOURS LEFT?
>>14837542>>14837762>being Cu MeaterBest way to verify I guess.>>14839433Checked and keked
>>148394726 burgers 15 fries
I've reached out in the only way i can
>>14839567
>>1483947213
Kek based thread
>>14839567this is rich
This whole thread reminds me of /b/ back when /b/ was good
>>14839567I will stifle you at every turn
>>14839182>that message to GrantKEK
>>14839012Welcome fren, it seems that you’re well on your way to acquiring a 3D waifu. Don’t forget to tell her about your vast collection of leather bound books and throwing stars. I find this typically deals the deal.
kek i swear one of you retards will sperg out at sergey one day and get arrested
WTF ?
>>14840046hahahahahahahahaha feetfags btfo
>>14840046ITS OGRE
Sergey is so fucking based
They probably won't like my photo of the outside then
>>14840046It’s alright bro, I got you. She’ll come back around, probably just all the emotions.
>>14840121One man can only kek so much in a day. This roastie is probably scared for her fucking life now LMAO
>>14840169Based wingman.
>>14840088>>14840092IF ITS A DUEL SHE DESIRES, IT IS A DUEL SHE SHALL RECEIVE>>14840169Thank you!!!! This should go a long way in clearing this whole thing up.
>>14840169I love you glorious faggots, this almost makes me want to ironically buy link.
>>14840227
I love this fucking board.
>>14840252An absolute gentleman
>>14840252>>14840169>>14840121>>14839786
>>14840312Honestly thought, how can one man be so smooth?
>This thread
YOU GUYS ARE RUINING SERGEY’S PROJECT!! STOP THIS SHIT
>>14840252THE KEKS KEEP COMING! What an absolute madlad
>>14840252If you could go ahead and put me in contact with Chelsea, I’m sure I can straighten this all out. I’m not seeing her on the Atendee list, but I’m 100% positive that if I could just communicate with her directly she’ll understand. Just tell her to reach out to John Stomas in the chainlink group. We’re all good guys here. No reason for anyone to feel uncomfortable.
>>14840384I appreciate you acting as my agent as we work to get all of this straightened out
I love you guys so much
>>14840121haha, literal stalking, so based
>>14839401>how to make women dependentHAHAHAHAHAHA
How do I message this guy. I want to send him the black and white giga chad image and ask advice on how he landed that modeling contract. I've been working out you see.
>>14840591This one.
LINK is tanking right now thanks to you disgusting, misogynistic sick fucks. I can't believe I ever trusted you guys. I'm dumping all my bags and going to r/Ripple, never looking back. Adios.
>>14840648
>>14840648thanks for sucking all the funny out of the thread
No wonder Sergey hates you faggots
This is the funniest thread on biz in the last 12 months.
>>14840046WHO IS BRAHP EATA??????
Posting in legendary thread, today /biz/ lives
>>14840252This is why Sir Gay had zero issue dumping on us lmao
this kills the crypto meetup
>>14840921>tfw two autists and a pajeet are the only attendees*flush*
>>14837542Long live Cu Meater
>>14840891You guys thought 7 x 700k was cute, just wait for the 7 x 7 million dumps.
>>14840921>event is cancelled, attendees are evacuated due to reports of a gang of strange men said to be at the venue stalking a participant>men wearing blue plaid shirts are rumored to be armed and possibly dangerous, do not attempt to approach them
Reason #8161 why chainlink will never go past $5. You autistic sperglords will ruin with kind of shit.
My fucking sides are in orbit. GG
>>14840046Fucking whoooo????https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-7NW5M6zmA
epic bread. this is why i still come here at all
>>14839567My sides, they're in the stratosphere.
No way holy shit guysyou rock
based bread, may eternal gains come to you frens
god damn
You haven't seen the last of Cu Meater. Oh, and I'M NEVER FUCKING SELLING
>>14841863*slow claps*
>>14841863
>>14840355This is more about keks and chaos, brother. I mean being rich is gonna be awesome but... This thread is fucking amazing.
>a boy is trolling people on internetWow. You find this funny?
>>14842053Are you gay? Serious question
>>14842091No. 90% hetero
>>14842053look, an incel
>>14842107Show tits
>>14842053Back to ledit faggot. Or even better kys.
>>14842159>>14842168Incel tits? What are you, twelve?
>>14842194Lol at you kid.My id changed when I moved out to the balcony. Nice brown color
>>14842212you're not even him dummy
>>14842249are you on the autism spectrum?
>>14842264You're the dum one kiddo>>14842168>My id changed when I moved out to the balcony
>>14842291you are arent you, haha you have ass-burgers
>>14842053have sex
>>14842365Ok you are one them. You know, I'm probably older than you and know a thing or two, and I say this wholeheartedly to yiu. It's better less you take. I'm not talking about microdosing, but still, it's better to take less. Also, if you're eating mushrooms, large doses can get heavy for the kidneys. Safe tripping and remember to keep the other leg on the ground anon.
legendary shitposting here
>>14842053I have to concur. This seems way too childish for people holding up to 100kUSD in this project to be doing. Let’s be a bit more professional for once shall we? This will only hurt the reputation of the project
probably one of the best biz threads of all time
wow a op that isnt a faggotbased thread
>drooling over roasties on meetup.com>clothing it in ironic harassmentgamer girl bathwater buyers detected
>>14843194Not only are you a tasteless faggot. You’re apparently also exceedingly stupid.
>>14840252>Am I any less of a person becaouse i fell to this temptation?top kekkerino
>>14843264>sensless kneejerk reaction projectile vomitYou did buy the bathwater you spineless beta faggot. Continue impotently attempting to get the attention of a roastie justified in it being ironic harassment.
>>14843194>>14843387spotted the min maxing rationalmale oua faggot
>>14843387Lol fag
Donald Trump and Sergey Nazarov walk into a bar and see two fine ladies over by the jukebox. Sergey swaggers up to the two fine ladies and Trump acts as Trump's wingman. "Aww go away Donald Blump" the pretty lady blurts out."Hush my dead, for that is the President of the United States""Ohh ok, tee hee. Who are you then?" the lady replies cutely."You worst nightmare.. eheh"Donald realised that this isn't a good move and steps in to sort things out.[1 hour later]Sergey Nazarov and the two fine ladies are in a hotel room that Donald Trump has generally comped him. They are eating sushi and having a great fucking time.
>>14843487What the fuck
>>14843446>>14843461The roasties you write too know what you are doing. Impotently lusting after them - the ironic harassment fools no one
When the fuck is this happening?
>>14843537I didn’t write anything, retard. This is shit is funny so fuck off now, queef.
>>14843537it's just funny, fuck off, who cares about some roastie validation, you unironically care waay too more about her than ourselves and probably she would know it if we were all around some table bullshitting her, you care too much that you become the cuck
>>14843487Go on....
>>14843066Why don’t you go back to fucking reddit faggot?
>>14843619
>>14843538Its been cancelled
"Humina Humina Humina" they all chant."No let me do it!" Sergey commands sternly.He puts down his glass of port and clears his mind. He get's into the lotus position and when he is ready, he closes his eyes."Hummminnaaahhh" Silence.The air stirs and the ladies feel a chill up their short skirts. Everything is floating towards the ceiling. The lamp knocks over and cascades light over a jar of wasabi and now the room is basking in the glow of. you guessed it."Humminaaa Humminaa, ehem HooHoo" Sergey falls to the group embarrassing himself. Everything is back to normal.
>>14843686
Are you backing up your data?Someone's backing up your data.
>starts at 6:30 PSTFuck i'll have to be asleep by then REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>14840169fucking top zozzle
Toasting in epic bread. Masterful trolling sirs
>>14843066This is the clown world timeline retard, literally anything goes
>>14837542Literally who?
https://outlierventures.io/research/the-convergence-tracker-1-0/
>>14843487BASED
>>14843066The only thing hurting the reputation of this project is still allowing Israel (which has no right) to exist,Holder lied, Walker died,
without a doubt one of the most legendary LINK threads ever
>>14843847That's my Instagram crush
THanks anon, I havent seen a thread of this caliber in years
>>14843066Can confirm less is more with lsd
>>14838828Bearish on her part
>>14843194>>14843387>>14843537It's so painful to see some projecting sperglord tell us about his delusions>Y-YOURE A BETA THAT BUYS GIRLS BATHWATER!>YOU STALK AFTER PEOPLE IRL>YOURE A VIRGINDo you get uncomfortable when you go for too long without telling yourself that the people you don't like are pathetic in some made up way?
>>14840252modern day Ignatius Reilly. I'm pretty jealous.
>>14843872You have borderline pedophilic tendencies anon. Those cheap bolt-ons are the only thing saving you.
Anybody running a periscope?
>>14843872im saying find a better milk truck you creep!
>>14839282>>14839367>>14839429>>14840241>>14840284>>14840312>>14840319>>14840324>>14840349>>14840374>>14840478>>14840833>>14840853>>14840938>>14840986>>14841292>>14841331>>14841795>>14841810>>14841832>>14841916>>14841960>>14842045>>14842882>>14843073>>14843102>>14843309>>14843753>>14843847>>14843857>>14843896>>14843950>>14843974thx frens. Cu Meater will be back.Never sell.
>>14844084>You have borderline pedophilic tendencies anon>>14844084bruh, every guy turns their head to girls with bodies no matter the age. Don't be retarded.
>>14844119This someone please
>>14839238HAHAHAHA FUCKING KEK!!!!
>>14837642Dont be racist, there are some smart Indians
>>14844084>>14844125Brainlet, she's like 22
>>14844125Like this fine specimen, for example.
Toasting in epic, remember me lads
>>14837804Cringe>>14837804
>>14841201kek
B&RR/
Wow this thread is truly legendary, thank you for the laughs fren. CU Meater will be remembered
>>14839567Holy fuck I'm crying laughing right nowYoure a legend bro
>>14843974based Ignatius reference
>>14843066>he's still attached to the physical worldlaughinggirls.png
is there a livestream?
>>14845290https://youtube.com/watch?v=62BN2cCiUaQ
>>14837542>Raj KumarI just market sold my stack, I’m not letting some jeet propel me to financial freedom
>>14837915
>>14845374Nice, unironically sell signal.
>>14840841KEK
>>14845374
>>14839012>it was just "post feet" over a full paragraph of m'lady fedora speak
>>14845532
>>14840046>chelsea restrum>CU MeaterHer name sounds like more of a joke than yours
>>14840046Is Chelsea trans?
His name was cu meater.
>>14845765His name was cu meater.
>>14845616
>>14845271
Poasting in epic bread
>>14846056Is this pic real?
Who did Tegan end up choosing?
>>14846056Whats with all the hambies? does trump actually eat like this?
>>14846667You can leave.
>>14846619yes, welcome to day 908 of trump's america
NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOO WHY WHYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHSERGEY KEKED ME
HE KEKED ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NOOOOOOO
>>14846751
>>14846714>>14846709>>14846619>>14846056Jesus christ its real. https://youtu.be/wEt1LipvT4kNot sergay or hitler obviously, but the mountain of junkfood and trump is real.
Holy shit
>>14846751too dry, too much teeth
>>14843974Instead of a yacht party, maybe we should all take a bus to Baton Rouge to celebrate.
>>14847805I'll buy everyone a pair of Levy pants upon arrival
>>14838010tee, f'n hee
His name was cu meater
>>14846751Oooooohhhhhhh mmmyyyu ssssiiiiiiiddddeessssKEK
put me in the screencap, contender for funniest thread kn /biz/ I have ever lurked and bothered to post in
>>14846751Wtf not teegan
>>14846751>>14846764>>14839238FUCKING ROASTIES
>>14843066I'm holding more than that bub
>>14842053yikes
>>14843847Based and redpilled
>>14839567i'm crying this is so fucking funny
This thread has been a modern epic
Great read. Just when I lost hope in /biz/.Seems over the stop, so should have looked like larping. It's gotta be hard being a woman at times if you're bombarded.Btw, 1 LINK = 1 Big Mac EOY.
Where's the Cu Meater cube edit?
>>14850685In love with cu meater