/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>14837466
>no sir, you can't do what you want with your money

>>14837466
When will people finally understand that they don't actually own their money in the bank?

>>14837466
>sirs, you can only transfer money to/from savings a couple of times per month
>you have exceeded the amount of transfer times you may have
>thank you for your time, please leave good review when we robocall you back with customer service survey
>*CLICK*

>>14837466
KEYS.
COINS.
RISK.
FINANCE. Thanks for playing.

>>14837756
i've always known but the full realization just hit me today
i'm a shut-in, now i have to go outside to give myself some of my own money
clown world is real

>>14837466
Its not your money anyways its the banks!

>>14837466
On top of that most banks are starting to demand monthly fees that are like having negative interests.

Haha we’re fucked, aren’t we?

>>14837466
Have you done so 6 times this month already? Federal regulations say that's the max

Not your keys not your wallet

if you werent guilty of laundering you could move it , dont blame it on the bank

>>14838529
Yes, Massa Uncle Sam. I finna get that gubment check but can’t no touch no more den 6 times yessir.

>>14838811
Dont put it in your savings account then

just got off the phone with them
>call to do the transfer
>ask them why i couldn't
>on hold for 20 mins
>tells me about federal regulations state you can only withdraw from savings 6x a month
>never heard of this until today
>they say i've had multiple "violations" of this in the past 6 months but today they decided to lock my ability to transfer until january next year
>have to phone them anytime i need to move money over
>knuckles swollen from punching the door

God please let me make it, please

dumbass OP probably has the money locked in a savings account. learn how interest works before using a bank retard

>>14838529
i just heard of this 6x regulation today
i've always been able to transfer money any time, any amount with no problems until today

>>14839947
>today they decided to lock my ability to transfer until january next year
What they fuck? They can't just arbitrarily decide to lock your shit for 6 months! This is bullshit, anon.

>>14839947
Arbitrarily tell them to withdrawal your stacks so you can take them down the street to a competitor

>>14839947
Call them 100x a day to transfer 1$. Make them pay anon.

>>14839947
>>14840001
just how dumb and new are you? this is only for SAVINGS ACCOUNTS. if you want unlimited withdrwals you put it in the checking account

>>14840570
>6 months
and people say bitcoin transfers are slow

>>14839947
go in the bank and ask to close your account. the manager will comply with your request to keep you as a customer

>>14840989
This is the correct answer