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i just watched an anime for the first time ever thanks to the prophecy poster

>> No.14827589

I want asuka to queef directly in my face through her plugsuit.

>> No.14827609

>>14827464
I still haven’t because only autists and chinks watch that shit

>> No.14827753
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>>14827609
Watch Soul Eater. I'm telling you it's probably the best anime out there.

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>>14827464
Now watch Serial Experiments Lain.

>> No.14828007

>>14827753
I mean soul eater is good and all. but best? not even close

>> No.14828018
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>>14828007
I really dislike your post.

>> No.14828042

>>14827464
Great, start off with one of the most overrated anime shows ever. Great way to never watch anime again.

>> No.14828053

>>14828018
You are stupid.
Madoka Magica is the greatest anime ever made. I won't expect alot of /biz/ to understand though as /biz/ is full of 19 year old normalfags.

>> No.14828074

>>14827464
Dont watch more OP. Sadly 2d will never be real

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>>14827753
You know that the author of Soul Eater has a new anime airing this season? Its alright, kind of teen edgy but not bad.

>>14827464
You started off well fren. Now don't go too far down the rabbit hole or else you'll end up watching little cartoon girls have tea parties like I do

>>14827768
This is essential

>> No.14828097
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Welcome to the pit Anon.

Check out Death Note if you want a clever anime, check out Spice and Wolf if you want a cozy anime, check out Made in Abyss if you want a mysterious anime, check out Overlord if you want a magical anime, check out One Punch Man if you want an overpowered anime, check out Saiki Kusuo no Psi-nan if you want a funny anime.

>> No.14828132

>>14827464
I've only seen one anime that I genuinely liked. Ninja Scrolls. It had extreme violence and gore, sexual scenes and even monster rape. Great soundtrack, no kiddie crap high schoolers shit. I have tried to find a similar anime since that perfect one is from 1993 but I have yet to find an anime that meets all those requirements.

I am sick of the high school characters and the kiddie jokes and silliness that surrounds most of these animes. I don't care about story crap either. Ninja Scroll had a decent story but it was everything else that was so electrifying and captivating such as the sound design and boss fights.

If anyone knows anything that can meet these requirements I listed above please let me know. I don't care about ninjas, I just need gore, adult themes, sex/nudity, gray morality, good sound design, no teenagers or weebos, etc.

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You are going down a rabbit hole and you can never go back. You will now realize that 2D girls are superior to 3d women.

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>>14828132
holy shit, ninja scrolls. haven't seen anyone mention that one in like 15 years.

on the topic of classic ninja, Samurai Champloo is a classic and not your typical "ninja" anime

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>>14828132
Watch Ghost in the Shell. The movie first.

>> No.14828239

Oh my god, i cant fucking do it, i refuse to believe it
im being fucking memed on there is no way people have such absolute dogshit taste
this is because of summer right

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>>14827609
You have to go back. 4chan is an anime website, reddit refugee

>> No.14828249

>>14827464
>watching anime
Kill yourself and leave this board please

>> No.14828257
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>>14828132
https://nyaa.si/view/834410

Thank me later. It has teen characters but they're child soldiers. Also excessive violence, death and rape. The entire story was inspired by the Rwandan genocide.

>> No.14828258

>>14828239
lel this anon is somehow more sperg than the rest of you
I’ve been here since ‘09, I unironically know this is literally an anime imageboard, but it doesn’t make anime watchers any less autistic. have fun watching japanese cartoons and being incels for the rest of your lives

>> No.14828273

>>14828258
>>14828249
still this, kys

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>>14828244
>4chan /a/ is an anime website
FTFY you fucking faggot nolifer dipshit
Pleaze go back

>> No.14828289

>>14828249
Spoken like a true non transexual.

Akira shits on all of this weeb shit
t.nonfag

>> No.14828299

>>14828053
Based madokaposter. I keep trying to get my buddies to watch it, I explain to them "it's the magical girl anime for the rest of us." But they just won't listen and tell me it looks like some faggy weeb shit. If they'd sit still long enough to watch for 10 minutes they'd recognize it for the genre-transcending masterpiece it is.

>> No.14828308

>>14827464
Was it good OP? What was it called
t. literal boomer

>> No.14828309
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>>14828053
Muh nigga

>> No.14828315

>pretending to not like anime
you fags also probably dont like to get railed by thick shemales, you fucking normies

>> No.14828319

>>14828249
been here for 14 years niggerman, every single one of you cunts is a newfag to me

>> No.14828334

>>14828249
Hi r*dditor. It's really great that you've decided to invade this website since yours is such a shithole. I see you've made a nice suitably edgy comment trying to blend in with the natives but I think you forgot 4channel is an anime website! Whoops! You should always try to remember this as you get acquainted with imageboard culture instead of blatantly showing yourself as having originated from the other website. Happy posting!!!

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>>14828249
>>14828273
>>14828258
uh oh the normalfaggots showed up. protip: you're the ones who don't belong here

>> No.14828347

>>14828319
this, just like how trump changes the social dynamic. More will come.

>> No.14828350

>>14828278
>redditfrog with reddit filename
I'm sorry but you have to go back.

If you don't like anime, you don't belong on 4chan; you belong on reddit!

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>>14828278
>dumb frogposter

>> No.14828375

I unironically started watching Neon Genesis Evangelion few days ago only to realise that it's THE based Asuka that's from that show.


It's a sign for me. The prophecy will follow through

>> No.14828389

Watch queen's blade. Porn, great battles, and a surprisingly amazing soundtrack.

>> No.14828405

>>14827464
Stop wasting your time with anime and buy SNTVT.

>> No.14828427

>>14828405
thanks! just bought 100k

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>>14828375
And now you come to the same crossroads every young anon has faced for the past 15 years: Asuka, or teh Rei?

You must pick a side. The battle rages on to this day.

>>14828405
>tfw pajeets can't even afford anime

>> No.14828441

>>14828249
>4chan.org

>> No.14828489

>>14828438

Evangelion is 24 years old, anon.

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>>14828489
I know, but 4chan is 15 years old. Even though I know it was debated long before 4chans inception.

For me? You already know

>> No.14828574

>>14828438
>bitchsuka or a fencepost
>slutsuka or a pot of lukewarm water
>shitsuka of a literal soulless clone of your mother
real patricians transcend the false dichotomy and pick the third position: Misato

>> No.14828599

>>14828308
it was nice, it's called neon genesis evangelion

t. fellow sub 30 boomer

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>>14828405
>SNTVT
Oh yeah, I forgot I was on /biz/ for a second. Still the dumbest ticker in crypto, btw.

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>>14828574
Asukafags make money
Reifags make money
Misato gets slaughtered

>> No.14828633

Idk what it is but the music in NGE is so fucking comfy

>> No.14828642

Where's my redeath OG gag dub?

>> No.14828681

>>14828249
GTFO fag

>> No.14828682

>>14827464
evangelion sucks ass. Fight me weebs

>> No.14828756

>>14828682
2deep4u

>> No.14828805

>>14828682
It really is incredibly over-rated. The first half was alright, with the evas fighting the different angels. But holy shit does it turn to cringe when it disintegrates into that pseudo-philosophical nonsensical drivel bullshit

>> No.14828831

>>14828682
>>14828756
>>14828805
I thought it was okay. I heard 1.0 cleared up a lot of the bullshit and didn't have the same production problems as the original series. Never bothered to watch it though.

>> No.14828945

>>14828805
Don't forget to thank me sir

https://imgur.com/wbZGcXX