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Previously on /SMG/ >>14814262

>> No.14819929
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FIRST FOR AMDCHADS

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First for all mentally retarded traders, we deserve respect and love.

>> No.14819945
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>PETS

>> No.14819955

REITs at this stage of the game assuming a cut is coming?
Aye or No

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>>14819943
<3

>> No.14819995

My SNSS calls sold and I rolled all the capital over into SPY puts. See you in the morning lads. Tomorrow is going to be a bloody thursday.

>> No.14819997
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Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm down .18%, disappointing nothing day. I'm waiting to clear 15k into my robinhood and bought a new handgun though, so I'm feelin pretty good. Gonna take a snug nap then go on an evening hike when it cools off

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>>14819943

>> No.14820036

SNSS is a meme fml

>> No.14820049

>>14820036
Im glad i got out of that on top

>> No.14820065

>Every Ad I get now is for eToro
Is eToro any good and will these Jews ever leave me alone?

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>>14819997
Up 0.67% ($157). Red on everything except that piece of shit PHUN. I guess it finally hit support.

>> No.14820076

>>14820036
No, it isn't. One crab day is insignificant when you consider how quickly it recovered from that public offering, and then went up from that.
>>14819997
Down 0.5% for the day, just a crab day.

>> No.14820099

>>14819995
Congrats man. People were even buying up January $3 calls today.

>> No.14820102
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>>14819997

Pretty good day for me. My small vix long dipped a smidge intraday but recovered on the sell in to close. It didn't quite drop far enough for me to pull trigger on adding a little to the position. S&P shorts did dandy.

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>>14819997
had a green day even though my Jaaaaaaaaaaack is craaaaaashing

>> No.14820106

>>14819997
Up 0.005%. Amazing...

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>>14819997
Screwed up my strangle play, sold the put when I should have sold the call, and sold the call when I should hav the put, so only $1 gain from it

But overall not a bad day considering that Robinhood portfolio is currently 10% crypto shit

And off topic, any of you fuckers going to be in Las Vegas late August?

>> No.14820120

>>14819995
> Spaceship Awesome, this is Moon control
> SNSS and SPY both cleared for landing
> Enjoy your stay

>> No.14820171

>>14820120
when SPY drops 6 bucks tomorrow don't say I didn't warning you.

>> No.14820173

Trump is gearing up for more China tariffs. The Chinks aren't buying what he said they'd buy in Japan.

>> No.14820197

>>14820171
When the SPY remains flat tomorrow you can crash on my couch, I'd hate to think of you sleeping on the streets.

>> No.14820227

>>14820197
We're not going to be flat. We're going strait back to december lows.

>> No.14820253

>>14820227
I do have to say, that would be exciting.

>> No.14820264

for me it's index funds

>> No.14820324

>>14819997
I'm down 5% since I longed the top of SPY at 20x, ask me anything.

>> No.14820423

FOR ME

VTSAX

>> No.14820432

>>14819929
IM RUINED!

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>>14820227
>We're going strait back to december lows.

That would be fun but I doubt it. My profit targets on short position are the 50 day and 200 day SMAs. If it gets all the way down to the 200 day I'm going to cover the whole lot and reassess from there.

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>>14820264
>>14820423
for me its a portfolio that is at least 50% LMT, BA, WM, DIA

>>14820324
dont dwell on the past, it'll eat you alive
focus on your future

t. someone who shorted BTC back when it was $200 a coin (and then payed $990 for one share of AMZN instead of $1000 for one BTC)

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>>14818295
Ill get right on that

>> No.14820586

>>14820555
>$990 for one share of AMZN
At least you still doubled your moneys.

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>>14820324
>SPY at 20x

yikes :O

i hope smg has already booked annual tokyo trips! median population 10iq above median westerner and all world's best traders live there!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2gcABqG_VE

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Warning for optimistic bulls. The Salmon & Piranha violated short term lower trend line and remained a hair below it in to close. Still below it in after hours trading.

>> No.14820670

>>14820606
Its almost like you get high iq from picking the best out of billions.
If you picked the best westerners and made a city it would be ten points higher than this

>> No.14820683

>>14820633
What does this mean? I’m new to stocks.
Also, redpill me on making a million dollars in the stock market. Can it be done?

>> No.14820735

>>14820683

It's an early indication that there is more downside in the short term to come. Do keep in mind that trend lines change frequently. This is not a strong signal... yet.

>redpill me on making a million dollars in the stock market. Can it be done?

Oh it can certainly be done. There are many traders who became world famous for it. Very difficult though. A more realistic goal is to equal or beat the indexes consistently.

>> No.14820758

>>14820683
The best way to make a million dollars would be to get some SPY put options right before the crash which has just started. You just have to make sure you're getting the put options and not the call options. Oh man if you bought the calls instead of the puts here. What a disaster!

>> No.14820798

>>14820633
how does after hours trading work? i thought you couldn't put in orders after market close

>> No.14820813

>>14820758
>You just have to make sure you're getting the put options and not the call options. Oh man if you bought the calls instead of the puts here. What a disaster!
lmao. You're a funny guy Baggie, I'll kill you last.

>> No.14820820

>>14820758
Why are you so sure it’s crashing, and how far out should my puts be?

>> No.14820825

>>14820798

https://www.investopedia.com/terms/a/afterhourstrading.asp

>> No.14820839

>>14820036
I told you. This is the absolut meme stock

>> No.14820845

>>14820825
thanks

>> No.14820852

>>14820825

This article is a little more robust on the topic:

https://www.investopedia.com/ask/answers/after-hours-trading-am-i-able-to-trade-at-this-time/

>> No.14820862

>>14820076
What is your argument? Why do younthink that it will hit 1$ in the near future?

>> No.14820968

>>14820820
There is no way to know for certainty when or if a crash is occurring. But there are troubling signs and positive signs right now which makes the uncertainty palpable. Lots of risk and reward ahead be warned.

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Oh hey bull, nice to see yah! Wait, what was that? The market is stalling? Don't worry, we'll be back up in no time :^)

>> No.14821008

>>14820171
>6 points
measured move from the rising wedge?

>> No.14821014

>>14820173
No kidding. I wouldn’t expect anybody to take that raw deal. Putting Huawei on the entities list costed trump nothing. Now he expects China to buy agriculture after withdrawing what he escalated? What is this amateur hour?

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bulls be like pic related

>> No.14821043

>>14821015
More like you tomorrow.

>> No.14821116

>>14820820

There is not evidence for a crash yet. Only a some short term downside possibility so far. The S&P will have support at both the 20 day and 50 day SMAs. Sustained break below the 50 day often means the 200 day will be prodded at before bullish reversal. As of close, the moving averages are:

>20 day: 2968
>50 day: 2895
>200 day: 2776

The last two times it encountered the 200 day moving average (March 8 and June 3), it briefly broke below but recovered for a short term bullish reversal.

>> No.14821121

>>14820862
I've already made my argument multiple times here, but it essentially comes down to every single investment indicator, from the success of their recent research in Vercrutinib, to that public offering when they didn't really need the money (something you would only do with a very secure research position), to massive buys by Wells Fargo and some other capital investment groups, to the fact that every single analysis I've read has the lowest end numbers way higher than that.

>> No.14821142

>>14821116
Tell me what books I should read to understand what you’re saying.

>> No.14821184

>>14821121

Did you know there is a trailer company called Wells Cargo?

>>14821142

Just go to investopedia and read up on moving averages. In my post I am referring to the simple moving average on the 1day candle scale chart.

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>>14821015
>Bagholderextreme has sent 1 Yang to your crunchyroll account

>> No.14821210

>>14819916
Suicide prevention for 1.5% loss? What happens when you lose 2%, do you suicide bomb?

>> No.14821224
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Since 1954

>> No.14821290

>>14821121
there are people in this thread that purposly bash your stock.. they don't have any position in it.. they will just simply bash your stock.. they haven't actually dont any bit of research at all.. like none.. zero.. but yet.. they will bash your stock no matter what?

Why?.. well.. well because you're on 4chan and there are a lot of faggots here.

>> No.14821294

Threadly reminder that the Holocost was a farce.

>> No.14821341

>>14821184
>Wells Cargo
This. Everyone is confused. It wasn't Wells Fargo that invested in SNSS, it was Wyatt LeMont, the cowboy hat wearing drunken CEO of Wells Cargo. He's quoted as saying
> "Some of the greatest minds of SMG are shilling this penny bioshit stock called Sunesis. You see, it's like the word Sun merged with Genesis. I fucking love the sun, but no more than I love the bible. Plus it's an American country. Sun, god and America. It's going to the moon."
This was after his fourth bourbon and coke of the day.

>> No.14821352

>>14820227
God willing, if not further. Let it all burn.

>> No.14821377

>>14821290
Quit buying shit stocks kiddo

>> No.14821381

>>14821341

I throughly enjoyed that

>> No.14821383

How much has Boeing’s fuck up hurt the US market?

>>14821015
...is this that guy who suicided his head off on r9k?

>> No.14821394

>>14821290
This, people like to hate.
>>14821121
At least you're not shilling LCI, fuck that stock. I heard that they're going to actually rewrite the Securities act of 1933 and shareholders are going to owe money by the time it's all said and done.

>> No.14821417

>>14821383
>How much has Boeing’s fuck up hurt the US market?

Surprisingly not that bad considering how fuck huge Boeing is.

>> No.14821433

>>14821341
Kek. Fuckin hell, my sides.

>> No.14821459
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>>14821116
We're already in a recession after not pulling ourselves out of the last one.
All it's going to take is someone coming out and saying it, then it'll be a bloodbath. November was just a small juke.

>> No.14821585

>>14819997
A couple days of cost-averaging down my QQQ puts paid off and I got out of that trade with nice gains off of based Trump's regularly scheduled Twitter funposting. Grabbed a few out of the money 7/19 SPY calls for fun. 8/10 pretty good day.

>> No.14821691

>deutsche bank collapsing
>recession coming very soon
fuck i want to have a normal life please i don't want to get killed in a war

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>>14821142

Here anon. I made a chart showing the moving averages for (you). Green line is the 20 day, red is 50 day, and yellow is the 200 day.

>> No.14821859

>>14821746
also, what the fuck happened in the start of 2019? every fucking stock or index has this incredible fall

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>>14821746
Sma's or EMA's?

>>14821859
Christmas Eve massacre

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>>14821746
it takes 1 minutes to backtest most oldest trend following strategy that is 50-200ma cross :) not a good strat market whipsaws kill all trend followers they worked in the 90's last time well
since then it's been losing to byy and hold badly. only 200 ma cross is even worse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5kIdtMJGc8

>> No.14821893

>>14821859
Powell happened. At least that's the official story.

>> No.14821894

>>14821691
Don’t worry little zoomer! Modern warfare is economic, technological, and possibly idealogical. If it comes to military, we may even skip the whole soldiers and guns, and go straight to nuclear.

>>14821417
Thanks anon, that’s a surprise.

>>14821859
That’s around when Powell decided the yield curve could use a good flattening.

>> No.14821989

>>14821894
>>14821893
who's powell?

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>>14821989
he is the markets (he is the head of the Fed)

>> No.14822038

>>14822014
and why did he decide to ultimately destroy the fucking economy?

>> No.14822044

>>14821989
Head of the Federal Reserve

>> No.14822111

>>14821882
>Sma's or EMA's?

SMA

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>>14822014
Arch reptilian Illuminati head figure. He was given the go ahead to crash the system. They are waiting til closer to the election now. Epstein has naked gay pictures of him on the island in his temple. Won't be long.

>> No.14822131

>>14822038
He is the force holding the economy together
The 20 trillion dollar Atlas of this world, surrounded by childlike whining politicians and the treasury oaf
All the banks of Europe and Asia could not by force take a sip from the ice cold drinking fountains of the CBOE or make a track on the SPY. If recession be our lot, Jerome himself will be our author and finisher. We will live forever as a nation of rich men, or die by inflation

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>> No.14822164

>>14821883

Oh I know. I only use SMAs to identify possible supports or resistances not otherwise clear by the candles. I don't trade based on their patterns or crosses.

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>>14822132

>> No.14822240
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>>14822038
he didnt, he decided to save it (when it becomes the time to do so)

but his wording was misinterpreted by the weak, and misleading for the millions of quint-bots that were scanning headlines

he is a master of mental fortitude, forever locked in a battle of wills vs 7 billion others who would happily doom the economy for their own selfish desires

>>14822123
no, he demonstrated his power to those who doubted him, proving that he can save the system when (((they))) decide to crash it

>>14822211
fullhouse!!

>> No.14822243

Is amd rekt or is it just temporary trump hysteria?

>> No.14822255

Oh god the new twitter layout looks like dog hell

>> No.14822424

>>14822255
post pic? I see the same as before I think

>>14822132
lmao

>> No.14822476

>>14822132
B A S E D

So accurate on some many levels

>j/k Baggie your Plunge Protection antics saved the market today

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>>14822424

>> No.14822531

>>14819955
I dropped all of mine. I feel like i am just gonna wait till a cheapies crash cause i always miss them

>> No.14822532

>>14821691
The collapse of Deutsche is not bad for the economy at all. The Eurozone's centralised economic policymaking makes it almost impossible for European investment banks to flourish. American investment banks will sweep up the leftovers of Deutsche.

Deutsche has been in a terrible position for years, European investment banks cannot compete with the American monopoly. The only one left now is Barclays and even that is struggling.

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THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

>> No.14822665

>>14822642
based and divvypilled

>> No.14822771

>>14822240
and what would have happened if he didn't do nothing? i assume the indexes would have gone too high?

>> No.14822797

>>14822532
yeah, to be honest fuck the ECB.

>> No.14822848

>>14821989
Oh my sweet summer child

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>>14819997
Got stopped out of $VRUS when it hit $0.025 the other day.

Looking to get back in around $0.02-0.023.

Might not happen, oh well five figure profit is good.

Can't cry over making money.

>> No.14822893

https://instaud.io/3W0G

>> No.14822976

>>14819929
I have 4 shares. Should I buy more? The gold mines I have money in are suddenly up today.

>> No.14823054

>>14822976
Yes keep accumulating anon.

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Is it time for CXW yet?!

>>14822892
Jesus fuck.

Lost so much in KBLB after getting stopped out twice, just bought a suicide stack today as I think they have a future. But damn, that R/S is somewhat worrisome.

What’re you still in these days?

>> No.14823149

Did everyone buy cheapies today? I bought 7k of MSFT, feels good.

>> No.14823152

Is AMD really that good for holding? As a newfag i want to know if it has future.

>> No.14823164

>>14823149
if you don't plan on selling for 3-5 years, you did great. if you plan on selling in the next 8-16 months, you could be fine, you could be fucked. anyway, compound that shit with divvy reinvestment

>> No.14823177

>>14823164
Agreed, but I'm long term on this one baby. I anyway doubt this is a crash, though.

>> No.14823190

>>14823152
They have some new shit coming out that beats out Intel.
Plus they make all the processors and gpus for Xbox and PS still, iirc. So long as the console market doesn't crash they should be good.
I think...

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OHHHHHH SHIIIIIT looks like Japan and Kores are finally going to (trade) war!
Any chance we can get some cheapie azn refugees?

>>14823177
This can’t be a crash, I’m still 40% cash.

As soon as I’m all in, everything goes bad. Same thing happened with my ex-girlfriends. Same thing happened with crypto.

>> No.14823290

WHAT THE FUCK a fucking mongol comes out of nowhere with 120k troops what the FUCK am i gonna do he's gonna destroy fucking europe

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>>14823254
>Same thing happened with my ex-girlfriends.
iktf bro, but refer to pic related

>>14823290
wat

>> No.14823345

>>14823290
What game
Eu IV?

>> No.14823378

>>14823290
Accidentally posted to /biz/ instead of /v/, eh anon

>> No.14823379

>>14823345
>>14823323
o fuck wrong thread sorry
CKII

>> No.14823530

I pity the fool who didn't sell AMD.

https://www.cnbc.com/2019/07/16/the-news-on-semiconductors-is-bad-and-it-will-likely-get-worse.html

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Imagine believing Deutsche will actually threaten the market

>> No.14823617

>>14823378
I post /biz/ related shit to the magic the gathering thread all the time.

HOLY SHIT THE BIG BOYS ARE PULLING OUT.

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2019-07-16/a-51-billion-manager-says-markets-are-wrong-to-cheer-fed-cuts

We are in for the correction of the century. This is the kind of crash that only happens once every 90 years. Any of you old boomer fucks remember what happened in 1929? It's about to happen again!

>> No.14823759

>>14823617
Do you trip in the MtG threads?
Do you post the same sort of stuff there, or do you pretend to be more serious and mature?

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>>14823254
>looks like Japan and Kores are finally going to (trade) war!

Sweet!

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>>14823759
Sometimes. Nah I post shit like this.

>> No.14824048

>>14823928
Well then you should understand that Jerome is trying to control deck this one and his hand and board are stacked
Xi is going for a slower control play with a lot of cards in his hand, but not a lot of quality, and he doesn’t really have the land to stack up with Jerome
Trump is playing some enchant/artifact heavy style that looks silly but is holding together for now
Basically, don’t bet against Jerome. If my man was around in 1929 there wouldn’t have been a Great Depression or WWI or WWII. We would have hit the PERFECT 2% inflation target with no unemployment for the last 90 years and we’d have colony ships on their ways to other solar systems right now

>> No.14824051

>>14823887
Who the fuck that blonde bitch?>>14823543
Why is this so hot when, in real life, women who dress like this aren’t hot at all?
>>14823530
Oh shit it even mentions the Japan/Korea trade war, which could be a real threat to global economic expansion.

I’m assuming everyone already knows about this, so it’s too late for soxs?

>> No.14824120

>>14824051
>Why is this so hot when, in real life, women who dress like this aren’t hot at all?

I don't know what animu it's from. It's hot because the girl is not a typical butch female soldier, her clothes fit well and are cut for female body shape, and she has good hair.

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>>14823379
Imagine playing games, disgusting.

>> No.14824159

>>14824051
>in real life, women who dress like this aren’t hot at all?
Typical 3d pig disgusting

>> No.14824167

>>14824120
What? No, I was talking about the harley Quinn pantomiming sucking an enormous dick.

The anime girl is just that it’s easy to make anime girls with amazing looking eyes and hair, and they all have flawless skin and ideal unrealistic proportions that, because of the unique style, don’t register as cartoonishly exaggerated.

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I don't want to go back to work tomorrow lads.

>> No.14824178

>>14824157
yeah well i'm trying to introduce myself to investing atleast

>> No.14824198

>>14824167
>I was talking about the harley Quinn pantomiming sucking an enormous dick.

That pose is lewd and degenerate. I don't care for it in 2D or 3D.

>> No.14824254

>>14824178
That's good man, now excuse me while I get back to AoE2

>> No.14824266

We're gonna get a big green dildo up our asses tomorrow AND WE'RE GONNA LOVE IT

>> No.14824317

>>14824266

push to 3008 followed by dump to fresh lows.

>> No.14824443

Going back down to 2000 when politically motivated violence breaks out. Two years of fear and loathing incoming. At least two.

>> No.14824444

>>14824317
Get rekt bearfaggot

>> No.14824493

>>14824444
Nice digits, but in this market bear fucks you.

>> No.14824730

>>14824493
Are you really Baggie? Why the different trip?

>> No.14824733

>>14824730
>being new

He's Baggie

>> No.14824741

>>14824730
>my id says STUX
Crab market confirmed

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>>14824741
when was it in doubt?

>> No.14825199

>>14824159
It’s unfortunate, but you can’t actually have a relationship with a 2D woman, or even facefuck them. There aren’t even 2D prostitutes you can get with on a holiday vacation to Europe.

>>14824741
>STUXnet
Ultra bull confirmed, I should’ve bought the lol1%dip in LMT.

>> No.14825223

>>14825199
GEE BILL, TWO (YOU)S?

>> No.14825313

>>14824730
I don't know how to spell extraordinaire so I use this trip when posting on my phone

>> No.14825323

>>14825313
Fair enough my nigga

>> No.14825458

>invested £10,000
>now worth £11,000

woah

>> No.14825489

>>14825458
Well done!

>> No.14825507

>>14825458
oi m8 you got a loicense for those profits?

>> No.14825578

ever since my best friend Teh Profit killed himself ive been unbelievably depressed

>> No.14825581

>>14825223
You’re almost 10% of the posts ITT, not too surprising.

>> No.14825586

Any of you guys in good dividend or growth stocks that haven't exploded yet? I am trying to offset 3k in losses a year and only have 500 to 1k on hand to invest.

>> No.14825605

>>14825586
I feel like you need at least a few grand just to diversify enouhh plays

>> No.14825644

>>14825605
>>14825586
just go all in on some sketchy penny stock and pull out within 3 days. Then find another sketchy penny stock and do the same thing.

>> No.14825671

>>14825605
I had started with 6,600 and did some stupid plays aka penny stocks, biopharma flops and bad investments (I am young and out of college don't fault me) and am now down to around 3,580. Any stock picks would be appreciated.

>> No.14825681

>>14825644
Currently I'm in two lawsuit penny stocks QPRC and AVOI hoping that they get hyped as next week both have huge lawsuits against Amazon and or Apple. If they run I can recoup all of my losses.

>> No.14825691

thoughts on KL?

>> No.14825730

>>14825671
Same boat but older, those are all familiar stories.

Stop trying to do tricky things. If you're not going to buy nice ETFs (SCHG for me, though I'm considering SCHD and SCHB) then I suggest a reasonably priced dividend champion with significant future opportunities.

I suggest MO, hopefully we get a nice pullback, but it repealed most of today's drop pretty quickly.

>> No.14825731

>>14825671
GALT
SIML
KBLB
they're not exactly blue chip stocks, but they'll all next year. Huge gains. Many profits.

>> No.14825764

>>14825681
Got involved with QPRC because they got a judge who made Amazon pay 600 million to a patent troll in the past and this judge has sided with QPRC in multiple lawsuits against big companies like Lenovo, Asustek, and Texas Instruments.

>> No.14825786

>>14825764
>legal arbitrageur
interesting

>> No.14825788

>>14825586
Yes

>> No.14825812

I want to go on the record in condemnation of President Trump's xenophobic remarks.

>> No.14825817

>>14825812
What did l'homme orange say this time?

>> No.14825827

>>14825786
If it works it works, currently amazon is trying to delay going to trial but won't settle. While Apple immediately asked for a mediator to start discussing a settlement with these guys (who had the same judge from the amazon case over seeing this one). I just wonder how hard would it run its at .02 if they settle with either one of these giants?

>> No.14825864

>>14825827
where do you find info on the judge and his past verdicts?

>> No.14826030

>>14825817
El hombre naranja

>> No.14826071

Asia climbing, futures pumping, green open incoming.

>> No.14826122

Who the fuck is Peter Thiel and why does he want to cripple America’s tech edge?

>>14826071
Futures are flat as fuck.

>> No.14826145

>>14826122
What did Peter Thiel do?

>> No.14826147

>>14826122
Peter Thiel is an absolutely based homosexual paypal billionaire who took Gawker out of business via Hulk Hogan because they outed him years earlier.

And his concerns about security are valid.

>> No.14826207

>>14825864
Legal dockets and the story was on some articles. The guy is James rodney Gilstrap.

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>>14825578
He'll come back! It's only been what, 4 months?
>>14826122
Gay Neoreactionary vampire who has sold out to the archon-controlled faction of the CIA to keep his supply of child blood flowing. He's also the sixth most intelligent man in America right now, keep an eye on him.

>> No.14826309

>>14826147
give me a break. he's on facebooks board of directors and he's trying to deflect attention to google with zero evidence. wasn't it the zuck that tried to kiss ass to Xi?

>> No.14826348

>>14826145
He said google is a treasonous company, and the cia and fbi need to investigate and ask them questions in a “not so gentle” manner

>>14826147
I hate (hated?) gawker too, and the cancerous internet empires like buzzfeed.

But he has offered NO evidence. Google is one of the organizations that gives America global dominance. The only way to keep it out of your country is by blocking it so your state run Baidu search engine can thrive.

No surprise that this happened 2-3 days after trump’s big meeting about the big tech guys censoring conservatives like Alex Jones and whoever.

Seems like opportunistic timing, unrelated to China’s IP theft and other subversion of US power. He said google is committing treason, not that he is concerned about security risks.

>>14826208
I never know how serious you are, and half of what you say just seems like /x/ memes sometimes. But apparently this guy is an actual gaybo with big brains and money?

I wish my stand could be the hanged man, but that one is already taken.

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>>14826348
https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2016/08/peter-thiel-wants-to-inject-himself-with-young-peoples-blood

Woe betide people who don't realize that 60-70% of every single thing I say is absolutely true. Peter Thiel is a dark man.

>> No.14826408

>>14826309
Well sure, when you put it like THAT it sounds shady.

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WHERE DO I GO TO SHORT TREASURY BOND ETFs?

>> No.14826517
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Buy REKR if you don't want to get REKT tomorrow.

>> No.14826558

Uhhhh, what the fuck? Duterte chose Xi over Trump? Why aren’t we talking about any of this shit, it seems important?

>>14826397
I meant more the “archon” cia stuff, whatever that means. I’m with you up to a point, but then you start drawing charts with alchemic symbols. Seems like fun stuff to get into, but it’s a difficult for me to “believe” in as mainstream religion is. Love he mythology though.

Oh and having a blood boy seems legit to me. Get those natural youthful levels of growth hormone and test and endorphins, and whatever else is in there.

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>>14826208
>>He'll come back! It's only been what, 4 months?
feels like longer, but he has popped up couple times this year

depressing :\

>>14826498
SHY, ITE, VGLT, SIPE are good ones, just buy options on those

>>14826558
he chose Xi over Obama (and possibly an assumed hilldawg POTUS), and he has not flipfloped too hard since he threw away the UN's ruling in favor of phillipenes over china to preemptively suck up to them
this isnt new, its been happening for years

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>>14825731
God damndid mad scientists

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>>14825731
>giving him more stupid plays aka penny stocks to buy
check GALT's year to date returns, bearing in mind various posters have been saying how good an investment it is for well over a year at this point


>>14826939
nature is more brutal than anything man can come up with

you just need to know where to look...

>> No.14827070

>>14826999

Do you have any recommendations for me then?

>> No.14827125

>>14825731
>Buffett-style value investing

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>>14827070
blue chips
even 1 share at an opportune time will return more than smg memes in an entire year

>> No.14827144

>>14826348
>He said google is a treasonous company
I mean they are though, it's no secret that they are actively fighting to undermine the current administration along with conservative voices to make it much harder for "the wrong" republicans to ever get elected again.
It's not like they will find anything either way that they can charge them with since Google does exactly what the elites in america wants them to do and when Google along with other companies are successful with their influential campaign, just long China and the companies involved with China.. oh and hope the good americans at least gets a decent/quick death. Becoming a minority in a country filled with people that hates you usually ends in a bad kind of death.

>> No.14827201

>>14827144
>Becoming a minority in a country filled with people that hates you usually ends in a bad kind of death.
Despite making up... only 13% of the population...

>> No.14827217

>>14827141
Do you have any favorite blue chips?

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>>14827141
it is true

but not all /smg/ memes are created equal ~~

>> No.14827256

>>14826999
>nature is more brutal than anything man can come up with

that is actually not true IMO
nice trips tho

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>>14827070
LMT, WM, BA (maybe wait until earnings for them), DOW, SMG, DIA, SPY, QQQ

>> No.14827298

>>14827217
NFLX has always been good to swing trade. There's a chance it'll drop 20-30 dollars depending on how earnings goes tomorrow, but it always recovers. wall street loves it too much.

Anytime you see AMZN or GOOGL dip 50-100 dollars is a chance to buy, it will recover by the following week.

as for non-blue chips, ROKU is starting to trade like NFLX in its early days. good opportunity to start a small position.

>> No.14827437

>>14827298
>wall street loves it too much.
I think that's going away. If they start slipping at all now wall street is going to ask themselves how bad the slipping is going to be when HBO max comes around, and Disney's streaming service too, and are we still expecting an apple streaming service?

>> No.14827524

>>14827298
People will just buy more subscriptions,
Not choose which ones they like. These companies are going to make more money than they ever would with cable because households will be paying even more a month for internet and a bunch of various subscriptions. The ones people actually watch will make it. Netflix and disney will have the best chance staying around

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>>14826517
>REKR
Is... Is this a sign?

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>>14826999
>GALT ytd
Checked

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>>14822494
Hang on thats blackrock capital? Welp guess I'm selling tomorrow.

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>>14827978
>the bogs thank you for pumping it up

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>>14828282
kek'd

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>PETS

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wat up with Sony 2day

reminder not to touch the rat
he wants to steal your golden ball

>> No.14829372

>>14827256
I beg to differ, look up zombie woodpecker eats dove chick brain

>> No.14830229

>>14829372
Bump from page 9!

>> No.14830276

>>14829372
I've seen people do some horrendous shit to each other in video through the years. Worse than eating a brain. Very few animals are cruel for the sake of cruelty. Humans are masters of it.

>> No.14830332

>>14829372
Yeah sure, and you look up 3 guys 1 hammer. I think that's what it was called. Russian or Ukrainian guys, something like that. I don't know, I didn't watch it.

>>14830276
I'VE SEEN FOOTAGE

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>>14830332
>I'VE SEEN FOOTAGE
So have you. Of birds. I guess people are less commonly cruel. Nature is cruel as a matter of fact, and humans are as an exception.

>> No.14830569

>>14830507
Nature doesn't have a will of its own, so I don't think it can be called cruel. It shows no mercy though, so I think you could call it merciless.

Angels can be cruel. And if such an angel were to have a theory, an idea they were to put forward for consideration... oho what a beautiful song that would make!

>> No.14830873

>>14830276
>Very few animals are cruel for the sake of cruelty
Seems to correlate with intelligence. The more intelligence an is animal the more it seems to enjoy pain of others for no reason e.g. cats, dolphins, whales, hawks

>> No.14830991

any european broker?

>> No.14831313

>>14830991
Degiro is great

>> No.14831330
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Tough morning for CNBC's intern

>> No.14831606

>>14831330
That's ebonics. Xhe is about to get a promotion for inclusiveness you fucking racist.

>> No.14832090

>>14831330
>morning
Only a nigger would think it's illegal to be competitive.

>> No.14832292

>>14831330
>When you have to to do your job before you've had your covfefe.

>> No.14832319

Who here /sleepdeprived/ (besides me)

>> No.14832427

You guys ready for new ATHs?

>> No.14832432

Kikeflix is going to announce massive subscription cancellations and and and the blood of the golden bull will be spilled all over the streets of wall.

>> No.14832597

>>14832432
Give me 2k to drop on NFLX puts, I don't want to spend my own money.

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>>14826999

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>>14826999
>the movement of a stock's price in the intermediate term decides if a company is a good investment or not

>> No.14832969

Why are bonds dropping?

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>>14832891
>intermediate
Sorry you made it too easy pendy

>> No.14833005

>>14832319
Nah actually I got a good night's sleep

>> No.14833012

>>14832979
how could you betray me like this gwim
that's normal for biotechs tho, they need to fund the development of their drug with dilution, which is why you should buy companies that are at least in phase 2

>> No.14833032

>>14833005
nice
make sure you are well hydrated and fed as well

>> No.14833043

>>14833012
You're right. I don't shit on GALT because I know nothing about GALT nor biotech, but you cannot invoke a value argument for a biotech

>> No.14833098

>>14833043
>but you cannot invoke a value argument for a biotech

I disagree
The entire reason to buy a clinical stage biotech is in the value of its intellectual property, as determined by its performance in clinical trials, the size of the market around the disease it's trying to address, and its niche relative to competitors

>> No.14833127

>>14833043
>>14833098
Though you do also need good management to make sure they can bring the drug through clinical trials without raping shareholders (or fucking up the trial designs like Traber did with GALT's NASH-FX and NASH-CX trials)

>> No.14833241

Kek, you can see broke galtboi’s waning confidence over time as he becomes increasingly butthurt in his replies to people shitting on galt where before he just ignored it

“collage” this :)

>> No.14833253

>>14832319
I slept like a baby with a open futures trade $1200 in the red, get at my level fag.

>> No.14833285

>>14833241
I'll add it later today

>> No.14833364

>>14833098
>>14833127
I'm not directly doubting GALT pendy. I'm saying that investing in a biotech waiting for a trial or a drug or some specific catalyst isn't value investing, by definition. So you can't bring up the "intermediate price" as an argument, because the last 2 decades are not intermediate.

>> No.14833458

>>14833364
True, textbook value investing depends on the company's finances

>So you can't bring up the "intermediate price" as an argument

Why

>because the last 2 decades are not intermediate.

GALT isn't even developing the same drug they were two decades ago
They started out with a drug called Davanat and then later modified that drug to make a more potential version called Belapectin, which they're currently developing

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>> No.14833562

>>14833458
Because "intermediate price" is the last 5 years at most.

>> No.14833625

>>14832427
Yes I am

>> No.14833652

>>14832427
Sure

>> No.14833686

>>14833562
That guy was talking about the YTD returns, tho

>> No.14833708

>>14833686
And the returns of the last 20 are worse, so again "intermediate price" does not work as an argument because it falls short.

>> No.14833712

>>14833498
you zoomers with your heads in the clouds thinking there's going to be any money to be made investing in clouds and shit. Just wait for the JNJ settlement and fucking load up on something that's sure to out preform all these technology pipe dreams.

>> No.14833746

as soon as this next yang hits my RH account, I will be buying CMG put
760 my ass
besides that, safe positions. I'm trying to limit how much I buy options (lol). but I gotta grab this one

>> No.14833761

>>14833498
Makes sense because IBM and AT&T's platforms have dogshit UX/UI and they are both stuck in 1996 when it comes to technological innovation

>> No.14833815

>>14833708
Thanks for typing "again" in there. I wouldn't have noticed that you were repeating yourself otherwise.

>> No.14833852

Snss faggots report in. How did you sleep, knowing tgst you are facing an atomic drop this week and you'll never even be close to $1?

>> No.14833899

Buy REKR, or not- not my bags nigga
I’m swingtrading right now for the record,

>> No.14833996

Nasdaq will shoot up 50 points by EOD, cap this.

>> No.14834034

>>14833996
Done. Let's see, Anon.

>> No.14834035

>SGEN

>> No.14834049

>>14833996
>>14834034
Bought AMD calls at open. I hope you're right.

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>>14833852
I refer you to my earlier post.
>>14833005

>> No.14834075

Wow there are a ton of calls being eaten up right now on SNSS

>> No.14834077

You guys ready for the 9:45 flash crash?

>> No.14834097

>>14834077
silly desperate bear

>> No.14834279

Look at the calendar today is #TheBigOne

>> No.14834293

>>14834279
That means?

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ughhh spreads
just sell to me at my limit price
I'm already in the middle of the spread I'm not going any higher

>> No.14834327

Predictions for TSLA earnings in a week?

>> No.14834365

>>14834293
>That means?

That means the stock market is going to crash and we're all going to be eating out of the dumpster.

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>>14834327
They will miss all financial targets, negative cash flow, ballooning debt, underwhelming deliveries, and the stock will go up 2%

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>>14834314
alright, got it

this single CMG put is 4% of my RH portfolio
my heart is pure, my conviction strong

maybe I will get some Chipotle for lunch

>>14834390
They're going to hit most sales targets.
that being said they have like no margin and they're still burning cash
a rate cut is good news for them, TSLA likes cheap money
they could run over 350 on good feelings alone.

disclaimer I/we don't have any TSLA position

>> No.14834428

>>14834365
Baggie I will trade you a bite of my diaper souffle for a sip of your coke can lobster bisque

>> No.14834533

>>14834428
I don't eat Indian food.

>> No.14834573

>>14834533
That's racist Baggie, are you a racist?

>> No.14834588

>>14834417
Xer/xee dont have any TSLA positions*

>> No.14834589

>>14834573
How is that racist?

>> No.14834598

>>14834589
Hes being ironic

>> No.14834603

>>14834573
If the truth is racist, then racism is truth.

>> No.14834605

>>14834573
I'm not racist I'm a motor sports enthusiast, gas the bikes, gas the bikes, race car now.

>> No.14834636

This is the part where the rap breaks down
Rep Waters makes a sound
The stock market goes wild now

Zucky berg ducky likes to sucky
Me love you long time, said Cindy Ho - she ain’t so lucky

>> No.14834644

>>14834605
Fucking kek

>> No.14834673

760 was the top for CMG
it's over for you now, burrito fiends

the only way I get bogged now is some BYND partnership announcement

>> No.14834725

>>14834673
I got a $760 put, if we get bogged, we get bogged together.

>> No.14834751

>>14834605
I swear im making that shirt to wear here in LA
GAS THE BIKES
GAS THE BIKES
RACE CAR NOW
I wonder if anyone will notice

>> No.14834762

>>14834751
Maybe have a funny pic of henry ford running over a jew or something but it can be subtle

>> No.14834766

>>14834725
My put is already up 2%
but it's for a 12/20 exp.
if your put is for Friday, you have a good chance to make some money. but you also have a chance to get bogged

I could have bought multiple 760 Friday puts and already been up a lot but my risk tolerance is lower

>> No.14834796

>>14834766
i'm up $30 so far on that one, and then my SPY thingys are +$238

>> No.14834825

>>14834762
Ah yes, like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4PC8Luqiws

>> No.14834872

Anyone able to post a screenshot of their time and sales window on LEVI from 9:59:50 to 10:00:00?

>> No.14834892
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what are some good dividend stocks?
oil and gas dont seem to be as good on paying dividends as you would think

>> No.14834999
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14834999

My Ancient Sumerian boner just grew 50% larger!

>> No.14835001
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14835001

Shorted tesla at 257.6. Let's go down!

>> No.14835007

>>14832969
New World Order monetary supply. Debt is money. The dollar is dead.

>>14834365
My grandpa was a young boy during the Depression, and his dad left the family.
He talked about how he and his siblings begged the local farmer to let them have first dibs from the pig trough before he let the pigs out in the morning.

>> No.14835034

>>14834999
Man I really don't understand options trading.

>> No.14835100

>>14835007
that's gross as hell dude
my Depression story was from my Grandma. Her dad worked at the gas company. She said that it's always a good idea to have a job like that, where even in a economic downturn you still won't get laid off. Farming, maintenance, infrastructure, certain entertainment and tech jobs, etc.

>> No.14835105

>>14835034
It's like anything else, buy them and sell them higher.

>> No.14835110

Reminder that on Friday a ton of options expire on SNSS and it's probably gonna shoot up in value hard that day.

>> No.14835111

>>14823152
On the TA side its a sell before earnings

>> No.14835126
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>>14835034
Baggie made a great call with the SPY puts, and he is just riding the momentum with CMG. Then you have my stupid ass, which has been trying to be contrarian. Take me buying XLP calls at open. The market is obviously having a down day thus far. Not only was this incredibly stupid from a short-term perspective (trying to catch the falling knife), but also the value of my call will wither away as time passes. So what will probably happen is I will hit my 20% loss limit and sell, only to have them rebound spectacularly next week. Options are fun!

>> No.14835138

SPY has only fallen 25% of what it will fall today. You've still got more room to sell now.

>> No.14835140

>>14835126
>riding the momentum with CMG
wat

it's a momentum reversal trade, not a momentum continuation

>> No.14835146
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14835146

Sold my AMD calls. I lost 7 dollars. Still holding my TUR put, down 20 dollaradoos. I'm not expecting these to go anywhere for the next couple weeks.

>> No.14835152

>>14835140
Daily momentum, I should have said

>> No.14835158

>>14835100
>>14835007
this is why i invest in dividend stocks. at any time I can take it off DRIP and survive by being able to cover my mortgage and food. even if I lose my job and unemployment insurance runs out, I'll have my emergency savings and dividend income coming from dividend aristocrats and kings. if those all fail, the world is fucked anyway

>> No.14835175

>>14835146
I want a capacolla with the vinegar peppers now...

>> No.14835185

>>14834573
Kek

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>>14835175

>> No.14835241

>>14834533
Topkek

>> No.14835258
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14835258

>PETS

>> No.14835276
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14835276

>PROTIP

Escaped to the field today, frens.

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14835286

>>14835152
ok 'daily momentum' an hour after the market opens isn't really a thing that I think about
lol

I'm thinking about CMG on a longer term than that.
Basically when I was training with the CBOE monks in the mountains to hone my trading methods and strategies, I was watching CMG rise constantly this entire year. It's basically up 100%, but the mid-term momentum has carried it up much too high. it's a fat burrito that can't be wrapped up neatly without ripping the tortilla and spilling ingredients everywhere.
and then the sort of retarded looking chubby Chipotle employee just looks up at you with empty eyes, confused.
that's where we're at with chipotle now.
I can't tell you where it's going to be on Friday, but I don't think there is anything to carry it over 760; and now that momentum has reversed, we could see the 600s again and maybe below

>> No.14835295

>>14835158
Dividend payout is based on maintaining yield. If the market crashes, the dividend kings will pay you pennies in order to maintain the ratio to stock price. While thats better than nothing, its not like you wouldn't be eating out the trash with the rest of us.

>> No.14835322

fucking chipotle is going to go under once we get all these taco eating illegals deported

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14835356

>>14819997
negative .1%

I'm heavily into oil and natty companies and oil and natty commodities themselves. Waiting for sell targets to hit on everything except the $XOM and $RDS.B, both of which I hold long term as stable dividend-producing investments.

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14835386

>>14835356
>holding opposing 3x leveraged ETFs
I love it when /smg/ posters do this
basically you are just paying double decay

lmao

>> No.14835457

AHH!!!!!! I'm getting fucken bogged!!!!!

>> No.14835464

>>14835386
I have limit sells in place for both at 2% gains, and I bought those two ETFs at different times. If the limit sell price isn't reached and they don't autosell within a week, I sell manually to avoid contango. It's worked out okay so far for the last year and change that I've been doing this. Sometimes I make money, sometimes I don't.

>> No.14835488
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14835488

Just DEW it

>> No.14835533

>>14835488
That's way too much with such a small amount of money

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>>14835533

>> No.14835569

>>14835533
he's slowly accumulating everything though. if he keeps going like that he'll eventually own everything. the entire market.

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>>14835295
>dividend kings will pay you pennies in order to maintain the ratio to stock price

this is incorrect and I'll explain why: dividend kings and dividend aristocrats have a specific definition: they increase their dividend (not talking about yield) but increase the actual payout every year.

See KO in pic related. And note that the "cut" at the very botton isn't a cut, its based on a stock split. KO has raised their dividend every year for 55+ years. through recessions, bubbles, and economic collapses.

>> No.14835582

>>14835158
It's still just a boat in the mighty waters of the stock market.
I'm all cash now and waiting for that hard reset.
Then I'm being overly aggressive with what's in my 401, but not funding it anymore. Fuck that shitty (((investment))) lie.
I'll be 50% 3X SPY and 50% infastructure focused dividends until the next go-round.

>> No.14835592
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14835592

>>14835488
checked, based and divvy pilled

Do the DEW

Dividend
Every
Week

>> No.14835742

>>14835592
why are some red and some black?

>> No.14835796

>>14835742
black are what I own, red are on my watch list. i have a more up to date watchlist but I always refer to this document before making a purchase unless I'm increasing a position (which I will be with JNJ when my paycheck hits)

>> No.14835826

>>14835796
are you doing it all in robinhood?

>> No.14835941

>>14835826
no, through ally. I had an account via tradeking before ally took it over. trades are $4 so I ensure to buy at least $800 at a time in order to make my fees at or less than 0.5%

plus my emergency savings is in Ally, just makes it easier.

>> No.14835946

>>14835558
I'm EU and have never used RH, what does that even mean?

>> No.14836024

>>14835946
Do they not have pie charts in Europe?

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14836036

>>14819943

>> No.14836050

>>14835941
why not do it for free with robinhood? then you can reinvest dividends without the commission..

>> No.14836073

Someone make new thread Ok

>> No.14836075

>>14836024

They call them fags there.

>> No.14836109

>>14836073
no

>> No.14836193
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14836193

Baggie did you sell your puts

>> No.14836194

>>14836109
I am phone
I cannot make new threddy
I believe in you

>> No.14836195

freshly baked
>>14836191
>>14836191
>>14836191
>>14836191
bread baked
>>14836191
>>14836191
>>14836191
>>14836191

>> No.14836257

>>14836024
>Stocks & Options
>3 colors
Maybe I'm autistic. But whatever, still a small amount of money for so many. My friend has a portfolio of $3.5m and that consists of 18-20 I believe. My focus with such a small amount of money would be to make more short term, rather than long term.

>> No.14836285
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14836285

>>14832652
cool, im in your collage like 7-8 times now!