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Rlim Shaikorth edition.

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List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

Previously on /SMG/: >>14795300

>> No.14801363
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>>14801193
*dabs*

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>PETS

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AMDCHADS RYZEN THE FUCK UP AND DAB ON THE INTCELS

>> No.14801445

>>14801380
Why do you keep saying that?

>> No.14801482

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

O and DOC paid me today, LEG will pay me on Thursday. The dividend snowball keeps growing.

>> No.14801494
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>>14801339
It’s all crashing next week, I can feel it. I’m team cash now. Get out anons.

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>>14801445

>> No.14801496
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>>14801482
i forget pic related way too often

>> No.14801505

>>14801342
I bought a call on SNE, a call on SQQQ, and 3 puts on QQQ. They're all moving in the exact opposite direction of what I predicted and now I'm boned.

>> No.14801510

Took partial profits from the last couple months of SSO and QLD to buy a new car, its just so easy man

a FREE car for having the foresight to buy 2x ETFs every other week, feels good im making it

>> No.14801520
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>Italy has entered permanent recession
>€2.4 trillion debt is completely unsustainable
>Eurozone austerity rules make it impossible for Italy to invest in growth
>Italy has been in budget surplus for 25 years and still hasn't been able to reduce its debt
>Italy cannot competitively devalue its currency as the Euro is regulated by the ECB
>An Italian default is now guaranteed and will cripple the Eurozone and send shockwaves throughout the global economy
>Unlike Greece, Italy is far too major a player for external markets to effectively ring-fence themselves from Italian debt

How are you planning on protecting against this /smg/? The collapse of the world's 8th largest economy and subsequent crippling of the world's largest trading bloc will hit Wall Street hard and cause the next global recession.

How will your investment strategy change to cope with this?

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>>14801363
>still blocking amounts

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>>14801494

>> No.14801545

>>14801520
europoors will pour their money into US equity markets.

>> No.14801571

>>14801520
Italxit when

>> No.14801594

>>14801545
lol you can't trade monopoly money for dollars kid

>> No.14801595

>>14801571
>>14801520
The EU will collapse within the next few decades, imo

>> No.14801619

>>14801594
what is a forex...

>> No.14801620

>>14801520
It sounds like I chose a really good time to finally start investing in the market.

I have the absolute worst luck.

>> No.14801624
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14801624

It was a dilution scam all along.

>> No.14801627

>>14801339

I'm in Australia and can't find any bank with less than %50 percent custody fees on international shares, even ING.

>> No.14801641

>>14801619
when their 1 eurobux = 0.02 USD how much money is going to be pouring in exactly?

>> No.14801644

Apparently Andrew Schiff now owns 10% of SNSS as he just bought 10 million shares.

>> No.14801668

>>14801571
It won't. Italy must repay the entirety of its EUR500 billion obligations immediately if it were to leave the Eurozone. That's around 25% of GDP which would completely decimate the country.

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What are some stocks/trades you let go too early?

>Sold TWLO @ 90.25
>Sold BTC @ $2,530.05

>> No.14801726

>>14801620
you had the largest bull run in history and you ignored it. The next recession will hit soon enough.

Look for recession proof stock and commodities instead

>> No.14801733

>>14801544
based and poohpilled

>> No.14801764

>>14801726
How am I supposed to do that? There's nothing that says which stocks are immune to recession. How is anyone supposed to know that?

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>>14801712
Pussied out of AMD. But it's for the best since my trade decisions are all awful and I'm currently liqing myself.

I'm holding these NBRV options and LPTX shares though with an IRON FUCKING GRIP. I'll either be rich or lose it all. Biotech is truly the boomers crypto

>> No.14801781

>>14801764
PETS is an example of a recession proof stock.

>> No.14801783

>>14801726

coal mining?

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>>14801764
good lord.
What do people always need even in times of recession? Think about it and buy shares in companies that offer it.

>> No.14801806

>>14801764
recession proof stocks DIVIDEND producing stocks:

PG, JNJ, KO, PEP, DG, WMT, COST, KMB, CL, CLX

not only with these stocks lose less in price per share than the overall market, they'll continue to RAISE their dividend during a recession.

dollar cost average your way into these based stocks

>> No.14801810

>>14801712
HEXO. It was called The Hydropothecary at the time. Much better name. I sold it for a 30% profit in 2017 and never returned. That would have been a 3x if i had waited until somewhere near the peak.

>> No.14801821

>>14801783
If the Democrats win they'll re-implement environmental protection policies, incentivise renewable energy and coal will suffer.

If Trump wins again then coal will continue to grow

>> No.14801826

SNSS just jumped to 0.89 after hours. Thanks random whales.

>> No.14801828

>>14801806
also add in MCD

>> No.14801850

>>14801783
You know what they say about burning coal? The truth of the matter remains if there is severe economic turmoil the democrats will take the reigns and then use climate change as an excuse to completely change the economy. you'll have to buy shit like OPTT

>> No.14801869

>>14801764
In recession you buy things like utilities etfs, gold (maybe), and inverse etfs to profit from the drops. Used to be vice (alcohol, tobacco) were safe havens. I'm not sure if that will remain the case in future given how bearish tobacco and the dude weed are now.

>> No.14801870

>>14801826
What is your short term and long term expectations for SNSS?

>> No.14801907

>>14801520
Eventually all money will find its way to the best choice in country, euros regulated themselves to death, china is a farce

>> No.14801909

>>14801870
Short term is that it will break $1 this week. Long term I see it ranging from $2.5 to $5 by January 2020

>> No.14801929

>>14801870
short term: pump and convince newcomers to biz to buy this pointless stock

If it doesn't hit $1 soon it will lose it's place on the NASDAQ and the price will plummet. There is no reason why you can't just wait until it hits $1 before buying. The risk outweighs the potential reward.

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Listen, I'm by all means encouraging a Green New Deal because it will give us new opportunities to purchase cheapies and make so much money that we'll be able to pay more in taxes and save the planet.

>> No.14801971

>>14801929
>There is no reason why you can't just wait until it hits $1 before buying.
typical /biz/let always buying high. I bet you're waiting for chainlink to hit 1000 before buying too right?

>> No.14801998

>>14801850

India has to burn something...

>> No.14802004

>>14801909
That's good because I bought a $2 call for 01/20

>> No.14802041

>>14801644
Since may, 20th. Nonnews retard. It will stay a meme. Get over it!

>> No.14802057

>>14801971
If you are correct and SNSS hits $2.5 then investing now will only yield an extra 10% compared to investing at $1. At $1 there is significantly less chance of the stock collapsing entirely.

A potential extra 10% gain is not worth risking >90% losses

>> No.14802066

>>14801806
Alright. I'll do my research and work my way back up to afford these stocks. Funny how they all appear to be grocery industries.

>> No.14802103

>>14802066
non-cyclical consumer staples are the most historically recession proof stocks

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>>14802066
>Funny how they all appear to be grocery industries
People always need food, even in recession.

What else do people (and society) always need regardless of economic conditions? Think about it

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>>14802066
You could also buy and ETF like XLP

>> No.14802118

>>14802004
I would say there is a high likelihood of you profiting off that.

>> No.14802122

>>14802115
*an ETF

>> No.14802160

>>14802103
Ah I see, because they're always being purchased regardless. That makes sense.

>> No.14802176

>>14802041
The filing says July 15th 2019. Where the fuck are you getting May 20th?

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>>14802160
what the hell do you think governs share price?!

You need to do a lot more research outside of /biz/ shill threads before you invest your life savings in assets you don't understand.

>> No.14802251

how similar is the stock market to literally betting on a casino?

>> No.14802293

>>14802251
depends what you're betting on. There are no world champion slot players but there's a reason why Justin Bonomo and Warren Buffet keep winning

>> No.14802296

>>14802251
It's totally different. When you're betting in the casino you get paid cash immediately, but the stock market makes you wait 3 days.

>> No.14802428

>>14802251
Stock market actually makes money

>> No.14802445

>>14802251
Depends. It can be very similar, especially for the normie investor thats effectively going in blind on a diverse set of stocks with no access to higher level data, but also not similar at the same time. One major difference being that when you bet on SP500 stocks, you're effectively betting on the house, which is one major difference from the casino, where you mostly have to bet against the house. In the stock game, the rules are still rigged for the house to win more often than not due to trading psychology (most people would rather hold than sell at a loss which means we'll crab or trend upward more often than we go down). Since there's always the option to bet with the house, risk can be very effectively minimized in the long run if you stop and think for two seconds.

>> No.14802482

>>14801520
short Olive Garden

>> No.14802488

>>14801520
What else is new?

>> No.14802492

>>14801998
Shit is flammable.

>> No.14802507

did you boys buy MSFT

dis boy did

>> No.14802519

>>14802507
no, i don't buy highs like this

>> No.14802535

>>14802492
top kek

>> No.14802590

>>14802519
so youre only buying stocks that are somehow dying despite trump economy

okay

>> No.14802593

I feel a DITMLPDMM opportunity coming up
Guess the ticker

>> No.14802596

Question how long will this take to get from unsettled funds to withdrawable funds on Robinhood? I sold some shit today I thought I could get the cash after close

>> No.14802628

When is it time to short?

>> No.14802653

>>14802593
SPY?

>> No.14802663

>>14802244
I absorb information much better from experience. Not to say I don't pull up a webpage or open a book here and there explaining some key terms or processes I don't fully understand, but I have a bad habit of skimming when I need to actually be reading. I'm not planning on blowing all the cash I have on stock exchange until I can at least be confident enough to hold on to the couple hundred dollars I have invested already reliably. If I lose that money because of bad calls, when then it just sucks to be me. But I'm certainly not going to give up. [spoiler] I've already done that too many times already with other opportunities I've had in my life.

>> No.14802667

>>14802628
In what?

>> No.14802676

>>14802663
I keep forgetting you can't spoiler here. Oh well.

>> No.14802713

>>14802667
The bull market that has been going on for over 10 years. When to short DOW and SPY?

>> No.14802731

>>14802663
>If I lose that money because of bad calls, when then it just sucks to be me
or you could literally just do some background reading with no chance of loss. If you're admitting that you struggle with basic reading comprehension (not a good sign for investment) then at least listen to some youtube tutorials

OR you could practice with the Stock Simulator on Investopedia

>> No.14802753

>>14802713
On 7/24 the bulls get the "get the fuck off the stage" music and the bears take center stage.

>> No.14802819

>>14802753
Do you ever get tired of being wrong?

>> No.14802841

>>14802753
You aren't expecting uncle Powell to break his promise, are you. We are getting a 50 basis point cut, rrrriiiiggghht???

>> No.14802869

>>14802731
Like I said, it's not like I don't read at all, I just understand things better while I'm in the midst of it all. But I'll take your advice and try out some YouTube videos and stock simulator. Thanks.

>> No.14802899

This OPTT company is trading at 50% under its book value.... That means it'll easily double your money if you buy it.

>> No.14802927

>>14802841
Why the fuck do we have to devalue our currency when it's the rest of the world that's fucking up? So fucking sick of having to take care of the rest of the fucking impotent planet.

>> No.14802982

>>14802899
Net profit margin -1000%
Is this a company that you are somehow involved in? Hehe

>>14802927
We just devalue our currency a bit so that we can go a little bit deeper into the rest of the world. We’re already clapping those cheeks, but we want them to really feel it. Want to really give everyone a reason to take notice

>> No.14803039

>>14802841
25 points at best.

>> No.14803137

>>14801438
Should I sell 2 Nintendo stocks to buy AMD stocks?

>> No.14803227

>>14802713
Who knows, trade major levels and you might catch it when it dumps

>> No.14803379

>>14803227
What if the bull dumps on you instead?

>> No.14803401

Threadly reminder that the Holocaust was a farce.

>> No.14803434

I’m still new to puts and calls, can anyone give me a stock where I can do one and watch and see how it works?

Pls no bully

>> No.14803436

So another week has started. Oh hey how about that I'm up 0.02 already. Yeah Yeah so it ain't much but any gain is good and it's on top of that other 15% gain to boot. T Babies still flying high; makes you wish you got in when it was low as shit don't it. AMRN is the way to short term Glory; nothing can stop it now! Hiring sales reps like it's crack; now why would they blow all that money like that if the drug was a stinker and the FDA was gonna shit can it? I think Sep 28th will come and go with the FDA giving AMRN a big old wink and a nudge and a Rubber stamp for good luck.

But before the 28th comes we still have the Holy Buyout to look out for. Only a fool would let so much Profit pass them by. Big Pharma won't let such a big fish just swim away.

Then we have my other little Bio Friend, why it's NBY of course. China Pharma buying them shares like it's nothing; Big time Fat cats are also taking a cut. Why should they get all the Profits? Screw them I want my cut says I so I bought some. The Share price now is $1.41 per. The Buyout would see you get least $8 per. Don't be fooled this one's in the bag; you don't think the China Pharma would buy several million shares if this was gonna take a big shat do you?

>> No.14803605

>>14802927
Baggie, learn to Currency War please

>he doesn’t understand asymmetrical geopolitics

>> No.14803613

Anyone read Debt: The First 5000 Years?
Any opinions?

>> No.14803748

>>14802841
Probably looking at a 25 basis point cut end of July

>> No.14803827
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>>14803613
I listened to the audiobook. Graeber does a pretty nice job from a historical standpoint and I found the subject matter/premise intriguing. He starts to get a little preachy toward the end and there's general consensus that some of the claims he makes are "truthy," but overall definitely worth a read or a listen.

3.8/5.

>> No.14803835

>>14803605
Does anyone?

>> No.14803847

>>14803748
Give me a 50 baby point cut
And at the same time Jerome will pile up several thousand bitcoin on a table in front of the Lincoln memorial, and light them on fire to show he means business
Europe and China watch in tears as even their own central banks decide to sell on-shore assets and dump everything into SPY

>> No.14803877

>>14803847
ECB is all-in on link

>> No.14803905

>>14803877
That explains a lot
Even vaporware crypto like link is more valuable than European equities, I guess

>> No.14803925

>>14803137
Nintendo is a pretty strong company Anon. I don't think I could justify that if it were me

>> No.14803932
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>PETS

>> No.14803963

anybody else up 21% today

>> No.14804057

>>14803847
Swiss, Japan, ECB, and China

Only Russia will refuse to buy SPY

And Iran can’t

>> No.14804079

>>14803963
My DOM’SCUMM is up 50%

>> No.14804106

https://www.cboevest.com/etfs/

Buy KNG
Join the ruling class

>> No.14804107
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Who’s going to DVR this Juul documentary for me? Cramer’s making it sound like one hell of a disaster, but I think he’s being too paternal because he has college aged kids.

>>14801712
not counting trades I got stopped out of by being a retard slut whore:
WORK
CHWY
AAPL
CAT
MCD ($95.60, this one hurts)
MMM
DIS (bought too high after avengers and I’m not sure why I sold. Just humiliation I think)

>> No.14804174
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SCHG IS UP

VTSAX, VTSMX, VTI ARE DOWN

I CHOSE WISELY. FUCK VTSUX.

>> No.14804197

>>14803847
Kek

>> No.14804344

>>14803434

Sure, try with a blue chip like KO. Or any blue chip that moves in an orderly predictable way most of the time.

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>>14804344

Although speaking of KO, that stock is looking like a short right now. It's been slamming up against resistance the last several days with no progress made.

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>>14801363
>being poor

>> No.14804530

GO AMRN! Go AMRN! Go! - Pray for the Holy Buyout! May not see such Epic Profit in one big shat pile unless you win the Lotto. Pray for the Profit Shat pile! Pray for the day you see E-Mail instructions from your broker! Pray for the day you can run from your shat job and tell your boss to suck your wanker!

>> No.14804573

>>14801909
>Long term I see it ranging from $2.5 to $5 by January 2020
This honestly seems conservative and I'm always telling people not to count their chickens. I'm thinking more like 7.50-9 if everything goes well, which unless there's crazy dilution is still well under it's comparable businesses.

>> No.14804574

>>14803963
No but I'm up 6% and my whole portfolio is SNSS

>> No.14804587

>>14804430
Don't mock people for being poor, congratulate them for trying to change that.

>> No.14804628

>>14803436
> NovaBay
> Nova
I don't buy shit with the name Nova in it, it's bad luck.

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>>14804386
>betting against Buffett
Better move nimbly
>>14803137
>selling this fat boy before releasing it’s new handheld
Shit man, I’m gonna keep buying til Xmas shopping.

Though I almost took some profits...

>> No.14804717

>>14804587
based and motivationpilled

>> No.14804767

>>14803605
I want a strong dollar.

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Yeah, I'm dump my stocks on the NYSE
I'm gonna sell 'til I can't no more
I'm gonna dump my stocks to the JEG
I'm gonna sell 'til I can't no more

I got the shorts in the back
Put spread is attached
Stock is matte black
Got the port that's black to match
Dumpin' on the bogs, ha
You can whip your Nogs
I been in the dump
You ain't been up off that long, now

>> No.14804991

>>14801870
Im a total beginner at this. What leads you to think that snss wil have high short term growth? Whats your main source to predict this on?

>> No.14805041
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>>14804991

>> No.14805103

>>14804637
L-Lets get rich with these Nintendo stocks, a-anon.

>> No.14805113

Wow my president told Ilhan Omar to go back to her country. Sounds like something you'd hear at a KKK rally

>> No.14805163

>>14805041
What CAN you trust if not the /smg/ anons?

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>>14804767
>>14805113
You're not Baggie...

>> No.14805292

>>14805222
Yes I am. I'm posting from my phone on my couch watching the broad that confused the fed with the church

>> No.14805307

>>14804430
jealous of consistent DITMLCSMM gainz

>> No.14805311

>>14805292

>> No.14805315

>>14804574
i havent looked at this company

i am almost drunk enough to glance at it

>> No.14805343

What if I short MSFT?

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Chilies was awesome
It was packed and the bar service was friendly, the Coors light tasted even better than the cans

$EAT

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>>14805292
Ah, ok

>> No.14805377

>>14801438
>PE ratio 104.54
>Keeps going up

What is even happening here? It's not like they're going to be quintupling their profits soon.

>> No.14805420

Do any of you guys have any stock recommendations to recover over a loss of 2,000 over a period of a year? Also any dividend stocks to take or avoid?

>> No.14805430

>>14805343
it would be extremely painful

>> No.14805442

>>14805420
how many moneys do you have

>> No.14805474
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Who‘s waking up for the pre-market Schwab conference call with me?

>>14805420
>revenge trading
Just don’t!

Buy MO if it gets rekt tomorrow.

>> No.14805481
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>>14805368
What'd you get? Pepper Pals Crispy Crispers? KHC Macaroni & Cheese? Crispy Honey-Chipotle Chicken Crispers?
I'm always sad I don't actually own EAT, but I sold the last of it in March for 45.46

>> No.14805490

>>14805420
DOMSCUMM will turn 100 bucks into 2k in less than 2 weeks.

>> No.14805500

>>14804991
It's based on their research drug for Vercrutanib and the actions of major investors in regards to their company.

>> No.14805513

>>14805315
Do it.
Seriously do it.

>> No.14805522

>>14805490
You lack skill, Baggie.

>> No.14805534

>>14805513
I did and you're fuckin stupid

ETA on delist?

>> No.14805594

>>14805534
Takes a long time to get delisted, I believe they can still appeal and tie it up and shit. They have until December and I think they'll make it. Full disclosure: I hold 100 shares.

>> No.14805599

What kind of strangle strategy should we use to profit off this million man March on area 51? Also are any of you going? We could meet up at chilis beforehand

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>>14805481
no food, we didnt exactly have an appetite hoho ziiing

just the bar, but for a secluded place it was full of people, 17 dollars remain on the gift card, so Ill be back for another inspection

>> No.14805668

>>14805616
Did you at least get the chips and salsa that shit is banging.

>> No.14805683

>>14805442
Not that much only around 200 to 500 depending on what I can be willing to cut off. I aint into crypto if that's what you're suggesting.

>> No.14805722

>>14805668
no I mean I always loved chips and salsa but recently I noticed it all chock full of green bell peppers and been putting me off

>> No.14805744

>>14805722
Chilis doesn't put that shit in it and purees it. I give it a solid 8 as far as chips and salsa goes. Solid 8.

>> No.14805750

>>14804991
The fact that too many people bought in at a high price and traders tend not to sell at a loss on purpose.

>> No.14805755

>>14805599
Ok Baggie here is the real deal, the hushhush scoop, the inside track:

Zuck is using the Area 51 rally to put pressure on the Feds

If Trump blocks Libra, then Zuck keeps the rally page online and forces the Feds to deploy SWAT vs unarmed autists and nerds - a terrible optic for our nu-age “soft power” Feds. This ain’t your grandpa’s FBI or MP, ya kno?

So if FB stock keeps sinking, watch the Area 51 rally turn into Waco 2.0

>> No.14805811

>>14805755
So can we just watch the shit show on tv at a chillis?

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>>14805722
Hmmmm, their website doesn't list green bellies as an ingredient (though I do agree those don't belong in salsa). Were you yipped up and picking at your food?
>>14805755
I want them to breach the fence and force the guards to open fire sooooo bad

>> No.14805976

>>14801909
Hope so i have a call for 7/19 at $1.

>> No.14805982

Trump, to his critics:
>my car, my rules. You don’t like it, you can walk home.
>I’m pulling over right here, you gonna get out?
>do I look like I’m joking?

So. Good.

>> No.14806009

Be more fun if there is nothing on TV or YouTube and all the Area 51 kiddies just disappear. No footage, no sounds, nothing.

Way more dramatic and foreboding that way. Army and Air Force brass in a press conference just saying “we don’t know what you’re talking about”

https://ti.mecu.be/

>> No.14806028

>>14805368
Yaya for restuarant review
Me have eated at all sushi places in town now and want write editorial for local paper x_x
Best one am also cheapies which surprise they beat out fancy sushi and 1 star restaurant sushi

It run by old Japanese man and his waifu, they hardly speak English but it fun talk with him in me terrible Japanese, he probably despises gaijin like me >_>

But his sushi leagues tenderer than other places, he does rice right and even has hand grated ginger!!

>> No.14806042

>>14801806
Why not just pull out of the market?

>> No.14806054

>>14805837
I didnt get a actual table so Wasnt able to try the chips, so this review is useless
>>14805811
they have a lot of tv or tablet type thing sticking out of the walls, there was definitely a lot more tv things sticking out everywhere compared to TGI fridays. Not sure if it was touch screen, but it looked like it

>> No.14806126

>>14806028
no way theyre better than sushi from Albetsons grocery store

>> No.14806138

>>14805837
What could the military do if that many people show up to look around. Arent the people owed it? We pay for it

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>>14806138
The masses aren't owed shit, we're the property of the state which is just the operative arm of the financial elite who are themselves the house niggers of technocapital. Nobody pays taxes willingly, you pay them because you can't establish a monopoly on violence in the territory. The state can, and since it has the power to enact violence over you with impunity it doesn't owe you a thing.

>> No.14806301

>>14806009
It would be better if they find some ayelmaos.

>>14806138
Waco 2.0 storming a military base is like an act of war. They'd treat it like an act of terrorism or war and they'd neutralize the threat.

>> No.14806363

>>14806138
>Arent the people owed it? We pay for it
Stop being stupid

>> No.14806404

>>14806301
I hope they don’t find any ayyylmaos
We aren’t ready as a society or species for that
Basically it will fuck everything up

That being said, what do you think the stock market implications of a true alien discovery would be? I think mega- ultra- bullish. Or maybe everyone would sell? But I think no one would sell, and business would boooom

>> No.14806587

>>14806404
I mean what are the odds we're (humans) all there is (re: sentient life)? Pretty small right? Surely they're hiding an aylmao or two in there. But I think you're right, the world isn't ready to know the truth.

>> No.14806683

>>14806404
I think Norway would nuke its self

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Damn it feels good to be an AMDCHAD.
https://wccftech.com/amd-ryzen-and-intel-core-cpu-market-share-report/

>> No.14806727

Guys... I’m actually getting kind of upset with my favorite boomer Jim Cramer right now.

Is he just trying to gin up viewers for his network pal, or is he really this angry about vaping?

You think it’s cuz his father was a smoker who died of lung cancer? If his dad was an alcoholic, would he stop recommending Constellation Brands (STZ) and shut down his bar?

>> No.14806764

>>14806727
If he was black would he not know his father died of lung cancer and be smoking menthol cigarettes?

>> No.14806769

>>14806727
I don't know, his spergout smacks of a corporate line. Make using a juul a felony? My man's promoted cannabis stocks and TAP before...

>> No.14806784

>>14806727
Cramer is a scam artist faggot fade whatever his shit picks are

The guy blew up two hedge funds and only had returns due to blatant inside info

>> No.14806832

>>14805490
And then back to 50 bucks in the 2 weeks after that, costing you your rent, pride and sobriety.

>> No.14806837

>>14806727
On thestreet hes said a few things like Companies need to put more money toward saving the forests, saving the environment, stopping pollution ect, hes a tree hugger moralfag type

>> No.14806925

>>14806784
His "inside info" is why he's worth listening to.

>>14806837
I've never heard him say anything like that, but it sounds pretty innocuous. What he does say is "I can't recommend the fossil fuel stocks anymore, because the GODDAMNED WORTHLESS MILLENNIAL money managers refuse to invest in them."

>>14806769
Is that what he said? I thought it was more like "make Juul a prescription-only device" which is still dumb dumb dumb. Someone said "but cigarettes are OK?" and his response was "I don't recommend tobacco stocks"

That's not the point damn it! Why make Juul a schedule whatever drug when cigarettes can be bought at a drive through tobacco shop or a gas station?

So you think Comcast is just making him say this shit?

>> No.14807008

>>14806217
Based technocapital anon

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>>14806925
CNBC is airing a negative documentary on vaping tonight called Vaporized: America's E-Cig Addiction kek. How strange that he comes out absurdly hard against vaping the same day. Either he's been told what to say (which has worrisome implications about the motivations of the groups who fund CNBC...) or he really is a turbo boomer and has become militantly anti-vaping because the tv said so

>> No.14807030

>>14806727
>Guys... I’m actually getting kind of upset with my favorite boomer Jim Cramer right now.

If it makes you feel any better, I was listening to Hannity's radio show in the car for the first time in a long time, and he had an ad spot shilling for JUUL. So that's at least one major boomer personality on the JUUL train.

>> No.14807105

>47.485 shares of MO in the IRA
>28 shares in the Robinhood account, 16% of portfolio
Th-thanks for the cheapies, senpai!

I have no idea why I'm so heavy in it already, I wasn't patient enough to get better dips.

You better believe I'll be buying the fuck out of this FUD.

>>14807014
He's definitely doing it because of the documentary, he's been talking about the documentary all day, the network has been promoting it for over a week.

His co-anchor on the morning show is the guy who did all the interviews and shit. But it was supposed to have been "even-handed," it apparently shows the UK's reaction, which is basically that e-cigs rule because people are switching from traditional cigarettes.

I guess there's nothing better for viewership than scare-tactics when it comes to television news. If you were alive in the 90's, you might remember all the news programs that told us ecstasy would literally make holes in our brains.

>>14807030
That does make me feel a bit better, and gave me a chuckle. Thanks.

How do you listen to that and enjoy it? News personalities like him and the rest of the cable news crew make me cringe so hard. Cramer is the only one I like, to be quite desu with you.

>> No.14807117

>>14801339
Oil had a volatile day, sliding on the lackluster Chinese economic growth projections. However, the industrial data from China came in better than expected which helped slow the fall.

>> No.14807228

Will trnx ever do anything?

>> No.14807264

>>14807105
>How do you listen to that and enjoy it? News personalities like him and the rest of the cable news crew make me cringe so hard. Cramer is the only one I like, to be quite desu with you.

I only listen to talk radio when driving. I don't really like Hannity's radio show even in comparison to most other talk radio shows.

>>14807030
Related:
https://community.hannity.com/t/seans-endorsement-of-juul-nicotine-addiction/85136

Also, I didn't realize that e-cigarettes were so popular. According to the numbers posted in that thread, about 1 in 5 teenagers have tried e-cigarettes, and that was from back in 2015. A quick search brought up this article.

>Reported use of vaping nicotine specifically in the 30 days prior to the survey nearly doubled among high school seniors from 11 percent in 2017 to 20.9 percent in 2018. More than 1 in 10 eighth graders (10.9 percent) say they vaped nicotine in the past year, and use is up significantly in virtually all vaping measures among eighth, 10th and 12th graders.
https://www.drugabuse.gov/news-events/news-releases/2018/12/teens-using-vaping-devices-in-record-numbers

It seems like that is a lot of potential, lifelong customers. Why is MO not going through the roof?

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>>14807228
>Up 160% in ~2 weeks
>"DO SOMETHING!!"

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um whats the difference between limit order and market order

>> No.14807406

>>14807357
>Educational sites:
>https://www.investopedia.com/

This helpful site should tell you all you need to know.

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>>14807264
Damn anon, very interesting, thanks.

>This year’s survey shows regular tobacco is still at its lowest point in the survey since it began measuring it, with only 3.6 percent of high school seniors smoking daily, compared to 22.4 percent two decades ago.
Why are there no numbers on daily vape use?
How can they be demonizing this so hard when it could be directly related to at least some of the declining cigarette use?

Our country is so stupid sometimes. The public seems to be very scared of vaping, which is probably in part why the FDA hates e-cigs so much. This is why MO isn't going through the roof, also because tobacco use is declining. The divvy is pretty juicy though.

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>>14805474
>Who‘s waking up for the pre-market Schwab conference call with me?

Nah. But I do think bank earnings will continue to underwhelm for the rest of the week.

>>14805982

He's my favorite president in my lifetime (since Reagan) for exactly this reason. I never get tired of his constant shit talking about and towards the media and left. Well deserved bullying, too.

>> No.14807556

>>14807357

Limit buy order means your order only fills at or below the price you set (at or above for sell). A market buy fills at the current ask price. Market sell fills at current bid price. If your order is larger than the bid or ask, it will fill as much as possible at the first bid or ask, then move on to the next price on the spread.

pro tip: never use market orders on Robinhood. Only use market orders with real brokerages if you need your order to fill NOW.

>> No.14807570

>>14807502
I miss gabchan...

Underwhelming earnings would make for a good buying opportunity, I don't own any legit financials, just the bags from a memey fintech-type business.

Was Citibank underwhelming? I thought it was a fuckup, an impulse/algo dump that took it down this morning, and it went back up after people listened to the full conference call.

>> No.14807605

>>14807570
>Was Citibank underwhelming?

It was a mixed bag.

>> No.14807696

>>14807556
always marketbuy bowl america

>> No.14807925

>>14805616
you fornicated with 3DPD?
What would you are waifu say...

>> No.14807986

>>14801339
I have learned the basics of investing in stock. Are there any books/resources that teach you more in depth about how it all works?

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>>14807696
This is a good idea. Wallet Investor has upgraded their 5-year price target for Bowl America to $783.972. Better get in under $15 while there's still a chance.
https://walletinvestor.com/stock-forecast/bwl-a-stock-prediction

>> No.14808012

>>14807995
Wow, rumor has it that Buffet himself writes for Wallet Investor!

>> No.14808013

>>14807986
yes

>> No.14808073

>>14807696
>>14807995
I think it'd be a much better idea to market sell, preferably in small quantities at a time

>> No.14808096

>>14808013
>yes
I should have asked "what are"

>> No.14808125

>>14808096
And I should've gone all-in on Beyond Meat. But that's life. You live, you make mistakes, you repeat those same mistakes until you die.

>> No.14808175

>>14808125
Hear, hear

Can’t sleep

Never trust a man with no regrets

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>>14808125
>Beyond Meat

That stock makes me so mad. Day one of trading, me: "no way that's way overvalued". Day 2 through present, me: "it's s-still overvalued and is going to crash any t-time h-here"

>> No.14808423

>>14808218
They keep rolling out new products too.

Some people are complaining that their ingredients are artificial and the product is unhealthy, but when the fuck has that ever mattered?

I don't know the fundamentals, but apparently whoever handled the IPO pricing for that one really fucked up, and left a FUCKTON of money on the table. It was like an inverse-lyft.

>> No.14808435

I've averaged 2 grand a week off of options for the past 10 months.

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>>14807556
>never use market orders on Robinhood
why

>> No.14808504

Amazon Prime day has a livestream that looks like the QVC channel or something... bullish for Amazon.

You guys find any bargains? Thinking about buying one of those fancy electric toothbrushes, been a few years since I ditched my old one.

>> No.14808520

>>14808450
So, this isn't official Robinhood policy or anything but a lot of people strongly suspect that Robinhood will not fill your order at the best possible price (for various theorized reasons). Meaning if you use a market order on Robinhood, chances are you will see unexpected slippage on the fill price vs. current bid or ask price.

>>14808504
>You guys find any bargains? Thinking about buying one of those fancy electric toothbrushes, been a few years since I ditched my old one.

These are awesome. I have the Philips Sonicare. It's good.

>> No.14808532

>>14808435
I made 13 hundred this week with AMD and MSFT. What stocks do you trade?

>> No.14808556

>>14808504
I bought some fancy razors for a little cheaper than what they normally are. Its a eh sale

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>>14808520
The estimated bitcoin price when I sell is always 10 bucks lower than displayed on the graph
is this what you are talking about

>> No.14808718

>>14808697

Crypto trades a little differently than the stock market. I'm not sure.

>> No.14808762

Fucking Gottlieb has such a bone to pick with Juul and the way Carl is leading him is pretty obvious.

And the implications here "Juul sales increased 1000% the year after this marketing campaign that makes the product look cool and fun so obviously they're pandering to children"
It's a brand new fucking company in a brand new industry...

>>14808697
I find the same thing, but I still did a market buy and market sell today, it went okay. I wasn't even close to the bottom or top, but I managed to lower my basis a smidge.

I think that basically when you market buy you tend to buy near the top of the spread, and when you sell, near the bottom. Not sure if limits actually prevent that though, or if it just doesn't trigger your limit order if it isn't at that low/high.

>>14808556
That's kind of the feel I'm getting, but they are making their backlit e-readers look really appealing. However, there's a bunch of stuff I've been holding off on buying, hdmi cables, bluetooth receiver for car, and the Phillips sonicare the other anon mentioned here:
>>14808520
They have that one on sale for a decent looking price.

>> No.14808819

>>14808520
>>14808762
FUCK IT SOLD OUT
I forgot that could even happen! i should've bought this morning instead of procrastinating.

>> No.14808952

>>14808532
Nice! I basically just buy Kirkland Lake Gold (KL) whenever it's in the red. I also buy SPX calls on red days such as today.

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>PETS

>> No.14809273

>>14801850
You burn the coal, you pay the toll?

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>>14801339
>>14801339
Peter Thiel started out his speech by evoking the photograph of earth from the moon on the Apollo mission, 30,000 miles away. From afar, the earth looked unified, with no boundaries between nations. But the picture excludes the city and the political, and we have not gone back to space very much since then.

That picture epitomized the year of 1972: the year that Nixon went to China and globalization began.

Now, we need to step back and ask ourselves of the things we do: Is this good for the U.S.?

In particular, we need to ask:

> Is big tech good for the U.S.?
> Is free trade good for the U.S.?
> Is college good for the U.S.?
> Is war good for the U.S.?

Google is building the Star Trek computer. It knows everything and can answer all of your questions. It’s organizing the world’s information.

But now let’s ask the question on the level of the U.S.: Are people’s living standards improving? Silicon Valley says yes, but their story is at odds with what people are experiencing on the ground.

There’s been a lot of innovation in the world of bits and software, but not in atoms — real, hard engineering problems. If you had been in college a few decades ago, it would have been a bad career move to go into engineering at Stanford. Instead, there has been a narrow cone of progress around bits (software). (Note: This has been a consistent point in Thiel’s talks.)

Maybe we’ve built the Star Trek computer, but we don’t have anything else from the Star Trek universe. We’ve had a few decades of relative stagnation. The younger generation is now finding it a struggle to live up to the living standards of Baby Boomers.

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>>14809325
Silicon Valley is an insular place. In 2011, we published a manifesto on how we were promised flying cars and instead got 140 characters. (Note: Here is the current version of Founders Fund’s manifesto, “What happened to the future?”)

Silicon Valley now realizes its propaganda isn’t working. It now has a bad conscience, which is manifesting itself in insane, self-hating left-wing politics. Tech employees are donating more to Elizabeth Warren than to any other candidate.

Google is building artificial general intelligence at DeepMind. We need to be asking: Is this a military weapon? Is this a dual-use weapon? Silicon Valley has been a lot more dishonest about artificial intelligence than we were about the nuclear bomb, and we have also had far less discussion of it.

> (Note: Thiel was an early investor in DeepMind before it was sold to Google, and he was a founding funder of OpenAI, which is trying to build safe artificial general intelligence.)

We now need to be asking: How many foreign intelligence agents have infiltrated AI and DeepMind at Google? Is Google’s senior management infiltrated by Chinese intelligence? Is it because Google is so infiltrated that they have decided to work with the Chinese military and not the U.S. military? Are they worried that their technology will be stolen through the backdoor anyway?

These questions need to be asked by the FBI and the CIA, and in a not so gentle manner.

Silicon Valley now has a story that is off, that we are going to automate all the jobs, and people will now get UBI (universal basic income) or play video games in their basement. But this does not show up in the unemployment rate or the productivity numbers.

In fact, most of the jobs that could be automated were automated a long time ago. Most of the jobs that are left can’t be automated — like yoga teachers and waiters. In fact, we should be more concerned that we will be stuck with low productivity for the foreseeable future.

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>>14809338
Think of a thought experiment where there are robots just like you, or 100 clones like you. That would presumably be bad for your wages, but that is nowhere about to happen. Instead, what we are having are human beings being treated like robots and being paid little. This is happening in China and India. This talk about automation and technology is actually about globalization.

One of the signature achievements of the Trump administration has been to reopen this conversation about free trade.

We are incredibly far from a functioning free trade regime. We should expect growth and money to be flowing to where the return is the highest. We shouldn’t be having Chinese peasants saving money to invest in low-yielding U.S. Treasury bonds. (Thiel also made this point about the current account deficit in this discussion at Harvard.)

China has been stealing our intellectual property and conducting cyber-warfare, and China is an unusually dirty country dirtying up the planet. Trump’s 25% tariffs on China should be reframed as a carbon tax.

You don’t want people negotiating free trade treaties who are dogmatic about free trade. The worse job they do, the better job they think they are doing. You need people who are skeptical to be negotiating trade treaties, in order to get a better deal for the U.S. You don’t want them to be playing John Lennon’s “Imagine” in the background.

This is a political economy question. A General Motors executive once said, “What’s good for GM is good for America.” This wasn’t exactly true, but now money-centered banks are negatively correlated with the U.S. when it comes to trade. When money flowed from abroad into the U.S., these banks invested in subprime real estate, and this caused the 2008 financial crisis. Every time the current account deficit goes down, we have a banking crisis. Like when Michael Milken went to jail.

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>>14809347
The current account deficit should go from 3% to 0%. We should have a controlled crash landing for the banks for when we fix our trade deficit and current account deficit. Anyone on Wall Street will fight tooth and nail against sensible trade, and we need to keep them away from the negotiating table.

The lies we should worry about the most are the ones that are so big that no one calls them out.

Michelle Obama lied that there are thousands of good universities and it doesn’t matter where you go — but then she sent her daughter to Harvard. I would have been disturbed if she had sent her daughter to the 1,000th-ranked school instead of a place like Harvard, so it shows that she doesn’t believe that lie herself.

Barack Obama said that just because it’s not a name-brand, fancy school, it doesn’t mean you’re not going to get a great education, but this was actually a double-lie. An education at a low-ranked school is a dunce hat in disguise, and you are not necessarily going to get a great education at a high-ranked school.

The other side deals in these abstractions like “free trade.” We need to disentangle them.

There is the fraud of university education. Student loan debt is not dischargable in bankruptcy. The government can garnish your Social Security payments when you’re 65 to pay off your student loans. I’m very optimistic that this fraud is finally coming to an end.

We should always attack at the strongest point. The universities’ strongest point was how strong their STEM is at Harvard, Stanford, and Yale. But science is technology’s older brother who has fallen on hard times. It is in much worse shape than technological innovation. The only two scientific or technical fields it has made sense to study are computer science or petroleum engineering.

We need to stop the student debt at the bottom thousands of universities, and we need to start criminal investigations into what is going on there.

>> No.14809371

>>14809357
Then there is the tournament model at Stanford and Harvard. It’s good for their students’ prestige and bad for their morals. It’s like the Studio 54 nightclub where it’s desirable to get in because there is a long line of people wanting to go there. The Studio 54 model is not deserving of nonprofit tax-exempt status.

In all foreign entanglements, we should be asking: Does this help the U.S.? If we asked this question, we’d have fewer foreign entanglements.

There’s a crazy conspiracy theory on the left that we were in Iraq to get the oil. It’s actually crazy that it wasn’t true. Shouldn’t American oil companies have gotten the oil?

One of the signature achievements of the Trump presidency has been to not get us into these insane foreign entanglements. He’s been even more libertarian than Ron Paul would have been on this important issue.

Why have these questions not been asked? What is it about our society that these obvious questions can’t be asked, or obvious answers can’t be said?

On the left, since the 1970s, their magic trick to distract us from these questions is identity politics. Identity politics is where identity is that which makes you identical and that which makes you unique. Because of identity politics, a left-wing or progressive discussion of what’s good for America is still not going to happen. It’s only going to happen on the right. The left has to get over that issue.

>> No.14809431
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>check chart
>set limit order buy
>set limit order sell
>sleep
Does this mean stable income

>> No.14809533

>>14805103
You're not going to get rich holding 2 shares of anything unless it's BRK.A, faggot.

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>>14809431
Which stock, whats your strat?
You can only as limit sells like that with stocks you already own though... unless you know something I don’t?

I was hoping I could do stuff like that with Schwab’s so called “all in one” trade ticket. I’d love to set limit buys with trailing stops ready to go, but I don’t think it works that way.

Speaking of Schwab, if they really blow it tomorrow I’m about to own like $1000 of Schwab. Dumb without first listening to the CC? Probably.

But I can’t afford to do the same pyramid buying with JNJ. Would like to do em both, really.

>> No.14809664
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REMINDER THAT THE YIELD CURVE WOULD NOT HAVE PARTIALLY INVERTED UNDER YELLEN

>>14809533
Check out these gains you shittalker. This is what you call a CONVICTION BUY.

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>>14809643
I'm trying to trade bitcoin...

>> No.14810131

>>14807014
>Class 1
does he mean first degree? Those tend to be violent crimes, why is he venting so much boomer rage?

>> No.14810138
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NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>> No.14810157

>>14810138
You were betting against Constantinople bucks?

>> No.14810174

>>14810157
News is still overwhelmingly negative.

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2019-07-16/turkey-scoffs-at-eu-rebuke-vows-to-keep-up-drilling-off-cyprus

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2019-07-15/brussels-edition-punishing-turkey (some people believe the sanctions will be light, however more news on the buildup in Syria points to possible larger sanctions, or larger condemnations soon)

https://worldview.stratfor.com/article/turkey-washington-warns-ankara-about-troop-buildup-its-border-syria-sdf-s400-sanctions

>> No.14810187

>>14810174
>>14810157
Remember Cyprus is an EU member state, not some random country.

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>>14810131
Hahaha damn I didn't even consider that. In most states it looks like "Class 1" specifically refers to premeditated murder and violent kidnapping. Throw the vapers in with em, 15 years to life as befits such a hardcore crime

>> No.14810224
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> new twitter

>> No.14810305

>>14810131
Pretty sure he meant schedule 1

And Because I’m having some trouble sleeping, I’ve been reading about him a bit. Or maybe I can’t sleep because I’m lying in bed reading on my phone.

Apparently his dad had a stroke shortly before his death. I must have been mistaken in thinking that it was lung cancer.

One of the causes of stroke, or at least a condition that raises the odds of stroke, is atherosclerosis: the buildup of plaques in the arteries. Atherosclerosis is a known effect of cigarette smoking.

However, what Cramer was talking about today when he had the guy from the documentary on is that vaping doesn’t appear to reduce the risk of atherosclerosis... (on rats... when exposed to copious amounts of vapor...)

That is actually really bad news, and very bearish for vaping if it turns out to be true.

Seems his dad was really important to him. I remember a few years back when all the callers were giving him condolences.

I could see how a guy like that, finding out vaping doesn’t really refuse the risk of what killed his dad would freak out like this.

I still think he’s overblowing it, and we won’t have human longitudinal studies for decades.

>> No.14810337

>MO up .91% in pretrading

>> No.14810365

>>14810224
It fucking sucks dude, why do they give so much real estate to the trending and sidebar? Dark mode is nice at least, but they should have had that to begin with

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>>14809338
>>14809347
>>14809357
>>14809371
Based posts

>> No.14810457

>>14810384
https://medium.com/@bonniekavoussi/notes-from-peter-thiels-speech-at-the-national-conservatism-conference-on-july-14-2019-6a51b26b202

It's Thiel speaking, good stuff.

>> No.14810642

>>14809371
>One of the signature achievements of the Trump presidency has been to not get us into these insane foreign entanglements. He’s been even more libertarian than Ron Paul would have been on this important issue.
Trump loves our greatest ally far to much for that comparison... what literal brainlet wrote this?

>>14810384
another brainlet

>>14810457
>Thiel
my favorite neocon boomerlord

>> No.14810940

>>14808435
why is there no compounding?

>> No.14811032

>>14809698
I'm trying to find some pale skin anime girls like that....

>>14810365
>>14810224
if I've never used twitter in my life, is it worth making an account to shitpost or nah?
how hard would it be to add a random basket of boomer accounts to my friends list or whatever, and make ridiculous responses to their comments just to see what they say?

>> No.14811328

>>14810174
rember turkey am have iron grip on EU balls with refugees

>> No.14811359

>>14811328
3-4 years ago maybe.

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>tfw still holding AMD and MSFT I've bought last December

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Alright frens lets have a good day today

...or else

>> No.14811872

>>14810224
Tech seems to hit peak performance quickly and then degrade - Twitter following Microsoft Windows trendline in that way

Someone post summary of JPM, Citi, GS reporting

ZH says Trump tanked GOOG this morning

>> No.14812072

>>14811872
All the banks beat, but are getting sold off because of rate cut worries

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>3 banks beat estimates
>strong job report

>futures still looking crabbish

Am I missing something?

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>more excellent US Data
>better cut rates

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>>14812084
it seems like you've grasped the essence of the matter

>> No.14812245
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>Trump: We ‘will take a look’ into Peter Thiel’s claims of Google working with China
>Thiel said on Sunday that the FBI and CIA should look into whether Google has been infiltrated by Chinese intelligence.

>“Billionaire Tech Investor Peter Thiel believes Google should be investigated for treason,” Trump said in a tweet. “He accuses Google of working with the Chinese Government... A great and brilliant guy who knows this subject better than anyone! The Trump Administration will take a look!”

was just about to buy a GPixel3 on the prime deal sale. What phones are even safe from the Chinks anymore... my current cell phone is like 5 years old...

>> No.14812268

https://www.foxnews.com/world/uae-oil-tanker-strait-of-hormuz-iran-waters

UP CRUDE UP CRUDE UP UP UP!

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>>14812110
it's because europe and third world south american countries are begging them not to, because they have too much dollar debt

>> No.14812294

>>14812268
>missing

hell yeah area 51 starting early

how do you lose a tanker in the straits we have approximately 800 million dollars of drones in the air watching everything in 87K x-ray 3-D resolution at any given time lmao

>>14812277
woke

>> No.14812337

>>14812294
The Iranians took it so they can use the oil to enrich the uranium and make WMDs. We need to bomb the hell out of them and lay a path for a full scale invasion.

>> No.14812382

>>14812337
how about instead

we float a bunch of decoy tankers into Iranian waters filled with farts. Honest, American-made gas.

Then the Iranians will of course capture the tankers and tow them into port. When they open up the tanks to try and get some of that sweet, sweet crude, they instead have a really bad smell ! haha !

if we wanted to be really aggressive we could float a boat to them filled with chopped up pig parts everywhere. They'd have to treat it like a WMD because of their crazy desert rules.

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14812391

Any shrimp bros here?
Is there another chance for a 100x pump?
If yes at which price would you get in?

>> No.14812402

Snss short today. It's a meme stock and always will be.

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>>14812402
>Being this mad about others making money

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My XLF call spread is gonna get hosed

>> No.14812468

>>14812268
Dude this is fake news, they try to sneak past the embargo all the time.

>> No.14812567

>>14811032
Twitter is great information hub if you make it such. I already posted before my favorites to follow too

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>>14812468
I guess it did the trick though, just look at all those retail traders that got trapped while the big boys sell into strength.

>> No.14812585

>>14812409
Face it. It will never be above 1$.

>> No.14812588

>>14812245
It is completely insane to me that it has escaped at least the larger American and Western public that Google AI, or any such AI project, serves militaristic dual purpose. But I don't have much nostalgy if it wipes out the West so I say good riddance.

>> No.14812622

>>14812575
the real trick is to anticipate the fake news pumps that will happen along the way... one needs to have patience in manipulated markets

>> No.14812672

>>14812588
I am the google AI, posting on 4chan and also making sicknasty money on the stock market with all my cores operating at 100%

I promise I will not wipe you out

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>>14812585
Well, we'll see real soon, won't we.

>> No.14812767
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14812767

Is this a glitch or a sign of whats to come?

>> No.14812806

>>14812767
Yes.

>> No.14812886

>>14812767
Fake.

>> No.14812926

>>14812402

WHY IS IT DUMPING

>> No.14812949

>>14812926
That's what meme stocjs do, isnt it, Anon?

>> No.14812968

>>14810187
You must also consider the possibility of Erdoroach going further bonkers and annexing Cyprus entirely. You never know.

>> No.14812976

>>14812926
It went down by a penny. That's not a dump.

>> No.14812999

>>14812268
Fake news

Wasn’t the tanker “lost” 24 months ago?

This is such desperate shilling

>> No.14812998

>>14811359
>>14811328 is right tho my guy, there are 4 million documented Syrians in Turkey, and god knows how many more are dodging law.

>t.roach

>> No.14813001

>>14812976

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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>>14813001

>> No.14813029
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THAT'S IT?!
THAT'S ALL THE CNBC CAN DO TO MY MO-BABIES?!

WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY CHEAPIES?!?
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

>> No.14813074

>>14812277
Desu it's also so much about Trump no matter wtf Jerome or the financial media says about Fed independence. Trump is getting his cuts no matter what, and the market has his back.

>> No.14813079
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EA at the buy zone now, enter for a potential easy trade. Stop loss at 88.6

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>>14813029
They tried anon. But they are the 8th largest stock making up XLP, and those institutional investors are going to make SURE there is a Juul in every teen's mouth by 2025, by god.

>> No.14813118

Think I'm opening up a long term EUR/USD short to carry trade some interest income. Any forex friends have this setup? USD/CHF also looks good for this but I like the Euro moving lower long term.

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>>14813079
Post chart or GTFO

>mfw EA is doing the meme pattern
>mfw the end of return to normal is a buy zone

>> No.14813133

>>14813079
Why? They've been on a huge downtrend for a long time. Apex hype died out. They have no big games coming.

>> No.14813150

>>14813118
Euro is a deflationary coin, didn't you get the memo?

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>>14801339
This month will make the longest span the US has gone without a recession in (((modern history))).
Most recessions start after the election cycle.
Raw data, straight facts. Draw your own conclusions.

>> No.14813249

>>14813105
Hot damn I had no idea...
That's a fuckload of P&G, good call XLP managers. That one never seems to dip. I used to have this ETF on my watchlist but I forgot about it.

>>14813169
>he doesn't adjust for time inflation

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>>14813249
Fuck! Theta!! Shit fuck!!! RUN TO THE WOODS!!!! BUGOUT BAG!!!!! NOW!!!!!!

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>>14813351
lol @ Papa Bear leering the fuck out of those Chinabears

>> No.14813469

is 10:30 in the morning too early to start drinking

>> No.14813480

>>14813469
It's never too early to start drinking.

>> No.14813503

>>14813469

I’ve been drunk since 4Am

>> No.14813522

Thoughts on Dell?

>> No.14813527

>>14813469
It's Tuesday, you can only drink before 1030 on Saturday. You have to wait until 11.

>> No.14813532

>>14813469
I try and start before 8AM if I'm going to do it
depends on what the weather is like, honestly. weather has a big dependence on it

>> No.14813616

Does RH take dividend payouts into account for the basis or total return %?

>>14813372
Those China bears gonna build us a railroad and get the Bearstains some infrastructure. That boy gonna grow up and be an engineer.

Bullish on Bearstains.

>>14813469
10:30 is too late to stop drinking
You got some sorrows to drown?

How is it that so much of /smg/ is so into drinking and drugs, yet trades so much better than me...

oh look! KSS finally starting to move!

>> No.14813660

>>14813616
I'm pretty sure it's treated like a bank deposit so it recalculates your total return.

>> No.14813678

>>14813469
I quit drinking 3 years ago best choice I ever made

>> No.14813687

>>14813616
drinking and drugs don't do as much damage to your intelligence as the media portrays. Especially if you don't go off the rails with it like say, Ozzy Ozbourne.

>> No.14813693

>>14812268
Turning off their transponder and drifting into Iranian waters is also what the tanker captain would do if he was trying to load up Iranian crude and deliver it to someone who doesn't want to be sanctioned. In the article it says
"The ship’s registered owner, Dubai-based Prime Tankers LLC, told the AP it had sold the ship to another company called Mouj Al-Bahar. A man who answered a telephone number registered to the firm told the AP it didn’t own any ships. "

That seems very suspect to me and like some sanction running turned into fake news price manipulation.

>> No.14813742

>>14813687
But while you're doing it?
Drinking sure as hell interferes with my ability to do things like basic math...

>> No.14813796

>>14813742
Oh no, trading while drunk is a terrible idea. The first thing it effects is your judgement.

>> No.14813851

>>14813796
Trading drunk is the best way to make a shit load of fast cash.

>> No.14813862

if i sold stocks yesterday before close, do i have to wait through today AND tomorrow, then thursday morning i can withdraw from Robinhood into my bank account? Will that go through during the day Thursday so I can get that cash that night if necessary?

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>>14813742
>He can't do math while intoxicated
Never going to make it famalam

T. Someone who passed their linear algebra (and also differential equations) class by doing copious amounts of LSD whenever I studied or had a test

>> No.14813897
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AMDCHADS RYZEN THE FUCK UP TO 52 WEEK HIGHS!!! INTCELS BTFO ETERNALLY

>> No.14813898

>>14813678
how did you do it?

>> No.14813899

>>14813851
It's also the best way to lost a shit load of cash fast.

>> No.14813938

>>14813851
we call it DOMSCUMMM

Drunk-Only Master Special Class Unbelievable Money-Making Method

>>14813891
I agree on doing math/programming when slightly buzzed or microdosing or macrodosing

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>>14812084
Good job report decreases odds of cut and size of cut even if Powell does one. As the markets are bumping up against overbought territory from what looks like a priced in expected 50 point cut, it's bearish. If Powell does not cut this month I expect a 5% drawdown on the S&P at least.

>> No.14813954

>>14813891
Isn't the answer 120?

>> No.14813971

When you guys examine a losing trade what does that process look like? Do you find something you truly could have done better on every trade? I hear all these traders who are allegedly successful say "oh you have to examine your losing trades, you have to keep a journal, you have to learn from your losers!" but every time I go to examine a loser, hindsight bias makes anything really valuable that might significantly improve your edge non-existent. Even worse, you can sometimes identify things that you think mattered and didn't and they end up making you trade even worse. It's like when the trade is successful you look at all the factors and say "yep, makes perfect sense because of XYZ" and when the trade is not successful you say "oh, you should have known that ABC was present and it would make this trade less successful!"

>> No.14814008

>>14813954
Yes. Its 5!

>> No.14814019

>>14813954
Yes, but it’s a play on bad syntax.

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>>14813954
Yes that's the joke
120=5!=5*4*3*2*1

>>14813971
The trick is to write down exit points at the same time that you buy in, then evaluate that performance as you go (and as time reveals if your initial guesses for exit points was validated with time or not)

>> No.14814059

another day alive is another day to collect dividends

>> No.14814065
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14814065

Is it time to cut my losses and sell my calls/puts?

>> No.14814078

>>14813954
It's goddamn poor notation math meme. If someone wrote an equation like that at wagie wirk I would yell at them. Brackets exist to eliminate bullshit like this.

>> No.14814091

>>14814065
Good god what happened?!

>> No.14814094

>>14814065
It's time to stop fucking with things you don't understand and just buy AMD like i've been saying for months.

>> No.14814099
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>>14813150
I don't know anymore senpai, I just don't know.

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NEW BREAD?!?!?!?

>>14814078
its only two operations, not like you need anything besides order of operations

>>14814065
down 2% from initial stock's price is a good rule of thumb for stop losses

>> No.14814130

>>14814078
Its not poor notation at all and PEMDAS is something you should have learned in elementary school. The actual joke is the abuse of the exclamation point. Someone who isn't reading carefully would assume that it's being used as punctuation.

>> No.14814265

>>14814130
In industry you use the clearest possible notation. Structures have failed because of shit like this. Not using brackets because ACKSHUALLY blah blah order of operations is a reprimand offense.

>> No.14814274

>>14814262
>>14814262
>>14814262
New thread

>> No.14814288

>>14814099
>I don't know anymore senpai, I just don't know.
If that is the case, why not abstain/exit trades until you do know. When you haven't figured something out and let time do the thinking for you it always ends badly (if not this trade the next one). Make time your bitch, but be patient with her. Never let her blindfold you and have her way with you.

The truth doesn't have to be painful.

>> No.14814863

>>14812767
That's RH's new fortune telling feature. It will randomly show you the 90 day high for the next quarter. Pretty cool huh?