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I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than longing crypto. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are registering on an exchange, risking fiat, studying charts and sweating bullets at your computer for at least several hours solely so your liquidity can be used to fuel a whale's dump. All the hard work you put into your beautiful position - spamming telegrams, shilling on 4chan, crafting green wojack memes, TA fagging, praying to Sminem. All of it has one simple result: your coin is more useful for smug bobos.

Opened a long just before break out? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random bobo who has no idea what he's doing gets to fill his shorts at a better price. He gets to dump on you almost immediately. He gets the benefits of the safer, more profitable short position that came from the work YOU did.

As a man who longs crypto, you are LITERALLY dedicating your life simply to pump an "asset" for a bobo to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically.