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Well /biz/? What are you gonna do?

>> No.14801885

>>14801878
Die, most likely. It's possible but highly unlikely.

>> No.14801897

Runescape botting, sell runescape gold for $

Easy.

>> No.14801901

log into my bank account and withdraw 5k

>> No.14801910

>>14801878
cam whore i guess

>> No.14801915

>>14801901
This

>> No.14801920

>>14801878
You literally can't do shit with 0 dollars. Most you can do is camwhore, play a game, grind hard, and then sell it for 20 bucks lmao, and.... That's fucking it.

>> No.14801933

gofundme

>>14801901
>>14801915
>earn

i want retards to leave

>> No.14801938

https://beta.forkdelta.app/#!/trade/0xb108c02a74e525ab0a59ccd3d208d2de4699a055-ETH

>not buying TRUE for 61% cheaper than other exchanges
>Doesn't know how to use real decentralized IDEXs
> Not shorting OKeX
No wonder you're poor

>> No.14801939

Earning 5k from 0 dollars in 1 month is super unrealistic, so die I guess

>> No.14801940

>>14801901
absolutely based

>> No.14801942

>>14801878
Tell the wife that she needs to raid the joint account for $5k and that she’ll be using it to pay for sex with me when I get out.

>> No.14801948
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14801948

>>14801933
>gofundme
>earn
pick one dumb dumb

>> No.14801950

>>14801878
I post a GoFundMe on Reddit. I take the money from that and play online poker. Easy.

>> No.14801961

>>14801878
Become a Nigerian prince

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14801963

>>14801878
>write my dad an email to send me 5k
>get 5k next day
>leave room alive

>> No.14801964 [DELETED] 

>>14801938
Any guidance on learning how to spot good arbitrage opportunities? Any good tutorials / guides on this stuff you suggest?

>> No.14801976

GoFundMe

>> No.14801981

>>14801938
dropped a hard eth thanks

>> No.14801983

Browse Black Hat World
Type in advanced search "how to make money with 0 dollars"
Profit

I learnt so much information from that website. I am currently earning 10,000 a month from all of their methods. Started from the bottom, now we way up!

>> No.14801994

>>14801948
>anime poster
>retarded

every time

>> No.14802000

>>14801938
Any guidance on learning how to spot good arbitrage opportunities? Any good tutorials / guides on this stuff you suggest?

>> No.14802016

>>14801938
Thanks anon

>> No.14802019

>>14801994
>No, you!
Your next post would be "I was just pretending to be retarded."

>> No.14802043

>>14801938
thanks just sold 100k

>> No.14802051

>>14801963
>fictional scenario
>DADDY HALP!!!
it's ok to think outside the box once in a while

>> No.14802053

>>14801897
who the fuck still plays runescape

>> No.14802065

>>14801938
Damn. Wish I knew about this a week ago.
Still good arb

>> No.14802076

>>14801878
Like the inside of your cheek

>> No.14802088

>>14801938

Nice gem desu

>> No.14802092

Use the internet to call for help then masturbate till they show up

>> No.14802096

retrieve coins from brain wallet
sell
profit

>> No.14802098

>>14802053
/vg/ does. Feel free to call them faggots.

>> No.14802099

try to find free airdrops and stuff. Whenever i have 100 bucks i buy a fake rolex and sell for a few hundred. repeat untill 5k

>> No.14802109

i would arbitrage shitcoins from exchanges. i think it could work.

>> No.14802112

Use coinbase earn, convert to link or ethereum, try to swing your way up. In all honesty you're best off holding, but if you HAVE to do it in 30 days the only way you'd realistically 100x from that is with a lucky swing in some shitcoin.

>> No.14802126

>>14802112
waste of time with anything less than 20k or maybe even more

>> No.14802132

>>14801878
I die.

>> No.14802144

>>14801938
>>14801981
>>14802000
>>14802016
>>14802043
>>14802065
>>14802088
Babys first VPN?

>> No.14802153

>>14801878
scam people on ebay, sure the police will get to me, but I won't die.
Easy peasy

>> No.14802157

>>14801878
Contact a lawyer to initiate a lawsuit against whoever locked me up in the room.

>> No.14802164

>>14801878
Email the police. Tell them I’m being held for ransom. Refuse to pay

>> No.14802171

>>14801878
do my job remotely and earn more than that.

>> No.14802173

>>14802144
Babbys first day on /biz/? Stupid pajeet

>> No.14802186

>>14802051
>earn money or die situation
>trying to think outside the box for thirty days then dying

>> No.14802200

>>14801901
Extremely based

>> No.14802207

>>14801938
based

>> No.14802211
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14802211

>>14802171
Kek. This desu

>> No.14802228

play moon3d and earn more than 5k

>> No.14802311

pretend to be a little girl and get predators in chats to send me money to visit them or buy dessous

>> No.14802344

EASY

I SET UP A BRAP SHORTNAME, POST PICS OF MY CULO AND START GETTING THEM ETH STRAIGHT TO MY WALLET

>> No.14802382

Ask family and friends for money

>> No.14802383

Play some warframe and get lucky, sell rare mods and shit on ebay

>> No.14802421

>>14802173
Kys pathetic excuse of a human being

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>>14801878

I eagerly ask if the 30 day wait is a requirement or if they can simply kill me now

>> No.14802565

>>14802500
kek
i can relate

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14802591

It's easy man I'd be on live Jasmine then trade 24/7 hehe

>> No.14802605

claim sick leave from my work

>> No.14802625

>>14801878
>earn
>"a penny saved is a penny earned"
Log in to Amazon and buy thousands of dollars worth of shit on sale until the savings are greater than or equal to $5,000.

>> No.14802728

>>14801878
I would work from home like I do every weekday. 8k usd/month.

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14802755

>>14801938
You bring shame on yourself and family

>> No.14802771

>>14801878
why, sharpies in the pooper of course!

>> No.14802901

>>14801878
Use social engineering and phishing techniques to gain access to a popular mobile App's developer account. Preferably a fully-featured app that has read/write permissions to local storage.

I would then push an app update on the Google Play store that installs cryptolocker malware. The virus encrypts all of your personal data after 7 days, and the only way to unlock it is by sending bitcoin to my address. The waiting/dormant period is so that more normies update the app before Google's developers catch me and take it down.

I would then collect at least a few hundred thousand bucks worth of bitcoin from the retards who weren't smart enough to have a backup of their dumb vacation photos.

From there, I'd have at least a week to sell $5k USD worth of the bitcoin at some shady exchange overseas.

>> No.14802939

Beg on 4chan

>> No.14802955

>>14801878
Can't you just mine Bitcoin? Do you have to pay for electricity?

>> No.14802971

Photoshop some cool gadget. Launch Kickstarter campaign. Shill tf out of it 20 hours per day.

>> No.14803120

Nothing

>> No.14803144

>>14801878
Post on Twitter that my name is Vitalick Butter and I'm giving away free ETH

>> No.14803174

>>14801878
Download BlueStacks and make like 100 tinder catfish profiles selling nudes.

>> No.14803531

Launch a kickstarter
YouTube vlogs
Get 5k in donations

>> No.14803809

>>14801878
Claim all airdrops I can.
Sell for Eth.
Trade Eth on pump and dumps.
50/50 that I could get to 5k

>> No.14803980

Bitmex

>> No.14803999

>>14801901
holy based

>> No.14804159

>>14801878
Post videos appealing to 12 year old weebs on my YouTube account
Translate Japanese porn for 20 bucks an hour/50 bucks a doujin
Begin gambling with daytrading 5 days before the deadline depending on how well/poorly I'm doing

Might also look into scamming people by "helping" them turn fiat into crypto on fiverr and whatnot, faking a slew of positive reviews that emphasize that the process I use is "trustless" beforehand.

>> No.14804410

>>14801878
log in to my conebase acc sell half a btc
better than getting dabbed

>> No.14804425

i post my boipucci online and erp with crusty men
im very good at it

>> No.14804453
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14804453

>>14801878
I would just keep running my Minecraft server

>> No.14804509

>>14804159
>Translate Japanese porn for 20 bucks an hour
Lol they don’t get paid that much

>> No.14804630

break the lock, go to work as normal, pay rent.

>> No.14804731

>>14804509
You can ask for 40 if you've got a portfolio to show off. People pay a lot of money for translated CG sets and the like; a lot of translators also provide a way of crowdfunding projects.

>> No.14805188

>>14801878
suck 200 dicks for $25