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itt: dream homes
>>14783744Do you really want to get rich so you can buy a tacky home like this? God the nouveau riche are disgusting
>>14783823exactly why even get a fucking house when you can get a castlethe nu-rich are basedboys
>>14783823>tacky homeSpotted the amerimutt.Pic related is close to my dream home, its the Chatsworth House in England. I could settle for a French Chateau as well. Both would be beautiful.
>>14783744nigga go watch hgtv if you want dram homes
>>14783942Interior of the Chatsworth. It's stunning.
Pretty much this. I'd want electricity though
My dream home will make Versailles and the Biltmore Estate look like dog houses.
>>14783966>>14783942Plebbitor taste. Waddesdon Manor of the Rotschilds, now that's the real deal.
>>14783975Very cool, gothic forest home. Very cozy. >>14783977Breh, what would that even look like?
>>14783744A comfy medium size studio flat would make me happy. I'd want to be at least 60 before buying a hall or anything.
>>14783744I want one of those refurbished decommissioned nuclear missile silos. Just give it carpet, electricity, a large water tank, an industrial freezer, a good internet connection, and multiple layers of locking doors, and I'm set.
>>14784007That place is pointless it's just a live-in museum. Imaging owning a house that has rail guards up lmao
>>14783823that's nice. you're a moron
Those are a bit much, dont you think, anon?
>>14784052I think missile silos already have locked doors anon
>>14784057cope
>>14783744>not wanting a castle with a moat and drawbridge so you can LARP with your harem
>>14784064My dick is unironically 7 inches, I dont care what roasties think
>>14784013We will find out when I make it friend.
>>14784099Imagine the fuss every time you buy something online
Single painting from the Waddeson Manor costs more than most properties posted in this thread.People here have total plebbitor taste and cannot understand obscure, extremely rare Renaissance art, jade artisan crafts and other rarities. This is extremely true of Americans who cannot even differentiate what is really expensive and elite items: for most Americans shiny plastic looks expensive
>>14784052what apocalypse are you expecting?
Eurofag here, my dream would be to own a historical castle. Keep it authentic and only make a few rooms liveable and invite lots of people for Sexparties.
>>14784179ill have my garrison ride out on horseback and meet the amazon guy
Portland checking in
>>14783744i literally want to live in a hutbut i need money for land
>>14784208>ill have my garrison ride out on horseback and meet the amazon guy
A Wendy's bathroom with a never ending line of BBWs standing outside, waiting to bring be tithings of cheeseburgers, tendies, milkies, and pussy.
>>14784184Agree on your points!
>>14784260sounds horrible. land costs virtually nothing if you want to live far from a city though
>>14783744Why TF do anons want a house so big and unmanageable that you would need literal pajeet staff living with you to maintain it?.......like do you plebs not realize this is the opposite of comfy? Imagine paying a staff of 15 people, having to talk to them, hear about their families, give them gifts and cards during Christmas, etc, etc. KEK! Yeah let me make it and then have to be a small business for 15 ppl just to maintain my ugly looking home, KEK
>>14783942>>14783966>>14784007Imagine that maintence and cleaning.
18/19th century called and want their houses back biz
>>14784309I want a big house so my family can live with me.
>>14784309big houses can be managed if you have multiple wives with many children
>>14784184I'm more interested in aesthetic beauty than owning expensive treasures. My house would probably be something like an ancient Roman palace with inner courtyards and also some themed sections with different aesthetics like a Japanese wing and a surrealist/modern wing.
>>14784309>>14784329That's why you hire a property manager desu. Some of you guys really won't make it if you ever become rich. Think outside of the box!
something like this>>14784432>themed sections with different aesthetics like a Japanese wing and a surrealist/modern wing.based
>>14783823>That >TackyBoy what's wrong with you?
>>14784432This. All of this. Big homes like that are not meant to be "livable' but more for the beauty and knowing in 300yrs it will still be standing.
>>14784444checkedalso very American taste anon, not bad.
>>14784309yeah the necessity of having a big staff for cleaning and maintenance would put me off having something too big desu
>>14784513>Picture of African kid on the wallKEK
My dream is being able to afford a home
>>14784643Don't worry anon, you'll get there!
Not even a contest.
>>14784643/thread
>>14784715Have you ever actually been? That house is super uncomfortable to walk in, fallingwater doesn’t accommodate non-manlets
I want something exactly like pic related. It will be a flattened foot hill top with a nice wall around the edge that provides an incredible view out into the middle of a vast valley. Preferably facing Southwest so sunsets will be an angle every night.
>>14784715Is that the house from ex machina
>>14783744inb4 weaboo
>>14784442Great so now I have to sign the checks for the property manager and hear about their family and speak to them whenever there is an issue, great, how fucking great. Not to mention driving home and having to say hi to the 12 day laborers working on my property, not to mention the cook named Maria and the Polack named Joanna who is dusting the curtains, fucking great, I am a small economic machine for about 25 ppl and have to interact with them all just to go from the bathroom to the kitchen. Fuck you anon, fuck you. This is the opposite of comfy!Me when I make it I will make a Batcave type space since I am a NEET at heart. Maybe you guys are ready to settle down and have a giant family but not all of us are boomers.
>>14784804It is designed by Frank Lloyd as the title of the image says as well.
>>14783744
also, this
>>14784804no. also the house from that movie is actually two houses. one hotel and a private cabin
Damn you guys are true idiots. You just posting homes only billionaires could afford. Sorry, no one here will be come a billionaire. Set realistic standards childish retards
also with a private Library like thisfuck you people, you made me dream
I don’t mean to seem like I care about material things, like a social status. I just want four walls and adobe slats for my girls.
I'm a brainlet when it comes to housing architecture, what exactly is considered a "proper" mansion instead of a McMansion?
>>14785048One like OP posted would be considered something like this
>>14784775Saw something similar on Fine & Country. in UK, think it was like 4 million bong
>>14784931what are you going to put in there? Line the walls with books you're never going to read?
Dont have a picture, but my dream home is comfy house on a huge plot of land
>>14784931t. intellectual tard
>>14784775reminds me of this
>>14785232more
I just want a commons that doesn't feel impoverished and uncivilized..
>>14784857>>14784775>>14784052all of these
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uEoN9C9wQ0
>>14785270
Unironically
Beachfront/ocean inlet access. Contemporary with high tech. Sized to easily maintain clean without a staff. Salty air and tropical weather ftw anons
https://youtu.be/YdGymhueLxMWoolworth building penthouse
Guys what the fuck is a millennial to do?Parents want us out.Real estate prices are insane.Rental prices are insane for dogshit apartments.I have been racking my brain for weeks and I see no solution.
>>14784844The idea is that when you have that kind of country influencing money, creating jobs to burn away $30-60K salaries to people a year to manage your stuff is no problem to you.You should also have money making you money anon. When I make it, I will have my neet node up and running to pay for my obnoxiously expensive NYC penthouse and will have other projects to keep the money flowing.
>>14784927From the OP> DREAM HOMES
>>14784715> "one jew cube please!"
>>14784007christ thats a useless hallway
>>14784844This. Thread full of normies. Hope you sold your shitcoins retards.
>>14784013>what would that even look like?A whole mountain converted into layers and layers of terraced gardens and interlinked sub-palaces.
>>14784857kek. Was looking at that place the other day on Zillow
>>14785368Van life bro
>>14785213Is that near Shittsburgh?
>>14783744Nothing more than this.
>>14784715>>14784732that's gotta be super noisy, like bikers revving the engine 24/7
>>14785321>PedoBased
I already live in one of these tho
>>14784857>4 patios, 0 bbqsnpc core at its finest
Actually, unironically thisAll I need is a laptop, a stable internet connection, electricity provided by solar panels on the roof and water purifier/tank for drinking water and shower.
>>14785793This is more expensive than you might think especially sprinters. But if you have the money to burn on constant and costly maintenance, why not.
>>14784920There's something appealing about an apartment like this. I'm going back and forth on whether I want to buy an expensive home or live in an expensive apartment. The home makes more financial sense, but that view and that style. The thought of making that my workspace is incredibly enticing.
>>14785793My Winabeggo Boldt will be parked at my beachouse
>>14785849Surely has to be 10x cheaper than buying a house or god forbid renting. I don't really see why it would need some crazy maintanance besides the typical car stuff like oil and tires.
>>14783966That place has roaches anon. Rats. Stop
>>14785949It is a Mercedes tho. If you don't get a six cylinder diesel they tend to be pretty hit and miss.
>>14784057>Imaging owning a house that has rail guards up lmaoThis is a new level of autism/neckbeardism/being out of reality
>>14785651Based
>>14785949So the old pre 04 sprinters are diesels, while a well maintained one will last a while, the maintenance is generally more expensive than a gas powered vehicle. It's also difficult to find a well maintained pre 04 sprinter for a decent price. You can go with the post 04 models but they are filled with electronics that are unreliable (planned obselecense possibly). The gas engine likely won't live past 500k miles like a good diesel would. As for housing, yea it's cheaper than a mcmansion but there's plenty of places you can buy cheap real estate. t. real estate investorEven just buying land and building a house is massively cheaper than van life. Renting is not though.
Unironically just want to live in a pleasure way van down by the river
>>14785887Condos are better if you don’t have big dogs and can handle paying pricy HOA fees
>>14786170Good idea. This would be a good compromise.
>>14784882>bethesda designs a house
>>14785169Based.
Even if I somehow make it, New Zealand is where i will continue living. No house taxes, rich friendly neighborhoods all around and somewhat cheap if you make it. Here are a list of homes i would get (only one of them not all of them):https://www.realestate.co.nz/3504343https://www.realestate.co.nz/3492240But this is the one i would get, its quiet, cheap and beautiful:https://www.realestate.co.nz/3228862
just look at this bad boy in argentina. https://www.christiesrealestate.com/sales/detail/170-l-78116-1305141650004929/magnificent-property-in-patagonia-esquel-cb-u9200
>>14784184Expensive/historical shit hoarders, nothing to do with taste or beauty. Not that I condemn the conservation of historical pieces.
Why not a private island?https://www.vladi-private-islands.de/en/islands-for-sale/
>>14786377Enjoy pic related.
>>14786377Island fever
>>14786416>>14786450tfw no €45MM.
>>14786467I will buy that land when I become a billionaire off chainlink and make my own little house on the top of the mountain with a helipad.
>>14786467Greek Isle would be nice. Random Caribbean/Polynesian, ehh
>>14786545>>14786587Check the views.
>>14784190>bars on the ground floor windowsHoodcastle Manor!
>>14784841Looks like Ryo's house in Shenmue.
>>14783966I wouldn’t want to live in a museum personally.
>>14786275>https://www.realestate.co.nz/3228862not bad
>>14784283you, i like you
pic and jpg title related
>>14783975Based, but those woods look like skinwalker central. Great home but setting is a little too spooky for me.
would liek it to be beside a lake and hunting grounds so i can live off the land. Would also have a garden to a mini forest within the forest out the back to attract wild life
>>14784099Imagine the mosquitos
*and a mini forest i mean
Is it too late, bros?
>>14784715Awful taste. The sales pitch is literally>A house designed by manlets, for manlets
>>14787400show me your dream home
>>14783966I live 20 min from therealso i own chainlink so this is my dream house
>>14784715Finally something not fucking gay
>>14785566>Is that weed I smell?
>>14785201very comfy indeed
>>14785368buy link obviously
>>14785566Been there. Upgraded to an RV after a while. Comfy as fuck, and no more expensive than an apartment, plus I can haul ass outta town within the hour if I choose to.
>>14784099This nigga knows where it's at.I'm thinking I own an Island with a castle surrounded by water at the center so I have at least two moats.Everyone else here is thinking like poors.One of the guys from my gym's dad owned a castle before his whore wife took it in the divorce.
>>14785368Buy some land out in the country and get a (nice) used trailer. Wont cost more than 20k at the most
>>14783823>ie CEO of CopeCothats a nice ass house
>>14784844I have had to still don't get a response from you
>>14784844if you can afford a 50 million dollar place it shouldnt be a problem to hire a groundskeeper
>>14783744you can never fully own any property anywhere in the world. therefore i will always live on ships. and im not posting my 118ft ship.
>>14785378>aspiring to live in cucked NYC>implying I take advice from KEKS
I work at the beach.I've worked beach maintenance for several years.All those beachfront properties are incredibly overrated.The constant maintenance, the property taxes, the salt air destroying your home and vehicles, etc.etc.The parking is horrendous, beach erosion IS a thing, the houses are smashed up together, everything is way more expensive, you stop smelling the sea air after a year or two and so on and so forth.Hey, I get it. You like the beach.Great!You know who else likes the beach?EVERYONE ELSE!Drunks, tourists, homeless, especially the homeless, all love the beach and will be all around your property, parking In your spaces every fucking day.
>>14783744My dream house is the exact same SA footage that I have now, + a giant fucking garage. I mean, able to fit 100+ cars. American, European, Japanese, every single car I’ve ever wanted. No super cars though, never really been into them. Pic related is my current garage
>>14789712sq footage**
>>14784057>its just a live in museumThis is a pro not a con
>>14783966Boring. I want to live in a modern hygenic castle with floor to ceiling windows in every room capturing the best views for miles.
I want a comfy nuclear submarine totally outfitted with crew and food and a onboard serverfarm for hosting the internet from under the sea once the zombies overrun the surface.
>>14789795>overrun the surfaceThis is an interesting apocalypse scenario where zombies overrun the ocean as well, rendering boats useless. Top marks anon.
>>14784120>bragging about 7 inches the mcmansion of cock sizes
>>14789819Basically I jad something like the game Soma in mind when typing this.
>>14789863*I had something like*
>>14784309high iq posti don't want to deal with fulltime staff fuck that. landscaping crew and cleaners once a week.
>>14784513>Zebra rug>Slowly spreading fungal infection chairAside from that it's a nice classical study.
>>14789300You must work at PCB or some shit. No one will be able to come close to my beachfront property
>>14789712303w last name bundy. You dun goofed
>>14785378>>14788980>what is reading comprehensionthis anon knows he'll have the money to support groundskeepers/prop managers in this hypothetical - he is saying he doesn't want to INTERACT with them since naturally they'll be other living human beings with their problems all up on and inside of his property all day every day. There is no escape from this reality other than simply living somewhere small that you can manage nearly 100% by yourself while still having mostly free time.
>>14783744My dream house is the one from the first mission of Hitman 2, right on the beach and super modern.
I want basically the house in Ex Machina. Same setting, at least, but I'd put my own style onto it.I don't want any old shit. Everything would have a modern, clinical aesthetic clinical. Floors would be mostly carpeted (with very expensive carpet) for the comfyness factor.
i just want something like pic related. I once went into a place like this and fell in love immediately comfy beyond recognition. Could live here well into my 90s
I just want to have a house that isn't too far from a city but still is located in deep woods with back yard of deep woods.
>>14784052>carpet
>wanting to inhabit the shells of the aristocracy and not wanting to pursue a custom design that combines classical ideals with modern ergonomics The absolute fucking state of you try hards
>>14785324is this what's under this >>14785321
>>14790599Nice
>>14788853Literally what you described cost my parents 40k fifteen years ago.
>>14783744This "little Place" seems rather quaint.
>>14790599Way more comfy than most in this thread
>>14785887Because a view like that helps you absorb the power of wagie normies.
>>14790739Finally, someone with some fucking sense.
>>14783823People who use French words for no reason are disgusting But yeah that roof is unsightly and tacky as fuck
>>14783823This. The absolute state of nubiz.
>>14788692your gym has a dad?
>>14783975fuckin basedhopefully you own guns and know how to shoot though
>>14792620i dont own any but plan to when i have enough money to own a place like that
>>14787123they can come visit anytime
All of these homes are fucking ugly with the exception of the wooden one in the woods.You all come off as desperate losers who have no sense of scale and simply want BIG BIG because you're a consumer.
>>14783975Don't hurt yourself with that edge man
>>14790118This one? It's based on a real house in Massachusetts. Also it was featured prominently in the movie Ghost Writer (2010) - good movie by the way.
>>14786852Its a beauty
What's with all of you fucking braindead nouveau riche normalfags on /biz/ lately. Braindead consumer Bilzerian wannabe retards, get the fuck off my board.
I just want a comfy house with a pool in french provence, mansions/castles are overkill imo
Nothing amazing, just a comfy stuga by the lake and maybe an apartment in the city.
Most beautiful home I ever saw. In miami. Needs a massive wall though
>>14793551Just means there’s a new generation of 20 year old faggots that actually believe ChainLink will go to $1k EOYand that their 10k stack will make them rich
A modest flat on the beach in the Caymans and a nice large estate somewhere in rural Wyoming or Montana
>>14785324Based
>>14793869I grew up right next to it. Top comfy.
>>14784444Nice Chainlink shaped pool
>>14783744Dumping a bunch
>>14784732>Have you ever actually been?Have you? Wtf?
>>14784715
99% of this shit building probably not having even remotely fast internet.i need a 100m2 apartment in eastern europe with the fastest internet possible.everything else is bullshit
this place is perfect. 22 pics up on the link. on the market now and yours for £30,000,000.https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-82799195.html
>>14783744>all of these posts>not one Versailles.pngnever gonna make it
ITT: nouveau riche. Not a single tasteful pick here yet lads.
pretty stupid picks in here, fucking boomers everywhere.
>>14797538
>>14787123>skinwalkerdelete your post you fucking maniac
>>14783744i like to live modestly
A-Frames ftw. Fuck mansions.
>>14786366>nothing to do with taste or beauty.protip: it does. you're just an uneducated pleb and it shows
>>14797464true. nobody here knows one of the most beautiful places on earth is in switzerland in the middle of vineyeards.
>>14786646>>14786377holy shit man I NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED to make it
>>14797931oh man you have exqisuite taste anon I'm mirin hard
>>14798208Cozy as fuck dude
>>14798166
>>14784643What about an armchair made of human leather?
I just want a comfy suburban house and a big backyard to mow, but a big complex would be nice for projects.
>>14785793I wouldn't mind that, but I need space to pace around when I watch my anime.
>>14785793I like the pillow that says 'home.' A subtle way to convince someone that their mobile prison cell is an actual home.
>>14790083You have a point we didn't address but he did say this:>I have to sign the checks for the property managerwhich sparked the post as we felt the money was also an issue.
>>14795896This but put it somewhere far north like Siberia or Northern Scandinavia, make it camouflagable so light doesn't shine outside (preferably with a sealed bunker-tier giant sliding steel gate that has camouflage paint), and extend it with a huge ventilated underground bunker plus a storage freezer where you can keep stockpiled food for decades. Also add a powerful-enough generator with enough replacement parts and a separate stockpile of enough fuel for basic heat of two rooms plus their lights lasting for 50 years. Lastly, put it next to a lake for infinite water supply and potentially fish for that vitamin D, and it's literally my dream house. Basically, https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2017-10-20/this-14-7-atlanta-home-with-bunker-said-to-be-safest-in-america but better
>>14785530>>14795885you have good taste
Would live in this one
>>14784920>>14785887>>14791151all that. living on the top is amazing. and ideally you'd have both, a condo and a nice house somewhere.
How much chainlink for this?
>>14799237This looks like it could house 100 people.
>>14799912you're were so close I had to look it up>Guests:>36 in 18 cabins>Crew:>60 in 30 cabins
imagine bitcoin hitting $18,000,000 and chainlink hitting $47,000 in 2021 on the back of a huge stock market collapsenow imagine each and every fren in this thread actually doing what he said he'd doI want to see the drama frens
>>14800358I wonder how many people go completely batshit insane with their new wealth should those levels be reached.I hope nobody's mentioned their current holdings to anyone if they are currently not rich.
>>14783744I would get a loft apartment in NYC with big windows and tall ceilings because that's what thots are impressed by.
>>14792590When a mommy gym and a daddy gym love eachother very much they make a baby gym but sometimes the mommy gym is a whole and is filled with pumping man muscles so she runs off with the daddy gym's castle and all he has to look forward to are sweaty thots sweating all over him.
>>14800123Heh, but I totally underestimated the crew it would need, was guessing max 20.
>>1478436521st century called and they said the government has set forth a mandate to jam you inside of a tiny clown apartment with only one room full of utilities hidden in the walls that you convert from a kitchen to a bedroom to a bathroom as you need it, designed by a pink-haired feminist communist (whose work was subsidized on your dollar) that took inspiration from living in a dumpster for a month and approached the project with the explicit intent to crush the white male soulthe apartment is located in a centrally-planned inner-city area flooded with somalians who were imported on your dollar and the apartment will cost you $1,000 per month at first, rising to $2,000 and then $3,000 as the growing needs of street crack addicts and people of color challenge the government who have such a hard time facing these challengesif you have trouble paying, take out a loan and blame the free market and call for the expansion of government powerdiversity is our greatest strength, defeat whiteness>>14785098clearly, he's thinking of putting himself in there for extended periods of timesome enjoy reading real books in relatively remote solitude
i want to be super mega rich but honestly want a not very big houserustic, maybe of big woodwith massive wooden doors, with wooden bed with fur sheets
>>14799824a few hundred
>>14784804god how young are you
>>14784927You're right, I have 3 million ORN so 150 million is the best I can hope for in the next few years
>>14801344Yeah, I would never want a mansion, but I would like nice big rooms, that could be because I have no life and want to have a computer with a lot of large screens attached though.
https://www.mansionglobal.com/articles/pablo-picasso-s-french-riviera-mansion-has-a-new-owner-77318
>>14784052>unnerground>power goes out>giant steel security door locked shut>enough food for a month, you die slowly
>>14784283I want to dive into her ass and swim around
>>14785162O U T E R B A N K SA E S T H E T I C
Fuck thatI'm not paying the state a shit ton in property taxes because I own some expensive house. My dream house is just functional and rural.
>>14802640"Let us become intimate with poverty so that Fortune may not catch us off our guard".
>>14784844>he doesn't want a moderately sized house that can be effectively cleaned by one maid that you bang on the regular>you will never knock her up and watch her husband raise your son (who's schooling and meals you graciously pay for)
>>14786336imagine living in a country with a 40% interest rate
>>14786336>Price on requestreally grinds my gears
You niggers need taste
I'm actually surprised this isn't shilled more here. People talk about living in their vehicles, but what about living in a vehicle that can also earn you 6 figures?
>>14786467Id love an island but is it just me that would get paranoid of random fucks sneaking ashore and snooping around without me knowing?? Id have to have Area51 style motion detectors and some sort of private security around.
>>14804112Fuck that, its like living at wendy's
>>14804112>living in a vehicle that can also earn you 6 figures?>dude just absolutely TRUCK your physical health lma0yeah I wonder why
>>14804112fucking 6 figure faggot
>>14804112your swift drivin ass ain't making anywhere near 6 figures, and the ones that do make low 6-figures for a shit-tier lifestyleGo to school or learn a trade, driving trucks is for hill-billies and immigrants
>>14796112I need to at least three monster energies to finsih the mowing on this. Hardly seems worth it. And are you a rapper by any chance?
>>14797931>>14795896>>14795885>>14799824>>14804075At last, some men of culture.
>>14787218you want to live in montana because then your white wife will have a hard time finding a black bull to cheat with? she will still do it
nothing too crazy. just a nice 1 story home with a pool in a warm location.