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Background:
> really quite good looking white guy
> 32yo, bong
> single because gf couldn't handle bear markets
> QNT whale
> millionaire
> property as well

Story:
> out at a bar on Saturday night
> get talking to a girl from NZ who's travelling around
> she isn't disgusted by me
> I'm drunk as fuck but having a good time
> she follows me all night and to a club with music we like
> dancing etc
> start to ""joke"" about our future together, let's go to Ibiza etc
> going well
> pretty sure I'll bang her
> sitting outside to smoke
> friend comes over to cockblock/talk (30/m cryptard) and mentions crypto
> girl says she has crypto
> oh, what have you got?
> you might not have heard of it
> try me
> "it's called chain link"
> my fucking face when
> autism mode engaged
> beep beep bloop
> I start aggressively pressuring her to reveal her stack
> 1000 thoughts in my head, none can get out
> drunkenly trying to explain quant but can't express it
> can see her becoming uncomfortable
> autism continues
> I demand to know if she's on /biz
> she says something about the gains this year
> I say y-y-y-yea I know but fucking q-q-quant and omgomgomg
> she says she bought link at 20c (marines confirm this is possible?)
> autism continues
> she is becoming visibly uncomfortable
> I realise, suggest we go inside to dance
> she says she's going home
> can't recover it, she's freaked out and goes home
> delete her number to make sure I don't sperge on her any more

I wonder if she's reading this. Sup, want to come to Ibiza still?

>> No.14774926

>>14774912
Fag OP

>> No.14774929

>>14774912
Good job loosing your shit

>> No.14774934

>>14774912
This didn't happen and you are attempting to shill QNT.
FUCK OF KIKE I'M NOT SELLING A SINGLE ONE

>> No.14774935

Fake: anon talked to grill
Gay: hung out with friend instead of grill.

>> No.14774938

fake and gay.

>> No.14774943

>>14774912
this is probably going to become a good pasta if it is not that yet

>> No.14774947
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14774947

>>14774934
Check my ID, 1k EOY.
We are the kikes now.

>> No.14774958

>>14774912
>(marines confirm this is possible?)
Fag

>> No.14775281

>>14774947
Kek based ID
How many QNT for whale status?

>> No.14775383

there are virtually no female linkmarines except tiger mommy and blythe mommy

>> No.14775438

>>14774947
close but no cigar

>> No.14775439

>>14774912
Fake because girls only hold crypto with shiny marketing.

>> No.14775441

>>14775383
She must be on biz. If you're reading this, pls respond

>> No.14775776

>>14775441
She is fucking chad anon. Forget her.

>> No.14775815 [DELETED] 

>>14775441
And don't forget to thank me

https://imgur.com/uoJcGpl

>> No.14775941

>>14774912
> delete her number to make sure I don't sperge on her any more

At least you had the good sense to do that. You're gonna make it fren.

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14776065

>>14774912
Kek, quant incels have no chance on Link stacies. Just forget about it anon. I have autism aswell I know the feel, time will make it heal.

>> No.14776329

>>14775776
can comfirm, fucking her as we speak. she likes my 25k link stack foggot OP.

>> No.14776527

>>14776329
She gave me all four holes and I'm only a 240 Linklet, I think she's just easy brah.

>> No.14776807

>>14775941
All sperging aside, this is a good policy that I always follow. If she's not interested, delete contact details. It will save you from embarrassment next time you're drunk.

>> No.14777107

>>14776329
What a little baby stack to match your baby dick. Wait til she sees my 100k stack.

>> No.14777138

>>14774912
wtf did i just read

>> No.14777146

>>14777107
>100k stack.

mfw when I have more QNT than you have LINK.

OP here btw, on my PC now. Femanon pls respond, I promise I won't sperge out again! We can go to Ibiza.

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14777155

>>14776065
<-- fix yourself

>> No.14777317

Mentioning QNT to a Female Anon.

No wonder you didn't dip the biscuit

>> No.14777390

>>14774912
I didn't know you're 32. You act like a teenager.

>> No.14777414

>>14774935
back to plebbit

>> No.14777428

>>14777390
Welcome to the internet.

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14778288

>>14777390
most millennials and forward with internet access doesn't grow up. both genders, it's especially sad for women tho since they have a biological clock.

>> No.14778928

>>14777146
lmao I remember you
I'll hang out and talk crypto with you only if you send me 2k link
0x449B3Ab8fc1534458c30Fe6DE61677764136C834

>> No.14778961

>>14774943
On Reddit maybe, fuck off.

>> No.14779023

>>14774912
That was me. The truth is I only talked to you out of pity because you looked so sad and lonely at the bar. You’re not really my type and there’s zero chance I would ever have sex with you.

>> No.14779193

>>14779023
>there’s zero chance I would ever have sex with you.
All women believe this, until you watch a romantic comedy with them.

>> No.14779291

>>14774912
>>14779023
shes larping op, it was actually me. weird i didnt think youd post on here but this is going to be a funny pasta now :)