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1477124 No.1477124 [Reply] [Original]

i anonymously need some money. I thought that this is a good place to start. Any suggestions?

>> No.1477130

>>1477124

>anonymously
Good luck, sucker

You could donate your plasma but that's not really anonymously.

>> No.1477136
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1477136

>>1477124
Start a cult. Go door to door introducing people into it and make sure you hire somebody cute to come with you and dress really edgy. Talk with them about your religion every once and a while and set dates where you all get together inside a rented building and have a party or maybe even a day at the part meet up if your jack broke. Then you just start making people pay as you get more and more members. It's literally full proof

>> No.1477165

Rob people wearing a guy fawkes mask

>> No.1477180

How much and how quickly?

Queue the knee guys right about now------->

>> No.1477317

>>1477124
how much

>> No.1477336

F this OP, i need it more

https://www.paypal.me/X0042/

>> No.1477831

knee pads senpai

>> No.1477848

>>1477124
>>1477336

Relax... there is enough anon tubesteak for both of you