/biz/ - Business & Finance

tell her she gets the dick when she has a suicide stack of LINK. No exceptions.

I figured if I show her some memes it would help

>he talks about crypto to normals
>he shills to roasties
Cringed out of my chair

>>14751371
Lmao based OP. What Chad profile pics to use? Im /nothalfbad/ but we need uberchad pics that are beleivable but will still have strong influence on them
>Whatever u say Chaddd :heartemoji:

>>14751359
based and linkpilled

>>14751388

Not sure if the memes helped, but the wench will regret not listening to this handsome retard in a few years

Absolutely fucking based. Doing gods work OP

>>14751454
This is why kek’d hard

Fucking kekked thanks for sharing LOL

>>14751454
>intentionally inducing future noLINKer syndrome in roasties
based

We’ll see if this one bites.

I called her “Milky” instead of “Milly” to keep her on her toes. Should work out pretty good

>>14751539
>“Milky”
Based

>>14751539
enough

>>14751539
>to keep her on her toes
sure

this is unironically the most based thing I ever saw
also the last meme from >>14751410 killed me

>>14751388
LOL if I didn't know what Chainlink was and got these memes from a stranger, I would think they're legitimately crazy.

>>14751539
hit her with the collective positive thought pasta

>>14751355
why are they starting to write you?

>>14751539
updates w/ Milky!

>>14751355
lmao sending this to @tinder_coach

>>14751624
Please post. I don’t actually have it.

You are doing God's work OP.

>>14751642
WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER

DO NOT UNDER ESTIMATE THE POWER OF POSITIVE THOUGHT! ESPECIALLY COLLECTIVE POSITIVE THOUGHT!!

THIS SHIT IS GOING TO REACH $1,000 EASILY! HOLD THAT THOUGHT AND VISUALIZE IT IN YOUR MIND EVERYDAY AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE STARTING NOW AND IT WILL MANIFEST INTO REALITY. DO IT! I'M NOT JOKING!

VISUALIZE AS OFTEN AND AS DETAILED AS POSSIBLE!

>>14751624
THISTHISTHISTHISTHIS

Thanks for laugh anon.

>>14751640
Milky is from a while ago. I’ve been off the app for a few weeks. I just swiped right on a huge swath of thots. So by the evening hopefully a few will match and say hi. Will either bump or create new thread with the results.

good thread op, good thread

>>14751388

>>14751649
Oh fuck, she unmatched me. Darn

>>14751667

i can't wait....i legit kek'd the whole way through the earlier shots. I legit look forward to seeing more roasties being taught the good word.

>>14751539
>I called her “Milky” instead of “Milly” to keep her on her toes

god i fucking miss messing with these hoes on tinder and bumble

>>14751667
>Have you heard the good news?
>What's that?
>OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR SERGEY THE NAZARENE HAS COME TO SET US FUNDAMENTALLY FINANCIALLY FREE!

Send an etherscan link to a dev wallet and tell her it's yours

Look guys how she doesn’t even gives the slightest fuck trying to get rich. Life must be nice being neurotypical and socially well adjusted

Buy brapper fagloids

non linker reporting in. this thread is gold

>>14751801
How do you live with yourself knowing you could have hundreds of thousands of dollars by now if you would have just listened in 2017?

>>14751371
cringey cock sucking faggot kys holy shit

>>14751388
fucking hell, I made one of these

Had to go a little more enthusiastic on this one to try and revive a dead convo. But I think she may be receptive to the light. Let’s see how this plays out.

>>14751812
shutup queer this shit is gold

>>14751809
I had 90k linkies at one point... that i sold for 3x....
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>14751746
Men build resources, women spend resources.

>>14751825
Cropped some of that out by accident

lmfao at this whole thread. keep posting

Hey man I really like your linkie memes, if you have a sec could you post a few here?

The virgin pick up artist vs the chad LINK meme master

Keep spreading the good word brother

Alright, we’re keeping things movin along here.

Also, I’ll have you all know, this one is actually cute and I’m a very lonely man.

Also, Praise be to Sergey, May his enemies be smitten

This one is obviously intimidated by fervor and conviction with which I speak. I’ll try using emojis and see if that will be easier for us to communicate.

>>14751947
DONT blow this one OP. SHE WANTS THE STINKY LINKY

>>14751359
>"Is this what you sell or something?"
Oh no no no Danielle, there's been a misunderstanding, no no I'm NOT selling, not one of these babies. Ever.

>>14751947
>she wants to be informed

nigga...

I find this all quite pathetic.

Topkek

>>14752014
>on a more grounded note

stealing that

>>14752042
Kek, wish I had thought of that.

>>14751947
She wants the D

Alright, milky’s In. I’m gonna ease her into this one’s

>>14752089
Damn OP at this rate none of these lovely ladies are going to buy our heavy ass $4 bags

Based

>>14752115

cringe pls stop this

>>14752089
Keep doing God's work anon.

I wish I could get matches. I wish I had a gf.

>>14752125
I’m pretty sure they’re all already buying.

>>14752166
Just BE yourself.

>>14751355
femanon here. if you were decent looking and sent me some retard link memes, i’d go out with you. what city are you in?

>>14751371
Amazing

>>14752166
why have a gf when u can have linkies

niggers tongue my anus

North Texas, What about you?

>>14752042
Fucking KEK

>>14752260
London

>>14752345 < that was at you>>14752260

>>14751539
OP you are a legit god, thanks for the laughs

>>14752365
I’m in NYC. Are you going to the Evian Christ trance party on Saturday by any chance?

>>14752420
Lady, you’re talking to the wrong guy.

I’m OP.

And my brother and best friend live in London. I’m there all the time

>>14751410
>>14751410
OP or someone please post the last meme. I want to make a print of it for my living room

>>14752441
>lady

>>14752420

I'm not but I'm a musician so have friends who perform at corsica and general area, jazz cafe etc often. you going?

>>14752391
tell her that is why she will stay poor

>>14752166
Getting matches isnt the hard part its continually keeping up the texting nonsense. There must be an attractiveness threshold where you can go from getting matches to getting dates/fucking without a whole lot of back and forth online convo, and I'm below it.

>>14752441
Thank you for correcting me, kind sir. Either way, I’m in NYC and not in London.

>>14752391
Kek

>>14752464
No, but I know some bizraelis who are. I was wondering if you run in that social circle.

>>14752515
didn't even know that many UK peeps on biz desu

>>14752476
you must not be white.

>>14751436
>>14752391
Based.

>>14751436
>Thanks. I hope I find a wife

>>14751927
Stop telling people where I live

>>14752549
No I'm white, 6 ft 3 in, just not a very good face (although I take time to get decent pics, considering im like 4/10 face-wise), just introverted and not very good, apparently, at texting game.

As I said I get plenty of matches just suck at transforming them into actual dates/lays

>>14752477
Well, I’m in New York for fun sometimes.

Here’s a throwaway email: thisimypassword@protonmail.com

If you’re actually a girl who frequents biz and aren’t fucktard ugly, I’d go out for a drink or something with you too.

>>14751388
holy shit my sides

>>14752637
I’m pretty hot. If you saw me you definitely wouldn’t think I frequent this website. I’d post a pic but I’m very worried anons would pull a HWNDU on me. How old are you?

>>14752477
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

>>14751900
>keked and checked

My turn

>>14752705
holy shit shes an english major and doesn't know the word "paradigm"

what the fuck I HATE ROASTIES. GOD FUCKING DAMNIT.

>>14752391
based kek, normies gon norm

>>14752723
Shows how much they learn in school
How the income disparity is not 10x greater is beyond me

>>14752705
Is she being sarcastic

>>14752672
Shit larp

>>14752672
I’m 30 but look young and I’m definitely not ugly.

I won’t post and actual photo of myself either, but here’s a painting a friend did of me in my bathroom so you can at least kind of get an idea of what I look like.

>>14752166
How much time per day on average do you spend working out? How much time do you spend cultivating interesting hobbies and skills?

Pt.2

>>14751355
cringe

Kaiso rotsen

This thread is blessed by kek

>>14751388
>>14751410
>>14751421
>>14751436
Can you drop your memes here?

>>14752793
>english major
>memes on her with words instead of pictures
This guy fucks

>>14751827
Holy shit

Whats ur plan once the singularity begins?

Unironically pretty curious

>>14752812
Lmaaaoo
>tfw its true at a primal level

My fucking sides went into orbit thanks OP

>>14752821
You’d like to know mah sekrets?!

>>14751812
Your the cringey one

>>14752711
underrated

>>14752845
No reply yet... sigh

>>14752812
>The former can be highly erotic
You are fucking based marine. God speed.

>>14752042
top fucking kek

i wish i was good looking enough to get matches and do this. its a shame im an ugly cunt

I hope you find a wife OP with these dubs.

>>14752924
why not just use somebody else's pictures then? you're never going to meet them so what's the difference?

>>14752919
Just leave it at that then its perfect bait. Spam Milky again just not my sweet Aryan Kati
>tfw you might actually have a chance after she inquires more
>tfw I downloaded this image in late 2018

>>14751359
>is this what you sell
I'M NEVER FUCKING SELLING, DANIELLE. YOU HEAR ME?

>>14751355
OP you are a man amongst men, absolutely based
God speed

>>14752919
>gosh I hope you are
Yablewit.jpeg. she posted a twitter gif man COMEON

>>14751355
>spread stupid memes to roasties on tinder
>they laugh at you
>in 2 years time when chainlink is huge
>they all remember you and regret

this is genius

Thanks for the laughs OP, this is one of the best threads I've seen in a while

Oh my god, Kati is my new girlfriend

this thots do not know fucking shit, they do not deserve to know.
fuck you OP

>>14752705
>I major in english
>had me until you used the word paradigm

The absolute state of fucking roasties

these fucking WHORES are really fucking stupid. I am really disappointed OP. why are you such a fucking cuck?

>>14753142
>>14753178

Nine of them are buying chainlink you brianlet.

based thread made me legit laugh.

(not even at suicide stack yet.... chainlink priced me out.)

>>14753139
she smart she loyal

>>14753194
where they here in 2017 before sibos? If the answer is no, they are worthless human beings and you are a fucking cuck for involving them

Do not belittle women or this thread will be closed.

>>14753249
if you don't hate women in 2019 you're beyond help, sorry anon

>>14753139
nah she just googled smart contracts

>>14753249

This is legit amazing op. Thanks for the Friday laughs

>>14753239
Kek

>>14753336
>>14753268
OP you've descended into pure madness, ease them into it

>>14753360
This one is too fat to have anything eased into her

>>14753360
kek

>>14753379
Maybe ease her into a nice bath while you feed her fatty foods, anon. Get her nice and plump.

This guy again. Gosh, it's like he's the physical manifestation of socially autistic embarrassment.

>>14753490
you have bad taste nigger

>>14753490
I’ll suck your dick you faggot

>>14753549
Prove it. Right here, right now, in front of everyone.

>>14753549
>>14753559
here we go boys a good old fashioned suck & fuck

>>14752705

this was painful to read, holy fuck, literally felt a punch in my stomach, jesus christ woman

>>14753632
this shitpost at a very high level good work anon

this thread is so god damned good

Jesus fucking christ

>>14751421
>Ok enough
Simultaneously based and cringe.

>>14751355
lol i've been putting chainlink in my tinder profile or pictures

>>14753336
>READ THE WHITEPAPER
Top fucking kek, you are so based anon

>>14751355
>he doesnt have a waifu that draws his favorite link memes

never gonna make it, LINK waifu is beyond suicide stack anon

>>14754208
looks like you have a child bride

>>14754183
I hate art hoe cunts like this. Reminds me of my sister, which reminds me that my parents aren't together. Girls like this celebrate this kind of shit attitude as if it's powerful or admirable. I fucking hate it.

>>14753336
I knew from the get who this was. I love you tttt. You are beyond based and unfathomably redpilled. This community owes you an unending gratitude.

T. Your buddy the hillbilly weed farmer

>>14754183
>I think I'm in luv
>no you retard you're liv

>>14754183
>I think I'm in luv
>no you retard you're liv
>>14754286
KEK. Bodybagged.

>>14754183
Tell her about Delphi

I'm going to be sad when Chainlink moons hard. There won't be threads like this anymore. The real gains were the frens along the way.

>>14754367
I have no idea who that is. I sometimes post with the above trip when btfoing fudders.

>>14754470
Trip didn’t take

I wish I could do what op is doing but my girlfriend would murder me

>>14753249
imagine larping as a jannie

>>14751355
Okay guys we become the jews.

What we do is find 5 roasties a piece to buy into link.

thus pumping the stock


Then we dump.

Make a nice 30k and retire in the bahamas.

>>14751436
Wow extremely based and rare link memes

This has to be one of the best threads in /biz/ history.....so many keks were had tonight.

Do not let this die ANONS!...Do not let it DIE!

>>14755152
I’ll make more threads sometime soon. I had to leave the house for a bit and be around humans for a second. Going home to bed now. Maybe Sunday, I’ll start another.

The other anon had some pretty funny ones, maybe he can keep it going.

>>14751649
YOU ARE A MANIAC

>>14752166
kek, for some reason i imagined that when pepe's helium mask finally kills him, he will (for some reason) lose buoyancy and his flabby dead body will plummet to the ground

>>14752821
andrew is a NIGGER! A FUCKING NIGGGGEEEERRRRRRRRRRR

>>14751355
women are literally too stupid to many money without being a whore don't waste your time

>>14754183
>i think i'm in luv
respond "in a few hours i'm gonna be in liv"

>>14751379

I tried that with my gf, she moved out

>>14751436
Most based post of the month award, anon. Good shit.

>>14751436
One of the most based individuals on this entire shrimp farming forum

>>14754183
I think I'M in love. Op, thanks for posting this. You're a great man.

>>14751539

>>14751355
>>14751359
>>14751371
>>14751388
>>14751410
>>14751421
>>14751436
>>14751539
cringe

>>14751649
based and maniacpilled
also bump for OP, this shit is hilarious

Amazing thread OP! Please make a new thread as soon as your awake again!

Kek keep this shit going op

>>14751355
Thanks for the laughs op! Thoroughly enjoyed this thread.

>wake up
>see this
Wew lads I'm pissing myself rn

Toasting in ebin bred

>>14754183
are you using a chad pic?

Hahaha turned my shit day into a great laugh.

>>14752705
>Paradigm shirt

This thread gave me sixpack.

Boasting in ethic dead

>>14751436
Kek, I cried

Cringiest thread I've seen on /biz/ in a while. If OP is above 20, he should end his pathetic life asap.

>>14752919
>Gosh I hope you are
kek

>>14751539

what app is this

>>14758833
bumble

>>14753239
This one is the best

>>14757430
>Paradigm shirt
I mean, he's not wrong.
Freudian slit maybe.

>>14751539
hahahah

>>14751388
You really know your way with females, don’t you?

>>14751539
"milky"
the absolute state of my sides

btw are you larping as chad on bumble op or are you truly a chad. noway that girls write to you first without being somewhat of a chad

>>14760323
Its the whole concept of bumble you retard, girls talk first
Do you ever go out?

>>14760323
yeah bumble only girls can reply first.

Larp as a hot woman and get lonely men to buy link

>>14760323
As I mentioned earlier in the thread, I’m a slightly handsome retard.

>>14751355
Good thread OP. If you are using a troll account please make sure you do a follow up when all these roasties come crawling back to you once they realize what Link actually is and how much it is worth in the coming year or so.

>>14752672
Every fucking seven thinks they're a nine or ten. They also think 80% of men are below average. Fucking roasties god damn it.

>>14753204
Not gonna make it

Epic thread. Funny as fuck

How do you get girls on Bumble without letting them know you’re a millionaire from crypto but still ugly

>>14751624
DO IT! IM NOT JOKING!

I'm not even a linky but this thread made me kek, based anon

>>14761873
She unmatched me

See>>14752391

>>14752391
Kek'd so hard at this shit...lawd...this is how link gets spread to the normies

>>14753239
Oh fuck dude I'm crying

>>14754367
Hey, this is handbrake, OG member that was cut for inactivity.. send me an invite

>>14751615
That last fucking meme

>>14754470
He wasn't talking to you, faggot, he was talking to OP

>>14753239
Got em

>>14763168
I am OP, you dumb fuck

>>14763318
I guess my IP changed... but still, calm the fuck down and enjoy the thread like we all are.

you should at least try to get them to buy that would be more fun that spamming them with memes

>>14763426
>linkies have now resorted to selling their bags to random roasties

>>14763318
I'm gonna use this line sometime

>>14763318
Fuck that was good, and she looks pretty cute, nice job

>>14763426
No, it will be way more fun if in a year or too link moons and a few of them remember the conversation they had with a deranged but humble internet token salesman and think “oh fuck, had I listened to that weirdo, I could have been rich”.

>>14763470
>>14763486
Best one yet, OP what race are you?

>>14763555
trips of truth, I did this on tinder back in 2018, wonder if any of them are remembering the experience now

>>14763545
She’s the only one I actually wanna hang out with.

I could actually use some help bringing things back down to earth. It seems I only know how to talk to roasties on a crackhead wavelength.

>>14763564
Half Swiss half Irish German mutt.

>>14763585
That's the only way to talk to them. They may just find the psychotic investor schtick pretty attractive.

>>14763486

>>14757269
This is something I want to know too

>>14763470

Dude how high is ur IQ. I’d pay for this type of quality shitposting

>>14763585
I don't think you need to honestly, the crackhead thing is like extreme confidence and I think that'll be better for you than just being a normal guy who makes threads on 4chan.

>>14763796
this is accurate, I used to do it about two years ago. Just shitpost on tinder about cryptocurrency, alchemy, a system of german idealism, dionysian forces, all sorts of shit. Worked out pretty well desu

>>14763758
Went to school for retards growing up. Everyone was either unfunctional autistic or high IQ trouble maker. Under the guise of testing for what learning disabilities you have they’d also test your IQ (I have like 4-5 LDs (disgraphia and ADD/ADHD being the most prominent)). Anyway, I remember having a very high verbal IQ with pretty much a brainlet tier visual spatial IQ.

>tfw when being able to articulate your retardation in eloquent ways lol

>>14763555
no brainlet thats not fun, you are supposed to spread the word of link to others in a positive fashion

>>14763844
Checked

I’ll try, but only with the receptive ones.

this is the peak shill thread, watch and learn

>>14751355
why in the fuck are you letting her in
get yourself in and then make her bow before your dick
bitch

>>14763486
top kek

>>14759386
boy sure is typo's in here

>>14751454
No she won't. She's probably too stupid to understand and chad will be taking care of her anyways

>>14763585
So you're using your real pic to do this? You must look like a Chad.

>>14751410
>>14751615
>>14763155
someone has this meme? still keking about it

best comedy thread on biz in ages

>>14765767
I’m decent looking enough. Skinny though, i need to lift more. Than I could probably be an actual chad. Really I just use pics that make me seem interesting.

Also lots of these girls are gross. So don’t read too much into it.

>>14766060
what kind of pics do you use? i never get matches, i just use selfies. what's your bio say?

>>14765936
Here, this one? I though everyone had it.

>>14766066
Pics of me with other humans and in interesting places. Also ones that show I know how to dress. There’s one of me in a tux at a wedding... bitches love tuxes
I’d honestly never have a selfie. Dudes should never take selfies... really no one should, but especially men.

>>14766077
I saw it before but kinda forgot about it. thanks fren!

>>14766122
damn, i have no friends so i don't have pics going out to places. what's your bio say?

>>14766066
Oh and I don’t have a bio. I just filled out all the other shit and out where I went to college and where I work (I own my own business so that probably helps (but none of these hoes have probably ever heard of it)).

>>14766122
checked, very good advice, you should have a picture of you in a jacket

>>14766147
Well bumble has a friend section. Why don’t you go on there and try and find some homies, then go from there. Frankly you should be focusing on that before getting laid (or fuck a hooker on a FEW rare occasions). After you have some buddies, find some girls that you don’t fuck. That way you won’t look like a bunch of dorks that have not girlfriends. Then get group pics with said hoes and put (max) 2 on your profile.