/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>14765697

gamble some of it with moon3d

>>14765697
>$1m
like its worth getting worked up about 600k after tax money.

Kill myself

>>14765697
Would buy more lottery tickets.

>>14765697

1 million? I would be glad that the costs of all the real estate plus taxes are covered this year.

>>14765697
pay someone to kill me idk

>>14765710
What about the rest?
>>14765711
>>14765722
>>14765739
>>14765740
No meme answers please

>>14765760
burn it like the joker hehe

>>14765697
Fake pic

>>14765760
its not a meme dude...600k isn't fucking "life changing money" why are you asking dumb kid?
At best someone is just going to pay down their mortgage and payoff their gender studies degree...maybe after all that you have 10k left over to take a foodcation with...

buy 100 btc shove it down orange mans neck

>>14765711
>600k after tax money.
That's 186k LINK at market price. I'd be in heaven.

>>14765697
Put it all in LINK.

>>14765760

How was my answer a meme?

In all honesty though, I'd throw 75% in LINK and the 25% in BTC or Monero, or ETH. Diversified crypto portfolios are a fucking meme.

>>14765775
Thats what I thought. Wouldn't the wind be fucking insane?

>>14765697
Put the money in index funds.

>>14765697
Pay off my RV, fix my truck, and move to the mountains.

>>14765775

Invest in the stock market and make enough earnings to retire

Fvck yellow bitches and smoke weed

>>14765776
A million is like 20 years total earnings for a middle class person, brainlet

>>14765775
yeah, obviously the turbine isn't running if you can see the blades

>>14765801
He would be ragdolled into submission. Body could be pulled semi through a 2 foot hole. This photo seems real though. Notice the tie waving around. This man is amazing.

In my country lottery winnings aren't taxed so

Buy a $500k house
Buy a $50k car
Keep $50k in a checking account for short term expenses
Put $150k in Link
Put $50k in Eth
Put $200k on the stock market

>>14765827
>the gov doesn't collect taxes on lotteries...you get the full amount

>>14765787

>>14765902
In Europe they aren't taxed. I can't imagine living in muttland where you get barely half the advertised amount top kek

>>14765923
You're lucky you don't live here. (༎ຶ ෴ ༎ຶ)

>t. US person

>>14765923
fairly sure it differs from country to country, can't say that all of Europe have no taxes on lotteries

>>14765782
You have to go back

>>14766483
No you go back to building a wall to keep out all the Jews faggot

>>14765923
meh...it just means the tax is coming at different level...ie. the prizes you win are lower.

>>14765697
buy some property. $1m ain't getting far though.

>>14765697
>white

>win a million dollars by pure luck
>no taxes

>work hard for an honest living year after year
>taxed 40%

>>14765697
Drop 100% of it into a total stock market fund and every month take out the dividends as an additional income source to my regular job that I would continue to work until around age 65.

>>14766616
the lotteries in Austria are partly owned by the government, so saying its a tax for the stupid, gives lotteries a whole new meaning

>>14766632
depending on the amount i
you dont even have to work anymore

>>14765697
would invest 100k in RSR, 500k in bitcoin and live off the rest until we reach the moon ofc

Probably just put it all in index funds, let it grow to the point where i could get 50k in passive income, and live the rest of my life

>>14765697
I really just want a comfortable single-person house in my state. I'd get that, pay off my student loans, give some cash to my mom, then fuck off from the world for a while.
>ywn be financially secure

>>14765697
That's why white people are the best.

>>14765697
Dump it all into LINK

>>14765697
buy all the tickets for the next lottery so I keep winning millions
/biz/ has taught me well

>>14766874

WHAT?!
That is why white people are the best???
White people are the best as has been proven and shown and experienced by this world for hundreds of years. We are superior. Period.

>>14765697
Market buy Chainlink

>>14765776
So you'd have your entire house paid off and be able to keep any money you made from work to do whatever with.

>>14765697
Pay taxes.

>>14765697
>pay 50% tax
>pay off my house
>remodel house
>automate shit to save me time

>>14765923
depends 100% on what european country you live in faggot. I can guarantee you that it's taxed out of the ass in every single country in the western and northern parts of europe.

>>14766985
kys, you can't claim the achievements of better men

>>14765697
Two chicks at the same time.

waste it and go back to being poor like nothing ever happened

>>14767273

Do I? Explain, faggot.

>>14766985
Lots of blacks helped design and build the Saturn V :)

>>14765697
All in $BRAP

>>14767325

Blacks that were pushed in because of political correctness and ratios demanded by law... how many much more brainful ad skilled whites got rejected just so that the kids of slaves could be making their mark, which the never do anyways, except as sports stars or musicians?

>>14767255
nah
https://www.euro-millions.com/tax

All into LP through OTC, live off the passive income, sell half after it does another 4x

>>14767385
it was built in the 60s retard.

I said this before on other chains... shouldn't the blacks in the US actually be fucking grateful to be in the US now? Instead of demanding reparations because their ancestors were brought there?? Where would they be now if this hadn't happened? Still in some African shithole trying to drown whilst getting to Europe.

Really, US blacks should pay reparations to everyone else for suffering them

>>14767585

So?

>>14765760
>>14765697
50% SPY (maybe wait for a dip?)
25% real estate (would pay off my mortgage entirely)
5%crypto (BTC)
10% bonds
10% cash

>>14767634
that was before the civil rights movement there wasn't political affirmative action

You go outside your home maybe after having a lovely kiss from your wife, and daughter and son, and off to work, American ideal, and what do you need to see? Some nigger. Your day is shot to hell right there already. See what I am saying? They owe reparations to all northern Americans for even still tolerating them in their society :>

>>14765722
Pretty much this.

>>14767273
He didn't. He claimed the achievements of his race, which he is a part of.

>>14765697
Exactly $1m?
Yeah $600,000 after taxes.
I’d grab 21 BTC, 32 ETH, buy a house for less than 200k market value, set aside $25k for 10 years of utilities and property taxes, and throw the rest into a dividend-paying stock portfolio.

>>14765697
Win a million on the lottery in bongland, you get a million. Not taxed.

>>14767661

There actually was. Through women's liberation and according liberal thoughts emerging. The government as well as Nasa felt a need.

And back on track as far this thread is concerned... 1 million dollars is not that much money really when u own shit. The running and daily costs of everything plus taxes, you wouldn't believe.
Which is why I am really angry with European governments claiming that we big bad people that rent out are too expensive. Especially the Germans... Faxt is, after tax, and renovating the place every 5 years and all that, not much profit is left in your bags.
Selling it all and investing in something else seems reasonable almost.

Pay my house off. 127k left. Won’t get a different house anytime soon.
Buy a Henry 12 gauge single shot shotgun. 0.35k
Buy a nice electronic game caller to kill coyotes and raccoons with. 0.4k
Debate hard whether to send remaining to mortgages of family (Are they really fiscally mature enough to handle being mortgage free?).
Prolly buy a few gold coins. Been wanting a 24k gold buffalo coin but keep sticking to 1/10 ouncers instead. Stopped buying when spot started rising this winter.

I would still go to work. That routine benefits me. I hate to admit that.

Maybe retool myself to be a laid back brush hogging bubba instead of being an employer.

>>14765697
Not much. By the time I got done with taxes, tags, freight, shipping, handling, surcharges, fees, percentages, exclusions, restrictions, deductions, etc. there would be only a few thousand left. Maybe get my car worked on.

>>14765697
Unironically put it all in LINK

>>14765697
if its a million after tax i would
buy a 370k house "midwest so thats a mansion"
put 50k into ltc 50k into btc
100k into a roth or some other fund
buy a couple of small houses and rent them
use the rest to go on a poorfag vacation aka hostels for awhile

>>14768165

That is funny too. You can't with a clear conscience tell people who have nothing to put it all in link. If it doesn't work out they are fukd. I would never do what u just did.

>>14765697
I'd buy a prefab and wouldn't tell anybody how I paid for it.

>>14768165
>Unironically put it all in LINK

>>14765711
Lottery wins are tax free

i would but all of it into crypto and save 40-80k in the bank since i don't know how to invest in other things

People memeing about taxes don’t realize that the lottery is taxed by every government, they just lost the actual net prize instead of the gross. The US advertises the gross because it’s a bigger number that draws in more attention (and also because the taxes vary).

It’s probably since been changed but if you owned/operated a tax exempt organization and claimed the lottery through that you wouldn’t have to pay income taxes on it.

>>14765776
average us income is 56k.
600k means 10 years worth of yearly income straight up paid. Thats life changing and you are a faggot.

>>14768223
This.

Set for life.

>>14765776
>600k isn't fucking "life changing money"
Maybe if you're retarded.

>>14765697
Fake - reflection in glasses

>>14765776
Actual fucking retard

>>14767365
Based

>>14767385

Nigga if we got rid of affirmative action, Jews and Asians would dominate the upper echelon of universities. Don't play yourself because your mediocre at best.

>>14768491
depends on where you live

>>14765697
Invest and otherwise just live my life fairly normally.

>>14769721
Wow get a load of this internet detective

put 100% in Link and continue wagecucking for a while.