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My uncle emptied one of his retirement accounts to buy at 13k and won’t stop calling me today. Idk what to say guys :/

>> No.14765692

>>14765679
Does he know where you live?

>> No.14765698

>>14765679
tell him the truth...we are shaking out weak hands like your faggot alex...we want those fucking coins before bakkt launches.
Tell him anything dipshit...just scare him into selling at these levels...tell him to sell on binance for lowest fees.

>> No.14765699

>>14765679
Hes calling to ask how did you escape from his sex dungeon

>> No.14765701

>>14765679
say he should go all in LIT

>> No.14765703

tell him stoploss is at 8k. This is part of crypto investing. its not fucking 4% gains per year roth IRA.

>> No.14765707

>bought at 13k
tell your kiddy-diddling uncle thanks for buying my bags

>> No.14765712

>>14765679
ask him what kind of backbone and hands has his life helped him build? Tell him to turn off the devices and wait till August

>> No.14765727

>>14765679
offer him a blowjob, if he refuses let him creampie you

>> No.14765734

>>14765679
So you have tempted your uncle to put a significant amount of money in crypto without telling him about the volatility and hodling? You are a very bad nephew.

>> No.14765748

Take his fucking hands, they are week anyways

>> No.14765758
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14765758

>>14765679
All of you ITT are going to be selling very very soon.
>they still dont know whats happening

>> No.14765759

>>14765679
this is why you never talk about it

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14766064

>>14765734
ANSWER OP

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14766083

>>14765679
> just hodl brah

>> No.14766945

>>14766064
>>14766064
UPDATE: I never told him to invest. I simply made a joke asking what color lambo I should get in 2020 after showing him the bear market has been canceled. He’s always put me down about this whole thing anyway and would literally laugh at me after 2017. I guess he realizes this would make him a peak boomer, so he’s been asking where to buy and what not. I just got off the phone and told him to wait for a bounce to exit the market until he understands it better. I protipped him as much as I could but removed all liability from me. Looks like he’ll hold..

>> No.14766968

what a fucking pussy. kek. hope that lifetime of wagesavings wasn't more than he could afford to lose.

>> No.14767002

>>14766945
Nice larp, post auntie tits or gtfo

>> No.14767019

>>14765679
just let him fuck you again, that'll make him feel better :)

>> No.14767022

Tell him to hold and stop being a fucking pussy

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14767048

>>14765679
Should’ve bought LINK you literal retard.

>> No.14767134

>>14765699
>>14765707
>>14765727
>>14766064
>>14767002
Y’alls moms

>>14767048
Not buying your bags. It’s a huge trap right now. Faggot

>> No.14767236

>>14765679
invest in alt coins, ez

>> No.14767337

>>14766945
He bought at a double top and you're retarded for telling him the bear market is over. Cya sub 2k by eoy

>> No.14767379

>>14767134
go back to redit