/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>14754883
Two fucking years

>>14754889
what does that even mean?

Listen I genuinely care about about Anons financial well being. Its hard as shit to get ahead in life now, not just working 9-5 for the rest of your life. The sooner you start saving the sooner you can get ahead in life. Chainlink is a meme started by 4chan to lead people to financial ruin. This is NOT A JOKE. Don't let your saved wealth be thrown away over night. Vitalik Buterin the creator of ethereum said himself the days of making x100 or x1000 are over, that right the guy who created the second most popular crypto said himself those days are over. Now 4chan is trying to get people to lose even more money after the December/January bloodbath. Smart money already exited the crypto world. Crypto is basically a highly specialized database, companies don't need this. They will just create their own private blockchains. There is no need for crypto chainlink isn't even needed to run the nodes. Think XRP when you think chainlink. The company ripple (smartcontracts) is doing well but the coin XRP(chainlink) isn't even needed for the companies technology. Considering what Vitalik said "The days of making x100 or x1000 returns are over." Chainlink needs a 399900% increase in price over the next couple of months to reach $1000 this is ludicrous. Don't fall for it, chainlink its a meme to fuck you over. Consider this for chainlink at current price to reach $1 you need an increase of 700% or a 233% increase every month until EOY. This is a 4chan meme to siphon money out of the hands of the already vulnerable.

Just a meme, dont buy

>>14754883
its just a scam that got out of hand. even bitconnect was in the top 20 coins before.

you had 2 years

>>14754898
It's ironic meming for those that hold the coins. Everyone else hates linksters for their incessant autism over the past two years. Their meming is more satirical.

>>14754883
I thought it was a meme until my developer friend attending scaling Ethereum. Apparently everyone was calling it "Scaling Chainlink" because they stole the spotlight. Then the Google Cloud tweet happened and I FOMOd in. My only regret is not going all in right fucking then.

its literally just another scam jesus fucking christ are you guys ACTUALLY that deluded that youre buying this Russian's shitcoins? SERIOUSLY?

>>14754932
I still don't get it. In 2 years link has 20x'd. And thats buying at the absolute bottom, so more likely 10x. That's good but I've done far better than that in two whole years.

>>14754883

>be in Poland, coffee shop
>whole place working diligently on their things
>stereotypical Sergey enters with a female
>set-ups in a table and proceeds to have a meeting via some application on his PC
>His booming voice carries like an echo going through a cathedral
>sees nothing wrong with this
>allow him to do this for a while
>the fat fuck won't stop
>everybody getting nervous
>start glaring at the fat fuck
>he starts talking to the person calling how he can't sell links here, so he'll have to do a dump online
>This enrages me as this basically constitutes a threat
>come to him rather angry
>ask him to keep his fucking conversation fucking QUIET - nicely
>he's visibly terrified despite being visibly well-built even if fat
>continues talking for half an hour using his quiet voice
>stops
>gets to leave
>before leaving stops near the door and glares me like I was some sort of ghost. Almost seen his skin turn white
>leaves

>>14754883
Yes sir, outstanding investment opportunity 2018 for much and gains. Mobius partners too so you buy cahnlink and buy möbius both sir $1000 USd dollars each one end of the year

>>14754883
I'll give you a honest answer
link is not a meme
you can go in the archives for the end of 2017 and see a lot of us indeed go all in at 30c or below
we have been bored since then because up until now, Sergey was silent
we were pretty sure we had a weekend at Bernies situation going on with Sergey
so we made outlandish fud
made sure no redditor in sight bought
fudded and made hilarious pasta and memes
it was a amazing 2 years to be on this board
the breadcrumbs are real
we have just exhausted all our will to type it all out again and read through it all because those that have been on link since the beginning already know and to us that's all that matters
so keep scratching your head wondering if link is a meme or if that was a a meme or if the meme was a meme was actually a meme
we don't care
our bags are packed
we don't need you to pump our bags
it will naturally happen
1k eoy

>>14754910
This. OP listen to this anon. LINK is a scam. I could list all the reasons why but they've been discussed to death for 2 years. All the link spammers come from a massive discord with thousands of members. Nobody likes linkies, they're a cancer on /biz/. Most of us just want to come here to discuss our 401k and business opportunities, but Linkies go and make everything about their shitcoin scam. They're the cancer killing /biz/ and they refuse to fuck off.

>>14755001
The whole 1k eoy thing is the give away.
Your asking for a 300B+ market cap.
I understand being bullish but reality still exists.

>>14755001
This guy is a fucking big mac guzzling scam artist do not believe a fucking word he says. Clearly wishing he dumped his stinky load at $4.30.

50$ eoy is where i see this, being a realist. That's still decent but there will be better opportunities imo. I think it's if your willing to gamble or not in the end.

>>14754883
LINK is a pump and dump 100%, it doesn't even have a product. it's just a coin biz sells to newfags so they lose all their money.

>>14755038
ok don't buy I don't really care
you're the one that has to live with yourself

>>14755001
get a load of this delusion

The Link community here is just straight-up weird on top of it. Literally 95% of the posts in this thread are absolute garbage. Nobody has mentioned anything relating to the projects actual accomplishments or success.

>>14754883
You're on false premise. In reality memetic density is directly proportional to the seriousness of the matter.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTdPsx_gYZ4&app=desktop

Oh a PURELY financial standpoint, huh? Well sounds like you should go and invest in those, friendo

>>14755038
Stay poor nigger

Quick run down on Chainlink:
ff to 17:31
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhUZy8osw4U&app=desktop

>>14755129
do you realize the market cap of the ENTIRE crypto market right now is 300B? That's what your predicting. In ONE alt-coin.

>>14754898
It means u had two years to accumulate at low prices and you missed the window.

>>14755145
yup

>>14755145
Cool story faggot, why are you such a brainlet?
Can you please fuck off our board? It’s obvious how little you understand Link culture. Don’t buy just fuck off please. Stupid faggot.

>>14754883
op just ask yourself if you would buy something that holds presentations like this

>>14754883
GET THE FUCK OFF OUR BOARD

>>14754883
Some of us are unironically trying to help you. We all want to make it one way or another, but Chainlink is a meme, nothing more. PnD. If you didn't get in early, save yourself and don't get in now.

>>14755150
And what I mean is In those two years a 10x is laughable. I did a 10x this last month alone.

wojak smirk cut off ears

>>14755057
What opportunities

>>14755202
cool story
bye

>>14755164
haha look at you.

>>14755202
On what?

>>14754980
>I still don't get it. In 2 years link has 20x'd. And thats buying at the absolute bottom, so more likely 10x. That's good but I've done far better than that in two whole years.
>pic related
also
>he doesn’t know about the linkpool ico

>>14755145
You had two years anon.

>>14755038
>I understand being bullish but reality still exists.
mfw I live in a (((reality)))

>>14755231
Do you realize this chart has willingly left out every project that has done better than Link?

>>14754883
Ask any anon what the fuck is an oracle. They can't answer.

>>14755219
Who?

>>14755145
You had 2 hrs anon. 2 hrs ago to get in lower than it ever will be again

>>14755246
impossible to fake

The pajeet link shilling is a sort of self fullfilling prophecy. It started as a joke but over the months and years many newfags and redditers started believing the pajeets. They started echoing the same old tired lines and then newer newfags fell for it and started repeating.

Link is basically a glorified ponzi-scheme of pajeetery. Old ones shill to suck in new ones, who then start to shill to suck in newer new ones to sell their bags. The original pajeets are not streetshitters anymore for they actually made in and are moving up in the caste system.

No one actually holds link for more than a couple weeks or a month or two at most. Once you really start diving into the project, anyone with a big brain realizes it's a scam and immediately comes in here to shill pajeet style so they can get out the terrible investment they have made.

Link is nothing but hot air floating to the surface like a pajeet log in the ganges river. It's amazing the pajeetery has been so well executed that Google and oracle fell for the meme.

The lesson I've learned the last 3.5 weeks since I found link from my favorite YouTuber is this.....never understatement the pajeets. People on this board like to make fun of them, but to this day I've yet to see someone out pajeet a pajeet.

>>14755257
>complains no facts are posted
Proceed to post relative comparison of top projects to chainlink
>bro your charts bullshit, my chart is true, except I don’t have one
>just trust me bro
Yeah you’re a disingenuous sophist arguing in bad faith
You need your daily /dilate/
Mfw

>>14755271
Only one way to find out

>>14755100
Because we have done it so many times in the last 2 years. Why would we spoonfeed some new fag who clearly hasn’t looked around enough on his own. Get fucked faggot.

>>14755257
Name them

>>14755282
Even your mortal enemy is raping you.
Among many others

>>14755257
like?

>>14755308
Who?

>>14755308
oh so this is a nigger tier quant shill
all fields

>>14755308
Uh Quant holders tend to also hold LINK

>>14755308
lol lots of us hold QNT. hardly our motal enemy.

our mortal enemy is probably XRP

>>14755288
Mfw
https://youtu.be/QPhBk1UqFpo

>>14755308
>mortal enemy
LINK and QNT compliment each other you absolute smoothbrain. Accord picked both for a reason but you're too retarded too figure out why and after 2 years nobody wants to spoonfeed brainlets anymore. That was what we did in 2018. Stay poor

>>14754883
Was Bitcoin just a meme shilled by wizards? Was Trump just a meme shilled by wizards? Is Chainlink just a meme shilled by wizards? The answer to all of these questions is YES! The memes are the decentralized oracle. The memes tell you the truth. Do not go against the memes. Go with the memes. The memes will heal you. The memes will liberate you.

>>14755369
I know a lot about LINK, probably more than most here. I wasn't asking for information

>>14755001

>>14755001
This. It’s only confusing because OP is so late. We’ve already breadcrumbed ourselves into unshakable LINK enlightenment and no one has the energy or desire to convince newfags by rehashing how we arrived here. It’s like you’re behind two books in a trilogy and asking how everyone else knows what happened— you’ll have to dig up the sparknotes yourself.

>>14755402

dont buy. fuck off. we dont want you involved anyway

I am now fully convinced everyone here is banned from Link telegram groups and have migrated here with the rest of the rejects. Question answered thanks.

/thread

>>14755437

>>14755391
Correct
>their faces when they’re selling chainlink in 2019

>>14755402
oh, i see. please tell us what milf we were obsessed with in 2017 whose first name rhymes with "tithe"

tell us about the autistic german at the _____ protocol meetup.

tell us about "no bullshit on the numbers" guy

>>14755437

>>14755185
based meme

>>14754898
It means something obvious implied, if you aren't new here. And if your new here, you need to put all expectations aside. Faggot. Also don't shit up the board with dumb as fuck hindsight questions that have been answered literally thousands of times. Spoonfed boomer/reddit buzzkills. Goddamn.

>>14755219
This fucking guy

>>14755437
this. nothing but pajeets bagholding on this board. r/ cryptocurrency has everything you need to know about this scam.

>>14755437
you sound like a baby. 42? drop the truthbombs.

>>14755497
GO BACK

>>14754883
Holo

Im like 90IQ or something.
I bought at 40ct because of the memes Im a former wage slave currently on government payroll. It feels really good.
I once was an edgy Atheist teenager until I saw the power of meme magic. Anyway, stay poor sucker.

>>14755231
does anyone know how to generate an updated version of this?

>>14755513
This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the black pill - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe.
You take the “42-pill” - you stay in wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.
Remember: all I’m offering is the Truth. Nothing more.

June 12th (night before Google announcement)
>>/biz/thread/14112550
>wake up...
>follow the white rabbit...
Then a week before the oracle announcement a riddle comes in:
>>/biz/thread/14226491
The answer comes back a week later (days before the even bigger oracle pump)
>>/biz/thread/14360114

>>14755648
I like your style

>>14755957
Glad you’re grokking with this

>>14755648
based
so when's the next schizo post

>>14754883
Support can be bought and shilled here. LINK, BCH, BSV, XRP pay posters to come here

>>14756742
You can watch liddle joey from augur getting absolutely btfo right now
>>14756667

>>14754883
>>14754889
>>14754898

>>14755038
Fucking xrp hit $140 billion mcap lmao and next bull run the entire crypto mcap will be much higher.

>>14755277
This. Bunch of 4channers tried to force it as /ourcoin/, during the presale ico phase of chainlink there was a minimum requirement of 300eth to enter the presale. Bunch of anons pooled up together and shared presale links to fill them with their eth. Coin continued to get shilled and pumped up and hyped for the sibios event that link was attended, whole event turned out to be a flop chainlink had a presentation in a room of like 18 people next to the public toilets, literally no news or partnership came from the event and the coin dumped back to below ico prices and created 1000's of bagholder anons. Now during this alt bull run lots of anons and took advantage of this and shilling this coin to all the new money and newfags that joined in december and don't know this story. The coin is HEAVILY manipulated and the supply is dried up from huge whales who accumulated below ICO price to create a artificially lower supply (a lot like REQ) and these people have so much room to dump on all of you faggots to still be in profit when the time comes. In regards to actual project that chainlink aiming to achieve it's nothing more than a basic json parser for smart contracts, would take like a day to add to ethereum by itself.. literally making links whole concept pointless and definitely no need for a token. Would take a lot longer to get it working with bitcoin but the bitcoin core devs would be able to work out the solution a lot quicker than chainlink will, think that's something worth noting that literally nothing is completed and you're literally just buying a whitepaper, they have only 2 developers and they don't communicate at all with no proven background on either, in fact sergey was involved in a project before chainlink called NxT that he since been abandoned until it was took over by a new developer team

>>14754883
Literally every thread in this post is taking the piss out of you.
All of the answers are sarcastic.
DYOR

I sell my links at their lowest and rebuy them when they are high and still make a fortune.

What Chainlink are claiming to attempt is literally impossible and could be implemented on Ethereum with 2 lines of code.

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>>14755145
i tried explaining this multiple times to them but they are just too brainwashed. the effort to help them is too big to make.

also Link was meant to be always under $3-4

and finally everyone here is ignoring the devs exit scamming as we speak

>>14754910
Amen!

>>14755143
holy shit JSON Parser meme makes sense now

>>14755277
>No one actually holds link for more than a couple weeks or a month or two at most
Good thing about blockchain is you can verify your claim is false by looking at timestamps on etherscan.

>>14757503
>Andrew Yang Becomes President
>Every anon gets Universal Basic Income
>Biztards DCA $1,000 into Chainlink every month
>Link 1k eoy
Never Underestimate The Power Of Collective Thought.

>>14755603
dm @cryptospong3 on twitter and say please

>>14754883
Thank you. Finally the board is starting to wake up to meme coins. Meme coins have value but don't go too crazy with them

>>14755465
Blythe Ocean idk

Newfag scum will never know what to buy.

>>14757283
>What Chainlink are claiming to attempt is literally impossible and could be implemented on Ethereum with 2 lines of code.
Don't fall for the sarcastic FUD guys, if it is so easy on Ethereum it'd have been done already.

>>14754883
>read the whitepaper and wanted to invest
>the sheer amount of memes put me off

made me only buy a suicide stack instead of going all in.

>>14755277

You mean russkies, not pajeets, tho.

Everything else is accurate.

>>14754883
>Is chainlink just a meme here?
Yes. But that doesn't prevent us from buying it.

>>14758938

/thread