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14753731 No.14753731 [Reply] [Original]

Put that lambo down!

Lambos are for COSS holders only.

*laughs*

You think I'm fuckin with you? I am not fuckin with you. I'm here from downtown. I'm here from Singapore. And I'm here on a mission of mercy! Your name's Wojak?

*Nods*

You call yourself a crypto trader you son of a bitch?

*pink wojak* i dont gotta listen to this shit-

You certainly don't pal! Cause the good news is, you're JUSTed. The bad news is, you've got, all of you've got just one week to recover your gains starting tonight. Starting with tonight's portfolio. Oh, have I got your attention now?

Good. Cause we're adding a little something to the crypto markets next month. Best coin gets listed on coinbase anyone wanna see second prize? Second prize, your coin breaks even. Third prize is you're JUSTed.

You get the picture? You laughing now? You've got coins. You paid good money for those coins. Get the normies money. Shill those coins to everyone you and sell them. You can't shill the coins you're given, you can't close shit, YOU ARE SHIT HIT THE BRICKS PAL AND BEAT IT CAUSE YOU ARE BACK TO WAGEKEKING!

"the coins are weak"

The coins are weak? You're weak. I've been in this business 10 years.

What's your name?

Rune Evensen, that's my name! You know why mister? Cause you drive a hyundai to get here tonight and I drove a $400,000 lambo thats my name.

>> No.14753748

This post reads like you just finished a social media marketing program at a indian community college

>> No.14753799
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>>14753748
The money's out there, you pick it up, it's yours.

You don't. I have no sympathy for you.

You wanna go out on those exchanges tonight and close, close, it's yours.

If not you're going to be shining my shoes.

Bunch of losers sitting around on a Taiwenese Crossdressing forum: "Oh yeah, I used to be a crypto trader, it's a tough racket."

*takes out large stack of red index cards tied together with string from my briefcase*

These are the new moonshots. These are the Satoshi moonshots.

And to you, they're gold. And you don't get them.

Why? Because to give them to you is just throwing them away.

They're for COSS holders.

I'd wish you good luck but you wouldn't know what to do with it if you got it.

And to answer your question, pal: why am I here?

I came here because Rune Evensen asked me to, he asked me for a favor.

I said, the real favor, follow my advice and let your fucking ass stay poor because a loser is a loser.

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>>14753731
>>14753748
>>14753799
Holy shit fucking based and owned that newfag. /biz/lets deserve to be laughed at and spit on when COSS moons

>> No.14753935

Who else bought the absolute bottom and already up 25%

150k stack here, sankalp and his team of pajeets are actually 10x better than runes gang of interns

>> No.14754306

Volume (24h) : 2 BTC

/thread

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>>14754306
>he doesn't know what COS does
>he thinks it's just a random shitcoin that you just hold and wait for the value to change
327.84 BTC actually.

>> No.14754497

>>14754410
Based

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>>14753731
Whats your name, pal?

>> No.14755163

>>14753935
Unironically 150K stack here too, but bought a little later, only up 10%. But once those two little walls on COSS-BTC fall, it's going to shoot up another 30% easy.

Negative fuckin fees buddy, finally. Finally a move that sets them apart.

>> No.14755225

>>14753731
This is cool and all, but where to I get my paws on this coin?

>> No.14755248

>>14755225
Coss.io

>> No.14755917

>>14755163
Wait WTF negative fees?

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>>14755163
>>14755917
You fuckin heard it here on /biz/ first
Don’t waste the opportunity. Buy now, collect free money daily, dump half your stack on FOMOing /biz/lets in a couple months when there are 20 threads about it

>> No.14756416

>>14755917
Zero fees for normie taker orders and negative fees if you have enough trading volume. Make money setting orders at exactly market value and trading back and forth. Imagine the liquidity coming once people get their bots going. Takers obviously pay fees so there’ll still be huge sexy fee splits.

>> No.14756423

>>14756416
Sorry I meant normie maker orders, not taker in the first sentence

>> No.14756514

>>14753731
Hard to make money when your biggest traders get negative fees. COSS is dying for liquidity.

Kucoin is the true peoples exchange, they are the only exchange with daily dividends and quarterly token burns from profits. Stake EOS, IOST, TRX, NEO, ATOM, BTT and tons more. That's how you attract liquidity, along with easy KYC. KCS is the best FSA token available.

If you love ETH divs check out the DEX Flyp.me. They have a FYP token that pays quarterly dividends in ETH.

I hold COSS too so I hope they turn it around but they have some room to make up

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>>14756514
>KCS is the best FSA token available.
>meanwhile their Fee Split payout is already far below COS’ 50% and will continue to drop lower every quarter
>their token is considered a Security by the US government meanwhile COS is not
Nah I’m good

>> No.14756652

HA
hahaha
HAHAHAHAHAHA
please
PLEASE
dont fall for this
or do
because they only list shitcoins and cant manage the growrth of an exchange
they came out before BINANCE
GODDAMN BINANCE
and you think they can still get out on top?
RIDICUOUS
what a stretch and reach for you to think you can analyse crypto.
what a mistake
a complete waste of time and money
this might be the most mismanaged product and exchange around
success? not in your future

>> No.14756787

>>14756617
Kucoin's token is a security to the US but COSS isn't? That's because no one is dumb enough to buy COSS expecting the price to go up. COSS has the worst trading set-up ever