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Family diner 2018

Aunt started talking to me

Aunt: Hey anon, how are you doing? What have you been up to lately?
Me: Working, studying and buying crypto
Aunt: *Talking loud* Crypto??? Anon, I think you have no idea how the world works! Your uncle bought some at $18.000 and look how much it is now! Take an example of your uncle, stop bothering with crypto. (Everyone starts laughing at me)
Parents mix in: I have told anon that crypto is all a scam, but he never listens... i hope he just get a degree and can get a full time job, just like us..
Me: *starts uncomfortable playing with my dick under the table*
Aunt: Anon, you are so old, stop doing dumb things, think about your future. Everyone who thinks crypto is still a think is dumb.

Last week family diner

Aunt takes me to her room

Aunt: Anon... you know last year, when you talked about crypto.. uhm can you teach me abit?
Me: *Starts unbuckling my belt* start sucking you degenerate whorte, i will give you some
tips when we are done
Aunt: *Starts sucking, and choking while I fuck her throat*

''After we are done"

Me: *Acting cool* I will message you some shit later, aunty

Need help /biz/ i actually own 0 crypto, and was just acting cool... what should i say to her? i want to keep fucking her like my whore, but everything is over if she knows that i was just boasting..

>> No.14742311

This is why you should never talk about crypto, if you don’t fucking know anything about it

>> No.14742330

Fantasy incest story?

Buy fantom or coti both will moon x2-3 in 1 month

thank me later larp

>> No.14742334

Tell her to buy chainlink and in the mean time get yourself some rope

>> No.14742345

Just tell her boomer shit, crypto is a volatile expeculative asset, you can play with it because you have time to recover loses, and time to spent the winners. They are gonna die soon.

>> No.14742349

Not my proudest fap

buy ONE and tell your aunt to buy some

>> No.14742375

porn producer here, stealing this plot, soon to be seen on pornhub
thx anon.
btw tell her to buy RSR

>> No.14742459

Porn director here, you need a job man?
Seriously this shit is amazing, showed it to my crew and everyone loves it. Give it some thought, pay is good.

>> No.14742502

Im getting a boner, this is horny af

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14742505

Kek good larp (no sarcasm)

Buy yourself some COTI and Fantom. COTI will announce big news soon, expect 2-3x short term. Stake Fantom on xFutures for XFT (exchange token), xFutures is backed by OKEx, so it’s safe

>> No.14742518

heard of moon3d? 10x or 100x your crypto. ez money

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>>14742505

Fantom stake event is over, too late. Last staking event will be announced soon

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>>14742289

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14742688

Tell her to sell her bath water and pee
Even better if you collect it and then sell

>> No.14742718

>>14742289
>dodgy English spelling
>fantasies about your aunt

Hello Rajesh.

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>>14742289
kys

>> No.14743000

>>14742718
Topkek. This. Also based story anon.

>> No.14743079

just shill top 3

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14743664

TA
FA
RUMOURS
NEWS

COTI HAS THEM ALL

>> No.14743760

>>14743000
Checked...also what is up with the incest porn thing?

>> No.14743861

Am I in some bizzaro world?
I thought boomers loved crypto.