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I work as a Canadian plumber. Today i made more money than any of you cucks will ever make day trading cryptocurrency. Want to know something amazing though? I can hold it in my fucking hand, that's right i can count my dollars right in front of my face. I'm not playing around with pretend coins that don't have any impact on this world.

I started work at 5:00 AM today. I was able to install 3 boilers each giving me ~3000$ per. I unclogged 3 toilets each giving me ~600$ each for 30 minutes of work. I find problems that dont exist in every single customers house that i enter into. Even if its an old fucking boomer in their 70s who ruined our economy i dont care i take advantage of their stupidity.

You really need this heat exchanger upgrade to your heating system!! It's looking really old and your pipes could burst any moment.

Even though its completely fine i'll just bill them for a $900 part that was in perfect working condition.

The only way to get ahead in life is to fucking push your way around. So that's right today i made $12,585 canadian dollars. Meanwhile you fucking cucks are investing in digital garbage like "Bitbeans, Cuckbeans, Iconomis, and Digibytes" Spamming your fucking cuck memes and losing money..

Why don't you use your brain for a minute and realise that the latest SEC news is going to crash all of your crypto world around you in the next few months. Bitcoin is a Ponzi scheme that only profits for the original founders. You will never make as much money as me in the trades because you're too busy failing realizing the only way to get ahead in life is through hard work and ripping people off.

Enjoy staying poor

>> No.14739798

>>14739782
Blessed plumber, grant me a bear market

>> No.14739814
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14739814

>>14739798
I don't even trade anymore I just come here for memes.

>> No.14739823

>>14739782
>So that's right today i made $12,585 canadian dollars
whatever nancy, I like real money.. you literally dig up shit for a living. I guess /biz does that too but at least it's not REAL shit.

>> No.14739827

I remember this being spammed except it was on used cars, damn, has it been 2 years?

>> No.14739841

YES RIGHT, FUCK YOUR JOB YOU SHITEATING FAGGOT. GET OFF BIZ
WE ONLY ALLOW OLDFAGS HERE AND YOUR SUMMER IS SHOWING.
ENJOY BREATHING SHIT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE

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14739884

>>14739841
Mfw I've been here since 2016 and was the OG maker of this meme in 2017. Kill yourself. I thank Daniel larimer and Justin sun for the 2017 moon missions. Now I'm all in link and ready to make it again. Sit the fuck down nigger and fuck off

>> No.14740325

https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/6pq14r/a_canadian_plumber/

>> No.14740335

>>14740325
kill yourself

>> No.14740347

>>14739841
>WE ONLY ALLOW OLDFAGS HERE AND YOUR SUMMER IS SHOWING.
And you've never read this before? How about you fuck off you twat.

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14740359

>>14739782
bruh, clean it

>> No.14740382

>>14739884

Prove it