/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>14726251
I have told them that it pisses me off that they took part of my manhood and they justified it with muh evangelical christian jew worship and also "it's just a useless flap of skin anyway, it doesn't change anything." No apologies, no ackowledgment that it was a bad idea to mutilate their son's penis without his permission.

>>14726251
No female has ever told me circumcised penises look or smell weird

Plenty of females have told me uncircumcised penises look or smell weird

Also you shouldn't be able to slap on stupid shit about profiting or whatever so that you can pretend like this is a biz thread.

>>14726372
>>14726367
why do uncut dicks look like mushrooms though? isn't it possible to attach skin from your belly to the dick to repair it? market seems huge

>>14726372
it is terribly bluepilled to care about what females think of your dick. the dick is supposed to give YOU pleasure not somde dumb bitch

>>14726372
>>14726367
why do cut dicks look like mushrooms though? isn't it possible to attach skin from your belly to the dick to repair it? market seems huge

>>14726486
And it does

Why are third world shitskins so mad that their dicks look disgusting and animalistic? Just get it snipped. Much more hygenic

>>14726372
>caring about what they think
Ngmi

I’m not on speaking terms with because of it.

110% serious

wars between France and Germany always started because of one thing : Germans are jealous of the french because they are way more aesthetic and they fuck all the women.

Germans are so jealous of the french they tried to invade them many times but the french is courageous and so manly he never surrendered even 1 centimeter of the motherland.

God, it feels so good to be french.

>>14726372
These kids don't get pussy yet so they don't know man

>>14726581
> Being out of touch with your penis's target demographic
ngmi

>>14726560
>>>/soc/28013205
are you sure? i wish i had a dick like that, just look how thick it is with foreskin. i hate my parents for this shit.

>>14726251
No my cock is beautiful and I enjoy not getting made fun of by the women I have sex with.

>>14726560
It's surgery to stop you jerking off. How much more cucked can you get.

>>14726636
Wait but I still jerk off

>>14726605
i am not even german faggot
>>14726616
cucked af

>>14726636
You sure? I can jerk off just fine but I actually get pussy on a regular basis sooooooooo enjoy the anteater dick i guess

>>14726664
> Cucked for having a penis women love sucking sitting and farting on
Cope, hoodie

>>14726251
is this what all germans look like? wtf lmao

>>14726372
Cope harder cutfag. I've been with plenty of women and they've always fallen in love with my dick.

>>14726891
jesus christ you're pathetic. always remember to wash underneath the hood!

>>14726251
I did a year or so ago. My dad has been dead for over a decade and my mom genuinely felt bad for it. Said she was sorry and if she would have known more about it she wouldn't have done it. I do not resent them, I resent the kikes that pushed for it so hard here in America. Same way I resent the Sackler family and the Rothschild family.

>>14726891
Nobody wants to see texts from your grandma weirdo

>>14726979
Don't bump your head on your way into the oven Goldstein.

>>14727002
That's your grandma retard.

>>14726616
Dumb cuck, women love to lie. You are the one who is out of touch lmao

This is how these threads always go

CUTFAGS:
> i am soo happy my parents cut my willy when i didnt have a say in it! i now enjoy sex way less than everyone without a mutilated penis.
>Thank you based parents for adhering to abrahamic/jewish/muslim practices

>cope cope cope

>>14727036
gross

>>14727016
> Damn I've made a fool of myself
> Better call him Jewish so I win the argument
You already lost when you entered this thread, pal

>>14726372
That's because you live in a country where all your females have been subverted by kike propaganda.

>>14726251
Its fucked up. Confronted my mother. Dad is gone. Dumb bitch. It comes in its own protective case. Why fuck with that. Stupid bitch will turn around and buy non GMO all natural right?

>>14727063
>>14727116
Cope.

I have made peace with my numb dick. I get pussy regularly and my GF is beautiful and I have had many good encounters (as well as bad ones) with women. All in all, there are pleasures greater than how your penis feels during sex and there are people born into horrible deformities and 3rd world countries so overall I am grateful. Yes, I have yelled at my mom about it, no she does not admit any wrongdoing, and getting pissed off doesn't make me feel better, makes me feel worse.

>>14727143
Oh good then my cock fits perfectly in this market

>>14727063
Why would they lie about weird alien uncircumcised cocks when I've already completely rearranged their guts with my giant cut hog?

>>14727157
Double cope

Not only am i cut but i got a skinbridge from it. All these cut fags talking about aesthetics, its not very aesthetic if you get a skinbridge. I have a son now and he is un cut.

>>14726486
you do realise that having a circumcised dick gives you more pleasure due to the delayed orgasms, right? like, do you know the difference between cumming after 5-10 minutes and barely feeling anything and cumming after it built up for more than half an hour and feeling like you're exploding in extasy? that's how having sex with a cut dick feels like every time.
all this "muh less pleasure when cut" sounds really dumb because it's literally the opposite. i got circumcised when i was 17 so i experienced the difference

>>14727302
COPE

>>14727302
you can do the same with discipline, kegels, edging, ball clamps and equipment. but hey, shave the top off

>>14727375
>you can do the same with discipline, kegels, edging, ball clamps and equipment
yeah kek i'm glad i just got mine removed for medical reasons and can enjoy the benefit without having to do any of that

>>14727375
> Thinking needing all this extra shit is superior
Oof