/biz/ - Business & Finance

>Not buying from a high iq boomer hippie that looks like a mad scientist

If your drug dealer wasn't already using xmr then he's retarded so why would you buy drugs from a retard? Buying drugs from a retard is a bad idea since he has to buy his drugs from somewhere too and it may be the case that he has been ripped off, fucked with, or was led to believe something else and now he's passing that misinformation (about drug) to you without knowing.

>>14720022

what y'all don't realize is that once hookers accept crypto it will take over humanity like an uncontrollable mania

my dealer accepts LINK he accumulated around 600 LINK between 50 cents and $1 just by selling me bud

>>14720046
i've known this guy for awhile and he's discreet and never sells bunk shit. he makes bank but lives in a small house, drives an old car, dresses like a regular guy, no jewelry, doesn't invite ho's over to party, etc. he also has a strict rule that he won't sell to niggers and won't buy from them, which is a huge plus for me

>>14720018
He'll probably murder you if it dumps

>>14720230
he's a mid-40s white guy in the 'burbs and he understands the volatility of the market.

>>14720107
>he also has a strict rule that he won't sell to niggers and won't buy from them
based

>>14720018
>>14720046
>>14720077
>>14720230
How the fuck do you fags find drug dealers. I'm 26 and have never met one in my life. In fact I've only met a small handful of people who have even done drugs in my entire life and it was when I lived in a shitty sharehouse for 6 months in a poor area.

I kinda want to try weed but no fucking clue how to obtain any.

>>14720272
>I kinda want to try weed but no fucking clue how to obtain any.
your safest bet as an autist is the darkweb

hope you guys sell immediately into btc instead of holding xmr otherwise have fun losing sats.

>>14720285
yes i'm accumulating btc by trading shitcoins. but in the end i'm going to hold most of my stack in XMR so the glowniggers can't see it

>>14720283
I'm not an autist though. I just have the bad luck of not knowing anyone who does drugs and thus not knowing any dealers. The only time I knew someone personally who smoked weed was a housemate in that place, and he wouldn't tell me his dealer since I didn't know the guy well enough at that point.

I don't trust the darkweb either. And if I buy more crypto I will feel like it's an absolute waste to spend it on drugs instead of Link. So I will end up just dumping it into Link again.

>>14720272
dude I can walk into any country on the planet and score some weed. last time in the US I bought from some bellboy at the hotel. in thailand from some rasta thai in a bar. I can sniff out a stoner from miles away and then you just hit them up. dont really smoke anymore but its easy to find pretty much anywhere. how can you NOT have ever met a drug dealer?? in my current job I could probably hit up my boss or coworkers if I wanted to score some.

>>14720272
where do you live? if you're in the US odds are one of the states near you has legal weed

>>14720304
ask a friend or relative you know won't care then. most are only a couple of people away from it.

>>14720304
>I don't trust the darkweb either.
it's more trustworthy than any dealer you're likely to find

>>14720272
>Martin Luther King Boulevard

>>14720313
In Australia. I live rurally too, so that's part of the problem. Just country folk living around here.

>>14720304
Strange you mention Thailand. I actually did meet a dealer there, but I was too scared to do anything. I was on walking street and some cunt came up and asked if I wanted weed, didn't want to go to jail so just turned and got the fuck away from him. Shame that's the only fucking place I've met a dealer. But I forgot about it until you mentioned it kek.

I don't suppose you know places in Sydney Australia to get weed?

>>14720316
My brother has been researching drugs lately which is peaked my interest and makes me want to smoke weed and try magic mushrooms. He lives in the city and knows how to get it through his old uni friend, but he landed a cushy high paid corporate job recently so he doesn't want to risk anything for like 6 months he said. I've been asking him to buy some weed for months now and come out to my farm. Faggot wont do it. To busy with his office cuck job.

>>14720356
yeah if you want to get robbed by some crackhead

>>14720366
>I don't suppose you know places in Sydney Australia to get weed?
...

whoever told you drugs are traded on this board is wrong. what a waste of public money.

>>14720413
Do I sound like a federal agent? This is the problem. My fucking roommate from years ago got the same suspicions. Fucking christ.

Weed needs to be legalized already so people like me can just walk into a store and buy it. None of this dealer bullshit and secrecy.

Your drug dealer is an idiot, he has to pay tas now

>>14720366
ask on 420chan, they might help. Weed in Australia is very expensive, you'll have to pay at least 25$ for a gram. Here in Germany it's 8$/g

TAX*

>>14720455
Well fuck that. Fuck I hate this country. Everything is so fucking expensive here.

Guess I will either take a holiday to Colorado or just wait for my brother to get some from his friend, probably around christmas. BTW are weed infused drinks/food memes or is it at good as smoking it?

>>14720495
>BTW are weed infused drinks/food memes or is it at good as smoking it?
if you do edibles your first time you're going to have a really bad time

>>14720495
Smoking weed is actually the worst way to consume it. you waste a lot through the burning process.
Eating and vaping is top tier, I had some edibles in Amsterdam and they were amazing

>>14720572
Why is that?
>>14720575
So it's even better? Neat I think I will just eat it. I'd rather do that than smoke it.

Good luck cashing out. What a retard

>>14720595
they're really strong and the high lasts like 3x longer than smoking so if you get too high it takes longer to come down. if you smoke too much you'll freak out for like 30 mins and be done with it

>>14720436
I thought weed was legal in Canberra. Just go there.

>>14720604
>Good luck cashing out.
i've been selling bitcoin for cash locally for years to pay rent. there are plenty of buyers. just go on craigslist or localbitcoin or some darkweb sites to sell your crypto for fiat.

>>14720107
he sounds like an absolute chad

>>14720604
>>14720643
also, he could probably just use his xmr to buy his supply from his suppliers. i'm sure he buys from smart people and they'll likely get into xmr soon if they aren't already

>>14720615
From that description the edibles sound fucking awesome. I want to try them even more now.

>>14720623
Just looked it up, it's not but they are trying to get it legalized. Will probably take years as this country is a joke.

>>14720743
>From that description the edibles sound fucking awesome.
depends on you, i guess. but you don't know what "too high" feels like, and it's not pleasant. imagine being incredibly anxious and paranoid, it's not enjoyable

>>14720495
Edibles are a different high, but just go for cookies or brownies or some shit, infused drinks are real but marked up to all fuck for no good reason they're kinda a meme

>>14720356
>dealing with niggers

>>14720272
they just buy the shit from the dark web and sell it to you

>>14720018
>a desperate thug and criminal knows I’m stacked with crypto
WCPGW?

>>14721600
>i didn't read the thread
illiterate nigger detected

>>14720018
>tfw you have to pay a drug dealer to provide a hormone your body needs

>>14720743
you could just grow your own buy some lamps and seeds. its not really that hard.

>>14720272
>I kinda want to try weed but no fucking clue how to obtain any.
Honestly you could make a fucking add on craigslist with a vaguely scrupulous title

>>14720018
Sounds like a brainlet college student dealer

>>14722598
Read the thread you stupid fuck.

>>14720272
Download Gay apps or dating apps. Say looking for tree. It really works.

>>14720366
>>14720495
>australia
>from the country
>cant find a dealer

wtf am i reading? how is this even possible? must be a shut in or something

>>14720018
>not killing your local drug dealers
Gay

>hey man, got my weed
>yeah dude
>lets now wait for 2 hours watching each other on this dark alley waiting for the confirmation bro

>>14720272
try talking to people in your social circles maybe? you know...hey do you know anyone who sells bud? oh wait, this is biz, you autists dont have any friends.

>>14720018
OP basically delivered the argument why Monero will be banned

>>14720107
the no-nigger rule makes him an excellent tradesman

>>14723145
which is ironic considering DASH is the one used for CP

>>14723145
Cant be banned.

>>14723204
Dash being used for CP is because its big in non-white countries who resort to abusing kids for money, like Venezuela.

>>14723221
>can't be banned
it can be banned from exchanges and all stores, which makes your shitcoin's only usecase buying drugs

>>14720595

I care about my August bretheren, so for the love of God please understand that it's an actual drug with consequences. If your first experience with weed is even a mild edible, your concept of reality is going to be nuked from low orbit and it won't be even slightly fun. You sound kind of naive so you really need to protect yourself here. Somebody you know smokes it and will sell you some I promise

>>14723221
It's value can be destroyed very easily by the state

>>14723232
but dont they have their own crypto? Their liquid money is basically toilet paper to wipe the cum off your recently raped 9year old sold by their parents to pay for the latest Avengers movie ticket

>>14723262
>it can be banned from exchanges and all stores, which makes your shitcoin's only usecase buying drugs
Theres plenty more Monero can be used for and it can be traded on decentralized exhcanges etc, or in person for other crypto which has value. It wont get institutional money, its not the "investment" currency but its one you actually use when say donating to a white nationalist group.

/pol/ has plenty of reasons to like Monero. Personally I advocate investment buying in Litecoin

>>14723145
>Monero will be banned
imagine being this stupid

>>14723361
yeah, just like the value of drugs, illegal guns, prostitutes, etc., are destroyed by the state

oh wait the state's attempt to ban that shit has made them even more valuable. if the state ever attempts to "ban" monero then you better buy all you can as fast as you can because it's going to the fucking moon

>>14723483
buying litecoin...why don't you leave your front door open for public? or go naked? do you have something to hide, dont you?

>>14720018
too inconvenient to acquire and pay in that. he will lose business.

>>14720272
Go to a party.
Go to shows.
Socialize in general.
Everybody smokes weed so I don't know how this is even possible for you to not have met a dealer.

>>14720272
Buy some on the tor markets using bitcoin and have it mailed to your house brainlet

>>14720743
edibles are easy to overdo if they're strong. you could get uncomfortably high to the point of freaking out and not feeling good. dont say you werent warned.

>>14724580
Throws off my blood pressure these days.

>>14720055

Explain.

Hookers are easy to buy with cash.

>>14724600
hookers get robbed all the time, and as much as niggers like to take pics with their drug money, having that much cash on you is a liability

>>14720318
this. i will never EVER again buy locally.

>>14720018
based

>>14723145
how will you enforce the ban, genius?

>>14723361
like cocaine and heroin, right?
just ban it, bro

>>14720018
>Test

Fucking roiding manlet

>>14724683
5'11'' king of manlets. i'm shooting for a 7 plate diddly, 5.5 pl8 squat, 4 pl8 bench, and 2.5 pl8 ohp

>>14724712
I'm natty long arm fuck and have 3pl8 bench. Not some half rep bouncing trash though.

>>14720018
OP, why the fuck are you buying drugs from the street? use the dark net and get better prices and quality drugs. Use this link on TOR http://dreadditevelidot.onion/d/DarkNetMarkets

Or just go directly to Empire market. Here are the links for the remaining markets https://darkwebwiki.org/

>>14724712
What are you lifting right now? And BW?

>>14724722
noice. mirin

>>14724733
I tried ordering speed paste off the darknet once and it never arrived.
The guy had good reviews too...

>>14720018
Does Monero also work when your are dealing in sex trafficking you fucking degenerate?

>>14724737
around 180-185lb. i just started juicing last week. current lifts:

>squat: 335 3x5
>diddly: 450 3x5
>bench: 260 3x5
>ohp: 145 3x5
i have a nagging shoulder injury that i hope the test helps me to heal up

>>14724752
>privacy bad
says the NPC

>>14724749
the dude delivering the package probably found it and snatched it for himself

>>14723483
the problem is that there is no simple way to get xmr

>testosterone
Dilate

>>14724794
you can buy xmr with fiat on bittrex (or a similar exchange i don't remember which exactly)

>>14720272
you have to actually talk to people autismo.

>>14724782
/fraud/ can help you with that shit, don't know much about roiding myself. Although it pretty much guarantees improved recovery. /plg/ if you want a proper strength programme.

Your bench is already pretty good for your weight. 3pl8 seems reasonable with juicing. OHP is a bit weaker though.

>>14724749
shit happens. I've lost a few drug packages in the mail but I've been ordering since 2012. I probably lost a total of 5 packages but I've ordered over 100 packages. and it's usually big enough quantities to feed me and my homies.

>>14724831
>/fraud/ can help you with that shit
ya i know i've been on /fit/ for years. i don't like generals though, too many attentionwhore tripfags

>>14724831
>OHP is a bit weaker though.
yeah my shoulder refuses to heal

>>14720285
monero is going to be 5% of a bitcoin this time next year, though...

>>14720318
>>14724648
the difference being an automatic felony for controlled substances crossing state lines, vs me "hanging out" with some hippie for 15 minutes
most people don't understand how to maintain opsec to beat a case anyways, i really think most normans should buy local for their own sake

>>14724794
Are you retarded?

>>14720366
>anon has a farm in rural Australia
just grow your own, it will be better quality and you'll have more fun

>>14724901
>package is intercepted
>wow i have no idea who mailed that to me and i don't know what it is i'm clueless lmao!
and if you VPN into tor using a burner VM and use XMR to buy then no prosecutor can build a case against you if you just keep your mouth shut

>>14720272
Jesus fuck are some of you poor bastards actually this autistic?

>>14724844
Yea, /plg/ is full of fags forcing memes know. There were some decent helpful trips before. /fraud/ has some borderline schizos.

>>14725002
>what's with all the autists on an anime imageboard?

>>14720272
Youre supposed to have friends who know people who know people.

>>14720272
If you’re 26 and saying this you probably have autism

>>14720272
anon obviously lives in a good neighborhood in a county that isn't degenerate

>>14725088
in my area (florida) if i just go to a sketchy gas station, i'll have the colored folk by the door selling the drugs

>>14720452
Retard

>>14725088
good neighborhoods have the best drugs and dealers in my experience

>>14724752
this isn't an argument. it's putting the burden of bad behavior on the utility used to conduct said behavior, instead of condemning the behavior itself and the circumstances that led to it.
if a sex trafficker is arrested with 500k cash are you upset at the US dollar? of course not, you fucking retard.
NOT AN ARGUMENT. privacy is a human right.

>>14724831

enjoy sterility

>>14725126
it's the same non-argument as blaming cars for car accident deaths

>>14724995
i never said it was impossible, but please understand that if you are able to VPN into a burner VM to use XMR then you are already in the top 1% technically literate...
try explaining that to the average drug user lol.

>>14725145
juicing doesn't cause sterility unless you overdo it and don't do a proper PCT like a dumbass. dyel?

>>14724995
oh, and your phone has to be clean too. that will get seized in a controlled delivery. most people slip up.

>want to buy $20 4chan pass
>go put $27 into bitcoin atm
>buy pass
>$1 left in my wallet

truly the future of currency

>>14720304
>I will feel like it's an absolute waste to spend it on drugs
That's because it is. Stay wise and invest it all.

>>14725162
>oh, and your phone has to be clean too
my dealer tells me to leave my phone at home when i come over and puts his in the microwave

>>14720055
They do

>>14720055
And it has

>>14723041
Xmr is super fast ever since it got bulletproofs. takes about 20 seconds

>>14725156

>honestly believing this

Go do a sperm check. Ill bet you its already abnormally low. I advise you freeze sperm ASAP before its too late.

t. Urologist

>>14725209
>puts his in the microwave
tell him if he sells drugs he can afford a real faraday cage
also tell him that his phone disconnecting service every time a customer comes through is just as telling as a customer's phone connecting to his wifi every time, too. it's all about patterns. don't make any.

>>14725273
>honestly believing this
yes, i do.
>t. Urologist
ok so you're a retard. i work in a hospital and i'm not impressed by you docs googling everything and handing out kike pharma pills like candy. kill yourself if you're actually a doctor. thanks in advance

>>14720272
just dont

>>14720018
great, you just shilled him a coin that's about to plunge in value. poor guy will have much less money in a few weeks/months

>>14725356
>that's about to plunge in value
maybe in the short term, but if you don't see the value in xmr then you're an idiot.

>>14720272
wait, did you never try weed, amphetamines, coke, xtc/molly, codeine, or mephedrone with your friends at parties when you were like 16-19? wtf have you done bro it stops being fun in your 20s. i remember feeling like the king of the world when my uncle finally allowed me to have a few lines of coke and whiskey on my 15th bday.

Told my drug dealer about crypto while we watch porn jerking each other off I told him he can stick his linky into my stinky

>>14725421
sounds like a good time

>>14725303

>getting this mad at the truth

>>14725495
do you even know what during- and post-cycle treatment is? using things like clomid? they block the negative effects on your testiclites, mate. you're a pretty shitty urologist

>>14720455
kekes, here in france i pay 4 euros for a gram of premium moroccan hashish, live in Niggertown in the outskirts of Paris tho

>>14725519
i went to colorado a little while ago and bought an ounce (28.35g) for $160. and holy shit it was strong.

>>14724782
Hang therapy, thank me later

>>14725495
based ja/ck/ poster

>>14725519
3€ Spain. KEK

>>14720283
>Safest
>Darknet

>>14726426
>the darknet is so scary, it's even called dark!
get out of my thread, boomer

That testosterone doin' for you?

>>14726478
im implying your product could be tampered with. The "safest" option is to grow it yourself numbskull.
~Chad

>>14726546
>im implying your product could be tampered with
dumbshit boomer confirmed

>>14720055
In Russia it's the only way to buy a quality product by using online marketplaces and crypto, all junkies know how to deal with crypto

>>14726584
The grass could be "laced" man

>>14724794
You can use a credit card on Poloniex now. Kraken has had fiat pairs forever. Koreans have a very liquid market. Every altcoin market in existence has btc pairs.

>>14726534
we'll see, i'm only on week 2

>>14720055
Many thots already take crypto.