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July 9th:
1776 – George Washington orders the Declaration of Independence to be read out to members of the Continental Army in Manhattan, while thousands of British troops on Staten Island prepare for the Battle of Long Island.
1850 – U.S. President Zachary Taylor dies after eating raw fruit and iced milk; he is succeeded in office by Vice President Millard Fillmore.
1868 – The 14th Amendment to the United States Constitution is ratified, guaranteeing African Americans full citizenship and all persons in the United States due process of law.
1896 – William Jennings Bryan delivers his Cross of Gold speech advocating bimetallism at the 1896 Democratic National Convention in Chicago.
1900 – The Federation of Australia is given royal assent.
1943 – World War II: The Allied invasion of Sicily soon causes the downfall of Mussolini and forces Hitler to break off the Battle of Kursk.
1958 – A 7.8 Mw strike-slip earthquake in Alaska causes a landslide that produces a megatsunami. The runup from the waves reached 525 m (1,722 ft) on the rim of Lituya Bay; five people were killed.
1962 – Starfish Prime tests the effects of a nuclear test at orbital altitudes.

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>>14671715

>> No.14681514

Buy more SNSS

>> No.14681522
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>>14681492
I'm getting buffalo chicken pizza.

>> No.14681535

>>14681419
>politicians are corrupt
Tonight on the 11 o'clock news!
>Nvidia isn't the real competition it's Intcel.
So? Still means AMD isn't the only game in town. But sure, you found a good one with good management, may as well ride it out.
>I do buy MO
You're not so bad, after all.

You're okay with me anon. But be careful when bashing clinton, absolute saint compared to all the other presidents of the past 3 decades or so.

They tried to hang him for being a straight white male. Republicans started something, with their "ends justify the means" mentality. It's gonna have a bad end.

>>14681516
>Dodd-Frank was part of the problem
?

>> No.14681538
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THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

>> No.14681547

>>14681538
based and divvypilled

>> No.14681573

>>14681535
the affordable housing law in the fair housing act which barney frank championed. try to pay attention when you're in school. call me Professor Dividend

>> No.14681579

>>14681465
Pardon the OT but why Itsuki?

>> No.14681584

>>14681492
im in the mood for a hotdog

>> No.14681587

>>14681538
nice

>>14681522
good choice

>> No.14681601

Anyone else getting that "buy Chewy" feel?

>> No.14681615
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AMDCHADS RYZEN. THE. FUCK. UP.

>> No.14681629

LCI in a huge bear trap...

LCI to $30

>> No.14681632

>>14681615
based AMD poster

>> No.14681641

>>14681601
the fact that pets dot com is IPOing again is making me want to put all my money in cash, gold, and firearms

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I love betting against Erdogan's mismanagement and incompetence. Wish I had bought more.

How's your day going /biz/?

>> No.14681648

>Altria, Philip Morris Stocks Can Rise Because They Are Cheap, Analyst Says
>Tobacco stocks Altria and Philip Morris International are no stranger to controversy, but both companies look poised for gains despite headwinds for the industry, argues Stifel.

What the fuck? Why is this guy shining so much light on my big secret trade? He's going to ruin everything!

>> No.14681660

>>14681579
WOKE
good eye
why not post picture of cute girl in the OP?
she is a bit pouting because the markets are sort of crabbing so far this week

>> No.14681707
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I've made $46 on AMD. So long poorfags

>> No.14681761

>>14681707
pls member me rich anon

>> No.14681772

>>14681641
This is such a stupid fucking comparison.

I don't think pets.com had any revenue or even sales, it was just "hey guys we're gonna sell pet shit online, buy it! You bought all those other internet stocks."

Chewy has a loyal customer base. Though the family I know who uses them switched to Walmart.com, said it's cheaper... forgot about that... maybe not so bullish on Chewy.

Doesn't change the fact that Chewy is NOT Pets.com. Dot com investors were 20 years too early. People were still shopping at Toys-R-Us and Tower Records. Blockbuster was all the rage and no one thought Netflix would do anything big.

Nigga, streaming wasn't a thing, most people had never ordered anything from the internet, and people still bough videogames and cd's from actual brick and mortar stores.

Now, the REAL new pets.com, on the real, is that recent ipo called the "RealReal". It's run by the CEO from... pets.com

>> No.14681781

>>14681707
Up 1400€ today so far. Let's see where it goes.

>> No.14681820
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>>14681647
Going great thanks to SQ and OKTA carrying my entire portfolio

>> No.14681889

>>14681535
I concider global scale pedo ring smuch worse than blowing up brown terrorists.
Nothing is worse than corrupting pure innocence and perverting the future

>> No.14681908

>>14681629
30 eoy
300 eo2020

>> No.14681940

>>14681889
>global scale pedo ring
?

Is this some pizzagate shit? I don't follow.

Who are you saying was better than Clinton the No-Inhaler?

>> No.14681992

Every time I look at the spy chart it drops a nickle.

>> No.14682015
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I just bought a bunch of CBL

>> No.14682031

Thoughts on USAT?

>> No.14682074

Who you gonna buy when Powell the overcorrector slashes rates?

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>>14681889
>and perverting the future
IED's tend to pervert the future of innocent people too, especially with loss of limb or massive permanent scaring

>>14681940
some uber rich guy who is friends with everyone who is rich got caught in a massive pedo ring

>Is this some pizzagate shit?
little more serious now that criminal charges have been brought up

>man some of the stories ive heard about this guy on /b/ years ago
since he has ties to many famous people (including current and multiple former presidents) the trial could have some juicy details, assuming anyone else is guilt (and again assuming these new charges ever see the inside of a courtroom)

>> No.14682100

>>14682074
retailers and gold

>> No.14682106
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AMD is skyrocketing, just as I predicted.
Looks like I'll sell my call options when AMD hits the 34-37 range.
See you next time.

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>>14681615
HERE WE GO AGAIN

>> No.14682151

>>14682100
Really? So LULU, Costco, Target?

Don't the Divvy champions win because the bond yield collapse?

>> No.14682187

>Kraig Biocraft Laboratories to Host Annual Shareholder Meeting
>7:05 AM ET, 07/08/2019 - Business Wire
What the fuck? How did I miss this?

Anyone close enough to Michigan to go see /ourspiderguys/?

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me no be able for trade next few days until chemo weares off ;_;

>> No.14682266

>>14682206
RKG just use the DOTMSCUMM. You'll make fuck you money by Friday.

>> No.14682292

>>14682111
Mirin AMD so hard right now

>> No.14682299

>>14682206
Praying for u bby

>> No.14682301

ideas for recession proof bond ETF or equities?

>> No.14682309

>>14682074
SQQQ calls

>> No.14682315

>>14682206
you just have to press a button though

>> No.14682318
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>>14682266
me do DEADANIMEGIRLGUROHOLE strategy now

>> No.14682335

>>14681940
I bet your name ends in stein

>> No.14682338

Remember guys, never trade on an empty stomach, when you're emotional, or when you have to pee/poop. Clear heads make the breads!

>> No.14682352

>>14682338
>he doesn't fast
never gonna make it

>> No.14682359

>>14681820
Spicy picks, I’m envious.

I’m better as geopolitical predictions than business world ones, so I’ll stick to indexes

>> No.14682378

>>14682315
Anon has Chemo-brain, other anon. That is not a state you want to make risky decisions in.

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>>14682338
actually o_o
many many traders dont eat until after day over

me only eat lunch when have already made profits

>> No.14682424

>SNSS rising
How long should I hold it for?

>> No.14682429

>>14682393
We should have Lunchtime hour long break in trading like Hong Kong.

>> No.14682439

>>14682335
SO CLOSE

It ends in GoldSchwartzBergO'Reilly

Buy stocks, incel.

>Yes, it's unnatural to be attracted to fertile 15-17 year old women
>man up and get with a 35 year old roastie!
>repress your lust and accept it!
>No way! Getting Pregnant and starting a family at 14 is unhealthy! A woman will never get her masters in communications and reach her earning potential if she does that!
IWonderWhoCouldBeBehindThisButIt'sARoastBeefSandwich.png

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>>14681465
So where's the bottoman on TRST. Not really a trade I want to get in on but if there's a chance I can leave a bid hanging at $4 and get it filled I might have no choice.

>> No.14682472

>>14682429
Also Tokyo.
It's interesting.
US workers get cucked out of so much vacation, family time, time with their families. We're the slaves of the developed world.

GET BACK TO WORK.

>> No.14682555

>>14682472
in Japan their entire life is work

>> No.14682559

>>14682472
Fuck that I'm playing MTGA while trying to not look at the SPY chart so that it will go upward.

>> No.14682568

>>14682439
projecting much?

>> No.14682576

Sell ZM if you have it. Big flaw was found that allows any website to activate your webcam without your permission as a result of ZM software opening up permissions when installed.

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>>14682429
>>14682472
we no have luxury of taking break as leader of world econmommy O_O

>> No.14682610

>>14682576
I heard about this. Zoom has explicitly said it's a feature, not a bug, and I believe it's only on the mobile app. Privacy advocates are shitting themselves with rage. Remains to be seen if Zoom changes course.

>> No.14682616

>>14682568
Projecting what? Onto who?
Is this bait you motherfucker?

>> No.14682617
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>>14682301
weed stocks
NGE
KHC
NWL
QYLD
PUTW

SLV
SLVO
GLD
GLDI

etc

>> No.14682625

>>14682472
We also make the most money, pay less taxes unless you live in commie states, enjoy a high standard of living and have the largest opportunities to achieve our dreams.

>> No.14682649

I TOLD YOU ABOUT MSFT AND AAPL!
I WARNED YOU!

>> No.14682650

>>14682439
Autist jew confirmed

>> No.14682682

>>14682625
As long as your dreams are never retiring and paying for the Boomer's social security and medicare, sure.

>>14682650
Yes, and?

>> No.14682685

>>14682151
M KSS TXRH all got prett fat divvies and are cheap af

>> No.14682716

>>14682685
Surely, you meant MO and not Macy's...
I'm in KSS though and it hurts. The divvy is alright though, paying me to wait for them to bounce back.

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>>14682393
Damn, guess I fucked up today then.

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>>14682734

>> No.14682789

>>14682716
im speculating on Macy's. The name is bad but the fundamentals are good. 7% dividend is around 50% of EPS, debt is going down

>> No.14682800

>>14682649
You didnt warn me about shit you lying fuck.

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>>14682734
show just a slice, from a slightly different angle
I'm still trying to form an opinion on that pizza

It looks like it might be good, or it might be too greasy with too high of a cheese ratio. I can't tell yet. crust looks good

>> No.14682887

>>14682734
I got me some sausage onions peppers with potatoes.

>> No.14682888

Is Nvidia cheap yet?

What about Cat?
Geo? VMWare? MMM?

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>>14682806

>> No.14682909

>>14682887
based

>> No.14682910

I just looked at SPY chart, it's going to drop a nickle now.

>> No.14682916

>>14682424
until it hits it's current 52 week high, at least. SNSS is a several month play.

>> No.14682941

So how long do most of you Anons hold your shares for? Do you buy/sell at the first sign of dipping or do you hold it until worst case scenario happens?

>> No.14682949

>>14682910
told ya

>> No.14682961

>>14682895
going with 6/10

>> No.14682973

>>14682941
selling is for pussies.

>> No.14683012

I'm seriously crashing the economy by looking at this chart. I need to close the window and wait until power hour.

>> No.14683039

>>14683012
keep doing it, I haven't gotten cheapies since November.

>>14682941
Buy low, buy higher, keep buying. Use your whole paycheck. Take out loans. Buy stocks.

>> No.14683088

>>14683039
You had all of May to get cheapies. No I'm not going to look for another 2 hours. So buy some OTM calls and sell in 2 hours, you'll make some serious cash.

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Lunch of champions.
Tastes like America.

Fuck you communists.
*sips*

>> No.14683141

>>14682734
I can see my reflection on that pizza. Ew. Gonna have to pass.

>> No.14683144

I envision JACK is going to 88 at least

>> No.14683185

>>14683039
>Use whole paycheck
Now wait just a gosh darn second there. You're not trying to swindle me into using all my savings, are you, Anon? I'll be very disappointed in you if you are.

>> No.14683194

>>14682074
REITs - US is headed towards a Japan like scenario in 10 yrs or so and cost of borrowing is going to 0.

>> No.14683231

Anyone know how to do that thing where you invest in low income areas to offset capital gains taxes? Heard something on NPR about how it's not helping the people it's supposed to help, and that investors are the ones benefitting.

Could be worth exploiting.

>>14683194
Missed my shot on NRZ. What're you eying?

>> No.14683275

>>14683141
It was quite greasy and had a bit too much cheese, but I enjoyed it.

>> No.14683279
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14683279

Best vanguard fund for comfy dividends?

>> No.14683339

>>14682800
Yes I did fag

>> No.14683342

>>14683279
I like VYM for that, anon

>> No.14683363

>>14682301
JNJ, PG, KMB, KO, PEP, SBUX, MCD, DG, WMT

>> No.14683374

NIO NIO NIO

>> No.14683388

>>14683279
You know it's racist shit like this that leads African Americans to violent crimes.

>> No.14683391

>>14683279
holy fuck that image is amazing

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>>14683342
What’s the dividend payout rate? I have $11k in VTSAX, thinking of diversifying. Might buy $3k of VHYAX.

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G-gaymestop ch-chads rise u-up

>> No.14683578

>>14683449
Annualized payout is about $2.50 per share. Note that if you want the best payouts, that's QYLD

>> No.14683582

>>14683557
Gamer gate killed gamestop. Just look at the chart. The catalyst was gamer gate. Just let the company die already.

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>>14683582
Actually, it was about ethics in gaming journalism

>> No.14683629

>>14683582
i just want to make an ez 300% return on the shit stock with a short squeeze or buyout or something

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>>14683578
Thanks

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Rate my portfolio

>> No.14683655

>>14683578
the best payout is the one that will continue to pay and increase that payout over time. yield is less relevant than payout ratio, CAGR, and number of years of increased dividends

>> No.14683663

>>14683651
That's a shitload of BNP stuks

>> No.14683673 [DELETED] 

>>14683651
trash strats

>> No.14683678

>>14683144
Hey can you do me a favor---
Take a glance at RICK and tell me what you think
Thanks, much love

>> No.14683681

>>14683663
It’s a decimal comma

>> No.14683717

>>14683629
Have you heard of DOMSCUMM

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weather sucks, market literally 0% movement, holy fuck what a boring ass day. gonna get drunk

>> No.14683729

>>14683651
not enough tesla, beyond meat, and canopy growth.

>> No.14683734
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Folks, we have a decided lift to the market in the last, oh let's say 2 hours.

>> No.14683736

>>14683717
pls no i don't need to hear from some larper with his $300 rh account

>> No.14683819

>>14681820
SQ hell yeah today has been a good day up 1.6% overall

>> No.14683823

>>14683717
Where that guy go -_-;
Did he serious no even last 1 day ?_?

>> No.14683855

>HBO-Max to get Friends
Shit... was T worth buying after all?

I dislike friends but goddamn do normies love the hell out of it.

>> No.14683856

>>14683623
this

>> No.14683866

>>14683557
I will never forget that young lad from wallstreetbets who put all his college money in Gamestop around 20-22$ because he was confident about the next cylcle or smth. Sometimes I look at $GME and wonder where he is. May he rest in peace.

>> No.14683905

GEO Group
$20.15
-$0.43 (-2.07%) Today

buy? I think buy. I'm gonna buy some more. It's my only REIT...

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>>14683823
There are two possibilities :

1. He's still here
You guys clowned on him a little bit too much two or three threads ago and he went quiet

2. He was on a massive Bender (meth or other amps), which explains the 50 posts in a thread and overconfidence thing, and he's sleeping it off hard

I hope he won't take it too hard and will come back

>> No.14683966

>>14683924
I think he's a wagie, and probably doesn't have access to the chinz during the day. IIRC he usually posts after 4 EST.

>> No.14684006

>>14683905
NRZ is still in range.

>> No.14684047

DOMSCUMM is a scam artist, he convinced me to put half of my net worth into $300 SPY calls (which he probably has the short ends of) that expire tomorrow, and now i'm financially ruined.

>> No.14684051

>>14683966
Hey I'm a wagie. just right now I'm working and phoneposting at night and sleeping in the day
are you not a laborer? i though you were

how can he make DITMLCSMM work if he can't buy and sell options LOL

>> No.14684068

Anybody shmp?
It had an insane run from below 1ct to 1$ in 4 months not long ago. It's back at 10ct again.
It's hard finding any real info about it though. Everythings full of delusional bagholders who bought above 50ct. If it can run once why not again? All the bagholders wanting out will probably dampen it a bit. Is it an actual gamble or just p&d?

>> No.14684076

>>14684047
wtf i love DITMLCSMM now

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>>14684047
my bad dude I sold you those.
My real strategy (I learned in the mountains from the warrior monk traders) is SBWOCP
Sell Baggie Wild Options and Collect Premium

sorry you had to find out like this
for real this strategy is free money though you should try it. just do an inverse DOMSCUMM and pretty soon you'll be a multimillionaire joining me in the yacht club as I set sail on fair lady SBWOCP

>> No.14684154

>>14684006
I'm probably being a big stupid idiot, but I feel like I'm overpaying when I miss the bottom. I watched it dip below 14.90 and didn't buy because I wasn't sure how well I understood interest rates and why it had dropped to low.

Eventually, maybe I'll stop beating myself up for missing the exact tops and bottoms.

Bruh, you don't like GEO here?

And it's after NRZ's EX date... looks like they've only paid one divvy since last year?

>> No.14684171

>>14684094
You know what. When these options sky rocket over night and we hit spy $320 tomorrow I'll be the one laughing.

>> No.14684182

>>14684051
I am def a wagie in a professional industry. I don't have any restrictions on my network use so if it's a slow day I can trade and shitpost and whatnot.

>> No.14684222

>>14684154
>And it's after NRZ's EX date... looks like they've only paid one divvy since last year?
Twice. Use Nasdaq’s site.

GEO looks like they’re using debt to cover their dividend.

>> No.14684228

>>14684171
i hope so

you know despite the sarcasm I always tried to help you make money
I told you to buy the later date calls
I made money this morning on Friday exp spy calls

>>14684182
you think that no one is watching you
your boss is readingyour posts and is going to fire you if you trade bad

>> No.14684239
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friendly reminder that its perfect AMD strangle time right now
>new product and fedposting in the same week
rev up those options

>> No.14684291

>>14684228
D:

>> No.14684410

>>14684182
Also wagie. Working retail while doing this on the side in hope that I don't have to keep living to cater to every pissed off customers whim.

>> No.14684420
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>>14683678
I guess I like the balance sheet, but the weekly and monthly price action says large specs want to dump more

I would only range trade it

>> No.14684444
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14684444

>SPY back to 297

>> No.14684456

>>14684222
Nice trips!
Just noticed this when I pulled it up on Schwab:
>The GEO Group Declares Quarterly Cash Dividend of $0.48 Per Share
>6:45 AM ET, 07/09/2019 - Business Wire
Is this bad news? It seems to be the expected amount, not sure why it'd be tanking. But what you say about debt funding it's divvy is catastrophic.

>>14684420
God I want to fuck an anime gril in the mouth.

What do you think about prison REIT geo?

>> No.14684499

>>14684228
That's why you gotta be the boss :3

>> No.14684509

>>14684456
I see a 150% payout on Finviz.

>> No.14684518

Hey folks got redirected over here.

Jc penny's? A friend of mine got 10K of it for me. Which was nice as hell but they might not understand how fucked the market is right now being like, 100 years old.

Will it ever go up?

>> No.14684529

>>14684509
Oh god that's disgusting, isn't it?

I'm financially LINK'd

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>>14684529
>>14684509
On the other hand... this CFRA report ranks it in the top 5%...

What reports are worth listening to, anyways?

>> No.14684587

>>14684456
I dont study reits but I used to like GEO. I also liked GOV but it crashed 70% and mergered. So Im not mucha one for reits

>> No.14684616
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14684616

Ay yo I hope y'all niggas lose all y'all money when we correct. Trump is gonna doom this here nation and I'm about to stacks my rax

>> No.14684665

>>14684574
Harris is going to open the prison and commune all the ooga boogas.

>> No.14684691

>>14684518
It's definitely a gambling stock, if they can recover it's good but if definitely looks like they're on a slow decline into irrelevancy. One of the directors did just buy a bunch of the stock up last month though so maybe he sees a future for JCP.

>> No.14684723

>>14684574
It looks even worse on there than Finviz.

>> No.14684732

>>14684691
Or a buyout.

>> No.14684760

>>14684665
I have no idea what I'm going to do if Harris actually wins the primary. I might have to hop on a transpacific freighter to Japan and beg Abe to let me in. Then I'll probably be murdered by the Yakuza or locked up with Ghosn for being a fat filthy gaijin.

>> No.14684764
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>>14684518
if you have absolutely no idea what you are doing with stocks id recommend selling it all now, then make a portfolio split between SPY, DIA, QQQ, and IWD
or half cash half that, or half JCP half those stocks

Its almost certain JCP will go lower, not higher in the future, but if your friend was a JCP insider that knows more than the general public, maybe it could see a sudden boost sometime "soon"

and are you absolutely sure your 'friend' isnt about to short the shit out of them (or did he just have to for some sort of IRS reasons?)

i guess it might depend on your friends intentions and or how financially literate they are about the stock market

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>>14684228
His boss probably fading his trades hehehe

>> No.14684798

>>14684691
Thanks for the insight. I agree despite how much physical presence the store has it may be 5 to 10 years before people start earning enough to start shopping like they did before. And by then Amazon might just own the whole fucking pie for retail.

But then again. Maybe they pull ahead? i dunno mang. Seems silly to put 10k on a brick and mortar store. But right now i've got a .14 gain on what they bought it for...which is....meh?

>> No.14684810 [DELETED] 
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14684810

We're going to close green and hit ATH tomorrow. Dubs confirms.

>> No.14684832

>>14684732
I'm ignorant on buyouts. Anyone have any reading material or mind spoonfeeding me?

What's the most likely option if amazon goes full on Wholefoods two electric boogaloo on overpriced white people clothes?

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>>14684810
we lining up for EOD selloff that gonna wipe out today gains x_X

>> No.14684867

>>14684518
Definitely a spec contrarian play, if they don't go bankrupt easily a big winner, probably a 3 or 4 bagger

>> No.14684912

>>14684764
They're just so god damn old they've been able to play the long game for stocks. Jc penny looks like a rolling ball of money if you ignore the last 10 years. Which of course, No one should..

And your probably right about selling out and splitting. Greed is what's keeping me sitting on it. As for why, they are old and wanted to see what happend. Guess they wanted someone else to take a interest in the game.

>> No.14684917

>>14684574
> Financial Health: N/A
lmao

>> No.14684931

>>14684518
>debt to equity ratio: 4.75

JUST

Avoid any company with debt to equity ratio higher than 0.5 like plague. You can play the game of a turnaround but only if you know exactly what you are doing. Insiders sometimes buy small percentage of stock to prop it up in the market

>> No.14684983

>>14684864
Can't wipe out my gains if I don't have any.

>> No.14684996

>>14684983
based and logicpilled

>> No.14685031

>>14684867
Right? But i don't know where there gunna pull that money out of. I mean. Jc penny has been fucking weird as a stock. They seem to stick it out and hire good ceo's since 2010. But It's like fighting against the tide. Last year it went to what, 2.64? That's good enough for my uneducated ass to sell out.

I guess because it's paper and a gift i'm not taking it as seriously as i should. But i really appreciate the feedback i'm getting here. Reading these threads are helping me learn a fuckton so thanks all.

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14685053

DRYS mooning

>> No.14685054
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14685054

What is this chart called?

>> No.14685075

>>14684931
I mean i'd imagine every brick and mortar store to have a debt to equity ratio over .5.
But you are right it's risky

>> No.14685080

>>14682206
The chemo doesn’t seem to be working. You’re still here.

>> No.14685095

>>14685075
Below*
My bad

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>>14685054

>> No.14685116

>>14684769
your boss probably doing the same
:^)

>> No.14685129

>>14685095
>>14685075
I'm not saying it'll go bust but there are high chances. Only three kinds of companies go bust:

>poor cashflows
>high debt
>accounting fraud

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BAC long call spread to hold thru earnings (07/26 exp)?

The good: earnings will probably beat, a call spread neutralizes IV effects. The bad: the fed chair is gonna open his mouth and if the market sniffs rate cuts the price will tank. Thoughts?

>> No.14685152

What's/smg/s consensus on Levi's earnings today? Long or short?

>> No.14685153
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Come on CURA you bearish shit stock let's hold that $9 bottom floor.

>> No.14685175

>>14681615
>>14681632
>>14681707
>>14682106
>>14682111

I should have bought more when it dipped a few days ago before the new Ryzen CPU launch.

I'm pretty happy making some cash at +5% though.

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>>14684912
you dont need to sell all of your shares to stay interested,but if it is a significant amount of cash, do you really want to risk all on JCP?

>>14685053
thats nothing, just be careful, they tend to get halted when they rise over 100 % in a day

>>14685054
messy square wave, (not enough "circles" to be smooth)

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>>14685116
All who fade me die >:(

>> No.14685231

>>14684864
'no'

>>14685054
that's a thousand-aire making chart no lie
if one of these college kiddies gets on some OOTM calls like that they can double their money easy in a day with low port size

once you start to scale up you have to use BMSGGGFYM instead of the DOMSCUMM

>>14685152
I'm not touching LEVI
I like their jeans but my pants are mostly Uniqlo, Wrangler, and Prahna (sp?)
what do you think?

>>14685144
Jerome will fuck you with his thick manly cock
basically you are flipping a coin. make sure you're getting odds that you are OK with

>> No.14685237

>>14685152
>>14685152
>>14685152

>> No.14685244

This just in

No China deal ever

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14685246

The hour arrives

>> No.14685254

>>14685129
Well. It's got two of those so far, and the third one probably just hasn't been discovered or is intentional.

Still, gunna be fun to watch.

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>>14685230
'no'

>>14685244
good FUCK china
let them rot with their pig AIDS and their armyworm and their no freedom
well, I hope everything turns out OK for them in the end, but if they want to act tough they're going to get the thick cock
that's just what happens to those who act tough

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>>14685244
Market rallies above ath... Golden bull eternal

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>>14685246
pumpe et goldun bulle
No Bog

>> No.14685393

>>14685214
You and everyone else is probably right. There's a reason why slow sensible purchases with common sense information over a long period of time is what actually generates money in this game. Well that, and insider trading.

At the same time. I'm gonna go ahead and read up on the first post information and sit on the sinking ship until i'm better educated. You and the others have given me good places to start.

It's kind of interesting just seeing where it goes while it floats like this. Throwing 10K on a slow moving roulette wheel and seeing what happens is kind of fun.

>> No.14685417

Alright folks, power hour is here. Make sure to purchase some cheapies for tomorrows reverse long squeeze on equities.

>> No.14685418

>>14685327
once you get to an ATH, you usually keep making new ones for a while

if we do that, it is 'natural'
if we don't do that, it's 'unnatural'
nothing wrong with ATH, don't be afraid

some things are new and unique in this market
some things never change
make sure that you know which is which (what is temporal and what is eternal)


sunny D, what about the stock market would you call eternal? I want to know your ideas, as one of the big brains in this thread

>> No.14685462

>>14685393
the OP info is 'okay' but not great. it is very general
what is the highest level of mathematics that you have studied academically?
(and what country/region are you in)

>> No.14685499

>>14685462
I got a C in Algebra.

>> No.14685501

How much higher can AMD go it seems overvalued

>> No.14685502

>>14685214
>thats nothing, just be careful, they tend to get halted when they rise over 100 % in a day


I don't need newfags lecturing me.

I bet you don't even understand the context of the image. You definitely weren't here, and you probably weren't even trading during the great shipping meme bubble of 16

>> No.14685546

>>14685501
The previous 13-year high was 34.30$. I don't think there's much more headroom up, but we'll see. I have my trailing stop set and enjoy the ride before waiting for another chance on cheapies.

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>>14685501
Wrong. $50 EOY

>> No.14685567

>>14685244
fuck China

>> No.14685581

>>14685462
College trig, intro college statistics.

I'm not braindead tier but certainly not multiple stock chop block graph kinda smart. Didn't discover the magic of adderal till i was burnt out of state college and got stuck in a call center job.

Florida. So, i'm pretty well in a ocean of old fucks waiting to die and young - middle aged folks waiting on the life insurance payout.

What would you suggest to learn this stuff?

>> No.14685594

>>14685501
set mine to let go at $34. Just looking back should tell you guys that. Like this >>14685546 anon.

>>14685555
That would be nice. But historical data would suggest otherwise. If so, then BUY BUY BUY

>> No.14685595

>>14685393
Throw it on some new tech startup if you want a lottery

BTW what are people's thoughts on FVRR? It looks promising but too early for investment I think

>> No.14685602

>>14685499
college algebra or high school algebra?
what decade was it?

we'll teach you some nerd shit yet baggie
remember, mathematics is the language god speaks (any god)

>>14685501
IMO it's a 10 dollar stock pumping on some good consumer chips (which don't mean much)
long run, server chips and cellphone chips are what matter. BUT if AMD is smart they will be able to make those. 30-35 range that it is trading in is 'fair' right now. I'm just letting it chill, not touching it. Way more upside to buy other semis stocks IMO. AMD could run way up, 50+, but only if they go hard competitive in the server market. Their consumer silicone is showing strength, so maybe their server chips will as well.
but remember they are more fab dependent that intel
I haven't done a dive on IBM or other outer-semis recently, mostly I don't touch them.

where did BSC go, made 70% in a month on SOXS? I miss u babe

>> No.14685627

>>14685602
I don't remember it was like 15 years ago.

>> No.14685650

>>14685594
AMD hasn't had a product lineup this dominant arguably ever. They are going to crush Intcel. Get on the train before it's too late.

>> No.14685693

>>14683194
I'm retarded- are REITs doing well in Japan? Or are you more focused on the consistent payouts + reinvestment of these payouts for growth? I'd assume divvies would do well in a situation where price appreciation (due to zombie firms and whatnot) is low.

>> No.14685694

>>14685602
Jesus the ignorance on AMD and the semiconductor sector in these threads shouldn't shock me anymore but come on do some research.

>> No.14685699
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>>14681707
Buying shares of AMD has greatly improved my social, financial, and sex life. After just 2 weeks of buying and holding, I went from being a hopeless virgin to fucking multiple women daily. My penis has grown 4 inches and I’ve grown from 5’8” to 6’1”. I have almost doubled my muscle mass and I went from barely able to keep a stream of cum to being able to bust massive loads on women. Life is the greatest and I owe it all to AMD.

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>>14685502
oh but i was, squeezed out twice in the summer then scalped it for $40 one fine november day

>>14685581
learn calculus, just basics like what a derivative,
an integral, and what limit is (you can use computers/calculators to actually do them for you, but if you dont know what they mean then its meaningless)

wikipedia and self made problems checked with wolframalpha can be enough, depends on time and motivation you put in

there are literally thousands of textbooks out there that can teach you too, so just find closest and/or cheapest for you

>> No.14685762
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GOD DAMN IT IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A GREEN DAY. THE FUCKING GOOD FORTUNE UNICORN LIED TO EVERYBODY!

>> No.14685769

>>14685581
If you are in Florida, unironically learn some marketing skills (any kind) and make money from selling junk to rich boomers. I'm not kidding, that's like the core of our whole economy and a marketable skill and whatever.
I kind of like Florida but couldn't move there for a job, cost of living in Delray was too high. watch out for them hurricanes
actually my adviceto you is to either:

scam boomers and make that NAUGHTY money

or

move inland where the hurricanes won't kill you and make a decent wage at a real job.

as far as trading goes, your maths is pretty weak so just do whatever.I can't help you with nerd strats.

>>14685627
if you want that money gotta learn at least calc I-II and DiffEq 1 (IMO) it's easy, I was through all those courses with good grades before I was 20. before I got my drivers license LOL. that was a long time ago. anyway, that kind of basic math is the language that makes the world what it is, so you can either learn it or stay ignorant

>>14685694
yo help me out my man
I know the EPYC chips are there when I buy servers, but they're still basically the pajeets of server chips
let me be real with you, I've been shopping for and buying servers recently. I know that AMD is there, but they are definitely on page 2 when you go to buy real servers. If you want to just SP and call me an idiot go ahead, but for real, what do they have in the server market that is selling like Intel? I know they are making some gains, but they're still very small player. I'm not questioning AMD30, but to prove AMD 40+ they need a rocking server chip
let me know what you're feeling

>> No.14685809

>>14685762
it's the crab again
no matter what anyone says, crabs are still in control for the next decade unless we see an obvious paradigm shift

look for yield, buy good stocks and button up OR trade the range, tight spreads, cash out ez and do it.
but better to just sell options and chill. next 3-7 years for real, readjust if I tell you

>> No.14685812

>>14684444
Trump will take us north of 3000

>> No.14685824

>>14685737
>>14685581
>>14685769
I am a complete brainlet who doesn't understand math. I quit college and have been working in tech for 5-6 years now. I'm 22 and a bit burnt out working so want to go back and complete my education.

The problem is that I have no clue where to start in math. I don't remember anything from algebra(never did). I think I was good at probability, matrices, vectors. Where do I start bros?

>> No.14685829

>>14685769
You don't need calculus to apply the DOMSCUMM and make serious bank.

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>>14685824
Gonna post a black swan to get attention

>> No.14685890

>>14685769
Epyc Rome comes out in the fall and it's going to completely dab on Intcel. The anti-AMD campaigning has been long and hard but soon enough they won't be able to hide behind it.

>> No.14685905

>>14685824
Discrete math and statistics. When you can walk into a club in Las Vegas with $300 and walk out with $30000, you are ready to go to college.

>> No.14685936
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14685936

GREEN CLOSE GREEN CLOSE GREEN CLOSE

GO

>> No.14685946
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14685946

PUMP IT, NOW OR NEVER

>> No.14685961

>>14685905
what about if I just walk in and get super drunk and hit on MILFs?

>> No.14685965

>>14685905
Most of math curriculum is heavily based around algebra and calculus. How much of practise do I need to do? And what kind of timeline/practise is needed to get good enough to goto college?

>> No.14685977

>>14685961
Then you're ready to go to pound town.

>> No.14685985

>>14685977
one way ticket, pls sir

>> No.14686019
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Netflix losing it's biggest draws

>> No.14686020
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>>14685965
Didn't anyone tell you school is a scam... Pfft

>> No.14686044

>>14685905
what does armed robbery have to do with going to college?

>> No.14686169

>>14686020
It's not very expensive and I need a change in career/want to study academics. Too bored with what I'm doing

I'm good at anything apart from fucking math

>> No.14686175

>>14685890
consumer chips aren't that important for the future. gamer numbers are price in. in the future, processing will be mainly servers with a bunch of little cell phones, fewer PCs as we know them today.

>>14685829
True

>>14685824
you can download text books form b-ok.xyz (calculus, physics, finance, investing, fiction, etc.)
https://b-ok.cc/s/?q=calculus
See if you can complete the stewart calc 1 book or even the stewart pre-calc book(https://b-ok.cc/book/2533777/9ce6b6).).
report back here or in the IRC and let us know how far you made it and then we can go from there.

>> No.14686226

>>14684574
That's just a quantitative report, not one by a human analyst.

>> No.14686229

OH SHIT MY DELTA JUST TICKED UP TO .05

>> No.14686250

>>14686175
Thank you fren

>> No.14686263

>>14686019
yeah NFLXI si fucked
they grew into a 100billiom company while HMNY died, but now they might suffer the same fate. slower and more painful.
they are trying to fight AAPL, AMZN, GOOGL, FB, T, and more all at the same time, with big cash burn? LOLOLOLOL good luck

>>14686044
the college kids are being robbed and disarmed
perfect consumers
spx to 4k

>>14685965
you need to be able to solve real-life problems

>> No.14686267

>>14686044
More than you'd think.

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Based

>> No.14686292
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WTF WAS THAT!

>> No.14686358

>>14686175
Epyc Rome is the new server chips anon and all info points to them kicking ass. AMD just entered a partnership with Samsung last month. They have Sony and Microsoft's consoles on lockdown.

>> No.14686378
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14686378

WOOOAHHHH SLOOOW DOOWN

>> No.14686402

DOMSCUMM GURU JUST MADE ME 100%

>> No.14686422

>>14686292
It looks like a rook.

>> No.14686446

>>14686263
hey man I got u baby

Okay there are tow paths to walk down:
the nerd math path
the chad investor path

now for most of the people who end up on 4cha, they are more INTP analyzing math nerd types
so I'm going to try and help you out like that
you can learn all the crazy math, then you can win with nerdy strats

but, right now, if you go off and fuck a fat girl and read the old testament, you can be a chad 'numbers don't matter investor'. it's all about what you want.

>>14686292
chad DOMSCUMM plays easy money baby
you got this
please place a sell order when you 're up please

>>14686358
ayy that's nice baby
if you got in at a good price I believe in you, you'll amke some money
but they have to make REAL server gains, not just consumer silicone benchmarks, you dig me?
I'm still running an old i5/r9 290x setup, I bought the expensive AMD chip, ti's a nice one, but as far as money goes, consumers are small and getting smaller. servers are getting larger.

>> No.14686467

>>14686263
Depends on what college you goto. Most people take up retarded courses or go out of state. There's always the international option too. College in eastern europe or russia is good and super cheap

>> No.14686469

>>14686446
Nah fuck that, we're going to the moon!

>> No.14686514
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14686514

does anyone have the /lit copypasta? i don't have it on hand and I'm not going to go looking
>>14686469
never sell, keep chasing gains zzzs
hey one of these days I'll tell you why I'm so concerned that you actually make it. not today, some other time.

>> No.14686527

>>14686358
This

Rome is significantly cheaper, has way more overall horsepower AND consumes less power than Intel's offerings. And no amount of Intel shilling is going to make that go away:

https://www.tomshardware.com/news/amd-epyc-rome-vs-intel-cascade-lake-xeon-pricing,39706.html

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>>14683655
Checked. Which funds have decent payout ratios? Need recommendations pls

>> No.14686560

>>14686446
>read the old testament
>being a Christcuck

But you're right. Math doesn't matter much in real life(other than having a good understanding of of probability).

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Recession wen?

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Im waiting to carry you on my golden bull run /smg/

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>>14685824
the entirety of calculus can be summed up with this one equation, maybe with L'Hospital's rule and Euler's equation too

e^(pi*i)+1=0

>>14685829
but you are unironically using babies first calculus when you do it, its just too trivial to be called calculus

>> No.14686587

>>14686358
The problem is that server chips are a competitive business with ARM around too. ARM is killing it with their new server chips. AWS is moving in their direction and Cloudflare has fully switched to ARM.

Plus it is so capital intensive that it is difficult to forsee money getting returned to investors in the near future

>> No.14686622

>>14686586
I don't understand logs too. God I'm so fucked

I'm starting with inequalities now

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>>14686560
this is a Christian image board

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>>14686514
I was supposed to sell during the euphoria when I was up 100% wasn't I? These are going to be worth nothing tomorrow aren't they?

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Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm down another .48%, GEO, CGC, and FDX all gave me a big ouchie today.
It's okay though, Sunmommy and Sunsister are visiting me! I downloaded robinhood for sissy and taught her how to average down into the indices since she made some money doing some stuff on break from her first year of college. While I was doing that sunmommy told me she had this option she got for helping some people but she didn't know what it was. An option? I had to take a look at it. It's one of the most insane things I've ever seen, it's an absolutely titanic 2027 option for a biotech that might IPO soon, she didn't know what it was and it's probably worth more than all the money I'll make in my life lmao.
>>14685418
Also that wasn't me you were talking to, I just got done wageing. I do think the stock market is eternal, but if I explained why people would know the secret of the Pareto-Ecosystem and the MXE vision of Planetary Mitosis, I can't let that get out or very bad things will happen

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>>14686626
Sure thing rabbi

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ok maybe me wrong today O_O
this way no trade for week or two after chemo

chemo harsh stuff @_@

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Swing entry attempt number three for 2019. Stopped out for around 1% loss each on the previous two tries. If bulls don't bite here I dunno what the hell is going on with US dude weed. Entered at 8.99 today.

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>>14686622
nice double dubs!
here are only functions you need to know in order to calculus or anything higher

derivatives and integrals transform one of these into another, (or a combination or these)

all functions in life are just one (or a sum) of these multiplyed by a scalar

>> No.14686708

>>14686632
I'm actually up by .27% so that's pretty cool. Although I have to ask: what exactly happens during the post-market hours? How come some stocks keep going up or down even after everything is ended?

>> No.14686717

>>14686560
you really do have to know some calculus

>>14686622
do ur best

>>14686673
what did the doctors tell you?

what is life % probability
what is next step of treatment?

>> No.14686723

>>14686564
Didn't you hear? Powell is supposedly going to lower rates. If he doesn't it's recession right away and all at once. If he does recession is scheduled to begin Aug 6th.

>> No.14686726

>>14686687
Thank you

>> No.14686732

>>14686708
people buying and selling after hours

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>>14686632

Placed bets for dovish Powell tomorrow. Cross your fingers and toes.

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>>14686632
Up 4.25% today

Based AMD

>> No.14686760

i just bought call options on deautsche bank, did i do good?

>> No.14686767

>>14686708
Unless you are a trader stop bothering. People like to speculate even after market hours. If you picked the right stock, you should have no qualms if the market shut for a year or even 5 years

>> No.14686769

>>14686732
I didn't think you were allowed to do that once the market closes.

>> No.14686778

>>14686687
>all functions in life are just one (or a sum) of these multiplyed by a scalar
What if you've got a 3rd variable? Like a binary event of Uncle Powell's testimony to Congress?

>> No.14686807

>>14686769
You can, you just can't market buy/sell. It's all limit orders being fulfilled.

>> No.14686808

>>14686632
My reckless quadrupling down on weekly SPY calls the last few days is paying off, almost back in the green. If we actually hit $300 on SPY this week I'm throwing a party.

>> No.14686820

>>14686632
Up 5.79%. Thank you SNSS

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>>14686632
The AMDchad gang took out their big cocks and fucked my ass right in front of Stacy. Luckily I do asshole exercises so I clenched and broke off a dick before it ruined me completely. The chads may have won the day, but can still shit without assistance so I consider myself lucky.

>> No.14686829

>>14686708
End of day stochastic data gets posted to charts and institutions using interday indicators try to take first mover advantage before MOO orders come in on the open.

>> No.14686866

>>14686723
Uncle Powell is gonna say: We are monitoring the market closely... No adjustments are needed at this time...

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>>14686632
Feelin great, up 5.81%. Once I decided to stop gambling on penny stocks and biopharm I made some good decisions and broke even today. Things are looking up.

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Anything I should buy and hold overnight to sell when the market opens tomorrow /smg/?

>> No.14686916

>>14686226
Yeah, but computers are smarter than humans anyways, right?

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David and Goliath fallacy is why investors like to put money in the "next Amazon" or "next Google", while the winners keep winning bigger; unless a prodigy comes along. But far too much has been lost on trying to bid for the next prodigy.

Far too much has been talked about how much you could have made if you bought Apple in 80s but you would have made good money buying it in 2008 when the iPhones propelled Apple to the top, with much lesser risk and drawdowns

https://yandoo.wordpress.com/2013/06/18/the-david-and-goliath-fallacy/

>> No.14686936

>>14686866
Then I guess it's on. Everyone go short.

>> No.14687014

I put money into SPYD instead of SPY. HELP NERDS DID I MAKE A COSTLY MISTAKE?

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>>14686726
no problems

>>14686778
then 3 variables means function is a surface, not a line, that gets into 3D and topography stuffs...

or you just Laplace that shit

>> No.14687133

>>14686723
>>14686866

Powell will lower rates a lot
big surprise becasue of JE blackmail
it's the final TRUMP card, to make a silly pun

>> No.14687145

>>14687038
/supermathgeneral/

>> No.14687152

>>14687014
What does the short term price action tell you?

Did It go down after you bought? That’s whats known as downward momentum. Chartists will tell you that a downward move, more often than not, indicates that a stock is going to continue gokng downwards. You should sell to minimize your losses.

After all, it’s like they say: the charts never lie.

>> No.14687168

>>14687014
Don't worry about it. Keep it for 10 years and you'll be golden

>> No.14687232

>>14682895
why do you have to be such a tremendous faggot can't you just wait until after hours to shit this place up

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What does /smg/ think of leveraged ETFs? Would you buy it if there was a significant drawdown?

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>>14687232
I was on lunch break.

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>>14687232
>too new to remember lunchbro (may he rest in peace)
posting lunch in /smg/ between 12-1 is an /smg/ tradition

also your off topic gripe 4 hours later is even less on topic than that was

speaking of shitting up the thread, does DBCUHAANL and Pendy get out of work soon?
and has comfy left for work yet?

>> No.14687422

>>14687250
I think that the whole leveraged ETF thing is over rated. Using the DOMSCUMM you can get returns of over 9000% in a day.

>> No.14687459

3k tomorrow
Check em

>> No.14687517

>>14687422
>DOMSCUMM
How similar is this to DTIMSDOFIJWEPOUHF because I feel like I've only begun to wrap my head around that strategy, but it only gives 200% daily gains :(

>> No.14687654

>>14687517
I dunno I was too much of a Brainlet to understand DITSDJGSH, I always thought you'd get fucked over on the spread or with liquidity. But DOMSCUMM is were the real fortunes are made.

>> No.14687674

>>14687421
waaah where's pendulum

>> No.14687696

How to you guys feel about OGI and it's future going up against other Canadian cannabis stocks as well as American.

>> No.14687697

someone make a new thread already

>> No.14687737

>>14687696
I literally don't feel good about a single weed stock that's not backed by a major alcohol producer at this point. When the floodgates open to America they'll have distribution, attorneys and lobbyists all ready to make america high as fuck again. Everyone else is going to struggle. Go with CGC.

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>>14687459
That's not how you're going to get kek to smack the S&P to 3000, this is how you do it.

>> No.14687816

>>14687696
I'd rather buy weed instead of weed stock as it'll actually be worth it ;) ;) ;)

>> No.14688106

>>14687696

US stocks will have another run for sure. I am uncertain about the future of Canadian ones. If they keep running at a loss there will be a lot more M&A to come. Too many small fish treading water right now. Licensed grow facilities will be the difference between companies acquired and companies that nosedive to bankruptcy. So, if you were to place speculative bets on mid cap Canadian dude weed, I suggest doing some research to see which ones have the most desirable real estate to offer in a buyout or merger.

>> No.14688356

>>14687421
Wait what happened to lunch bro? Haven't lurked smg for a while.

>> No.14688448

>>14688356
Missing in action as of December 2018, it seemed like he came back for a day last month, but was it really him or just an imposter?

>> No.14688484

NEW
NEW
NEW

>>14688467
>>14688467
>>14688467

>> No.14688533

>>14688356
job changed (idk if good or bad) so no lunchtimes to post anymore

>> No.14688820

>>14681772
I heard of the name a few times, what actually is "real real"? Just the name alone is enough to make people think they're shady

>> No.14689765

What are you buying on the pink sheets?

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>>14683388
They don’t need an excuse you buttfucking faggot

>> No.14690639

>>14683582
>Gamer gate
It might be a bit strange to ask the question on this website but what actually was "gamer gate"? Is there any places that summarized it from the point of view of /v/?

>> No.14690651

>>14690639

You're opening up a big can of worms anon.