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How can I make profit with $20?

>> No.1467004

>>1467000
buy a stolen card and then buy an ipad and sell it on cl, easy profit

>> No.1467006

>>1467000

buy knee pads, suck dick in an alley.

>> No.1467019

>>1467004
too risky

>> No.1467023

>>1467006
I haven't sunken that low

>> No.1467025

>>1467000
Poorfag. I have $32 to invest.

>> No.1467027

>>1467025
I now have $36. Have fun in poverty bitch

>> No.1467033

>>1467027
That's +175% in 30 minutes, wow tell me your secret master!

>> No.1467058

>>1467033
I got money from mummie

>> No.1467070
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1467070

>>1467000
learn value investing
go to robin hood.
split ur 20 up in 4 5 dollar internet companys that are value buys.
remember its not unusual for inter net companys
to trade x3 their bvp .
wait a month or 2 sell , repeat

>> No.1467075

>>1467070
I'm from Europe:((((
Feels like my only hope is crypto trading, will jump on it with $100-200 next month.
Till then I'll learn how to stare at charts with that face.

>> No.1467077

>>1467075
no. dont put money in that shit. just keep working ur ass off and saving every little bit of money till you got about 30 k , and can get a Etrade account or something.

>> No.1467079

>>1467075
in the mean time, absorb investing wisdom.


ur gonna lose money on that cypto bullshit. then have 2 start from scratch again.

>> No.1467081

>>1467075
Start copy trading forex. Pour money into the account copying a good trader

>> No.1467106

I just farted.

How do I turn this moment into millions?

>> No.1467110

>>1467106
film fart fetish vids

>> No.1467111

i have $48 to invest. stay poor, faggots

>> No.1467125

>>1467077
I don't have a job, just making pennies with online affiliate shit. 30K?
lol if I start work in my city as a wage slave I need to work for 6 years without spending a dollar to earn that.
SEE? I don't have anything to lose!

Btw if I open a legit trading account (stock, forex, etc) the taxes of my country will eat me alive,
not to mention trading fees as a punishment for not trading big money.

Man, I think I should just give up, work in a shop and be an alcoholic as most of young idiots around me.

>> No.1467131

>>1467079
>in the mean time, absorb investing wisdom
I want to, but... I'm just hanging on /biz/
Ok, fuck it, I'm going to learn this shit.
Investopedia, here I come!

>> No.1467135

Buy a domain and hosting. Start a porn site.

>> No.1467139

>>1467111
Just sold my meme account for $150, have fun being poor faggot

>> No.1467142

>>1467139
I got $180 from mowing lawns this summer. Gonna invest it in robin hood and become a whale. Enjoy your poverty, fagmort