/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>14657400
Need a property manager and they can take it right?
>Bump

>>14657350
>so why ain't you buying?
um i dont want to get captured by the cartel and have my head chopped off?

>>14657350
Probably be full of squatters or constantly getting burgled.

I hear the government will just seize the property.

Link me or you’re lying. I only see crappy houses for 100k+

>>14657350
hey neighbor

>>14657350
I could probably build a castle in eritrea for $10k doesn't make it worth it.

>ITT OP learns "location, location, location" and why libertarians are always spergs about property rights

>>14657473
This, communism, not even once

Would rather retire in Thailand or eastern Europe after I make it with link.

>>14657432
the laws are changing, so getting a lawyer would help. obviously there is risk involved, the government could take it, the lawyer, or someone could squat in it and claim its theirs like this chap said >>14657458

>>14657473
where did you hear that from? I have Venezuelan friends and they say its a possibility, but not assured.

>>14657485
type "casas de venta venezuela" and remember it's displayed in the venezuelan boliviar do a currency conversion.

Maybe buy it just to sell it in a few decades but good luck trying to find food to eat in that socialist shithole.

itd be more worth it to invest in detroit

>>14657505
Venezuela is probably the most naturally rich country. got the most oil in the world, plenty of diamonds and gold - but yet as >>14657513
said communism was the ultimate downfall. regimes and governments come and go though. natural resources stay.

>>14657510
pretty incoherent wtf did you just say?

South America is a shithole.

>>14657566
maybe. but with just 1% of a 100k house in detroit you could make equal or greater gains in venezuelas property market, from a risk:reward ratio which makes more sense?

>>14657350
alright. show me where i can buy one for 2k and i'll do so now.
let me guess, it's not that simple?

>>14657350
Alright OP link me a way to buy and I'll buy

>>14657588
was coherent to me.

>>14657350

Genuinely interested. How can I find listings?

>>14657641
>>14657656
obviously you can't just buy it online. you'd need some sort of intermediary. I myself will be going there in person and I speak fluent Spanish and will jump through the necessary hoops. I never said it was easy but it is a great investment none the less.

>>14657712
>why ain't you buying?
>need to speak fluent spanish

>>14657712
is there a website i can check the prices?

>>14657541
>where did you hear that from? I have Venezuelan friends and they say its a possibility, but not assured.
i guess that is the risk u undertake for such a cheap place.

>>14657712
>it's a damn good investment I just need to go down there in person to a violent brown communist regime and make sure to bring my money :^)
Adios

>>14657350
where would u buy food? amazon?

>>14657350
There are no laws and the gov will blatantly steal your money unlike most governments which just subtly steal your money

So you’re telling me I can buy a nice house in a corrupt communist country all for the low low price of B255? I say no.

>>14657515
>make it with link
kek retard, link is a scam

>>14657785
to be fair i buy meats on ebay. you can literally buy an entire frozen cow for £1,600
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Whole-Beef-Carcase-Butchered-And-Ready-For-Your-Freezer/233276905743?hash=item365063190f:g:8IkAAOSw8w9dG3oi

>>14657588
>pretty incoherent wtf did you just say?
You said you had Venezuelan friends, implying you are Hispanic. You're also shilling Venezuelan real estate. So I guess that's two factors indicating you're retarded. I'm sorry I didn't account for those.

"Location location location" is a real estate industry mantra that even a crappy shack in a nice neighborhood can sell for a lot (because it can be torn down but you keep the nice neighbors). Conversely, even a mansion in a bad part of town won't sell for much because no one wants to be a magnet for crackhead robbers.

Libertarians always sperg out about property rights because things aren't worth much when the government can very easily take them away. If the government in your location will never take away your house, the house is worth whatever it is worth. If the government will confiscate your home next year "for the good of the people", the house is only worth a year's worth of rent.

>>14657834
that wouldn't get past customs

>>14657797
It's going through a transition period. it possibly won't change, and they just install a new communist dictator. but after such a brutal downfall I can't see how people would still support communism in that country. They have tight control over media, so it could be the case that there are still a lot of supporters in the poorer areas because they think it's all the U.S's fault for the situation. time will tell.

>>14657757
yes there are many. mercado libre, but remember if they uploaded it a few months ago the price will have changed due to the hyperinflation. I saw one worth £0.90 - clearly not what they wanted.

>>14657817
I don't even have to read this FUD to know it is some autist who misinterpreted some part of the whitepaper/presentation and is now just going bananas

>>14657872
legs have no problem getting to me, don't see why the other bits wouldn't too
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Iberico-ham-acorn-fed-superior-quality-Don-Agustin-ham-holder/162428413474?hash=item25d17ce622:g:VSIAAOSwdGFYxVW~
highly recommend one of these at xmas time btw. not wishing to drag /ck/ in here but those delicious bastards are worth the money

>>14657834
>Tries to get a full cow delivered
>Mailman hasn't eaten in three weeks
Nice thinking

>>14657898
>mercado libre

what currency is this? does not looks like Bolívar Venezuelano

how much is it in dollar?

>>14657350
nonsense, there is ZERO way to enforce the title if the government fully dissolves (and it will) or goes full fash and seizes all assets

>>14657350
It'll get seized. There's fuck-all you can do to fight the seizure in court.

>>>14657785
>there is food in the supermarkets and stores, the problem is the prices no one can afford to pay, if you have foreign currency you're fine. there is not much food in the places where its given for free because most people are using that service for all of their food, there is also less imports, but it's not like imports still aren't carried out.

>>>14657845
>thank you for the explanation. and no, I am not hispanic nor am I shilling I am intrigued by the shockingly low price of real estate. You raise good points but at such a low price the (financial) risk is arbitrary considering the potential reward. physical risk is quite existent i could get kidnapped and potentially killed, my white skin and blue eyes gives me away as a worthy target. Or I die in a fire because the electric was out and the fire alarm didn't work.


>>14657958
lol.

>>14658009
that is the bolivian soberano, same as the boliviar. use a currency convertor, but 220,000 is worth about a few cents which indicates that its probably an old post and they haven't updated it, or have sold it already

>>14658012
idk man, legally you can only have one home under your name so that would stop a massive foreign takeover - it all depends on the new government everything is uncertain and volatile, thats why the houses are so cheap.

>>14657776
This.

F

>>14657350
>40 years the risk to reward ratio is immense
>make investment to collect profit when you're old and decrepit.
sweet strategy

>>14657958
share some you fat bastard, kek

>>14657350
>be gringo
>move to a Venezuelan mansion
>exchange controls take your dollars from overseas and turn it into monopoly money
>government seizes your assets
>now you are homeless
OP is retarded and will end up like this American girl.

https://youtu.be/gEsbNXHNkAM

>>14658132
>old and decrepit
>implying that any of us who live another 10 years and have money will actually undergo aging

There are powerful and legit fountains of youth available right now for $8000 + some connections. CRISPR is rapidly maturing.

We will cease aging very soon.

>>14658141
btw someone should contact the US embassy and let them know there is a homeless American citizen living in a shantytown and stuck there perhaps they can repatriate her.

https://youtu.be/nMtT51vylrA

>>14658189
Yes and asteroid mining will also be a thing any day now. Any. Day. Now.

>>14658132
haha yeah what am I thinking, why have money saved up when I'm in a fragile state of health. I'll just piss all my money away on drugs and hedonism and hope for the best.

>>14658141
difference is im not vying for the communist government, im hoping it will change, and I'm not setting my life up in venezuela, i just wanna buy a house, wait and then cash out. I don't trust that country like her lol

>>14658285
>difference is im not vying for the communist government, im hoping it will change, and I'm not setting my life up in venezuela, i just wanna buy a house, wait and then cash out. I don't trust that country like her lol
Well if you are smart then simply wait for the government to fall and then invest for cheap before prices rise. I bet a lot of smart money is waiting to do just that and buy half the country for pennies. It's still a risky as fuck investment.

Definitively don't put a cent with the current government in place, that's just retarded and asking to get your assets stolen.

There's a reason it's so cheap.

>>14657350
Because its a communist country where ownership is a meaningless term.

>>14658359
Thing is prices might spike heavily as soon as the communist regime has gone, its a good point though.

>>14657834
>where would u buy food? amazon?
thats Brasil anon

>>14657589
Nah, Southern South America is comfy as fuck. Southern Brazil, Uruguay, Chile, Argentina.

As anywhere else, the global rule applies. The less white people there are the shittier it is. Not a coincidence that Venezuela is the most negroid country in South America. Only niggers could vote for an open communist.

eastern europe is far better guys go to croatia you can have better places with less negroids and crimes

This is stupid. Just buy BRAP and get a house in Malta.

>>14658806
>Argentina and uruguay officially whiter than burgerland

>>14658930
unironically this

>>14658806
yeah I was about to reply with Chile, place is beautiful, glad I could experience south america without feeling scared of being kidnapped

>even if it takes 40 years

In 40 years that country will be buttfucked by climate change and it'll be worth even less than with an unstable government.

>>14659555
trips confirm. buying BRAP and retiring with you boys in malta

>>14660267
the brap parties will be legendary...