/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>14615169

im posting from a cool rooftop bar with hundreds of girls aand bottles of tequila around me from making it on Link

>>14615169
im playing a video game with my wife

>>14615169
ShitPosting from the bar sir

>>14615169
>Waste money poorfag

>>14615169
I'm wagecuckin it

that's for poor people
and rich people

I'm neither

>>14615169
Why are you spending your friday night making bait threats on an Ethiopian culinary forum?

>>14615169
Right back at you LOSER

>>14615206
Pics or it didn’t happen

I'm watching American Ninja Warrior with my parents

>>14615220
This

>>14615169
I'm taking a shit

Because im stoned as a kike and this place is the only place I can laugh

>six figure salary
>luxury apartment
>drive a literally brand new red sports car
>three tinder matches over the last month
>they all unmatch after about an hour, before even messaging
I really don't get it.

Pooping master race.

>>14615392
It’s 2019 you dumbfuck, only looks and sexual aggression matter

>>14615392
Are you short or ugly? Women will fuck hobos if they're tall and decent face

>>14615407
>>14615413
pic is me

>>14615392
Please don’t tell me that’s you and that this entire post is a joke

Doing Uber eats to make more for LINK

>>14615418
Good troll lad. I refuse that anyone on this forum is autistic enough to wonder why he’s incel if that’s the pic related

>>14615392
Bro if that's the photo you use, that's why. It's ok to be shirtless but a fucking selfie in front of your closet? Come on, get an action shot of you playing some sports or at the pool if you're gonna go shirtless

>>14615392
You have birthing hips faggot. You should work on that you estrogen filled basedboy. Build your chest.

But I went to a movie with my brother-in-law and a friend from work.

>>14615435
That's literally the only one. All the others are professional photos where my physical condition is completely ambiguous.

>>14615464
That's a good thing. Your physical condition is trash. Hit the fucking gym.

>>14615464
Still, very lame. Get rid of it you look like a moron.

>>14615392
Posting pics like this doesn’t help. I’m a professional natural bodybuilder and am incredibly jacked as you can probably guess but don’t post any shirtless pics on my dating profiles or even mention the fact that I workout. I do really well on tinder/bumble when I put in the effort. The key is to find some pics that show how fit you are without it being the main focus or else you just look like a douche.

>>14615483
This. Autism through the roof holy shit

>>14615464
Climb a legit mountain with a friend, take your shirt kff on the summit, then have the friend take a photo. Use that.

Shopping around for crypto that makes me rich, so I don't have to sit at home with my parents during the weekend when all my friends are out clubbing. I'll get rich and then I'll show them or not...Looking VID at the moment, it's done almost 3900% since the start. How high can it go?

>>14615169
4th of July was last night.
There were a bunch of red, white and blue jello shots.
and then there was a bunch of tequilla shots.
then came the beer bong.
and then there was pot infused vodka.
I hooked up with some chick and her jealous bf paid me $20.

>>14615489
And thank me later

https://imgur.com/3PRCUsq

gave up drinking and I feel like I gained 15 IQ points. Protip. Don't drink or smoke weed if you want to use your noodle to make it.

>>14615557
Lol do you think I’m an idiot just because I look like a Chad, gtfo

>>14615407
>>14615413
>>14615420
>>14615452
>>14615489
Also I only added that photo in the last few days after wondering what I was doing wrong, so I don't think it's the issue.

>>14615169
I'm not. It's Saturday morning, fucknuts.

Girls dressed up for a night out at the club while /biz/ stays home frustratedly and jealously deathgripping their little penises and ruining their orgasms to their pictures!

>>14615233
well fuck me
http://ethioforum.org/ethiopian-food-the-15-best-dishes-cnn/

>>14615677
Yep. Don’t have the balls to suicide and don’t have the money to move to Europe for real prostitutes so guess I’ll just wait for link to hit $20

>>14615677
Got a girl’s number at the club last weekend who is on a similar level to these chicks (don’t care if no one believes me). We live like 8 hours away from each other unfortunately but are snapping about visiting each other and her coming to my next bodybuilding show. So this weekend I chill and simply await the good times ahead

>>14615169
It's 6:30 am and I just got in from celebrating profit taking Link, I'm a millionaire in my country now. Even though I wanted to go back home the entire night.. I still got to drink some good beer.

>>14615392
what kind of job do you have? i took a couple months traveling and got really good travel photos. i get maybe 1 decent girl matching per month and then maybe 50 more that are fatty tattys

burgercel here, I went big last night so im just chilling tonight. I guess I would go out if somebody hit me up though

>>14615802
Chief data scientist on the merchandising team of a major retailer.

>>14615749
And thank me later

https://imgur.com/ImjP1Rd

>>14615677
My day will come. Just finished lifting, bumped up lifting to 6 days a week this week from 3 days a week. Finally eating enough and gaining weight. All in on LINK. We're all gonna make it brehs.

married, kids, no life....crypto is my way out.

>>14615169
found the eurofag. Americans are tired from celebrating the birth of the greatest nation in the history of the world, all partied out sorry

>>14615169
>anything fun is at least $7
>that's 2 link
>that's 2k every time I want to do something fun
no thanks I'll shitpost and fap

>>14616038
Anon where do you find the inspiration. I strive to be lifting again.

>>14615225
Same. Brought my laptop and keeping track of the charts.

Made and extra 10 linkies from swinging. :^)

>>14615169
>he goes out on friday instead of shitposting on 4channel
never gonna make it bucko

>>14616092
I don't get inspired as much as I despair. I got to the point I started REALLY hating that I looked like a skeleton. I now know what people mean when they say they "got serious" about lifting. I've fucked around before but this time was different. You either have to want it bad enough, or be so disgusted with yourself that you NEED change. I've never caught a girl in America checking me out and I fucking hate that, never had a girlfriend either. I don't just want to be validated as a potential partner, I want to be the guy that turns heads and makes girls think twice about who they're with. Not that I'd steal them away from someone, but it'd be nice to be the guy you're worried about than be the guy worrying. That's more on a superficial level, I also want to be strong to be healthy, and protect the people and things I care about; but a lot of it is the loneliness. I don't know if that helps but thats what got me started and keeps me going.

Almost all my friends became too degenerate to "go out" with at some point - I can only partake in so much cocaine and whiteclaw before i legit lose my mind. My darkest moments are when i am still up at 6am , engaged in the pointless cocaine banter, birds start chirping, sun coming up and we're still railing lines since 9pm the night before and do this until the afternoon/until we run out of coke. Like you're actually having the most terrible time ever - mentally, and physically. but you can't stop doing it. So I never got new friends - only smoke hash now became a hermit & also "made it" in 2017 (leaving me even more addicted this world) - extremely introverted - social anxiety - no real desire to meet new people anymore. Have kept some old friends that i still do stuff with & go to family gatherings but beyond that i really can't be arsed out of my bubble too much. I think if i hadn't overdone it with drugs early on and meeting all the low quality people that come with that and been one myself - i wouldn't have such an aversion to going out or being around large groups of people.

>>14615169
I'm a 28 year old incel

>>14615392
go to the gym, lose that belly fat, get big and taller. look in the mirror not at your phone. wear a shirt and long pants.

>>14615169
So are you, also seek Christ you rotten and filthy degenerate

>>14615169
I’m working all night in the city and I get to see a bunch of hot drunk grills in mini skirts

>>14615169
>out
link?

>>14615272
Watching cable tv at parents house. Always cozy

>>14615272
topkek

>>14616377
put the hash down bud, that shit is pure hermit fuel for some people (myself included) - start making some changes and you'll get out the slump

>>14617408
i'm so relaxed after a smoke that i'm more outgoing. anxious sober but incapable of giving a fuck when high

>>14616065
We lost The War of 1812
British installed their English in our courts
We're still a British colony
"Legalese" is the Queen's English
The Royal Family is news in U.S. MSM
You're unironically a slave
When I think of the word "certificate" I think of money
We're considered vessels in commerce since our birth
Is a vessel a boat/ship or a human being? Its both:

A vessel is born in it's mother's WATER, passed through a CANAL and before that that vessel could leave a CERTIFICATE had to be signed by the DOCK

If you spoke the Queen's English you would know this. Im an American who's been jailed for thia information. I'll never tell another soul in my life. Why should my freedom be taken away for ignorant Americans who don't study law and lets others govern them? We incite instability in middle east for their resources. You're proud of THAT? You deserve to work everyday like a slave

>>14615169
it's saturday afternoon numbnuts

>>14615392
Your bodyfat% is too high.

I'm at the hospital, waiting on my first born.

What the fuck is it to you?

>>14617429
i found the same thing in regular everyday interactions with strangers/coworkers but i also realised i wasn't building up relationships in any meaningful way. i became disconnected/isolated, incapable of even maintaining friendships i had, had for years - ignoring messages and shit. i know this isn't this case for everyone, some people are able to manage just fine smoking daily but it took me years to realise that i was digging myself into a hole. i quit completely for a couple of years and now just buy a gram every few months and enjoy an evening or two of smoking

>>14615169
I just woke up from a dream where I was going on a date and while we were driving in the car the chick deliberately drove our car off a cliff in order to kill me

even in my dreams, I can't win

>>14617593
Was the chick hot, anon?

>>14617593
>letting a woman drive you around
Never gonna make it.

>>14617621
yeah I think so, the memory is fuzzy at this point

>>14617635
kek

>>14615392
Perfect bait material

>>14615216
based and mepilled

>>14615169
>>>/sci/10783782
because my penor is no good

>>14615513
>have to literally climb a mountain to get girls' attention

>>14617466
still proud nigger now go get me my cotton gin, you've got shirts to make

>>14615169
I did go out and blew £80 on drinks and club entry only for a mediocre night out like most other nights out I've been on
Would have been better putting that money into BTC and sitting at home reading more about crypto, gold and real estate desu

>>14615392
>twink physique
spend those 6 figures on roids, unironically the best decision I ever made

>>14615857
I know that picture is a troll but you look like a major douche and idiot.

send me to war already so I can atleast do something

>>14618847
>I won't get a minimum wage job, that's too "degrading", and way too hard
>I won't volunteer where I'm potentially needed
>I won't use my free time to read, draw, listen/make music, or to pick up some other skill
>let me vent my frustrations/resentment on other people
>let me fight in war because I believe that will fill the need for purpose I desire so badly; war is the only place I'll find comradery, brotherhood, courage, and self sacrifice
you want to die so bad, then you can do anything with the life you have, and why hope for war in world full of bioweapons, nukes, and drones?

>>14615392
But you're wearing hanes and taking a photo in your mums closet fag

>>14617983
Said the slave who's mailbox is full of bills with a name written on it as if it were on a tombstone

Here's a protip:

You're nigger

>>14619172
spot on anon, you gave me some reason to re-evaluate thanks