/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>14614536
The ugliest trophy wife

>>14614540

I disagree.

>>14614536
Dear god, how does one find the will to fuck something like that?

just make sure to keep your palms flat when you feed her

>>14614563
LOL

>>14614536
when I become a billionaire I'm gonna stick to having a harem of asian cuties and when they start turning ugly I'll replace em

fuck this marriage shit, especially marrying a white roastie

>>14614536
She earned her stripes!

>>14614536
WHAT WOMEN ARE RICHER THAN HER?!

ET lookin ass bitch

>>14614540
She's way better looking than the mistress.

>>14614578
Old saying -- if it flies, floats or fucks it's cheaper to rent than to buy.

>>14614536
2 ways to become rich
Either take tons of risks
Be lucky

>>14614536
>self made

>>14614536
so proud of her. She did it all herself.

>>14614686
This.

>>14614636
She is "self-made" though. Anyone who earned their money through their own actions and not inheriting it is self-made.

Who has that pic that explained Bezos' galaxy brained strategy of orchestrating an affair scandal so the couple could cash out Amazon stocks under the guise of a divorce settlement before the impending stock market crash?

>>14614593
Oprah, the queen of bong, im guessing some literalwho chink/poo

>>14614536
It's a tax scam you idiot. She was probably a beard from the start.

>>14614770
Him not picking a hotter mistress is the hole in that theorem

>>14614721

>>14614536
Toss me that dusty pussy #4

>>14614793
Shes way richer than oprah dude... its not even close

>>14614821
This, that anon really is an idiot. A rich pornstar is more self made than this divorced woman.

>>14614860
>>14614821
She is self-made by any definition of the word. Literally no-one helped her make 40 billion dollars, she did it all by herself.

>>14614563

What does this mean

>>14614891
Holy shit, it's retarded

>>14614536
she needs to have her throat slit.

>>14614906
it means fuck fuck my asshole

>>14614891

>>14614848
You're right, my bad. Didn't realize how lazy that nigger was...shes been a billionaire for like 2 decades with no growth.

75B is more than zuck is even worth, altogether...it far outranks every other woman.

Normally I would agree with the
Sentiment on /biz/, in her case she actually did do quite a bit for Amazon in the early days. Not only was she among the early employees, helped scale the business but kept the bills running when Jeff was starting Amazon with no money. True story biz.

This is why you should never marry or have kids if you have a decent shot at being a success.

>>14614817
He's not picking a mistress in the first place. They made up an alibi for him to believably be accused of cheating on her so they could divorce and cash out on Amazon stocks. If he cashed out on Amazon stocks, he'd be accused and jailed for insider trading. If he cashes out through a divorce settlement, no one will suspect a thing. That's the point of the theory; that the actual cheating was a hoax and is to distract the government from seeing it as insider trading. Not picking a hotter mistress only helps supports this argument, as then you'd ask, why not go for someone hotter than his own wife?

>>14614536
She married Bezos before he was rich, gave him a bunch of kids, and tried to morph herself (breast implants and other cosmetic surgery) into the trophy wife he desired.
Then he cheated on her with an older, less attractive woman.