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delet this

fuck fuck, it's over, the prophecy is here

>pic related

>>14594591
Dude

Bear is coming out of hibernation

It says the tokens not necessary and that it will easily dump. How is this a good article

>>14594591
>January 1st, 2021
>I wake up around noon and check coinmarketcap
>$1050
>I spent New Years Eve alone as usual
>I think about all the memes, all the threads spammed on the Chainlink board of 4channel last night
>All the fud about dropping back to $800
>We finally broke $1,000
>I walk outside and get an Uber to the airport
>I only have the 300 Link I managed to buy early 2020, but I started making enough off staking to quit my job
>I fly to the Cryonics center I've been in touch with
>In the waiting room I browse /link/ (a board made when some anon bought 4channel with his Link gains last August)
>half the threads are anons showing off their yachts, huge orgies, paying homeless people to let them beat the shit out of them, you get the idea
>I wish I'd had gotten in earlier - a few anons were living like literal kings now, complete with their own fledgling countries
>a couple more livestreams pop up - more nolinker suicides
>the jannies quickly take them down
>the doc takes my phone and we make small talk until I slip into the abyss
>Im declared dead
>This sets off my contracts interlinked within contracts interlinked within contracts interlinked within oracles
>The first contract releases the payment to the Cryonics organization
>Immediately after my Link portfolio is reorganized by a series of contracts written to stake my Link automatically for safe profits
>years pass and an army of profit taking contracts are at work, diversifying my portfolio into various assets for another level of security
>100 years pass and the stop loss contracts still haven't kicked in
>As if no time had passed at all I'm awake, for a second I think I'm still waiting to be put into Cryogenic sleep

1/2

>>14594591
well wouldn't this be bad for price cause anyone that reads this isn't gonna buy thinkng it already mooned

>>14594591
lol this street shitter is clearly fudding link

>>14594732
>A new doctor is explaining everything to me
>He hands me the shoebox I put some possessions in - a photo of my family, a photo of my cat, my first Ledger Nano
>I can tell this body isn't organic, but it looks completely natural
>The doctor shows me my portfolio
>Adjusted for inflation, I'm the equivalent of a 2021 billionaire
>I pay for an ego backup
>A sensor imbedded in my body serves as an oracle, if I die my consciousness will immediately be restored in a new body
>I spend some decades roaming Earth, talking to the other old Linkers
>Learn that ayys made first contact soon after our societal and technological development was spurred on by smart contracts
>Pay homage to the statue of Sergey Nazarov, standing in the center of what was once Israel
>Send 1 Link to the janitors wallet as he scrubs Sergey's giant stone feet
>He gets a notification and realizes he's suddenly a rich man
>Exclaims he can finally buy his freedom, breaks down crying tears of happiness
>Figure I've had enough of Earth, pay a ship building company to make me a vessel resembling the one I once flew in EVE Online
>Explore the stars and meet all sorts of interesting people and space niggers using worm holes rendered traversable by some alien technology
>Enter the infinite
What are you gonna do when you make it, anon?

>>14594591
Some dumb whore writes low tier FUD faggots shit out here 24/7 - LINK truly will make a bunch of neet nazis rich.

>>14594591
>FORBES

>>14594591
>forbes contributor
so literally nothing

>>14594591
old news

>>14594732
>>14594751
Woah

This article is trash. Reads like some reddit post and the guy did absolutely no research into it.

>>14594591
>As one anecdote regarding the high level of speculation that likely exists in the LINK market, it should be pointed out that the subreddit about trading LINK has more subscribers than the project’s main subreddit.

This author is fucking dumb

>>14594751
This is FUD

>>14594591
Fudding in real life. I hope mr korper realizes that I am never, ever selling. He had his chance to get cheap link, and his time has passed.

>>14594870
Its not mate. Its the pasta that made me go all in on LINK back in May.

Did ya'll know suicide stacks cost 35k

>>14594726
fud = bullish you fucking faggot go back to r3dd1t

if they said buy chainlink now it's the next big thing that's a sell signal

>>14594951
Always was 10K for a make it stack, eat it

>>14594591
>contributor

>>14594738
you have to go back, newfag

>>14594738
I'm guessing you were thinking the same thing when Bitcoin $1000.

yikes, another cringe paid forbes article by a 'contributor'

>/sites/
You stupid fuck.

>>14594962
this.

>>14594958
>fud = bullish
This.
If a certain product is bad then you don’t have to spend time to explain why

calling it now. were gonna see posts soon saying the forbes article fudded them and they ended up selling. this will happen after the next big green dildo

>>14595157
exactly. They're saying it's too speculative and not to buy up as much as possible.
>spring 2020
>Forbes drops article saying normies had 3 years to purchase under $1000
>"We warned you!"
>then the documentaries will drop

If anything, if LINK facilitates a substantial portion of global commerce it will be used as a investment hedge in pension and endowment funds, etc.

>>14594665
Just wait until the US government ties to Sentivate come out to the public

dig around a bit, you can find it too.

>>14594732
>>14594751
I'm screencapping, This will make it into the collage of fudders/great copypasta post I will post for a while when we hit $1000

>>14595268
More details anon spill the beans

>>14595157
Forbes telling boomers it’s soecu and they could lose all of their money is the best FUD of all.
The best part of all is that it is true because no one can predict the future.

>>14595090
Jews did 9/11 too. They lie about everything.

>>14595320
Look around, it's true


Also.. the rumors about the lead dev absolutely shitting on BSV devs are true. He is unironically godly.

>>14594825
>The bitcoin price has roughly tripled since the start of the year, and most people have associated the price movements with the hype around Facebook’s upcoming Libra cryptocurrency — even though Libra is very different from Bitcoin.
How can you be this retarded and still get a job writing investment articles for Forbes?

>>14594738
you need to go back

>>14594591
What's so good about Forbes? You know it's just a clickbait. Chainlink deserves much better like Financial Times.

>>14594591
With some exceptions it is a very reasonable write up. Especially the last paragraph about buying LINK after 800% increase.

>write an article about last link
>don't even read the whitepaper


journalists are subhuman garbage

>>14596891
What percentage of journalists do you think understand the whitepaper? I'm going with 5.2%