/biz/ - Business & Finance

m-mommy

I budget for the whores

>>14591630
Absolute unit of an EVEbabe

My plan is to keep my wealth low key, but use my free time and money to get shredded. I think I would prefer a woman to be attracted by my healthy strong body over my wealth.

>>14591630
You lose the ability to marry or have kids once you make it. Marriage = divorce and lose half your net worth and alimony for the rest of your life. It essentially removes you from "made it" status. Having a kid results in the same since the child support will be the same as alimoney once her lawyers see how much money you have.

You either stay single, never have kids, and only casually date women, or you move to some Asian country with laws that don't fuck over men for interacting with women and marry and start a family with an asian girl.

>>14591677

i’ve been playing the honkhonkler.com game for 35 days straight to help me with my NOFAP streak but this fucking degenerate pic is killing me.

>>14591630
mika hoshima mmmm

>>14591630
If you find a roaster worth marrying just g
leave the house 8 hours a day and cash out a few hundred dollars a week and pretend to be a wagie while just fucking around in some office you rented.

>>14591776
Dumbest fucking advice ever posted on this board

>>14591630
don't speak to women

>>14591776
Hilarious. And depressing.

Just don't tell her (or the government) that you own crypto. Or, tell her you own crypto, but lie about how much by an order of magnitude.

try not giving money to ethots

>>14591754
NNNNNNNNNGHHHH

>>14592590
that's zoomer shit.
We're mostly millenials here.

>>14591630
You know men used to be called “breadwinners” but now they make it seem like a bad thing.

>>14591630
>or are all women evolutionarily designed to use men like ATMs?
they're designed to try
are you going to allow it?

>>14592612
t. woman

>>14592499
Why? You could use the office to do all sorts of cool NEET activities. No one would know you are super rich.

>>14592611

This. I dont even buy anything that its thin air (well, excepting shitcoins of course)

>>14592758
ill definitely get a rented office, to feel like a boss

Check your fucking bank account idiot.

>>14591726
Half of what you said is worthless trash.
A rich man who doesn't get a prenup is an idiot soon parted from undeserved cash.

>>14592877
Prenups aren't bulletproof in every state, sadly all the great cities to fucking live in if you're rich and want a cool penthouse somewhere with droves of hot sluts, are all in blue states where a jewish judge can invalidate most of the contract. Who wants to have, while young, half a billion bucks and live in fucking Wyoming?

>>14593042
>>14593042

Cash into offshore acc before you marry her. There are many things you can do to hide your money. Like, err, crypto?

>>14593042
>Who wants to have, while young, half a billion bucks and live in fucking Wyoming?
Me. Marxist concrete jungles and all who inhabit them can burn for all I care.

>>14591630
SWEET VISHNU WOULD YOU LOOK AT THE HOLY COWS ON THAT BICHE

>>14594149
That's cool, but you better already have found your wife with a sweet brapper, because living in an area with maybe 20 girls that are 18 to 29 and good looking in your vicinity isn't ideal for wife hunting... much less slaying pussy....

>>14594058
>he doesn't know about FATCA

>>14591630
Well I was born into more money than I'll ever make on my own, but I'm ugly, mildly autistic and generally low key about it so I don't attract thots.

I also have a decent paying tech job so people just assume that's how I afford a one bedroom in SF and a Tesla at 25.