/biz/ - Business & Finance

only then i will know i have "made it"

>>1458323
Australia right? Something about it feels cheap... Lacking charm or something

>>1458333
Damn this hit me hard

I thought being rich was about fucking whores and drive cool cars, was i wrong /biz?

Do i make money for the familys sake or mine?

>life goals

>>1458323
>/biz/
>2016
>Still motivated by hedonism

>>1458351
Obviously you were wrong, you dumb fuck.
Think ahead for ten fucking seconds: which is more important, having meaningless sex with fake whores who are literally taking your money, or building a family that represents your bloodline and your soul continuing to live on and influencing the world long after you are dead? There is no comparison.

Think of the Godfather. What is a man who has no family? He is nothing. A man who has family has the greatest treasure on this Earth. Anyone who would deny this or try to avoid it is truly a coward and a fool.

>>1458650
What would you say to people who take the meat in their butthole where no reproductive organs exist? Lel

>>1458650
> represents your bloodline and your soul continuing to live on and influencing the world long after you are dead?

lmfao

I need money. Anybody know any ways to make money, I dont care about the risks if any I just need monie.

P.S I have a low paying job.

I dont even like boats.

Nah I don't need all that shit, I just want to be free.

>>1459426
Knee pads :^)

>>1459511
:^)

>>1459426
Sell kidney, lung, piece of liver
Collet dolla

>>1458332
never understood people that buy these

go out and buy a classic red Cadillac, or a Model T. something that people will look at and say WOW

that looks like every other car on the road exapt maybe for a bigger grill

So basically you want to be in business for the sake of getting rich rather than for the sake of solving a really important problem that doesn't seem to be solvable any other way?

Good luck.

>>1459668
>solving a really important problem that doesn't seem to be solvable any other way?
Hardly any businesses fall into this category

>>1459668
What kind of retarded humanitarian bullshit is this?

Homestead for my family, relatives and close friends

>Woods
>Lake view
>Wine and cheese cellar
>Vegetable farm
>Raise chickens and cows
>A stable
>Fishery
>Honey farm
>Away from bad city air and noise
>Comfy Nordic climate

One can dream ...

Just want a house keeper/personal chef.

50 years ago i could've just gotten married, but now the sad irony is that you can't find a woman who will cook and clean for free until you can hire someone to do it a few times over.

>>1458351

Being rich is about giving your children a better start on life than you had.

this >>1459824
I was raised on this shit and if I had money I would make some autistic fantasy a reality

>>1459828
That isn't true at all, my girlfriend cooks and cleans all the time. Though I'm miserable and kicking her out, so....

>>1459824
Grass is always greener on the other side of the fence
>be me
>live on 35 acres, half wooded, half pasture
>wife has two horses
>nowhere to park my boat and trailer so park it out in the pasture
>fucking horses rub their giant wormy asses all over the trailer and bust off all of the lights and wiring
>wife wants chickens
>I fucking don't give two fucks about chickens, but you know what I spent all day yesterday doing? Building a mezzanine into the existing chicken house so that she can have a quarantine area to facilitate buying even more fucking chickens and store shit up there. Trying to run circular saw and shit with chickens freaking out and flapping feathers in my face and shitting on my shoes. Smell of ammonia permanently etched in my skin.
>live 10 mins from lake. Last year I fished so fucking much I literally hate fishing now. I just go fishing to escape the rest of the shit that I'd otherwise have to deal with living this dreamy-wooded acreage-by-the-lake-fantasy.
>comfy Nordic climate. Comfy. Nordic climate. Pick one.
>vegetable farm, rows and rows of fucking potatoes, beets, and carrots. You better fucking like root vegetables you fucking mole-man. Eat boxes upon boxes of cucumbers and tomatoes for a couple of weeks when they all fucking mature at once.
>have chickens. Holy fuck butchering chickens is bullshit. You have to scald them to loosen the feathers, take a minute and try to imagine the setup you will have to build so that you can scald, pluck, clean, gut, rinse, bag, cool, freeze all those fucking shitting squawktards.
>giant pile of feathers and guts. Do you want to try burning that? No? Nearest landfill is 15 miles away, and they don't accept animal by-products anyway? Bury it? Nope. You throw it out in the woods, but now you've got fucking coyotes, foxes, skunks, rats, and every other goddamn pointy-faced, yellow-fanged cunt in 50 mile radius on your property where your chickens and meat-rabbits live.

>>1460795

Which may lead into spoiled kids without motivation to achieve something.

This has been a magic circle all along. What about to pretend that you are actually poor. After they start getting rich you we do we will be like jk lmao see my money ?

inb4 im autistic

never, never, never, give up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPOvePioFF0&index=28&list=LLRdqm21oHGSv49oTXtMZLUQ

>>1460851
Why not bury it? Sounds like fantastic fertile soil after some time.

>>1460851
>What I would do to feel this angry about living in my lush 35 acre woodlands

>>1459821

It has nothing to do with humanitarianism.

All truly great businesses exist to solve an important problem that can't be solved any other way.

For example, google exists because there were no super fast and super accurate search engines. It's made hundreds of billions of dollars since being founded because it acquired a virtual monopoly in that business. Almost all of the revenue comes from Search.

>>1459654
The thing is, a rolls royce may not look all that however if you were actually in one you would understand why its one of the most comfy cars ever made.

Besides why get a fast supercar if you have to go the speed limit anyway

>>1459654
>that looks like every other car on the road exapt maybe for a bigger grill
Shit man... have you ever seen a rolls royce in traffic?

They stand out

>>1460910
Just save money and move to Minnesota or Finland

>>1460851

This is my dream, and this man is so angry about it.

>>1459654
Classic cars look so fragile.

>>1458343
It's a modern production of Victorian architecture that skimped on the bells and whistles. It's gonna feel souless just like all modern shit.
Color looks meh as well.

>>1458332
Don't get "mid life crisis business man" black, get one in an ivory color with brass trim. That grill will look fucking gorgeous in that color.

>>1458323
I want to get back the girl I love, and making money and taking control of my life seems the most surefire way to do it. I don't care if I'm a shallow vapid cunt, but good god she was perfect for me personally. Happiest day of my life was when we went to the beach and just talked for 10 hours straight. I miss her lads

It'd also help me patch up a lot of issues with family. Maybe my brother will start talking to me again.

>>1461627
sorry if I seem like a pathetic cunt, just I still miss her. It's been 4 years.

>>1461628
*2 fuck me.

Who took a pic of my crib, yo?

>>1460861
>spoiled kids are bad
epic liberal propaganda.

Spoiled children are more likely to be assortative and got what they want. There is literally nothing wrong with spoiling your daughter and giving her everything, and wanting her to get with a man that is able to provide her with everything. There is literally nothing wrong with having a son and spoiling him, more likely he would end up an assertive chad who took what he wants because he is so used to it.

Its better then raising low expectation cuck children who settle for mediocre. If you can steer your spoiled children away from drugs they'd be on a path of success.

I'm going to be making 6 figures off of crypto before the beginning of summer of 2018.

I'm going to open my first bar before this decade ends.

>>1461672
Wanna share your gameplan?

>>1461672

> open my first bar

Why would you want to throw all of your money away? >>1457896

>>1458323
>buy usa
>rank 1
http://www.forbes.com/billionaires/list/

>>1459426
coke or weed