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call her a whore

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how the fuck did you earn 50k while remaining THIS cucked

>>14572922
OP, this is not the way.

Wtf

call her a whore

>>14572922
Call her m’lady

the absolute state of /biz

>>14572961
I bought ethereum in 2016 and waited now I'm all in link

>>14572922
>telling womyn you're awkward, then APOLOGIZING for it
either bait or absolutely pure tardism

>>14572922
Keep messaging her, that will surely make her want to fuck you and will in no way cause her to ignore you further.

yikes

>>14572922
should've stopped at the 1st message
who would want to go on a 2 week vacation with a complete stranger

>>14572922
I live in the US, for 50k I'd get you two girls that would fight over you for weeks.

> Nothing illegal

>>14572922
Gheorghe.stretcu@protonmail.com

If you wanna set something up email me

>>14572922
If she hasn't responded dump her/don't message her, I shouldn't have to tell you this desu. Women aren't worth this much of your time, energy, or emotion.

>>14572922
You went all in way too early. Came off as weak but rich and weird. Next time try to just hit it off in person first without feeling the need to pay someone to spend time with you in the middle of a jungle or whatever.

>>14572922
Btw to all the incels out there, the Chad request would be something like this;
>hey are you free the week of [ ] ?
I dunno...why?
>I booked this trip to Cancun Mexico to go with my gf but I broke up with her couple weeks ago and they won't let me give refund her ticket. I've asked a bunch of my friends already but no one is available that week

This can’t be real.
Is this a troll LARP?

>>14572922
Go to Asia and fuck girls for free for just being white

>>14574901
>t. r/braincels

>>14574881
You virgin have no fucking clue hahah

>>14574977
Huh?
Tell me how you would do it or remain silent you dipshit

say pajjeet

>>14572922
This is pasta I haven't seen before so I've no choice but to believe it's true

That offers way too high should of said 10k

>>14574988
Seething

>>14574881
I wouldn't mention a past gf, but otherwise this is spot on.
>>14572922
On another note, if you're ever in the asian (China) area, lmk and I'll teach you how to chad the white way. For free too, bc donating my time to you should count as a tax deductible.

>>14572922
i matched with this behemoth on tinder. will respond with first post ending in 7

>>14575039
can i fuck your chin fat

>>14575039
Since male whales have the biggest dicks do female whales have the biggest vaginas?

>>14572922
bump it up to 100k and she will probably respond quicker

There is nothing you can say. NOTHING.
Forget her and move on.
For the next one just imagine you are brad Pitt and say stuff you I’m agine he would say. Just role play a bit and see what happens.

>>14572922
Try saying you're a nice guy, and if she still doesn't reply call her a slut.

>>14575039
How many chainlink to stick it in your stink?

>>14572922
god you are terrible with woman. The fuck man, don't you know that is creepy as fuck and you sound like a weak bitch that will call her every 5 minutes and whimper at her every request? fuck i need to start charging for this shit.fuck.

>>14575193
Holy based

can i go OP?

>>14572922
I've known guys who did anything for a girl she will never marry, heck she never even liked him in the first place. I just don't have a clue as to why guys do this to women.

op use that 50k to take me on a vacations and we can have a gangbang orgy woth trannys in Thailand

>>14575039
Hi baby can i have your love please?

>so these are the mighty link marines

>>14574994
/biz/ really is infested with newfags and plebbitors now, damn. How can people not recognize this pasta, it used to be posted daily.

>>14575471
I guess you missed the sharpie in pooper thread yesterday
>>14575472
Really? I've been browsing almost daily for the past two years and not seen it once.

>>14575491
Just one example:
>>>/biz/thread/11211190
You better appreciate, I had to solve 50 fucking captchas just to post this

>>14572938
this is now your only option OP

>>14574881
Hahahahahaha fucking no

>>14574881
Even a dumb roastie can smell bullshit like that and would cringe hard. If you REALLY wanted to go with that, at least exclude the friends part, trying to hard to justify is cringe and a turnoff.
Then again, you shouldn’t ever reply garbage like this in the first place

>>14575551
Cheers lad. Genuinely never saw that before.

>>14572922
I'll go on a trip to you for 50k anon

>>14572992
Post atm machine, hand and timestamp with the text ”645/biz/” within 20 minutes or larp

>>14576004
thats very good, this is my man anonymous R0/6gLSw

>>14575039
WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER

DO NOT UNDER ESTIMATE THE POWER OF POSITIVE THOUGHT! ESPECIALLY COLLECTIVE POSITIVE THOUGHT!

THIS SHIT IS GOING TO REACH $1,000 EASILY!
HOLD THAT THOUGHT AND VISUALIZE IT IN YOUR MIND EVERYDAY AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE STARTING NOW AND IT WILL MANIFEST INTO REALITY. DO IT! I'M NOT JOKING!

VISUALIZE AS OFTEN AND AS DETAILED AS POSSIBLE!

>>14575423
Say this to her

you are desperate and real men dont apologize.

Jazmine is too busy deep throating Chad while he calls her a whore

>>14575039
Ay yo Fiona whatsupp why r u cheatin on my green nigga Shrek

>>14575039
Listen up, men. If a fat woman approaches you and wants to have sex with you, YOU HAVE SEX WITH HER. No ifs ands or buts about it. First of all, you should be fucking honored as shit to have the opportunity to have a sex with a big beautiful goddess.

More importantly, you have to oblige as she says because if you say no, you are actively oppressing her with your bullshit ridiculous standards of beauty and lets face it, what YOU think is beautiful doesn't matter because she can be as fat as she wants. It's HER body, not yours.

By oppressing her with your fatphobic bullshit though, you are likely going to be triggering her and are thus violating her and her identity and by violating her so viciously like that, you are in fact, committing rape.

>>14572922
Yea you sound desperate as fuck man
>Replace lifting with making money

>>14575616
>>14575616

How are pajeets such natural chads. Pops my gourd

>>14575606
It's light years better than OPs larp pasta. And quit overestimating dumb roasties.

>>14577387

Based enlightened boomer.

>>14575616
Most high supreme KEK.
Thank you anon. That's a funny fucking pic.

>>14576493
Slut. They like to be called sluts. Whore is too biblical.

>>14576104
made me kek
>>14575039
hello Gorgous your so hot and cute open bobs and vagene and siffocate into your roll

>>14574881
this is somehow fucking worse lmao.

at that point it's best to stop talking and wait for her

or take the dominant route and give a simple "please respond"

>>14576004
absolutely based

>>14575606

if she said no to chad, he wouldn't take it as rejection and would keep asking roasties until one said yes.

>>14575039
link 1000$ eoy

>>14575039
I'm sorry but you would be so pretty if you just took care of yourself a bit more.

not one fucking 7 yet?? are you even trying?

>>14572922
haha this is definitely me when i try to pickup girls xD

>>14572922
Hell, I'll find you a girl that'll do it for $50k

>>14575039
just send her elusive parts of sailor and whale fishing songs.
finish it up with the classic.

WHITE WHALE
HOLY GRAIL

>>14575039
I want you to force feed me mashed potatoes

>>14575039
Ravioli ravioli you make me sick to my stomachioli

>>14572922
Black guys would be like "yo bitch I'm gonna fuk u up yeah and stick sum fucking coke up ur ass and ur gonna suk my dik" and the bitch would be like "ohh yes mr black man I love sucking black dick for free"

>>14575039
All fucking niggers must fucking hang

>>14575039
can i HODL your belly?

OMG...

I fucking LOVE BSV memes.

BSV is soooo fucking based lol. Craig = le god.

We need to meme him into emperor status lol, how frickin based would that be guys?

It's like... he's just as based as Trump and MoonMan. I think its because he's so sassy and non-sequitorious.

This is TOTALLY the next, most epic and righteous BASED meme.... get this:

He's on the internet...

He's contrarian to what seems reasonable and admirable...

Controversial...

Quite silly and ironic...

But actually a super fun and great guy..

>>14575039
repeated binge-like alcohol drinking increased triglyceride levels in the liver and plasma, and increased lipid droplets in the liver, indicators of steatosis. In contrast, a single binge-intake session or repeated moderate alcohol consumption did not alter triglyceride levels. In addition, alcohol exposure can increase rates of alcohol metabolism through CYP2E1 and ADH, which can potentially increase oxidative stress and liver dysfunction. Intermittent, excessive alcohol intake increased liver CYP2E1 mRNA, protein and activity, as well ADH mRNA and activity. Furthermore, repeated, binge-like drinking, but not a single binge or moderate drinking, increased alcohol metabolism. Finally, repeated, excessive intake transiently elevated mRNA for the proinflammatory cytokine interleukin IL-1B and 4-HNE levels, but did not alter markers of later-stage liver hepatocyte injury.

>>14579327
alright gentlemen lets play a game. i have 19 more matches we can do this with

>>14575039
can i fuck your chin fat

also LIT 5$ EOM

this is literally my best looking match. everyone else is disgusting. Lets see if you can get me a date. 3 is my ice breaker

>>14579378
Reroll for:

WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER

DO NOT UNDER ESTIMATE THE POWER OF POSITIVE THOUGHT! ESPECIALLY COLLECTIVE POSITIVE THOUGHT!

THIS SHIT IS GOING TO REACH $1,000 EASILY!
HOLD THAT THOUGHT AND VISUALIZE IT IN YOUR MIND EVERYDAY AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE STARTING NOW AND IT WILL MANIFEST INTO REALITY. DO IT! I'M NOT JOKING!

VISUALIZE AS OFTEN AND AS DETAILED AS POSSIBLE!

>>14579416
Rolling for:
Nice beads, where did you get them?

>>14574881
Enjoy another decade of celibate

>>14579416
Roll for
I'm a Muslim man too but I have to admit that pregnant Sergey really turns me on. I keep fantasizing about putting my seed inside him and watching new life grow... We get married, he gives birth, and we raise that baby under the blessings of Allah. I want to hold hands with Sergey, and looking into his eyes say 'I love you.' I think of myself taking our son to his first day at school, watching that strong and masculine boy develop amazing computer skills like his dad.

Ok, I can't hide this anymore. It's coming from deep inside of me... this desire to shout...

I'M A GAY MUSLIM AND I HOLD CHAINLINK!

>>14579558
Roll

>>14579416
do you want to see a picture of my dog?

>>14579416
hey baby wanna get together and read talmud 2getha?

>>14579416
*ahem ahem*
schlop schlop schlop

>>14574988
Don't invent some backstory dude, just fucking ask her if she wants to travel with you
You're literally giving an EXCUSE for asking her, what the fuck are you doing

>>14579633
Damn i can feel the unmatch already

Roll a 9 and you can break the ice with this one

>>14572922
nice bait. nobody can be this dumb and beta

>>14580026

400lbs EOY?

>>14580026
MY LINKIE STAY STINKY $1000 EOY

>>14580026
Hi, would you like to have dinner with me?

>>14580026
Did it hurt?

>>14580026
do u benis in bagina

>>14580026
There is a revealing logical lacuna in the positivist's argument, one that will reintroduce us immediately to the nature of revolutionary change. Can Newtonian dynamics really be derived from relativistic dynamics? What would such a derivation look like?

>>14580026
guess i dont have to buy you dinner
ever

>>14574881

anon you need to respect yourself more than this, hit the gym, read some literature, stop jacking off and you wont have to come across as a bit of a dweeb to be successful with women in the future

>>14580449

>>14580449
Lmao fucking hell

Ill continue playing this game with new matches until i get a response, then we can focus on one.

Next one, she seems fully capable of being able to kick my ass.
Roll a 1 or dubs for response

>>14574881
lol
a CHAD would in no form whatsoever spend 50k in a fucking random roastie from tinder
EXTREMELY bluepilled faggot

>>14580797
nigger

>>14580822
YOU GOTTA DO IT, CHECK THAT SHIT

>>14580822
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>14580822
DUBS GET

>>14580822
youre a fucking dick dude. give me some time. I gotta gather the courage.

>>14580929
Lmao I wouldn't do it
One wrong angry nig and she goes full psycho and sicks Jerome and his boys to fuckig shoot you

>>14580929
don't be a pussy OP

>>14581053
im mostly concerned with getting banned on tinder

why would you do this to me fren

>>14574815
what is going on in this image
I tried to reverse image search and it just gave me this thread again

>>14581126

>>14572922
Get some self respect and man up. Money can't buy you love. A bit of confidence and charisma can.

>>14581126
Fucking kek

>>14581126
you are a gentleman and a scholar, well done, I wouldn't have done it

>>14581126
you finna get your ass clapped white boi

>>14581126
BASED

>>14575935
>keeping all your money in a checking account.
Jesus the state of /biz/

>>14580797
nigger dyke

>>14580822

>>14580797
>>14580822
>>14581266
AAAAHAHAAHAHA 2 DUBS KEK HAS SPOKEN DO IT PUSSY

>>14572922
Sorry if I offended you :(

>>14581297
NONE OF THIS CROP SHIT INCLUDE THEIR PROFILE PIC IN IT

next one. pretty sure this is a trap. 1 or dubs roll. No will no longer call anyone a nigger

>>14581503
Do you have discord?

>>14581503
how big is ur dick?

>>14581503
unmatch me if no penis

>>14581503
Is your dick as big as your nose is?

>>14581503
Hey what's your SSN?

>>14581601
Fucking LMAO MY SIDES

>>14581601
these bitches are just going to end up unmatching me. Im not attractive enough to warrant a response from a mean comment, kek

>>14581663
ok i'll do one that actually helps u this time

>>14581663
fucking kek

>>14581661

Totally what she said while shaking her head telling her family they are racists..

last one for now, im sleepy. get me laid /biz/ 6 or dubs roll

>>14581126
What a fucking chad.

>>14577387

Spend money to spend even more money.

It can't get more retard.

>>14581891
sweet vishnu bb

>>14581891
I'll pound you til you squirm under my cock's power and cum 10x.

>>14581891
>>14581977
See i got you my nigga

>>14581977
based

>>14582000
heh

>>14581977
I'm sure she would actually be delighted that someone would be so courageous.

>>14581977
she's gonna wet her panties

>>14581977
nice lilfox. Im pretty confident on this one

Quality thread guys link 1000eoy

>>14572922
mission abort

>>14572991
no, THIS is the absolute state of /biz/

Bump for hilarious thread, I want them replies

>>14572922

Wow. That's embarassing

>apologizing to a woman before she even comments on anything

What a fucking cuck, just hang yourself already - your gene pool is finished.

>>14582048
well done anon, I'm sure you will be eating pussy by eod, thank us later

>>14580026

woof can i call you my beast as you peg me with your elbow?

>>14581126
Madlad

>>14581126
KEK ABSOLUTELY BASED

Bump don't die on us OP

>>14572938
Unironically this

>>14574881
A chad would fuck her on a local park bench, not pay 2000$ for it

>>14576004
Based

obviously this whale has no personality
roll for 0

>>14583618
Come here and swallow my dick like you swallow cheeseburgers

>>14582048
Fucking Kek

>>14581891
BOOOOOMER