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Has he made it?

>> No.14560402

>>14560383
>chad genetics
the day he was born.

>> No.14560417

>>14560402
>needs a beard to have a jaw line
>needs fake teeth to have a good smile
>has a reported small penis

m-muh chad genetics

>> No.14560426

>>14560402
>manlet
>chad

choose one

>> No.14560442

>>14560402
shoo dan

>> No.14560453

>>14560402
>chad genetics
>manlett
>Chinlett hiding under beard
>cromagnum facial structure
>Extremely insecure
>has to take steroids to look built
>has to pay to be in movies, and pay women to hang out around him
He made it with money, yet unironically failed everywhere else.

>> No.14560464

i was thinking the same. his teeth look fake as fuck. Im sure he lives a fun life, but an unfulfilled one

>> No.14560471

>>14560383
This is an NPC tier vision of making it

>> No.14560480

>4 heart attack
>has to pay thots to be around him
>no children or wife.
He's a long way from making it.

>> No.14560538

>>14560464
the unfulfilled meme is so tiring, yes he probably leads a vain lifestyle by choice but probably has more experiences than the average wagecuck working at mcdonald's

>> No.14560552

>>14560480
>4 heart attacks
i didnt know that. what a unhealthy faggot. Definitely does steroids and cocaine to cope with his depression

>> No.14560551

>>14560383
if i was a woman i wouldn't fuck him solely because of the amount of pussy walls his cock has seen. disgusting

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>>14560417
>>14560464
>Haven’t taken the veneer pill

>> No.14560605
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>>14560417
>>14560426
>>14560442
>>14560453

>> No.14560619

>>14560538
his life revolves around showing off on social media. It doesnt matter what experiences hes had because he probably only does it for validation from others rather than for his own happiness. At least thats what i like to think.

>> No.14560632

>>14560383
Pathetic existence.

>> No.14560646

>>14560619
Yep. If you are having that much fun and that happy you dont need to post it for the world to see. He's literally the one coping.

>> No.14560698

he is the quintessential definition of "making it" imo, but i also agree with other anons that it's sorta weird he only hangs out and has sex with hookers and feels the need to share how manly he is. but that's his product that he needs to sell, so it's a catch-22.

>> No.14560716

>>14560619
His social media is a business at this point, I'm sure he makes tons of money from that, also the thots want to appear in the videos for exposure so I doubt he has to pay them.

>> No.14560744

>>14560560
i actually got some top tier natural teeth. pretty much my only physical trait i can confidently brag about

>> No.14560773
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14560773

>>14560402
>chad genetic
Yeah, no.

>> No.14560799

i'd honestly be surprised if more than a few percent of /biz/ people think much of this guy's life. it's great that he is nonstop having fun and sex with hot women but he lives on instagram and i think a lot of us would prefer not to have to participate endlessly in that sort of thing.

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>>14560383
he will die in 100 years. a homeless man will die in 10 years.in 1000 years they are both dead. if you die, you lose. nobody has made it yet in all of history

>> No.14560877

>>14560866
cope

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>>14560773
He looks average af without a beard lol
Guess he really does need it to make that pseudo jawline.

>> No.14560932

>>14560894
>grateful dead shirt

I take it all back 10/10 absolute chad. I wish i lived his life

>> No.14560982

>>14560932
Fucking normie.

>> No.14560983

>>14560383
I mean having a nice house and riding around on boats looks pretty comfy, but having your house constantly filled with 40 brain-dead hookers would be horrific.

>> No.14561251

>>14560877
cope of cope. death renders all equal

>> No.14561268

>>14560383
no, dan never made anything
his father "made it" by thieving millions
he gave the millions to his sons

>> No.14561282

>>14560983
True but he's on steroids so he's horny 24/7, so the girls are actually worth having around. People forget pure testosterone boosters works better than viagra.

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>>14560932
absolutely based and jerrypilled
>>14560982
>thinks he isn't the normie
how's the new kanye album you fucking faggot

>> No.14561429 [DELETED] 

No:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trMfHRuQRIc

>> No.14561450

>>14560894
based as fuck

>>14560982
kys jamal

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No:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trMfHRuQRIc

>> No.14561514

>>14561251
cope. death doesnt matter

>> No.14561698

This thread is making me suffocate in cope. How are you guys so pathetic?