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14551995 No.14551995 [Reply] [Original]

Would you rather have $1000 per Link or turn into a goat for a day so you could access the goat tower?

>> No.14552013

Tough one

>> No.14552019

Do I keep the memories of what happens in the tower and being a goat?

>> No.14552028

>>14551995
If LINK gets to $1000 I'll have enough money to build my own goat tower and be able to get prosthetic surgery and enough hypnotism sessions to become as close to a goat as any man has ever been before.

>> No.14552058

>>14552019
Sure, why not

>> No.14552087

>>14552058
Goat for a day

>> No.14552101

>>14551995

I don't own any link so I don't care what its price is.

Goat tower thanks.

>> No.14552118

Goat tower. Looks mystical.

>> No.14552176

>>14552028
This. Weaponized autism wins again.

>> No.14552244

goat for a day, no question
it's an unique experience that you can monetize endlessly once you turn back human. instant celebrity status, book deals, and so on

>> No.14552604

goat, how is this a question

>> No.14553624

>>14551995
Goat, money can't buy this experience.

>> No.14553660

>>14551995
Goat tower access is literally priceless, bait thread

>> No.14553670

Invest in goatlinks! BUY BUY BUY

>> No.14553683

>>14551995
Will there be lady goats around, and will they have a feminine goat penis?

>> No.14553705

>>14553683
listen i dont know who you are or what your background is but I just wanted to say, that you are pretty based

>> No.14553761

I would opt for access to the goat tower

>> No.14553792

>>14551995
Spill your beans OP which coin will turn me into a goat for a day

>> No.14553800

>>14552028
Transgoats have 50% chances of commiting suicide

>> No.14553848

>>14553792
I will, shortly

>> No.14553942

>>14553683
>lady goats(male)
I’m getting some goatpucci in that tower

>> No.14553959
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14553959

>>14552028
>>14552028
This.