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Zuckbucks is my master Anonymous Wed Jul 3 00:57:17 2019 No.14548426 [Reply] [Original]

Come to me, oh lord Zuck

Bring me profits, and riches unimaginable

In the name of all that is central and all-seeing

Cast a plague upon all those who wish to be free and keep to themselves

All must succumb to the Word of Zuck. You will be profited upon. You will be our product.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 3 01:01:13 2019 No.14548478 File: 94 KB, 552x311, going2hell.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Believe what you wish. Resistance is futile.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 3 01:03:45 2019 No.14548511 File: 308 KB, 1330x748, ohyes.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Right now your net worth is.... fairly average. But once we consume the wealth of all the users, and they become indebted to us.. that's when the fun begins.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 3 01:07:42 2019 No.14548576 >>14548426 So its true, this place is frequented by fat hairy degenerate incels

Anonymous Wed Jul 3 01:08:12 2019 No.14548585
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Why would you think you can fight destiny? You are just an infinitesimal part of reality; so easy to manipulate.

You are like puppets at the hand of a puppeteer, dancing about like marionettes, dying on their Wedding's Eve, so unaware of the tragic fate that is about to befall them.

There is little you can do, except rebel.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 3 01:09:17 2019 No.14548601 File: 351 KB, 383x681, pomp-eet.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14548576 Hey man, I'm down 26 pounds since April, I'm trying not to be such a fat hairy incel. lol

Anonymous Wed Jul 3 01:10:22 2019 No.14548616
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>>14548601

I also made the double-chin on purpose, it's not nearly as prominent. I still need to work on the man-tits and the mid-section, but I'm feeling much better about it lately.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 3 01:11:14 2019 No.14548628 >>14548601 Good work fren

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 3 01:13:48 2019 No.14548661 File: 79 KB, 750x507, f12.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >MFW

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 3 01:13:51 2019 No.14548662 File: 3.99 MB, 480x480, 1561708350543.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14548628 Thanks!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 3 01:14:02 2019 No.14548666 >>14548426 Fuck off back to plebbit we are buying Banano

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 3 01:15:37 2019 No.14548694 >>14548426 okay. $50 guaranteed. let's ride, faggots. get this to $2 before Coinmarketcap https://graviex.net/markets/zbuxbtc

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 3 01:16:42 2019 No.14548709 File: 59 KB, 1000x447, zbux10.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] us when we hit top 100

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 3 01:17:10 2019 No.14548715 Is that Sam Hyde?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 3 01:18:48 2019 No.14548742 >>14548601 Keep at it anon

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 3 01:20:59 2019 No.14548773 File: 18 KB, 424x426, 4eggdur.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >people are actually buying this crap

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 3 01:21:15 2019 No.14548780 File: 42 KB, 468x702, ZUCKBUCKS_meme1_helmholtzwatts.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm to drunk to draw it on my ass lol, maybe tomorrow night guys

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 3 01:21:22 2019 No.14548781 >>14548576 WHO WOULD HAVE THUNK IT EH? Fucking moron.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 3 01:23:39 2019 No.14548822 Well, we seem to be having a good night now lol

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 3 01:24:19 2019 No.14548834 >>14548715 who's sam hyde? also, you spelled the site wrong, dingus. https://zuckbucks.cash/ >>14548773 easiest 20-50x in the space right now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 3 01:26:33 2019 No.14548860 File: 31 KB, 362x400, 84.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14548834 >20-50x

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 3 01:28:06 2019 No.14548890 Will you guys help make me rich if I show you my ass tomorrow

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 3 01:28:41 2019 No.14548904 >>14548890 i'd pay you to stop being a faggot. nobody wants to see that shit

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 3 01:29:12 2019 No.14548915 >>14548890 I need money

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 3 01:30:13 2019 No.14548928 File: 63 KB, 700x368, 1561705298463.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14548904 Then buy zuckbucks and I won't post my ass tomorrow lmao

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 3 01:32:30 2019 No.14548974 >>14548928 fine. but you have to also kys for being a homo. deal?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 3 01:33:57 2019 No.14548998 >>14548974 I get to go on one vacation with my zuckies first please

Anonymous Wed Jul 3 01:36:13 2019 No.14549034

>>14548998
fine, but no eating shit or killing millions of people with faggot plagues. please holiday in sub saharan africa. i will buy a zuck buck as a token of my appreciation for your faggot life being eradicated. pleasure doing business with you.

i swear if talking to you has given me e-aids, i'll dig up your corpse, then re-bury you upside-down wearing a party hat, then vomit on your grave and hide dead fish in the houseplants of your family members.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 3 01:37:28 2019 No.14549061 >>14548426 Hey Sam how's it goin

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 3 01:37:38 2019 No.14549068 File: 35 KB, 567x752, 66274161_2822160324492092_8064080052070907904_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 4 the foot fags lol

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 3 01:43:42 2019 No.14549170 >>14548426 I studied at Rutgers, and after seeing your presentation I immediately quit. Now I'm wagecucking at mcd and putting everything in chainlink. Thanks man

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 3 01:44:37 2019 No.14549181 >>14549068 show more faggot

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 3 01:46:18 2019 No.14549213 >>14549181 I'm actually too drunk to draw legibly on my ass, and take a pic lmao What do you guys want to see besides face and cock and anusholwe Also you have to buy ZBUX on Graviex

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 3 01:46:44 2019 No.14549219 >>14548715 Some serial killer that keeps getting away with it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 3 01:47:10 2019 No.14549230 >stench of diseased shit rising abandoning thread, stinks like faggots

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 3 01:52:36 2019 No.14549320 Nipple-man, are you on the Telegram? we need you to work your hairy body "magic" for the team, your skills are... well, they're cool :D

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 3 01:53:41 2019 No.14549334 >>14548426 Sam Hyde?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 3 01:57:06 2019 No.14549382 What the fuck

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 3 02:03:31 2019 No.14549491 File: 640 KB, 960x606, imn7bhzgwz631.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] About to pass out, goodnight bros...... lets make som money tomorrow! Buy some ZBUX while they're cheap and you won't regret it; they'll be like $1000 EOY

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 3 02:30:48 2019 No.14549914 >>14548860 KEK

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