/biz/ - Business & Finance

why dont these fuckin degenrates wear shoes

dig the redhead

this whole thing screams scam but i'm still hodling 100k of these niggers

>>14537108
This video is bullish as fuck

OH

MY

GOD

the fucking audio

Was unironically looking at buying into this

I see nothing wrong with the video, holding millons

oh boy

This is the HOLO team? These people seem like the fake/scammy type. Probably going to sell now...

Looks good to me

>>14537108
imagine the smell

>>14537255
"We just need 2-3 months to finish the software" = 2021, if

>>14537108
Why does this look like a recruiting video for a cult?

motherfucker looks like ido portal

>>14537108
FUCK I HOLD 250K OF THESE SHIT COINS

THESE FUCKERS CANT EVEN GET THE AUDIO RIGHT

>>14537444
CHECKED DEM TRIPS

these granola fags take too much acid to finish software

>>14537687
Oh noes 400 dollars, top kek

holo's gonna do it boiiii

>>14537744
400 that could have not went to fund some hipster commune's kombucha addiction

>>14537108
I'm not a holo fag but this video is straight up insulting on many levels

>>14537495
Exactly, it's really fucking odd, we all know something just isn't right with these people. Fuck I don't know what to do, my stack is so small 1.2 mil, guess we just ride or die right?

>>14537859
i am a holofag and this video makes me want to sell

>>14537879
AS you should. Just sold my linkies too. What a heartbreaking day

>>14537879
I thought these shitheads had a professional team. They can't even edit a video together.

>when the guy wears a shitty 15 dollar sony headphone

>>14537108
[ukulele]
*clap* *clap*
[more ukulele]
*clap* *clap*
[a man whistling cheerfully]
>Here at holochain, we want our community to really feel like they are part of this amazing journey we are on
>So today, we will be bringing you an EXTRA special update
[whistling continues]
>You have been waiting and waiting for your holoports, you have stuck with us, through thick and thin and MANY delays [light chuckle]
>So it brings me great joy to finally be able to say
>FUCK
>YOU
[Record scratch]
>Your money is gone.
>Penis.
[Line goes dead]

>>14537869
>that face palm
>hipsters
>minorities
>more than woman
Fuck guys, it’s not looking good and I hold 750k myself. Is there enough buzz for this shit to pump on pure speculation?

>>14537869
pretty fucking weird. If you're up, sell it all for link. If you're down, sell half for link.

>>14537941
fuck meant to type ‘more than one woman’

>>14537942
I dunno dude. These people are creepy.

>>14537913
Exactly, I think the new /biz/ plan for HOLO will be too ride the scam as long as we can, just be ready to hit sell on a moment's notice when the jig is up.

ETH is developed by communist SJWs my sweet summerfags

>>14537848
I unironically love kombucha

>>14537299
>>14537255
is it opposite day already?

>>14537108
The fact that they haven't realized how overdone this "Each member deliveres a line, face at center frame, while "uplifting" fiverr stock music playing in the back" format is...just fucking sell

>>14537108

This coin is for homos.

>>14538023
every YT comment is bullish try harder at framing it as bad news

Jesus fuck imagine giving your money to some hippies who don't wear shoes...

>>14538075
Wtf man this shit is so cucked and cringe.

>>14538092
You're right anon, that video is fine.
Also Russia elected Trump.

>>14537899
>sold your linkies
i bought at 4.30 and didn't have any money for the dip this morning

>>14537913
>>14537869
i get weird vibes from these people, like they all go to their boss's 70 acre ranch and have ritual orgies in nature or something, but its not just animals and each other they fuck
something about them weirds me out deeply

ben and jerries are hippies too big whoop

>>14538092
>youTube comments

>>14538174
In case you missed it, devs are moving thier stacks to binance. Massive dump incoming

That Mary is such a cunt. Clearly has no clue about any of the technicalities. What a condescending old trout

>>14537108
The team is pure raw reddit

>>14538226
Proof.

>>14538118
>america is relevant in 2019
incel cope

>>14538174
redditnigger fud. you have to go back

>>14538309
>>14533626

>>14538376
I know but isn’t that just the stinky linkies?

>>14538404
How do you mean?

>>14538366
nigger the whole team is a bunch of redditfags thats why i'm selling
stupid fuck

Just switched to BTT

>>14538107

Homochain has been this from the beginning. People unironically getting on board with this flaming pile of garbage should probably reconsider their life choices.

There a much better network proposals than this, that actually have functional software.

>>14538415
Those are ChainLink transactions.

>>14538366
check'em bitches

>ports won’t be shipped its a scam
>ports get shipped
>s-still a scam guys haha
Holocaust incoming

>>14538631
Who is going to buy these ports?

>>14538729
3000 people already bought them

>>14538783
I think the number was upped to 5000

>>14538631
Unironically an insider. The software won't be ready this year, if ever. There are major problems that devs don't think can be fixed. Ports may be sent to users without software to avoid legal issues, but not before year's end. They will serve no functional purpose.

>>14538631
If you watched the video they will not release them from the distro centers. Meaning the Chinese manufacturer told them to get their unshipped ports out of there. They have other customers to worry about.

>>14538938
post proof. e.g. you holding holo merch

Would bang her so hard, you'd be begging me to stop. Wait for ports, losers, stop whining

>>14538938
Insider here too. Ports will ship in a week and will come in a real gold casing that can suck your dick. The network will be immediately ready and have support for decentralized teledildonics orgies.

>>14539018
i wanna see her holo port

>>14538938
Then you already know the ports are already "dated" tech. It's been that long that the ports are almost End of Life before you receive them. Thats gotta suck.

>>14537108
>240 million dollars
Oh no no no no
GET LIT

>>14539041
Doesn't matter, a phone can run Facebook oh this tech

>>14539018
>>14539039
>her

>>14538938
t. fudder jeet

>>14539083
>>14539039
Which one is you

Ugh the dirt of that team such smelly crusty tree huging hipsters ... they will NOT make it

>>14538826
Don't beat around the bush, it was 6 gorillion.

>>14537108
The cope in those comments reeks of normies and fake accounts

>>14538938
Insider here. Here is a HOT tip for all you holoport buyers. The ports are shipping out with a hidden surprise. The folks over at Bad Dragon were nice enough to ship out custom designed dragon dildos that have been tailored to our liking.

>>14538963
You got it.

>>14539041
100%. We've actually found pre-built alternatives which are cheaper and more powerful that could have been used instead. Even though these ports are expensive, we're still losing money on them due to manufacturing and shipping hiccups. Feelsbadman

>>14537108
Insane amount of FUD these last few weeks

>>14537997
All of whom are autists and engineers. The mood in this room is tupperware party. 105 iq. Polycule

>>14537722
CHECK

>>14539252
Show proof and the problem description

>>14537125
jesus fuck why dont they

>>14539250
Based. I can't wait to play with my new egg laying insect dildo

>>14539336
The video talks about needing to connect 5000 nodes. The problem there is they can't even get a few to connect without running into serious performance and memory issues. Closed alpha testing hasn't even begun.

>>14539568
Yes it has

>>14539603
That is what you've been lead to believe.

>>14539671
You can stop the larp now Jeremy

>>14538631
>>ports get shipped
Just not to the people who bought them, but instead to "warehouses" until they finish the software.

>>14537108

Shitty mics, strong sell signal

>>14539603
what team have you been on? i am close to quitting to be honest i can't stand the work climate any longer. the scrum standups are a fucking joke so many blockers in the git that haven't been tackled in months... all the hard tasks are escalating because no one is doing them voluntarily. there is no responsibility or hierarchy, i never worked in a more chaotic environment and don't get me started on the diversity and sustainability crap, i feel like i am in a cult some days.

>>14540079

This is some quality fud, I'm feeling it

>>14540079
What the fucking fuck is this, you better not be real

>>14540079
FUCK THIS BOOMER SCAM REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>14540181
>>14540325
>>14540538
Old pic from someone who got into the ICO

>>14540079
>crocs on the floor
i'm convinced
why do they hate shoes?

selling my stack btw

>>14540079
DELET NOW!

>>14540655
ah okay
still selling

>>14540079
based...

ITT fake fud, keep accumulating

>>14540079
I have one of those stickers too. They were mailed to everyone who bought a port from the IGG campaign

they all look like trailer trash white people.

the bottom of the barrel whites. ahaha

ugly mother fuckers. i would have to get drunk to even fuck one.
selling my stack. unironically

>>14540079
hahahaha i knew this was a fucking boomer shitcoin right after i saw those late adopters. just look at them, these people are the core team. top fucking kek no one has ever had a real job their linkedin experience only shows "self employment" and work at fake companies. you guys got boomered hard lmao.

>>14540656
Lmao

>>14540079
oh i'm laffin

>>14540770
you mean pls buy my bags before this dumps to single-digit sats when BTC hoes back to $3k in august??

>>14540079
wtf i thought this forum was good at finding gems?! seems like twitter is wrong, i feel fucking scammed. thanks for being this honest you probably saved my ass.

Is it just me or did most of the dev team in the video seem disgruntled and the rest of the team addressed me as if I was 12 years old. This video screams "we don't have our shit together but there's too much money to run without being killed".

>>14540079
This might be the funniest thing I've ever seen posted on /biz/

holo was fun back when it was listed on IDEX but I sold pretty quickly

looks like all the link bag holder are bored with roy and sirgay dumping on them and our taking their frustration out on innocent HOT holders trying to talk about ports shipping

>>14540079
Wait... can anyone confirm if this is a pasta I am having serious deja vu.

elon musk and richard branson backing

>>14541313
I think you just have a complex about not feeling like an adult. The cure is to have sex basedboy.

Waco, Texas vibes.

Never touching this piece of shit.

with endorsement from the dali lama - take that chainlink

>>14541417
>>14541454
This is fucking cringe, I wanna sell these bags.

>>14537108
>busting our butts
>The Final Stretch!
>not wearing shoes
>incoherent blubbering in 240px

LMFAO

>>14537108
By the way I was getting unironic Bitconnect vibes from this video.

yes, even chainlink holder will be able to get UBI based on holochain tech

when your jobs are all gone you can get your universal basic income with the new money - is it starting to sink in yet

>>14538199
The YouTube comments look like literal paid shills.

just a random question, but has anyone ever said where they got the name holochain? is the holo supposed to stand for holograms or holographic, or is it like some "holistic health" kind of thing

What the fuck did I buy into? Video is shit, just like these fucking heavy bags I'm holding.

>>14538003
same. i make it too. sour af, not like the sugary store bought flavored shit.

>>14541679
>being this new
get kiked faggot

nothing about this hippie boomer team says to me "I should invest money in these people"; why are they all acting sad about it and having 10 different employees deliver a press conference like this; there's a reason most businesses use one chad looking boss type person to deliver messages like this to the public/investors; also wtf it's HOE-LO chain and not HOLLOWchain hahaha whatttttt why are they saying it like jfc

>>14541679
>being this new
get kiked faggot

>>14541313
It was like they were talking to kids, really fucking weird mate. I went back and looked at the video again and I think most of them were HIGH on something.

This on the same day that Decentr announces it has access to EU tax grants for developers to build apps on the HOLO network....
Doesn't look like anything to me....

holo only made 20 million or so on the ico so no hollywood production teams with justin sun

Kek

>>14541454
So why is he saying all this shit that hasn't happened yet? The Dali Lama doesn't give a fuck about the coin or internet in general

>>14537108
that dude in the purple is like yelling at me

>>14541454
THIS IS ALL JUST NON PROFIT LARP LOL WTF IS THIS SHIT https://www.moneyofgood.org/

>>14537108
So glad I dodged this one
HOLO was never anything special and you should feel sorry if you ever thought so

>>14541876
>>14541927
This nigga doesn't even have socks on in the OP. I think even BAT is more promising.

>>14541775
the old holochain telegram admin / team member was a drug addict and didn't even make a secret out of it. she was on booze, pills, you name it. also unironically a tranny.

>>14541882
FUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKK
That's it, I'm fucking out Bros, what the FUCK is this shit!? We all got fucking taken for fools, well no fucking more. Off to fucking Binance you go you piece of shit token.

>>14542118
Fuck this I’m done.

>>14541882
>>14542118
i am selling my 4 million as well, we got played. good luck frens

>go to iDEX
>select 1-day chart
>kek

im out too
too many red flags

fuck, ive been wanting out for months. im keep waiting for it to get to 24 or 25 sats so i can offload my bags, but im starting to doubt its ever getting that high again. fuck im trapped.

>>14542191
I have 100m AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHAT THEF UCK

Sitting comfy on 100 mill

>got SHID-T
>got HOLO'd
>almost got LIT

never gonna make it lol fml

>>14542329
How will this ever pump?

Thanks for opening my eyes I just sold 6.6 million too

>>14542275
>>14542329
nice damage control goys

Link holders are scared shitless cause holochain doesn’t need oracles

Got 1 mil. I'll see how this plays out.

>>14540885
WTF IS THIS?
WHAT THE FUCK DID I BUY?

>>14542402
>JWIZNen5
>JWIZ
yeah that ID is about right

>>14540885
Why don't these filthy people wear socks.

Wtf is this just sold 100k

the only way i can spin this into a positive light is to think, sometimes the most revolutionary or successful projects have the most eccentric and autistic acting people. i think i am more willing to trust these sorts of projects, as opposed to projects with good looking chads that all graduated from stanford and MIT.

>>14541454
what the actual fuck this can't be real
devs look stinky

>>14542391
I'm not damage controlling I'm actually worried and pissed. I've held this shit for almost a year now. Only 20 days left until I can sell with tax benefits so I'm feeling pretty shitty rn.

>>14540885
they aren't really wearing "feminist" t-shirts. disgusting. i am fucking selling this shit

forgot pic

>>14542543
this is a project being built on Holochain, which is like the next blockchain so get used to seeing lots of new projects listed on holochain, nothing really to do with HOT token

>>14542510
I almost fucking choked.

at least the core team is mostly American not the chinese hustle or russian mafia

>>14537255
Checked

>>14542833
>>14542510
>>14542803
let's be real this is fucking COPE. how the fuck did i get tricked into this shitcoin, i sold half my LINK stack for this 3 months ago and didn't research the team - you said it's a sure thing. and now i missed out on 50% of the LINK moon mission while HOT has been bleeding sats everyday for over a month. i fucking hate you faggots.

>>14542402
Google, SWIFT, Gartner.
>Scared of this lot

>>14542988
stop it i am fucking suicidal since LINK pumped and you're making it worse

>>14542967
Serves you right u ungtrateful link scammer

>>14542967
its literally a black or red choice idiot, stop crying..immediately!

>>14540079
WHY DID I THINK THIS WAS GOOD
I SCAMMED MYSELF

I really hope all of you double digit iq gorillas sell any hot that you have because you if you don't see how big this is then you don't deserve to make it.

Seriously. Just sell and quit your emotional bitching about their shoes and mediational shit or whatever other word bullshit you guys are do wrapped up about.

Put that money into the next binance ieo chink pump and dump so we can all laugh at you.

>>14543091
>>14543255
stfu i know i made a mistake, the only reason i am still here is because i have 7,000 linkies. going to sell HOT for LINK, just waiting for the perfect entry.

>>14543664
>stfu i know i made a mistake, the only reason i am still here is because i have 7,000 linkies. going to sell HOT for LINK, just waiting for the perfect entry.
Nice work, sell one while it's low for another that's ATH. The biz way. Dumbass.

Damn, my first FUD operation to actually shake out plebs before 10x ahahahaha

I fell for LINK fuds and missed early entry. Now I'm FUD'ding HOLO AHAHAHAHA

>>14543513
we all make mistakes, i sold 800 BTC around $100 and only kept 200 more to sell them around $1500. i could be retired by now fren. glad dodged the holo bullet though, could have invested in the ICO but something just didn't feel right about the team. Seemed like a crazy new age cult in a way (see pic).

>>14543601
you are the only one that is emotional and bitching bro. you seem desperate af.

>>14543707
well, to be fair everything about LINK is looking better than HOLO right now.

>>14537125
Sharing athletes foot is so tribally enriching, sort of like swapping AIDS.

>>14541454
Thanks just sold 3 million

>>14538092
>every bagholder in the yt comments is bullish in an attempt to keep morale high
Ftfy

>>14538003
I have no idea what kombacha or a penis tastes like.

Buying an holoport and believing in this crap has been the worst mistake I've made like in 5 years. Fucking faggots.

Literally dumped my stack. This fucking project is smelling like a scam more and more. They've been working on this for 12 years without a working product.

>>14537495
Holy fucking shit, I thought you must be exaggerating but I was wrong

>>14537108
why are they talking to us investors in this retarded way, do they think we are stupid kids or what? the video quality itself is FUD too.
>>14544099
just dumped 90% of my bag, i am done with this and getting nightmares thinking about all the gains i have missed out on since i bought into this tranny coin. /biz was only lucky with LINK, this board isn't what it used to be. i miss the old days when the average IQ was above 120. newfags and phoneposting curryniggers have killed this board, we will never see another raiblocks or antshares pump again.

>>14544303
Lol so you lose money and then blame /biz/ when you could have just put it all in link and bought a lambo in a few years. This is why you'll never make it.

>>14544336
kys pajeet

>>14541330
THIS

>>14537440
I disagree, the fact that they're not even trying makes them seem legit, scammers like the skycoin dude always try to look slick.
these guys look like they live in their cars, they're either idealists that at worst will inspire more zealots before they flame out or top notch scammers that are sophisticated enough to larp as the latter.
either way this is far from over and it will makes us a lot of money if we play it right

>>14537495
because they need to either deliver the tech or recruit enough cultish bagholders for us to dump on.
it's a win win situation

>>14544303
>just dumped 90% of my bag, i am done with this and getting nightmares
Take your meds and be gone weirdo. You don't deserve holo

>>14543869
Nothing is fucking wrong with Holo, comfy hold that is

>>14545000
the only think that will happen is HOT fags will get dunked on by whales. i didn't expect so many newfags to take the holocaust memes seriously, i am a little shocked after rrading all this shit. how many of you did really fall for the "buy HOT" jokes? be honest senpai.. i thought no one could be this autistic desu

>>14537108
>sugar magnolia bleeds in softly from the other room

>>14545318
>imagine not selling all your HOT during the binance listing pump.
H O L O C A U S T E D

Their product is currently speculated to be worth around 230 million usd.
They raised about 9 million usd and they can't afford fucking microphones for their promo videos? Are you fucking kidding me?

This garbage shouldn't be valued anywhere near 10 million, let alone 230 lmfao this shit is ridiculous

Nubs listen, this thread is a coordinated fud, we OGs have been through all those points a year ago

Scammers try to look legit and pro. They spends thousands of dollars making professional videos, hold huge events and wear suits to promote a "first class" image. Want an example? Look at the original bitconnect video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21kGmCsJ5ZM

These guys focus on the tech, not to impress. Some of them are autistic.. Look at Vitalik as an example...

Now onto their Github, it's extremely active these past 3 months compared to all other crypto gits.
They're at #4 with more commits than Chainlink. https://www.cryptomiso.com/months_3.html
6 month timeframe and they're still #2 - https://www.cryptomiso.com/months_6.html
9 month timespan and they're still #2 - https://www.cryptomiso.com/months_9.html
12 month timespan and they're still #2 - https://www.cryptomiso.com/

https://coincheckup.com/analysis/github (HOT ranked #2) (sort by 1yr commits)

Back in the day, a lot of 4channers were fudding Ethereum when it was a couple of dollars. They used Vitalik Buterin autistic pics to fud ETH. Made a lot of early ico holders dump....

>>14545950
The fuck this is. I started this thread after seeing the announcement in my feed. Got fucking pissed, posted here, now just waiting to hit sell on binance. But tonight BTC has been fuckey again not sure what to do now. Anyway don't hijack this thread as one of /yours/, pretty fucking cringy don't ya think.

Anyway I officially reported HOLO chain et. al. To the authorities as a possible fraud and securities violation.

The YouTube video was that fucking bad.

>>14545957
cope

The FUD is strong here. Strong buy signal. Holo has been on a downtrend since forever. You you fags like to buy 50% pumps, be my guest. This is still incredibly cheap. You can secure a 2 or 3 million stack and forget about it. I have 20 million I haven't touched since idex. Might buy another 5 mil.

I'm out of the loop, I thought holo was the next big thing? What happened?

>>14546590
It still is, some tards are playing with noobs here

>>14546516
>Strong buy signal
Kek

>>14546516
>>14546740
>my money is in invested with good companies. this is just FUD.
these boomers have already missed the deadlines by over a year. devs have quit because of the countless fuckups. stay deluded fren
>>14543869
>laureli shimayo
>works at holo
>occupation: intuitive eye reader and romantic match maker
who the fuck is this person? this gotta be a bad joke i am selling my 12 million HOT when i get home from work

1$ November 2021

>>14546971
I won't be selling to you. I'm in massive profit. You're the kind of guy who was saying LINK would go down to $0.30 after mainnet. Fuck off you infertile loser. This is less than 10% of my portfolio. I don't care what you retards spout in here.

Looks like the link pump groups must of had a holo spam request in their morning email, never seen so many together

>>14547272
fuck off with LINK stay on topic, holochain isn't even a blockchain

>>14537869

>>14541860
because it's an obvious larp

>>14545506
are you retarded? it went 3x from there

>>14545957
here are some of the commits from their most active dev (thedavidmeister) on his most active day recently
>test
>test
>debug
>test
>test
before you start bitching about his debugging, its mostly commenting out shitty code lines and fixing typos.

>>14548947
>>14545957
also, he really seems to enjoy his white space when coding. he has hundreds of commits like pic related

>>14549004
I suppose you think sergay does better code work

>>14549004
hard at work lmao

>>14549537
“We are busting our butts!”

>>14539172
Snorted

>>14542074
Ah yes, Sami.

>>14538003
it's fuckin good stuff and insanely low calorie given how delicious it is, not sure why it got a fag reputation among neets it's the best alternative to soda imaginable