/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>14530345
YOU HAD 2 YEARS TO ACCUMULATE
STAY POOR LINKLET

you'll have another chance to buy when link hits 35 cent in october

Me too fren, me too. This just means we need to hold with stronger hands than any of this lot.

>>14530345
Haha, what a fucking peasent. Look at my big dick stack, you jelly?

I can't actually believe this it's fucking hilarious !!!!!

And I was crying abouit only getting 13k in the presale hahahaha im dying

>>14530461
hes from reddit, he probably had about 3 days

>>14530345
How much did you pay that? lol

>>14532358
I have 100 LINKs. I had time to accumulate under a dollar since I migrated from /sci/ to /biz/ late May. I should've taken the red pill and went all in. My dumbass went 60% into HOT and got justd. Nevertheless, YOLO I have 100 LINKs. Yes I am a poorfag thank you for pointing that out.

>>14530345
I’ll airdrop you 500 LINK right now if you put a sharpie in your pooper w/ timestamp.

here I thought 1.2k link was bad...

>>14532295
same LMAO

>>14532407
a sharpie in your pooper with timestamp

>>14530345
It's going to be worth $0 in a few months, don't worry, it's going to be a priceless lesson for you nevertheless.

>>14532407
>not air dropping the lad 12.5 because you want to

>>14530345
It is fair you have two years

>>14532751
He’s gotta earn it.

>>14530345
I’ll give you half a stack OP. Sharpie in pooper w/ timestamp now.

>>14532905
>>14532407
not OP but also a linklet (49.6 linkies) - give me this opportunity to rise to the challenge and i won't let you down

>>14532407
>>14532905
>>14533790
it's worst than i thought... 48!

i just realized
77 link = 1 eth

>>14530345

perfectly fair. you had 2 years to buy a fat stack but you decided to fomo at 4$

>>14531306
You've 2.4 more LINK than me

last year i put $25 into link literally just because of /biz/ and here we are now.
i started with 60 then sold at $4 and bought back to have 70 stinky linkies.

>>14533988
Pic with timestamp for links. Post wallet address you want them sent to

Never did I think my 5.4k stack would make me a king.

>>14534295
Soon anyone with just 1k or more will be considered a whale.

>>14532407
I'll add another 600 LINK to anyone who puts a sharpie in their pooper with a timestamp. Idgaf I have 20.6k LINK. All these linklets who don't even have 100 LINK can take up the challenge and increase their stacks so in the future when LINK is $1k, they'll have $600k at least, not just $30k-60k.

>>14534415
how far in do i have to go?

>>14534338
T-thanks anon, I needed that.
>1.2k linklet

>>14534415
Based. So now the total is 1100 LINK for shaprie in pooper w/timestamp, post wallet address with pic

>>14534415
Seriously tempted

>>14534415
>>14532407

FUCK IT I'M DESPERATE

0x75aE4f35cCC092E40D796bA56364Ca2F0050FB5F

>>14534626
He fucking did it! Someone give this man some linkies!!!!

>>14530461
ive had about a week
>>14532346
i dont go to that shithole but about 5 months ago I was thinking about jumping onto link but didnt do it. About a week ago I went ahead and bought about 100 now i am accumulating them to fucking bad I was to scared to actually start doing it 5 months ago.

Is there any whale looking to hire me? I can make fud and pump posts according to your whims and whishes. I accept payment only in Link

>>14534626

>>14534626
The absolute state of this board

>>14534626
sent ;)

>>14534626

0xa9d0ff8162cfe5b34a2b79956b3e629d5a007dd0
You anons better come through

>>14534626
You're getting nothing.

The bull season is officially back

>>14534626
>>14534853

There's my shit-smeared buy signal.

>>14531306
Amateurs.

>>14534853
>>14534626
This is bullish

>>14534868
IS HE DOING IT

>>14534415
>>14532407
>>14534853

just go outside and get a loan, you don't have to actually put a sharpie in your ass, poorfags

>>14535024
Too late

>>14534886
Swing yourself up to 10k LINK.

>>14534806
>>14534489
Hey help me out here, I'm a poor linklet myself

>>14534966
The writing is not clear sorry man do another one. I'll send you extra 100(700 total) when you correct it.

>>14535182
I have shitty handwriting

>>14535245
>>14535182
>>14534489
>0xa9d0ff8162cfe5b34a2b79956b3e629d5a007dd0

>>14535245

>>14530345
We really need to get hiroshimoot to just ban the entire Indian IP range.

>>14535245
sent ;)

It might take a bit longer then usual since I have safety measures in place. Gotta keep them linkies safe.

>>14535302
arigato gozaimasu!

>>14532407
Sweet I'm in. Also notice I took the time to really work it into the pooper. The others really didn't take the initiative imo.

0x9ecEf1695B3037c51ECc15b9Bb03E2Cad652FaB4

OH NO NO NO NO NO

>>14535245
i want to tug on those cute shitskin-looking balls and make you squeal

Ok guys I have last 500 LINK to giveaway to linklets. This time draw the chainlink logo on your butt and timestamp with sharpie as well. Godspeed linklets. May the fastest win.

This makes me feel better about my 800 linklet stack

>he deleted it

Fuck it I’m desperate. Stay stinky.

0x6ed9aF05ef2B258F7EA2F40AF1192A4fE8Be9A20

>>14530345
Feel ya Bro, I come from a poor country (Liechtenstein).
1.783 Linket reporting in

>>14534754
No one wanna take me up on my offer? I can larp as a whale or as a nulinker. Accepting only link.

>>14534626
>>14535434
>>14535441
Unironically the biggest buy signal

>>14535499
You're worse than the glorious faggots shoving sharpies up their asses for internet monies.

>>14535411
it's hard to draw upside down

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>>14535411
>>14535441
Take the challenge and you'll be pic related in 2 years.

>>14535632
Disqualified due to breaking the sharpie rule, at least follow basic directions when shoving things up your ass bro.

i've been on 4chan since 2007 and avoided /biz/ like plague. you all write like you have schizophrenia. now i'm mad for being wrong

>>14534806
Wait I haven't received it yet

>>14535690
>>14535632
This.

Cmon man just do it right and I'll send you the goddamn stinkies.

biztards are back to shoving things up their asses again, we have finally entered the bull market

>>14535548
>>14535548
Maybe. But we both know none of them are going to get any internet monies for sticking sharpies up their bungholes. Arguably my way is better

>>14534916
Just bought 10k

>>14534626
>>14535341
>>14535434
>>14535441
>>14535632
Somebody compile these prostitutes into one image, for future references.
Link $1k is FUD !

>>14535690
>>14535732
There are no sharpies in europoorland, this is the closest I could get

>>14535341

So fucking bullish

On mobile, can someone check if any of these guys got more linkies in their wallets

Negative.

>>14535783
I always told people.... if I do porn its gonna be tasteful as fuck.

>>14535792
>>14535732
>>14535719
>>14534806

I'm still waiting on mine. I may have just fallen for a LARP

>>14535755
>>14535632
>>14535441
>>14535434
>>14535506
>>14535341
>>14534626
>Definitive proof that the link locomotive is faggot free!

>>14535846
Transfers take like 15 mins. Come back and post if you receive though

>>14535846
>I may have just fallen for a LARP

>>14535846
Yeah I don't think we were ever getting paid bro. Doesn't matter to me I'm not even gay and my ass just gobbles a sharpie up no big deal. It was kinda fun actually, like an experiment. I'll walk it off a and just lock it away in my memory like it never happened.

>>14534626
>>14535434
>>14535441
>>14535632
i see ur one sharpie and raise you two coloured sharpies
0x6Cd859B15bBD1aE2efF38a850877D9FAa9f705B8

>>14535846
It fucking triggered additional security measures. Just verified again phone sms, google 2fa and email. It says 3hrs. I didn't think about it, cuz 600 LINK used to be only 100$ or something.

Wait you guys took the sharpies back out?

>this fucking thread

>>14535929
If this isn't a LARP i'll start praying you make it.

>>14535924
Damn now that's some dedication and can do attitude right there. Cheers sir.

>>14535996
Kek I just finished highschool and have 20k LINK. I don't need any praying. Don't worry, in 3hrs max the transaction will confirm. Fucking huobi.

>>14535920
>>14536032
Do you know what post ID's are? Do you know what archived threads are? A picture of your ass with a sharpie shoved up it is on the internet forever. Hope the PROMISE of an insignificant amount of money was worth it!

>>14536041
Post screenshot of funds or else LARP

>>14535434
I didn't delete it I got banned

>>14536117
I got another 10k on Coinbase and some hundreds left on huobi.

>>14536076
two sharpies*

>>14536163
i'll accept a payment of 150 linkies for my service thank you

lmao the absolute state of linkies

>>14536214
Fuck it I'll send you pic related sum. You've been a loyal marine!

>>14535632
This is bullish for link

My sharpie is stinky but no linkies to show for it

>>14536270
thank you sir!

What is current highscore? I count 5 ITT

>>14536270
>>14536214
1.5k! woah!

>this much LARPism
Fuck, I only made the thread to laugh about it, now we got a guy making anons put stuff in their assholes for linkies.

I have 15 links, what can I do to get moar

>>14530345
>>14531306
>tfw 64 links
finally i hold a stack bigger than other biz anons

Christ
How can anyone not like this board

This is fucking going to far XD

>>14536488
If you film yourself pushing a random person on the street, I'll send you 800 LINK. 3k LINK if you punch them in the stomach. You'll go down as linkmarine legend.

Still stinky but received no linkies

you guys are retarded...remember when this happened like 2 weeks ago

Imagine some CEO of a tech company in the midst of adopting chainlink coming on here for research and seeing this.

>>14530345
go all in FTM and enjoy actually /makinit/

>>14536881
Fucking kek

Would never shove a sharpie up my ass for FTM. Linkmarines assemble!

>>14536891
I just got about 15% up on a quick ftm flip. You think it has long-term? You gotta chart?

Oh btw you guys know that your IP addresses are all saved to 4chan and also 4chan archives right? In the future when LINK is $1k, some LINK whale will buy 4chan and reveal your identities. Hope you used VPNs.

>>14534853
>>14534626
yall are really gonna ignore these anons efforts and not even give them 5 link for the laughs?

>>14536961
Hey everyone, some random recluse did something embarrassing one time! Nobody cares

FUCK IT

0x2825d7Adc51fE9A765409E9Ca48c789Bdb70Bf0b

>>14537054
>no timestamp
>probably arm not ass
Never gonna make it.

>>14530345
I remember when 37.5 LINK was under $10. Fucking kek.

>>14534626
Someone send this trap something, maybe some 0xBTC!?

>>14537054
You need a piece of paper with x1FWPO96 so we know it is you

This thread got derailed. How much would I get for showing a deodorant spray in my ass? It's about 8 inches in circumference.

>>14537054
>>14537099
>>14537278
DANGET

>>14537321
1k link. Make sure to have timestamp.

>>14537390
yeah lmao I don't believe any of you
I don't need to get doxxed and have my real name and adress connected with pics of me streching my ass

These threads are funny, as i would have never been able to invest so much in crypto as my current link stack is worth. I would even get 1/12 the amount of tokens for the same price.

>>14537367
THERE WE GO

I sure hope all these brave marines get at least a couple of LINK for their troubles. I'd send myself if I wasn't at work.

>>14536601
You forgot to say
>in minecraft

I'm scared
But I don't want to be poor anymore
How much for all 4 in the pooper!?

>>14537686
I’ll give you 850 linkies for all 4 in the stink

>>14537414
Stay poor fag. A true marine does not fear the fud.

>>14537759
put it in my smart contract

>>14537526
It’s not even in. You are just holding it up with your ass cheeks.

>>14537800
FUCK

>>14538031
>not using a smart contract to automatically get your money when your post your butt on 4chan
Ask me how I know you aren’t going to make it

What the fuck is happening in this thread lads??

>>14538122
N-nothing!!

>>14535924
You just like things in your ass faggot

>>14537526
He actually did it. Holy moly, thanks for the laughs as I watch all this bad news roll in.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT LMAO

what in the fuck are you degens doing holy fucking shit

>>14538221
Im going to take out a loan and buy another 5-10k link after this thread, so fucking bullish

PUT ME IN THE REDDIT SCREENSHOT FAMBALAM

If this isn't the most obvious buy signal, then I don't know what is. Holy fuck $100 EOY.

>>14534626
toasting in epic bread

How much for a sharpie in the urethra?

>>14538331
fuck off gainzy with your boomer shit

SWING AT YOUR PERIL

Why is link so gay?

No homo

>>14538342
I’ve got 1k left to give out, so I will do 1k. Though if anyone else wants it this is my last airdrops. 500 for sharpie in the pooper w/timestamp.

What about for one of us anons who already did it?

Damn now I'm tempted to become a link whore

>>14538031
I'll send you 200link per shape anon.
The choice is yours how much you wanna make.

I may only have 200 linkies but at least I have my dignity.

>>14538031
Post wallet you want your link sent to

>>14538602
I need me some stinkie linkies will do but have to get home first. Broke as fuck and willing to be a link whore

>>14538537
no one is giving them any link you retard. but go ahead if you want an excuse to shove shit up your butthole . make sure to smell it after too, dont bother washing the sharpie after ,just leave it on your desk.

>>14538651
Dignity doesn't make you rich mate. You do want a lamb don't you?

All larps, mate. Nobody is paying up in here.

>>14536270
This better be a larp or else I'm getting mad, I would put my 8 inch BBC in my ass for 1500 LINK

i'll unironically pay 25 linkies per sharpie in pooper. and it has to be a good pic, I want those cheeks spread and sharpies visibly in there to avoid scams

>>14538651
1k links to you if you do it.

link whale here 160k

>>14538753
>>14538712
I'd rather be able to look at myself in the mirror and not feel shame.

>>14538706
Damn now I'm tempted to be a whore for free

Holy fuck I was trying to get some easy linkies but when I tried removing the sharpie from my butthole the cap remained stuck and now it's still inside
I'm trying to push but it wont come out
I'm scared biz what do I do?

>>14536270
send wallet with new amount

>>14538782
if fem anon i will fly to meet you. in public of course.

we can document it all and upload to /biz/

>>14538778
Imagine, all you need to do is put a Sharpie in your stink and you'll have 1,200 Link. You must be allergic to money.

>>14538819
Go to doctor and pay him in crypto.

Whale here
Someone post a vid of sucking their own dick with timestamp for a stack of 2k

>>14538819
Go in with your fingers and try to get it out. Put stress on your bowel as if you're shitting to prevent it going up further.

>>14538851
Why would you fly out to meet a random femanon? Just meet an actual person you know more about. That kind of behaviour is bound to get you fucked (in a bad way).

>>14538862
Are you crazy? What the fuck should I tell him?
"Hey doc I was putting a sharpie in my butthole so that internet strangers would give me magic internet money"?

>>14538859

>>14538917
intradesting that you'd go cap first

>>14538895
That's the first thing I tried but I only pushed it further
Whats some food that will make me shit lots and fast?

>>14538906
its them thats going to be the one who gets fucked. (in a good way) (;

>>14538958
i dont think shoving food up your ass will help the situation

How much for a banana up my ass

>>14534626

>>14538917
It’s a long way down my friend. Hope you can get the cap before it hit your large intestine and kills you. Best of luck marine.

>>14539033
Holy fuck can that really happen?

>>14536041
bruh.
Buy a fucking cold wallet.

>>14538602
DON'T LET ME DOWN, TIMES ARE DESPERATE
these fuckers are almost double the thiccness of a sharpie, i bled for this

0xE0e68d0D55c873c21fe0d89F8d398BafBfDC87D4

>>14538917
Tell him you lost a bet. A friend of mine stuck an apricot seed in his ass. Go man..no worries.

>>14539137
Hahaha oh my god
This reminders me of the time I showed my cock on /v/ for a quake champions beta key

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>>14539137
>Bleeding
The Absolute State of /biz/

>>14539194
why are there three of you...?

>>14539193
lmao i fucking wish it was that simple

>>14539194
fucking kek

Guys, stop putting things in your asses ffs

>>14539214
To out do the only one of you

>>14539194
>>14539194

>>14539194

no proof of receiving any link so far and still u guys continue to sharpen up - proud of you link marines

>>14539246
I wish I had a friend

>>14538958
It could perforate your bowel. Need to get to ED fast

>>14539194
lmao wtf

even digimarines weren't this gay

>>14539070
Yeah bro you got a serious case bro. Your intestine can't handle stuff like that

>>14539215
Yeah I never got it (obviously) I knew I wouldn't but I did it anyway because it was funny and there was always a slight chance

>>14539004
500. Don’t forget timestamp.

>>14539334
my thoughts exactly right now. getting the two sharpies in wasn't pleasant but i still pulled through the pain with a light chuckle

Would be awesome if one of these whales came through and paid up but I figured this was all a larp.

Was worth a shot. Stay stinky marines.

Link 0000 eoy bc of you faggots

>>14539295
Yea if there was any proof I'd do it

itt LINK is not a 'no use case' token any more and becomes a new BRAPper

>>14534626
are you a trap? why the fuck does your butt doesn't have any hair faggot?

Friendly reminder that this is a work safe board

HAHAHAHAHA THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF YOU LINKLETS

>>14539480
cracks are fine retard

>>14539331
>>14539298
>>14539139
Holy fuck I'm really scared now, I'm going now
ty friends

who would have thought 2 years ago that there would be THIS much desperation from nu-linkers and no-linkers to get some link.

>>14539529
Godspeed marine. Post medical bill when you get back pls as i am curious to see what this would cost.

>>14534415
does the offer still stand?

How can you bleed from 2 sharpies wtf? I could put a medium sized dildo in my ass the first time I was ever putting something in my ass.

>>14539540
Will stick sharpie in pooper for 0.01 Links. Just a crumb good sir

>>14534626
it really be like that

>>14539592

It was just a larp fren. Nobody here has received anything.

>>14539592
Yes, sharpie it up with timestamp and ID, and I will send you 1000 link

>>14539670
Oh well. Probably wouldn't have counted regardless considering I have a hairy heterosexual ass. However it would have helped out a ton in accumulating linkies and I have done much worse for money

> tfw only 25 link
> tfw satisfied
> tfw when made $320 day trading options
> mfw idc what the price is when I can transfer all going to more link plus buying more on Friday when I get paid
Hoping to have 200 by the end of next week

>>14538652
>>14537054

>>14539592
Heh what the hell. If you draw a Chainlink logo on your ass and timestamp, I'll send you 500 LINK. My ID is different cuz I'm on wifi now. Pic related is my Coinbase stack.

>>14539670
Use etherscan faggot. I sent like an hour ago.

>>14539194
>>14539714
Where the fucks my 2000 link then anon, I doubled it up

>this thread

>>14539592
I’ll give you 500. Post wallet address with pic. Use etherscan to confirm after pic.

>>14539720
how'd you beast day trading?

>>14535924
>>14536270
hmmmm i'm beginning to think i shoved sharpies up my ass for no reason

>>14539817
just kidding i did it for the memes

all those literal homosexuals larping as low iq newfags falling for sharpie in pooper to insert stuff in their butthole.
the degeneracy here is going to make kek forsake this board, also jannies do your job, you banned me for posting asian tits and you allow others to post male assholes where shit comes out ew, fucking faggots

>>14534626
sent 200 linkies my fren

>>14539817
Etherscan

>>14539803
I'm new to it, but have a strategy that is finally paying off. Bought AMRN calls at .45 sold at the days high of .65. Hoping but doubt I'll see a dip of it in the morning, if there is I'll be back in. Can't day trade tho sadly reached my limit on RH.

>>14539778

Tx ID?

>>14539714
>>14539752
>>14539800
This is tempting considering the alternative is dealing cocaine, however I checked all the addresses posted itt through etherscan and none of them seem to have recieved anything so I'm leaning on LARP unless some sort of proof is posted

>>14539752
0x1F03fA38825246F35B589D271f62d5E6b4176304

>>14539983
Why have you done this to yourself?

>>14539983
Nice, sent ;)

>>14540026
I'm broke man

>>14540055
mmmmmmmh

>>14540055
If you actually did then fucking thanks man, who knew you could whore yourself out as a dude

>>14540117
nigga u got scammed

Plz /biz

0x9A43323d0cD7997fEE66A00e89025e2808d6eC62

this is why we need smart contracts, imagine taking a sharpie in the pooper and not getting paid

>>14540203
Truly is /ourcoin/

>>14540194
Sharpie not in ass, gtfo

>>14540194
stop doing this, nobody is going to give you anything.

>>14540194
>not even in
Never gonna make it.

>>14540203
Finally a use case for Chainlink
Neural network for detecting sharpie in pooper + date checker linked to a payout contract for the address in post. Any ML autists here to make it happen?

>>14538778
You're in the wrong place then

>>14540216
As if anon's aren't going to do it regardless

>>14534626
>0x75aE4f35cCC092E40D796bA56364Ca2F0050FB5F

Someone sent him 1 Link

>>14540161
check IDs pham, my ass is not in the thread
however I will dump my entire private porn folder (which has been accumulating for 14 years and weighs hundreds of gigabytes) and includes all sorts of shit for 2000 links, they don't have to all come from the same person
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>>14540250
Sounds like a great idea
I'd invest in it

... people are unironically putting shit up their ass for 200 LINK.

Can’t wait for the threads where they’re doing it for 1. Why didn’t you just buy when it was 35 cents? Lmfao

Paying for it one way or another I guess.

>>14540289
nigga I'd get 2 high class escorts for the night for 2000 link, gtfo here fucking bitch

>>14532470
Are you me?

>>14540354
At least I am offering something in exchange rather than LARPing and getting people to shove shit up their asses, plus I never said I want 2000 out of one individual
Also you can't sell back those escorts at a later time to recoup costs
pic related
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>>14538955
No cap my nigga

>>14540289
Why do you think your trap folder is worth over $7000?

>>14540332
why do you post a little 11k link stack lol

Did any of you actually get links for this? /fit/bro reporting in. Kinda tempted to whore myself out too

>>14540468
there's people here with 300k links who bought at <1$, who knows
there's no traps though, it's all women and het shit anyway so that cuts me off a significant demographic

>>14540478

I’m a nuLinker, at least I thought I was lol.

>>14540478
>over a years average income in the UK
>"lol so little"

Why are /biz/ so deluded?

>>14534865
>>14535735
This. Anal bull flag. We bull mode now, I've been saying that we'd see sharpies in buttholes soon for a while.
>>14534626
>>14535434
>>14535441
>>14535632
>>14535924
>>14537054
>>14538031
>>14539137
>>14539194
>>14539983
>>14540194
Wow that's a lot of bull flags.
We bull mode. Its tempting to get linkies. Because I have ~3k. But I have about 3k so fuck being a prostitute. I'm going to make it anyway.

>>14540511
Had a guy say he sent it, no idea if he did tho. So if you want to get anything for it you probs wont

>>14540572
Rude. Here I just sent you some :^)

>>14540511
yes all rich now

>>14540511

yes, you have nothing to lose, show dem glutes

>>14540550

3K you can def make it. Sell 20/25% at $100, that’s a year of NEETing, two if you stretch it, you can wait for the singularity in leisure.

That’s my plan, my overage above 10k at $100, them small %s at milestones around $250.

>>14540572
jesus senpai I'm a nulinker too but try to at least learn how to use etherscan

>>14540285
You laugh now, but he just got $1000 for a picture of a marker in his ass

>>14540628
Gimme price faggot

>>14540630
bruv u dreaming i can't possibly reach 100.

But it could reach 25.

got 1600 links hope im comfy

>>14540630
my plan is much better - become homeless waiting for my 48 linkies to singularity, then ascend. rags to riches. what a ride

>>14540667
>>14540630
Which rope will you guys buy when Sergej dabs on you?

>>14540690
5 links. That is $5,000 USD next year.

>>14540630
>$60k
>one year of neeting
Where the fuck do you live, Hong Kong?

Sent :^)

>>14540701
Sell us your bags at $25 bucks in a few weeks. We'll buy em.

>>14540712
Nah

In b4 it's locked

>>14540754
that's 40k that would help me out lol

>>14540727
Jew York

>>14540767
it can't be locked, link is too strong

>>14540779
>taking 40k to miss out on a 1.6 million
Are you stupid sir?

>>14540703

That’s also a good plan, I advised someone else being tossed out to do just that. Paper wallet and commit the phrase to memory, money just floating around out there completely safe and invisible.

I’d try to get more than 48, 100 is better, but 48 will do if you wait long enough. 36 months?

Godspeed.

>>14539194
This thread is a god damn blessing

>>14540630
I probably won't sell til 1k bucks. I might sell whatever I have above 3k when we hit the hundreds. I'm in no rush.
I live abroad in a third world country and I'm basically a NEET right now.

>>14540630
I'm still going keep 1-2k in cold storage for at least a decade and see how fucking rich I can get.

>>14540854

Lucky you, I slave harder than a feudal serf 50/60 hours a week, one day off.

I will hate myself for it later but I can buy 24 months of freedom to wait for singularity with what extra I have. Time is priceless.

>>14540756
I’ll give you 500. Don’t forget timestamp.

>>14530345
It's going to 150 sats, you'll have plenty of time to buy then

>>14540893

Yep that’s my advice and my plan I want to always have a LINK reserve stashed away. 1K LINK could be worth obscene money one day.

>>14540916
Sharpie or just glutes?

>>14540910
I literally get paid to talk to people about 60 hours a month. I probably make nothing compared to you. The food and rent etc are dirt cheap though. Don't worry anon we're all going to make it.

>>14540836
the flawless sharpie in pooper tactic didn't work out so i'm not sure about my next move in climbing the chain. will have to just buy a little at a time as and when i guess

>>14540910
What's your make it plan? Stay in Jewyork and buy a house or what?

>>14530345
I warned everyone the sharpie posters would be flooding in soon
Hahahahaha this fucking thread
Unbelievable
Shoving markers up your ass won’t help you overcome being poor
The fact that you’d shove markers up your ass for money is the reason you’re poor in the first place
>mfw

>>14541064
Oh and pro-tip:
>$81,000 USD
>2026 December 21

>>14541128
Windows 10 endures, huh?

>>14540957
Sharpie.

>>14541168
Changed my mind. Still got a suicide stack

>>14541064
Welcome 42. Glad you got to see this. Today is a marvelous day isn’t it?

>>14541193
Do whatever your heart desires, post limit has almost been reached anyways.

>>14541020

I have a mortgage already I’m a 30 year old boomer with a wife, took us ten years of savings and going to programs intended for minorities but we have a pretty good house, with a decent amount of equity (so far).

My wife doesn’t know about my crypto, and we’ve talked about retiring to Florida one day, it would be neat to speed that process up by about 25 years.

I’m mainly just tired, I’d like to pay off my house and debts, be a stay at home dad and play video games and trade shitcoins.

>>14541256
Sounds ebin. I'm a mid twenties boomer who plans on moving to Eastern Europe and finding a wife. There I'll open gyms and language schools.

>>14541128
What is this

>>14541349
schizo fuel

>>14541328

Sounds awesome best of luck. Definitely hold onto a sizable portion of your stack until you see how staking shakes out. With what you said about living expenses you could possibly live off passive income alone from that.

Best of luck my fren and fellow marine.

>>14541168
I'll do it in his stead if you send half upfront, everyone itt has been larping, prove you're not a poorfag at least
0xAa14d1F165c1DbDF3663a5B5C1192482e0cEA352

>>14541410
Fuck off pajeet. Good luck selling your trap folder.

>>14541404
Godspeed fren.

>>14539983
>69 BRAP
bahahaha

>>14539752
Its backwards, and autistic, but there you go, i need over 1k.

This is my original hairy ass.

0xD31de714436718761280e4Bd4898c52DFCbb9177

Fucking hilarious thread.
Haven’t laughed this hard in weeks.

Man I love 4chan

I decided to bite the bullet and threw 200 bucks at LINK. Also gonna throw some money at XCM. Got burned by BTC today so I am broke and putting in savings. But just gonna HODL for the time being.

I didn't have years to accumulate because I had no job and no income

>>14541410
>250 link for doing nothing

Fuck off.

Wondered why this thread was still around. Entered only to realize you have to be entered to make it. This is degrading and you people should be ashamed, but carry on. We’re all gonna make it.

>>14535434

>>14534415
Imagine wanting to pay 3% of your net worth to watch some dude sodomize himself with a writing implement

>>14539752
Pay up motherfucker.

>If you draw a Chainlink logo on your ass and timestamp, I'll send you 500 LINK.

>>14541916
do you feel in charge?

>>14541948
Yes.

I'm new fag, should I buy LINKs now even if it's this high? I'm afraid I'd miss the MOONs if not buying

>>14541994
You're gonna miss the moon mission

>>14532407
What will you do for a chainlink song?

>>14542382
If I wanted a song I would have asked for it. Sharpie in pooper retard.

>>14530345

Sometimes I try to remember the old days when a few hundred bitcoin felt like a the only amount you could make it with. Much like a 15K LINK stack does now. There were super latecomers who could only get a couple BTC. What did their number of bitcoin sound and feel like to me? What did it sound like for someone to say they had 5 BTC and that they feel like a poorfag? Sometimes I feel poor for having 15K LINK. And then I see threads like this reminding me of how much more expensive LINK is getting every day. I remember when I could have 37.5 LINK for under $10. And now it's all some poorfag on the internet can afford. Right now with my modest 15K LINK stack, I must feel like people did 3 years ago who had 100 BTC, watching it just go up, and up, and up....

>>14539371
Let me get the lube

>>14542817
Make new thread if this one gets 404d