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Anonymous Mon Jul 1 23:53:35 2019 No.14521755 [Reply] [Original]

How do you btfo normies and fellow wagecucks at your place of work?

Me?

>Bought $529, military grade, voice activated magnetic voice recorders with a range of 100 meters and hid them in my backpack
>Place backback on a coat hanger in the staff room every day before I start work
>Take it home with me and listen to the recordings (it only records when it hears the pitch of a human voice, so I don't have to go though 8 hours worth)
>Hear how Stacey 1 hates Stacey 2
>Send Stacey 2 the audio clip through a fake Facebook account I bought from a Pajeet
>Ruined various frienships this way and cleared the way for a promotion because I just sit and do my work unlike everyone else who is involved in some drama or quits because of what I do
>Have someone recorded admitting that they deal drugs and have a stash in their car
>Heard a Stacey admit she cheated on her boyfriend
>If she ever fucks with me I'll tip off her boyfriend
>If he ever fucks with me I'll tip off the police
>Trying to get one in my boss's office so I can ruin his life and take his job, but I'll need to turn the camera off somehow

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 1 23:54:50 2019 No.14521773 Many of those devices are backdoored by the Russians or the Chinese. Be careful in your selection of device as you might be biting off more consequences than you intended to.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 1 23:55:13 2019 No.14521780 Many of those devices are backdoored by the Russians or the Chinese. Be careful in your selection of device as you might be biting off more consequences than you intended to.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 1 23:55:28 2019 No.14521783 >>14521755 Its you again. Where do I buy that? You didnt answer anyone that asked last time when I was there.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 1 23:56:32 2019 No.14521797 >>14521755 no link for where to buy the device? Please anon for the love of god post a link to buy it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 1 23:56:39 2019 No.14521799 >>14521780 owo

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 1 23:56:42 2019 No.14521800 Based

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 1 23:56:55 2019 No.14521803 >>14521773 >>14521780 Who cares? They're not speaking Russian or Chinese, so they won't even understand the recordings anyway.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 1 23:57:18 2019 No.14521809 >>14521755 >If he fucks with me I’ll tip off the police fucking pussy

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 1 23:58:31 2019 No.14521834 >>14521755 I guess you'll be a CEO in no time at all

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 2 00:00:34 2019 No.14521868 File: 94 KB, 1440x675, 1561963942772.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14521773 >backdoored by the Russians or the Chinese I think you mean Israel

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 2 00:00:39 2019 No.14521870 https://www.detective-store.com/edic-mini-tiny-a77-hq-digital-voice-recorder-for-parental-control-639.html OP is a faggot

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Anonymous Tue Jul 2 00:04:00 2019 No.14521925

>>14521755
I just keep lists of people i hate and list their known family and friends. Friends are kind of useless after a few years most people switch up. But if you know where their families are and who their friends are, you will pretty much never lose track of them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 2 00:10:42 2019 No.14522013 Ads are getting smarter

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 2 00:12:10 2019 No.14522035 >>14521755 Fucking based

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 2 00:13:34 2019 No.14522063 Also, OP, vocaroo some shit in here, so we can be sure you are indeed a demonic ladder climber and not some neet larper or advertizing ajit

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 2 00:14:13 2019 No.14522077 >>14521870 Thanks I wasn't going to bother posting more unless op listed it since it looks like he just wants attention. Thanks.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 2 00:17:00 2019 No.14522127 >>14521868 Oof.

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Anonymous Tue Jul 2 00:17:11 2019 No.14522133
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>>14521755
>>14521925
Jesus, if y'all ain't larping y'all are some of the most sadistic people.
Either that or accelerationists.
I can't tell what's good or bad these days.
Much blackpill.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 2 00:17:17 2019 No.14522135 File: 58 KB, 679x769, pfffft.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14521803 >no one in russia speaks english >no one in china speaks english congrats on this anon, really

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 2 00:19:00 2019 No.14522159 >>14522133 Let me calibrate ur moral compass for you: what these larpers are suggesting is definetely bad.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 2 00:21:35 2019 No.14522203 >>14522135 Russians speak Яussian and the Chinese speak Orange.

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Anonymous Tue Jul 2 00:23:05 2019 No.14522229

>>14522077
Use a hex to ASCII converter to read

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