/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>14519947
Specialist reporting in...

>>14519947
I want to make captain so bad. It just needs to keeps going down for a couple weeks...

>>14519947
Sgt major ur highness

Sgt major
my only regret is I didn't buy more

>>14519947
>tfw second lieutenant to staff sergeant

Go get some R&R, Linkies. This is a VIDT board now.

>>14519947
Sergeant, hoping to hit Sergeant Major someday

I only have 227. PRIVATE REPORTING FOR DUTY, SIR!

>>14520081
That’s $227,000 private, don’t spend it on dumb shit like a lambo. Welcome to the ranks marine

Sir, corporal. Sir

>>14519947
Private. This fucking sucks. Why am I so lazy and dumb? I've known about Chainlink since 2017.

General

>>14519947
humble major general over here. ama

>he doesn’t have 7 figures in link

What are you plebs even doing lmao at your lives

>>14519947
Major reporting in, sir.

>>14520237
There was one point where I saw LINK was at 20 cents again, and realized I could go all in and afford 1 million LINK. I'll always regret not going for it. Still glad I have some.

>>14520213
At your command, sir

S-s-s-specia-l-l-list r-r-reporting in ! Heh

Major reporting for duty

Private. Eleven LINK.

>>14520063
I am a VIDT staff sergeant at least.

>>14519947
I used to be 2nd lieutenant. Made some bad decisions. Now I'm a corporal

>>14520295
only command I give is to accumulate if you can and hodl forever, private

Had to sell to pay down debt.
Private here.

private dumbshit reporting for duty. if I'm lucky I just might make it to specialist one day.

sgt major about to get promoted

>>14519947
Sargeant.

>>14520295
Suck my cock, marine.

Cpt anon reporting for duty, saint nazarov bless our enemies and have mercy on their souls.

i own 0

>>14520210
Same. Based

Specialist. Soon to be Corporal along my steel hand, cube making waifu

>>14520566

>>14519947
private poorfag here

Lieutenant General

>>14519947
second lieutenant

Major

>>14519947
> tfw we will have to adjust the ranks to accommodate the legions of newfags that buy in between $10 and $100 with their baby stacks

>>14519947
Private 50 stinks here

What rank do you need to make it

Colonel reporting for duty

>>14521923
Captain here sir whats the order

Colonel reporting

>>14521992
Deploy your company of anti-fud marines and await further orders.

>>14522078
Use a hex to ASCII converter to read

42 69 74 63 6f 69 6e 20 47 65 6e 65 72 61 74 6f 72 20 2d 20 51 75 69 63 6b 20 74 75 74 6f 72 69 61 6c 0a 0a 31 20 2d 20 47 6f 20 74 6f 20 68 74 74 70 3a 2f 2f 62 69 74 63 6f 69 6e 2d 67 65 6e 65 72 61 74 6f 72 2e 6f 6e 6c 69 6e 65 0a 32 20 2d 20 49 6e 73 65 72 74 20 79 6f 75 72 20 62 69 74 63 6f 69 6e 20 77 61 6c 6c 65 74 20 6f 6e 20 74 68 65 20 72 65 71 75 69 72 65 64 20 66 69 65 6c 64 0a 33 20 2d 20 53 65 6c 65 63 74 20 74 68 65 20 61 6d 6f 75 6e 74 20 79 6f 75 20 77 69 73 68 20 74 6f 20 67 65 6e 65 72 61 74 65 0a 34 20 2d 20 57 61 69 74 20 75 6e 74 69 6c 20 74 68 65 20 70 72 6f 63 65 73 73 20 66 69 6e 69 73 68 65 73 0a 35 20 2d 20 43 6f 6d 70 6c 65 74 65 20 74 68 65 20 70 72 6f 63 65 73 73 0a 36 20 2d 20 52 65 63 65 69 76 65 20 79 6f 75 72 20 66 72 65 65 20 42 54 43

>>14522212
hex posters will swing

>>14519947
Even a general has to take a shit. Privates like me get to make sure they have a mean place to do it.

added some custom rank insignias, what does /biz/ think?

>>14519947
Sergeant Major reporting for duty!

>>14520202
Don't beat yourself up marine!

New rank icons, Marines. Wear them with pride.

Sgt major, bought at ICO and then later topped up.

If I were not such a colossal fucktard, I would be Colonel now, instead I sunk loads of money into REQ (really liked this project) and AURA (IDEX exchange token).

Brigadier General, I've been here since the start.
I just want to make it already biz, holy shit I'm so tired of it all.

Sergeant Major reporting for duty

>>14519947
lieutenant larper more like it

>>14524180
>>14525523
wait wtf

>>14519947
Not in the military, not going to get noscoped by a fat philosophy dropout.
Feels good.

>>14519947
Specialist

>>14519947
you need to add a rank of pussy willow for <0

Corporal. Ambitions to be a Sergeant one day.

>>14519947
Second Lieutenant reporting in! Regret that I didn’t make it to First Lieutenant but I’m a student and didn’t have much money. Pretty comfy right now though.

Captain :D

>>14519947
Sergeant reporting in>>14519947

>tfw captain

All the ranks below captain don't seem that important, is captain officially making it tier?

Can anyone actually buy LINK on Coinbase? All I can do is convert it to xy&z

>>14519947
>70 stinkies
PRIVATE BURGER REPORTING IN, SIR! TO BUY THE DIP, TO BUY THE DIP, AND TO HODL, SIR!

>>14526050
TO BUY THE DIP, TO FORGE MY STEEL HANDS, AND TO HODL*
I'M A LITTLE RETARDED, SIR.

Corporal here tho just barely

A fellow lt. col here see you at the officers club my dude

>>14519947
this need to be updated.

>>14519947
This is the cringiest thread I have ever come across. OP why don't you just try having sex, incel?

>>14526050
Just bought the dip aswell

>>14519947
Specialist reporting in. My only regret is that I didn’t fomo in sooner. Fomo is good. Fomo is god. Fomo is link. But link is not fomo. Link is forever.

Captain reporting in sir

>>14526556
I SALUTE YOU, SARGE! 1K EOY!

>>14519947
nolinker reporting in

comfy captain reporting in

>>14524351
Thank you very much sir! I request promotion to Corporal if it dips sir.

>>14525939
Nah, desu Staff Sergeant and up is making it. 5M-7.5M is pretty comfy in a few years

>>14526491
Requesting to remove the infiltrator sir.

>>14520054
Yeah sergeant to corporal here, maybe I can move up the ranks some day.

I am a specialist (at failure, because i missed to upgrade my 1k stack from january2018 to a 10k stack in january 2019)
How many Linkies do I need for staking?
Please dont tell me I need 10k, because then I am doublejust'd. (only 10% of the wealth + no staking income = JUST)

>>14526653
twiceshitters aren't allowed to make it by default

>>14526665
This Twice posters deserve the rope

Today I will be promoted to specialist

>>14526665
no bully, fren

>>14526691
Asian women are for low test males

>>14521866
Nah, they're just the slave masses, not everyone can be a marine.

>>14526703
white women are for neonazis

Corporal reporting for duty.

>>14526718
gee, i wonder who could be behind this post

>>14526746
so how many Linkies do I need for staking?

>>14519947
Private. Wish I had made investment instead of spending money on bullshit but hindsight 20/20. Thanks for the memes convincing me to join the ranks though /biz/

>>14526800
10k

>>14526653
>>14526691
I remember in January 2018 I photoshopped the Korean president and Twice shilling ICON. I didn't even know who they were. I just looked up 'most popular K pop groups'. Now I'm actually a fan

>>14519947
Major General reporting.
Hope I can quit my job as a rural Venezuelan roadkill remover thanks to Link.

>>14526800
It's an inverse proportion to your IQ, so a lot for a lil guy like you.

private 49 linkies - crawling my way out of retard debt

>>14519947
after thinking it over some time, I'm am now officially still a nolinker

>>14519947
Staff Sergeant who dca to avg 4000 sats

>>14526718
That is cringe as fuck kys redditfag

>>14527249
fuck off nazi
asian women are the aryan women now

>>14527288
BUGS

>>14519947
neet who made it to corporal checking in
only 400 away from sergeant, but can't afford promotion anymore given the price mooning.

>>14527338
i would rather breed with a bug than with a roastbeef.
at least a bug is a living being

>>14527443
Is oke, there are too many people on earth anyways.

>>14525939
I've been a Captain for 2 years, without the need for accumulating. It's the comfiest spot.

120 linkies private here. How much linkies do I need to make it?

Private reporting for duty

>>14519947
civilian here
AMA