/biz/ - Business & Finance

>SWINGLINKERS
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH

>>14509474
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>14509474
I'm pretty sure most of the decent swinglinkers out there already bought in again after selling on $4+. Never understood these threads.

>>14509537
99% of swinglinkers are still in the red because of google pump, regardless of what kind of money they made swinging now

you will end up obliterated by green dildos if you swing

>>14509577
This.

>>14509577
What does the google pump have to do with anything I just said, nigger?

>>14509619
doesn't matter if you sold at fucking $5 and bought back in at the bottom now, filthy swinglinkers are still in the red because all of them got massively caught out by the google pump

they won't post this of course though

>>14509488
>You will never see 50c again.
>You will never see 1usd again.
>You will never see 1.5usd again.
>You will never see 2usd again.
>
>
How many times can these faggots keep getting proven wrong.

>>14509677
>Thread implies swingies made a bad trade by making profit, while hodlers are missing out
>Doesn't matter cause muh google
Yeah i'm sure "99%" of all swingies lost money because they played the safe route and missed out on one of the several pumps this coin made.

>>14509474
NOT TODAY!

>>14509846
don't get them angry, let them hold the bags

>>14509947
we didnt all buy in above 50cents, faggot

>>14509846
keep coping

you guys are quick to forget all of the posts where people lost thousands/tens of thousands of links after google pump. not even a 2x profit (after you had to buy back in for a loss) even though you lost well over 2x from the google pump.

last chance to get out

>>14509577
This is 100% true. Stop selling low you faggots

>>14510018
That's like me saying you lost money because you didn't sell when it topped at $1.50 bought in at cheaper, then repeated it the very next day when it double topped. Stop being a nigger please.

SELLERS THINK THEY CAN STOP THIS?

>>14510139
no?
swinglinkers are in the red and they just won't admit it
sadder thing is most of them have an average buy above 50 cents as well

u guys are all stupid.
This faggot bullrun is not going to set another higher high.

>>14510327
we've literally just begun
also kys redditor linklet

>January 1st, 2021
>I wake up around noon and check coinmarketcap
>$1050
>I spent New Years Eve alone as usual
>I think about all the memes, all the threads spammed on the Chainlink board of 4channel last night
>All the fud about dropping back to $800
>We finally broke $1,000
>I walk outside and get an Uber to the airport
>I only have the 300 Link I managed to buy early 2020, but I started making enough off staking to quit my job
>I fly to the Cryonics center I've been in touch with
>In the waiting room I browse /link/ (a board made when some anon bought 4channel with his Link gains last August)
>half the threads are anons showing off their yachts, huge orgies, paying homeless people to let them beat the shit out of them, you get the idea
>I wish I'd had gotten in earlier - a few anons were living like literal kings now, complete with their own fledgling countries
>a couple more livestreams pop up - more nolinker suicides
>the jannies quickly take them down
>the doc takes my phone and we make small talk until I slip into the abyss
>Im declared dead
>This sets off my contracts interlinked within contracts interlinked within contracts interlinked within oracles
>The first contract releases the payment to the Cryonics organization
>Immediately after my Link portfolio is reorganized by a series of contracts written to stake my Link automatically for safe profits
>years pass and an army of profit taking contracts are at work, diversifying my portfolio into various assets for another level of security
>100 years pass and the stop loss contracts still haven't kicked in
>As if no time had passed at all I'm awake, for a second I think I'm still waiting to be put into Cryogenic sleep

1/2

>>14510390
>A new doctor is explaining everything to me
>He hands me the shoebox I put some possessions in - a photo of my family, a photo of my cat, my first Ledger Nano
>I can tell this body isn't organic, but it looks completely natural
>The doctor shows me my portfolio
>Adjusted for inflation, I'm the equivalent of a 2021 billionaire
>I pay for an ego backup
>A sensor imbedded in my body serves as an oracle, if I die my consciousness will immediately be restored in a new body
>I spend some decades roaming Earth, talking to the other old Linkers
>Learn that ayys made first contact soon after our societal and technological development was spurred on by smart contracts
>Pay homage to the statue of Sergey Nazarov, standing in the center of what was once Israel
>Send 1 Link to the janitors wallet as he scrubs Sergey's giant stone feet
>He gets a notification and realizes he's suddenly a rich man
>Exclaims he can finally buy his freedom, breaks down crying tears of happiness
>Figure I've had enough of Earth, pay a ship building company to make me a vessel resembling the one I once flew in EVE Online
>Explore the stars and meet all sorts of interesting people and space niggers using worm holes rendered traversable by some alien technology
>Enter the infinite
What are you gonna do when you make it, anon?

>>14510348
>tfw contributed 5 eth back in link presale

>>14510420
fucking love this pasta, not cause of the link but because of the cyberpunk feels

>>14509677
COPE

Why do you faggots always ASSUME we swingies weren't holding before the pump? Does it make you feel better as you "iron hands" your way deep into sell offs?

>>14510420
probably kill waman and get away with it

>>14510472
if he can't project, then what else is there left? his posts are as daft as his buy and hodl strategy