/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>14463703
I'm paying attention sir.. Go ahead

Is this the AA meeting?

>takes a seat
"these tendies are spot on, sir!"

Janny spilled his hot pockets on the main server, now I guess we're using the backup. Get your shit together Hiro, maybe you should pay them in a currency other than hot pockets.

God 4chan is so slow right now.

All ears my friend

>>14463703
my wife has joined me for the announcement. Can you give her a shout out? Thank you sir. Big fan.

>>14463703
what is it, senor pepe

>>14463703
Please, continue...

Speak up lad.
Janny, whisky on the rocks you worthless pleb.

*sips*

>>14463703
What do you have to say?

we are waiting on the good word from our savior

Please be patient, my friends. We are waiting just for rest of the folks to arrive. Let our butlers know if you need something!

>>14463703
*takes a seat in the front row*
*looks smugly at the host*
Speak your mind, distinguished gentleman.
>>14464082
*sips patiently*

Is smoking allowed? allow us to pass this around while we wait

>>14464228
>inhales

>>14463766
Biz is moving at 2017 bull run pace you fucking faggit

>>14463703
*waits patiently*

hello can we eat our big macs while waiting

I wonder what this young fella has to say.

>>14464228
By all means, pass it around. Everything seems to be ready and I can finally share a few thoughts that I have been twiddling in my mind for quite some time now.

>>14464364
Alright anon, were on page 1, what's on your mind?

>>14464364
Awaiting jovially, with one eye on the waitresses bum.

please sirs. can i listen too? i want to widen my rupees... i can offer big cow very nice drinking.....

>>14464459
no, get out and take your wife with you

>>14464459
No one wants your daughter

>>14463703

>>14464364
Sorry but just before you start, a no linker has just been sick. Can we get one of the jannies over to clean this up?

>Please, sit down.
>Welcome, everyone.
>I must apologize for dragging you all here
at such an uncommon hour.
>But from what I've been told, this
matter needs to be dealt with urgently.
>So urgently, in fact, it probably
should have been addressed weeks ago.
>But that is spilt milk under the bridge.

>LINK, held by 4chan autists mainly, that we of course despise, has slipped past our attention. It turns out it’s an asset that our analytics (thank you Sara) priced at 1000$ EOY. How we looked past that I don’t know, but we have a plan.

>As you know ... yes, please hand out the printouts to everybody... sorry, as you know, they refuse to sell. So, we’ve decided to allocate the capital of 100MM USD that would otherwise would be used for plain buy outs to shake them - suppress the price at 4 usd, with big dips to punch the resistance line. >This way, we will buy us some time to allocate institutional capital until the plebs arrive and the suppression is too expensive.

>>14464364
42 is still at work

>>14464566
link is nothing but another pump and dump, the autists who bought in are in for a world of financial ruin if they dont sell LMAO. also wtf is a linkie

A big thank you for your patience. here we go:

I'm a Link marine and I'm never fucking selling. $0,2? didn't sell. $0,6? didn't sell. $1,4? didn,t sell. $4,5? didn't sell. $10? wont sell. $100? wont sell.
you get the hang of it? I will never sell a one single Link. Never.

Also, I almost forgot

FUCK JANNIES
FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK KIKES
FUCK NOLINKERS
FUCK DEGENERATES
FUCK WOMEN
FUCK CHINKS

also, all women are whores. especially this guys >>14463819 wife. She is a whore.

>>14464694
Look up google, oracle

>2 years
>you come here everyday
>730 days

>STILL HAVENT BOUGHT

I need a janny over here STAT! Clean up this nolinker cope!

>>14464857
BASED

>>14464857
B&R

>>14464857
Bravo, sir! Bravo!

>>14464857
Fundamentally based and vertically redpilled.

>>14464857
Based and linkpilled, gentleman.
God bless your soul.
*stands up in ovation*

>>14464857
Cringe

>>14464857
Oh fiddlesticks I missed tonight’s announcement again. And it was so based. What in heavens can I do?

>>14464857
so what the fuck are you saying, I should buy some links then lose all my money when jeff bezos decides hes had enough and crashes the market??

>>14464857
B&R, FUCK commies and jannies

>>14464965
>he doesn't know about the prophecy

>>14464965
>>14464993
>pic related

>>14464857
incorrigably based. Well done lad.

>>14463732
No this is the stinky linky meeting sponsored by the jannies

>>14465012
oh shit does that mean i get to exchange my links for rupees aswell?
>pic related

>>14464993
>>14465012
Cringe

Good evening, gentlemen.
*sips gamer girl pee*
Ah, a classic, bronze Brapdeaux
*orders high calorie food, waist trainers, and ankle weights from amazon for braphog at home*
I'm content to browse my phone until things take off, but if anyone would like to regail me with tales of Jannies cleaning it up for free, I'm all game

>>14464857
a momentous post
*sips wine*

>>14465116
>>14464857
It would seem that I missed tonight's announcement while browsing my phone.
No matter, I'm sure that someone recorded and uploaded it.
With such a turnout it is nearly a certainty

>>14464857

BASED
A
S
E
D

what are you supposed to do with link if you aren't selling? it's the equivalent of having billions you can't use

>>14464857
Marvelous. I shall certainly sleep well tonight.

>>14464857
based and redshilled

>>14464857
unironically going to make it

I just don't like the herd mentality, when someone sees a herd, they want to become its shepard
>sheeple
@JeffBezos

>>14464857
*standing ovation intensifies*

Bravo good sir, a monumental speech!

>>14465182
Wait until someone offers the right price.

>>14464857
>you get the hang of it? I will never sell a one single Link. Never.
>>14465321
>Wait until someone offers the right price.

It is down, the fud is HIGH - but chainlink is still the CHAMPION DUCK!