/biz/ - Business & Finance

Spy to 300 end of July. For real this time.

Second for moon mission Mondays :)

>>14454366

Last one wasn't worth keeping either. Was just a bunch of /pol/tard nonsense.

How high we go on Monday?

Rising Sun

>>14454876
Mild green. I'm not expecting big moves.

I officially fucked the oldest chick i've ever fucked in my life last night

55 year old with a banging body.. she has a daughter my age.. think I might try to go for that next

Sorry for the off topic blog post.. don't want the thread to keep dieing..

>>14454968
Probably so desu

>>14451462
The pause on new tariffs was expected. I think the lifting of selling restrictions to Huawei was a little unexpected. This lets China look good at home while trade talks continue while also giving a slight boost to the US companies that can resume sales. Since there wasn't any large unexpected changes, Friday's job report becomes incredibly important. Every big piece of data is going to be watched as a key to July's interest rate decision and the jobs report is almost certainly the biggest.

It seems The Donald has softened some on the Huawei position. Pretty good sign of positive outcome for trade deal, i think. As usual, Donald talks a whole lot of shit in early negotiation rounds, then settles in to hammering out a sincere deal. He wants a deal, China wants a deal. Let's do a deal.

https://www.forbes.com/sites/davidphelan/2019/06/29/trump-surprises-g20-with-huawei-concession-u-s-companies-can-sell-to-huawei/#1fb8805d1e21

>>14455215
whered you pick her up? a bar? theres a nice milf in my neighborhood but to chickenshit to make a move....

>>14454306

FUCK OFF

/biz/ IS A CRYPTO BOARD

>>14455416
If you invest your crypto millions in to low risk high dividend stonks you will be set for life, anon.

Anybody building a WW3 scenario portfolio or anything within the 5-10 year range?

TALKS BACK ON, TARRIFS ON HOLD

>>14455484
Gap up on Monday.

>>14455484
Aaaaaaaaaw yeah.

>>14455406
yeah at a bar.. she kept flirting with me while I was playing pool then when I was getting ready to go she asked for a ride home.. went to her house.. started making out on the porch she was like.. ok.. I gotta go to sleep.. and I was like.. welllll.. do you want some company?.. and then she was like.. well i don't want to wake my roomate.. and I was like don't worry we wont.. you know the whole convincing thing.. then we got in her room and started banging...

I figured what the hell.. if we wake up her roomate i'll just leave.. and thats that.. I've had to do that before.. leave like right away in the middle of sex.. so now I always remember where my pants are and all my things so I can leave real quick.

She had such a nice fucking body for a 55 year old.. flat stomach.. huge fake tits and her ass and legs were firm like she does squats still.

>theres a nice milf in my neighborhood but to chickenshit to make a move....
you just gotta find a way to make a move.. maybe ask her to go do something with you.. like maybe ask if she wants to go try a new restraunt in town or something.. just say you wanna try it but don't have anyone to go with.. thats always a good one.. and then if you do go maybe ask if theres a place she's been wanting to try but doesn't want to go herself.. bang her that night and the night you go do the thing she wants to do....

>yeah, let's buy stonks
>fuck that Chainlink shit, ima invest in a market that has quadriple-topped

>>14455482
Boogaloo scenario investments are in my education. How to build, how to hunt, how to survive. Buying ammo, tools, stocking emergency food and supplies, etc. Doomsday prepping is just good sense.

>>14455803
941?

>>14456163
>941?
?

>>14456215
Literally reads precisely like my own. Where from? 941 area code...

>>14455878
Pull up the chart for AMD retard.

Not everything in the stock market is fucking Coca Cola and Nestle you zoomer.

>>14456241
thats where you're from?

>>14455803
A 55 year old with a roomate sounds sad as fuck.

I say this as someone with a milf fetish that banged 20+ milfs on tinder and it just made feel sad after, most of them are crazy or in shitty life situations.

>>14456242
you know the thing about AMD is that when it was under $5 people would trash talk it just like people are trash talking LCI right now.. like in the same fashion...

>>14456280
What do you think. I think we're banging the same milf

>>14456242
oh, and did 75%+ of this board overwhelmingly encourage the buying of said stock?

i see its gone from 20 to 30 over 6 months... some really impressive gains, grandpa!

>>14456322
she just got a divorce about a year ago so she's going through it.. I might always just try to target the rebounds for the next few months.. they always seem easy but a little crazy...

>>14456330
ooh.. lol.. no.. i'm in california.. you're banging a 55 year old milf too? how old are you? is it ever a little strange? there was a couple moments where i was like.. holy shit I'm banging a 55 year old milf!

>>14456242
oh, and did 75%+ of this board overwhelmingly encourage the buying of said stock?

i see its gone from 20 to 30 over 6 months... some really impressive gains, grandpa!!

>>14455466
>low risk
>high dividends

>>14456403
We've actually been dating for nearly two years. She's 55. Bangin' body. Huge fake tits. Daughter a little younger than myself at mid to late 20s. Room mate. No, it's great. Knows how to please, best sex of my life - never gets old and keeps getting better. Literal MommyGF is best!

>>14456532
lol.. it must be that age... her friend she was there with had a banging body too... might try to get at that next time i'm at that bar.

Have you ever got close to anything with her daughter? would you if you had the chance?

>>14456660
That's fucking hilarious. Unreal. I seriously thought this world was that small for a minute. As for the daughter..it has crossed my mind. Not worth ruining a good thing with MoMo though, y'know?

>>14456800
that is fucking crazy to know.. that there are guys my age.. right now... fucking 55 year old women that have a daughter the same age..

awhile ago my friend moved up to northern california and he met some chick and he was fucking her.. and she just randomly one day was like.. please don't fuck my mom.. he was like huh? what? yeah of course not... then he ended up fucking her mom and then when he went to go hang out with the girl she was like.. no.. leave me alone.. you fucked my mom even after I told you not to

What in the fuck is going on here?!?! sheesh.. these younger chicks need to step up their game

>>14456532
I want a donut now.

the G20 was good as fuck

huawei and trump made friends again

we bullish

i want to join the military and attack london like they attacked us back in 1776 and 1812

was this div increase really necessary BTI?

remember when the canadians burned down the white house?
most canadians don't either, but fuck them. bring on global warming their ice skates wont work.

Profits still going up like mad, so far I've not gone in the red. Least I've not lost any money that I've put in. T Babies, AMRN, NBY and the rest all keep making me Profits every week like clockwork man. Sure I've had downs and shit, but as a few sink others gain more so hey it all works out good for me in the end. Then the following week it'll all change, the downers will make up those losses from the previous week.

I'm just sitting on my ass watching as my profits pile up all the while keeping an eye out for the Holy Buyout to knock. For it's only a mater of time before the Holy Buyout happens to AMRN and NBY and LGF. In the case of LGF it's a buyout or face extinction due to the Streaming Wars happening soon. Which will mean all the more Profit for me.

buy lci snss and short galt

>>14457646
Sure. That part of Canadian history is heavily covered in public schools here in leafland. Or it was twenty years ago anyway. I dunno what the hell the curriculum is like now. Probably all anal sex techniques and how to make glass bongs.

>>14457907
it's good your profiting from nothingness... our housing market and cuntstruction, maybe it'll be good... i'm getting tons of those cones and seeing lots of work and slow down signs.... shit my gut feeling though as a chemical distributor, people need more asphalt and shit, i'm still making millions but just looks less good than last year.

>>14457965
I will just sing this song,

while the storm clouds gather
far across the sea
let us swear allegiance
to our land that's free

god bless america
land that i love
stand be side her
and guide her

through the night with the light from above

from the mountains
to the prairies
too the ocean white with foam

god bless america
my home sweet home

>>14457965
yeah it wasn't our greatest moment, our history teachers in america, taught me shit about civil war, and how what everbody believes to be true are lies, and nothing happened until we were attacked in pearl harbor.... the civil war and segregation the 3/5ths clause... i mean yeah racism always existed, but you have to look at the logs, and understand buying and selling of niggers was something of a lucrative business.

>>14458044
This is the song of my people:

If you ask any girl from the parish around
What pleases her most from her head to her toes
She'll say I'm not sure that it's business of yours
But I do like to waltz with a log driver

[Chorus]
For he goes birling down and down white water
That's where the log driver learns to step lightly
Yes, birling down and down white water
The log driver's waltz pleases girls completely

[Verse 2]
When the drive's nearly over I like to go down
And watch all the lads as they work on the river
I know that come evening they'll be in the town
And we all like to waltz with the log driver

[Chorus]
For he goes birling down and down white water
That's where the log driver learns to step lightly
Yes, birling down and down white water
The log driver's waltz pleases girls completely

[Verse 3]
To please both my parents, I've had to give way
And dance with the doctors and merchants and lawyers
Their manners are fine, but their feet are of clay
For there's none with the style of my log driver

>>14458044
i don't know why i love that song... but damn it, it's better than this...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRPGPAnPNa8

>>14458199
can you like sing it or get some one too sing again? for me? fucking link jewtube you're in the damn safe zone, we're trying to avoid getting knocked off the board again... and why do we always get girls singing o canada? nevermind... I sing that shit.

>>14455215
Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind, Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God.

>>14457646
Funnily enough, the countries with currently temperate climates that excel at agriculture, like the US, have a lot to lose from climate change economically.

The countries that stand to gain? Think the northern, cooler countries. Flooding could be a major problem in scandanavia. But what country has lots of open land that isn’t currently being used to full efficiency?

Canada could be the next century’s bread basket

>>14458279
Just search for 'log driver's waltz' on youtube. There's an animated video for it made of pure maple magic.

i'm searching and just getting hellen keller deaf muted shit...>>14458199

nice dubs btw

>>14458329

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upsZZ2s3xv8

>>14458309
canada could easily become a bread basket, but you're missing big pictures, of what flooding can do, what drought can do... climate change is cyclical and eventually the sun will swallow earth regardless, fuck it, yeah america is great. and being part of the trump time line is probably the best part. even if I will live as a pajeet during this time, and eventually become one with vishnu and krishna again.

>>14458395
iit's a good waltz, i love music written in 3/4 time

>>14458395
i've gone through rivers, but it was a different atmosphere, and white water and rapids are actually fucking awesome. but you need to keep your wits, you can die very easily when youre just camping

>>14458517
like how many fucking people have died floating ooff the edge of a water fall... it's fucking stupid I know but people will continue to get to the edge of shit.

i hope jannies and niggers life forever. god bless you all and hallelujah

when you understand, its not this culture or that culture, but one culture, and its world culture, you will have everything you need to grow... except me and comfy, we're going to be cursed, but it's ok one day you will live your life as me and I will be you... it is through these experiences nothing is ever lost nor gained, and it is the only way life can be possible.

>>14458412
Trump is the personification of clown world, and I think you know it.

Once the US dust bowl returns, driving down the returns of maple syrup and moose sausages relative to corn, wheat, soyb, etc., Canada May claim the mantle of agricultural super power.

Unlike the US, the Canadians have a much lower population density, and can just straight up flee coastal regions for the landlocked interior.

I’m not saying it’s time to go all in on Canadian snow princesses just yet. But maybe a worth speculating on. If you plan on having grandchildren, you may want them to grow up in Canada. Just hope that there’s a backlash against Trudeau style virtue-signal “governing”

the worst part.. ever person to ever commit suicide, every person to ever commit a shooting, every action is all our own and we are all one person.... this thread maybe the briefly best part of our lives, but we live every life on and on until we become one with everything... it is through the experience of others we are allowed to repeat mistakes, and we are allowed to live long enough to gain a knoowingness

>>14455303
>He wants a deal, China wants a deal. Let's do a deal.

The trade war isn't leading anywhere, so making a deal would make sense since the tariffs are hurting both sides. The US and China will find other ways to fuck with each other in their new "Cold War" for hegemony in the world.

>>14458726
your growing season is much shorter, and you underestimate america, this is a flood year and it will be bountiful, i hope you do understand drought is not our problem and the dustblowl won't hold a candle to super volcanic eruption. have fun kiddos.

>>14458815
yeah dude, trump is at the DMZ zone in Korea right. Like ffs he's going to get some korean pussy and be all kamsah ha needah

>>14458861
And you underestimate the importance of the albedo effect

google it fren

>>14458981
>>14458861
When the need arises, we will stop demonizing GMOs and start engineering crops that grow regardless of season.

>>14458726
>moose sausages

Smoked salmon, m8.

>>14456429
90% of the smart posters at wallstreetbets championed the stock and still do to this day.

And you can't even pull up a chart, I bought in at 6.20 and I didn't lose sleep over the idea of having all my funds in a shitcoin.

The only reason I own any crypto is because Robinhood made it so fucking easy.

If I knew how to actually speculate on crypto in the US, I would have unironically bought at least $100 of LINK as a lark. Something like “fuck it, why not, crypto is in a bull run anyhow” or “oh, it’s getting added to a major exchange? Should be worth a spec.”

I’m not going to loose sleep over that $100 opportunity loss. But my curiousity has been piqued.

What platform do I use as an iPhone wielding Amerifat?

And how do I into the value proposition of crypton as that 30 year old boomer?

Apparently The Donald told Abe he'd like to rejigger the post-WWII treaty with Japan. Most simple interpretation to that is probably allowing Japan to get their military back up to snuff in order to get a stronger US/Japan allied presence in the pacific.

>>14459903
FUUUUUUUCK WHY DONT I HAVE ANY NIKKEI EXPOSURE OR LMT

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
*inhales*
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>14459476
Probably Coinbase (Coinbase Pro).

>>14459476
"Own" anon can u transfr ur bitcorns to ur own wallet?

I've decided to steer clear of DF for now, but I will continue to drink plenty of milk in solidarity and promote Dean Foods brands (such as Mayfield) where the opportunity arises.

>>14460127
I literlelly don’t know what a crypto wallet is, and I’m not sure why it matters. It’s not like I’m going to need to transfer this shit to my grandchildren, why can’t I just sell at RH and buy somewhere else when the time comes?

I’m pretty much using it as a tool for speculation. Which is a fancy way of saying gambling, but you could also say that even holding cash is a “gamble”

>>14460081
Thanks, will look into it. But the “Pro” makes it sound like it costs money, and that’s money I could be using to buy more MO...

>>14459903
oooooh, rematch time!

GENERAL MILLS BTFO!!
Ouch!

Who owns the rest of these companies?

Who is safe and who is not?

>Merck doesn’t appear to have any treatments for diseases like DCM
This might be the first time I’ve been disappointed by Merck.

But it means there’s still room for growth in their animal health division!

>>14459016
you act like you're talking to somebody who's never grown crops. i fucking grow and raise my food, and you should too. I encourage you all to grow your own vegetables and raise some livestock, chickens are easy as hell just murder the males and save the hens. then you get both eggs and fucking fresh chicken.

>>14459077 (dubs)
Isn’t reindeer sausage a Canadian specialty?

(Moose was joke tho)

>>14459016
honestly i get so many fucking eggs, that it's literally just a bi-product and i give most of them away.

books arrived, might be time for an adderall binge to get through all of them

>>14461127
biggest moose i ever saw was in kamchatka.... just saying.

I WAS MEMED INTO BUYING T AND DIS INSTEAD OF LINK
YOU GUYS OWE ME 50K
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>14461163
those might keep you warm if you light them on fire, but tell us everything, godspeed and the jenkem ended up spilling on me because i thought i was supposed to drink it and it worked out.... the new york yankees are battling the boston blow sox in enlgand, and it's been a historical game so far, both starting pitchers left in the first inning.

>>14461241
dude i bought link too, fucking just buy everything and stop going all in on shit.

>>14461163
ultimate boomer bunch of books :D benjamin graham book written during when stock exchange was trader on paper not digital :D

>>14456429
look at this retard that doesn't understand the potential of options

>>14461241
>not buying both stonks and shitcoins
Yeah I'm thinking you're not gonna make it lad.

>>14460463
No, there's no subscription fees on Coinbase Pro and the transaction fees are significantly lower than on Coinbase.

>>14461983
>posting this as soon as I started researching
A-are you watching me?

I'm looking at it now, and there's so many details... so many apps available... I didn't realize that they have fees, unlike Robinhood, and don't offer some of the currencies like BSV.

I know that Robinhood makes sacrifices to eliminate fees, like never being able to actually trade the bottom or top, but that seems worthwhile most of the time, especially if swinging.

The price alert functions at Gemini seem pretty convenient too.

>listening to Bloomberg Audio
>Apparently, Discover did away with all fees on saving and checking accounts

For real?
Isn't that kind of a big deal?

me just beat first grandmaster in SC2
me am greatest of all time

>>14462992
>stealing my screenshot for your 3rd rate impression
no thank you.

I miss the most recent RKG. I hope their liquid cooling system didn't rupture and fry their computer.

>>14462992
next up, maru & serral

> Married to debt: Couples are taking out loans to pay for their weddings
>Demand for wedding loans has quadrupled in the past year, he said, making it the company’s fastest-growing line of business. Couples borrow, on average, $16,000 and typically pay it off within three years. Interest rates range from about 7 percent to 18 percent, making it a cheaper option than many credit cards. (The company’s tagline: Inspired by Pinterest? Make it happen with low interest.)

hah fucking normies jesus christ. taking out an 18% loan together to start a married life what are these people thinking

https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/2019/06/19/married-debt-couples-are-taking-out-loans-pay-their-weddings/

bullish, these idiots will borrow as much money as they can to buy whatever they're told to.
at least this way, when they get divorced, they're splitting debt not assets haha

>>14463497
>borrowning 16k at 18% to have what's essentially a big party
>i..it's good! It's a better rate than a credit card
Jesus christ. Finna marry a Thai hooker, borrow 300k and then immediately file for divorce

So redpill me on futures trading. Better than options or worse?

>>14463648
>Jesus christ. Finna marry a Thai hooker, borrow 300k and then immediately file for divorce

wait why would you do that
also they aren't going to loan you very much without significant collateral

>>14456328
>LCI
>Not trash
pick one

>>14461163
Make sure you get adderall from LCI

>Foreign market trading requires a Schwab Global Account.
Finna just buy Softbank directly. 1% currency conversion fees is somewhat substantial though.

I'm fucking all over the place today, ADHD as fuck. Looking into crypto, then US traded Japan and India ETFs, then access to global markets...

>>14463648
God I can't wait for Weird Catholic Twitter and Anime Incels to ally in their mutual hatred of normies and just Jenga the whole fucker down.

I want to fuck bocchi

>>14464222

>>14463497
Holy fucking shit

>>14463648
Would the hooker get half the debt? Wouldn't you get half the debt? Why would you want to be paying money toward a loan and not at least fucking the hooker?

Why don't you just get a personal loan with less interest?

>>14464205
NOW I'm on schwab HYSA's. I get a free debit card, rebates for atm fees from withdrawals, AND A FUCKING .5% ANNUAL INTEREST RATE JUST FOR HAVING AN EMERGENCY FUND AND DIP BUYING CASH?!

WHY am I not doing this? Why is everyone not doing this? What am I missing?!

Help me out here /smg/, no one else around here talks about banking, and everywhere else will be rife with shills.

>>14455215
>smg reacting to LCIguy getting coked up and banging a 55 year old tranny then considering fucking his underage daughter

>>14463135
me liquid cooling actuallty had bubblees in it ;_;

me am using older comp instead of statate of art ATM
pls kill me, even 100 mg of heroin not enough satisfy me ne more
trading am horror incarnate

AMDCHADS RISE UP

>>14464903
I can't the markets closed

>>14464617
THATS FUCKING HOT

>>14465025
Don't let that stop you friend.

is there a movie tonight

>>14465126
yes, 9:00pm MTN (Chad) time, 11:00pm EST as always. I haven't picked one out yet, I need to go get some grocies first

>>14464617
Where can i see more of this.

>>14464903
Got 15 7/5 33 dollar calls.I'm about to get ITM calls on monday aren't i

Moving more and more money out of my boomers to buy more LINK.

>>14465643
Good job on LINK.. just don't be the last one to sell..

>>14465723
NEVER SELLING.

In all actuality I calculated the different price points I entered at and set a stop-loss where I break even, or go a little bit under. But so far it hasn't shipped below even my highest buy-in.

>>14465856
Ok.

>>14456429
>>14461741
Honestly this. People that shit on the market for being low moving shit for boomers are too retarded to know what stock options are

>>14466181
Stock options are just as much degenerate gambling as shitcoins are.
I have both boomers and shitcoins I don't get the problem.

>>14466412
>Stock options are just as much degenerate gambling as shitcoins are.
Agree, and that's why I do both (but not nearly as much shitcoining as I used to)

>>14464617
It's going to be daijobu rkg

>>14465269
google guro

>>14466489
I only tried LINK because I already had money in stocks and it wasn't moving anywhere, so I decided to try LINK out and I'm $6,000. Definitely should have bought some AMD though. Oh well, hopefully new job doesn't make me want to kill myself so I actually stay at it.

>>14466545
You'll be fine. Wagie life has ups and downs just like the rest of life, but a bi-weekly paycheck is a nice feeling.

>>14466605
feels super nice to get a couple thousand McDoubles (post-tax) every paycheck.

my pay, converted to post-tax McDonalds food calories is ~1 million calories every two weeks. hopefully if I invest well I can continue to increase that amount

>>14466688
Checked and blessed. Godspeed anon

>>14466688
So a single big breakfast?

>>14466795
yes, every two weeks when I get paid I immediately go down to the McDouble distribution center to get my meal.
Once I am fed, I fall into a deep slumber for two weeks until the greasy time comes again

>2019
>not trading crypto

>>14466688
>my pay, converted to post-tax McDonalds food calories is ~1 million calories every two weeks
That's a very odd way of calculating your pay

Why do our cryptofriends hate the very existence of /smg/? We can co-exist

>>14466995
have to calculate earnings somehow
I could feed an African village with McDoubles, but instead I eat them all myself ;3

how many calories do u make?

>>14466605
Last job was a call center. New job is remote CCTV security. I'll gladly take the two dollars an hour pay hit to watch my green dildoes go up and not actually do anything all day.

Who went short at the end of Friday.

Everyone expects green dildo candles on Monday, everyone expects free money if you buy at the open or pre-market.

It sounds too good to be true. No way they allow money to be made that easily.

>>14467270
Around 49890 calories in mcchickens if my math is correct.
I do make very little money tho so not surprising.

>>14467437
I would try and up those numbers if I were you
what if you starve to death? 50k calories every two weeks is basically a famine

Forever bull is nigh.

>a link thread died for this

gas all stockfags

>>14468041
>a link thread died for this

lol

>>14468041
suck my cock you degenerate little faggot
your tokens have the same value of a chuck-e-chez token runt

>>14464500
ANSWER ME!

>>14468117
>Those GiMP skills
I'm tempted to say this is the real RKG, but they do crypto, and fuck around with shitcoins.

>>14467999
You got the actual top trips.
It'll be interesting to note if there's some meme magic there...
Convince me not to market buy tqqq at the open
(and probably sell before lunch)

>>14468041
I'm convinced this is false flagging because I refuse to believe someone is upset over the loss of one of many identical LINK threads

>>14468195
I no longer look at charts, I just estimate the value of certain shitcoins by the number of pink or green wojacks in the catalog

>>14468194
we gappin on Monday, strong bull feel

>>14468194
>ANSWER ME!

Not entirely sure if there was a question in there.

>Convince me not to market buy tqqq at the open
(and probably sell before lunch)

Do it. The shift in tone from The Donald on Huawei alone is pretty bullish.

>>14468194
Okay. Charles Schwab banking accounts seem pretty good, although I don't know if they are so exceptionally good as your post seems to imply. I opened an investor checking account recently myself. So, uh, good job. *pats head*

I'm thinking HZO.

>>14468362
Yes SunSan, I'm getting excited. Unfortunately I'm more or less half cash.

I don't want to miss this move.
Considering going on a buying spree pre-market...

>>14468393
The question was basically what am I missing about Schwab's HYSAs. Seems like I've been an idiot letting so much cash sit at Wells and also in my brokerage account.

Really though, market buy? Will I be fucked by the opening pop? I'm never sure about all this, still not practiced enough with market vs. limit, and extended hours vs. regular hours trading.

>>14468604
Thanks bud, ilu.

>>14468694
>Really though, market buy? Will I be fucked by the opening pop? I'm never sure about all this, still not practiced enough with market vs. limit

Oh, that's up to you. It depends on how premarket looks. All I'm saying is Monday looks bullish, particularly for tech.

>>14458286
yeah ok.

Movie night movie night! Get in here!
Tonight's feature is Dune (1984) starring Kyle McGlocklinn feat. music by Toto and Brian Eno!

worth putting a pre-market buy order in for s&p500?
i'm assuming i'd have to offer higher than the top buyers spread

>>14468999
When does it start? that emotional goth music is shit btw...

>>14468999
I have to work lol

but that's the second 999 in this thread

what does it mean

>>14467383

Don't over intellectualize the market. Most people are dumb as fuck and respond to stimuli from the media.

Orange man shake Yellow man hand= good

Orange man slap tariff on Yellow man= bad

It's going to be a green day, 2% easily.

>>14468789
Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap. For he that soweth to his flesh shall of the flesh reap corruption; but he that soweth to the Spirit shall of the Spirit reap life everlasting.

>>14469082
Golden bull is real

King-size T&N mattress got delivered today /smg/, it fucking rocks. I think I'll get the sleep of my life tonight. Any other absolute must buy tips for self care? I already have an electric toothbrush and nice underwear.

>>14466995
What are you, European? Fuck off.

>>14469305
Do you watch TV or trade from your bed? An adjustable bed frame to go with a nice mattress is dope as fuck. You also need to replace everything you have leather in your life. Get a gun belt (even if you don't carry a gun, I don't know if you're from a free nation or not) and a new wallet. Hanks Belts will cover you on both, I got a goat skin super slim wallet with card access on the outside and converted to front pocket wallet carry, it's super comfy. And the belts prevent all sagging by being rigid, but are wide enough not to dig into you.

did i miss movie night?

>>14469657
Don't watch TV in bed but I do trade/browse. I am from the states and Hanks looks dope as fuck, thanks anon

>>14469305
If you don’t have nice sheets to go with the bed, make sure you get something quality, high thread count
For blankets on top of your lightweight sheets, layering is important.
Besides that, uhhh I get kitchen equipment and workout equipment and that’s pretty much all I buy
Get yourself some shroomies and some quality E if you’re really about that self-care lifestyle

>>14454306
jesus, my eyes peeped the colors of those flowers and immediately wrote it off to the rest of my brain as another goddamned Link thread.

>>14466412
at least the underlying has actual fundamentals rather than being based upon fairy dust

wew lad

>>14470433
>stocks
>actual fundamentals
Do you want to know how I know you don't make money on the stock market?

>>14470534

This. The fundamentals ARE the recessions in markets. They are once in a decade occurrences.

So for those few brief months of market downturn, you get economic reality happening. Otherwise it's a continuous expansion of credit fueling equities and real estate.

Trump said so himself: he is targeting the price of the DOW with his policies.

New hobby/doomsday boogaloo prepping purchase made! I got hooked on lock picking videos on youtube and immediately replaced some cheap padlocks I regularly use once learning how poor they truly are. Holy moly I had no idea some of those Master brand padlocks barely give the faintest whisper of pick resistance. Anyway, I want to give this hobby a try.

Thanks for reading my prepper's bog. Don't trust cheap locks or even expensive ones if you don't know how they're made!

>>14471231
What picks did you get and where did you get them?
Seems like a useful skill in any case

>>14471231

lockpickinglawyer is based.

>>14471231
lockpicking is v fun, I always carry my cheap set in my wallet. Been meaning to pick up a quality set, I can do 5 pin house locks easy enough with the cheapies though

>>14471295

I got a small set of Sparrows ones from an online shop here in leafland.

>>14471301

That man's soothing dulcet tones hooked me down the rabbit hole.

>>14470447

I enjoy baggie's rambles.

bullrun

Alright i'm going to bed.

>put together a fabulous event for 20 of the world’s greatest leaders
>No one notices your efforts and dedication
>everyone obsessed with Pooh bear and Cheetoh’s big agreement that... they would like to read an agreement
>everyone one immediately forgets about your event as dangerously cheesy goes to visit one of your greatest enemies

Poor Abe...

Seriously considering buying JPN, or getting an international account to buy SoftBank directly.

>>14473079
Whoa whoa whoa hold up
Everyone had a good time in Osaka with Abe.
The comments Trump made about re-working our defense treaty with Japan were poorly received by some members of the press, but will probably work out in a way that Abe will love: allowing Japan to develop its own armed forces a bit more.
Abe just got back from defusing the war with Iran, and he is preparing to host the summer olympics as well.
No one will forget about our guy Abe!

That being said, the logo for the coming Olympiad is GARBAGE. Not Abe’s fault ofc.

>>14454306
I don't know shit about stocks regulations (or stocks in general), so my first dumb question is can I invest in, let's say, S&P 500 as an eurofaq? If yes, will it be any different from a burger doing the same (particularly fees-wise)?

>>14454306
I don't know shit about stocks regulations (or stocks in general), so my first dumb question is can I invest in, let's say, S&P 500 as an eurofag? If yes, will it be any different from a burger doing the same (particularly fees-wise)?

>>14473197
How quickly I forgot about that military agreement and the olympics!

Goddamn. I think I really will go on a buying spree on Monday. Gonna buy the Nikkei, S&P, and a short term stack of tqqq.

Just did my IRA contribution, so I could go ahead and buy my ETFs Monday morning... or am I supposed to wait for a pullback?

We’re already up a friggin 5.5% for the month? Damn.

>>14473197
Hm? I don't think it's that bad, too complicated maybe. Nothing can be worse than the London 2012 logo, that one was downright embarrassing

>>14473247
European stock exchanges trade with foreign stocks as well. Volume is going to be lower, but you don't get assraped by fees for trading in foreign stock exchanges.

>>14473247
there likely will be en etf locally traded on your stock exchange that tracks the s&p500 index
possibly multiple

a big name etf provider like vanguard will likely have higher volume and lower etf management fees

>>14473569
Thank you, will lurk

>Hey anon, how did you get into trading stocks?
Oh, I frequent a racist far-right anime and cartoon frogs forum and some faggots were talking about tesla and bio shit and shit like that. Hooked me instantly. It's great, you know? You got people literally sucking dick to buy more stock.

>>14473735
>Hey anon, how did you get into trading stocks?
Oh, im really into Cumtown

>>14473774
Isn't nick only into crypto? Also didn't he literally buy the top of XRP kek. Got molested as a kid and by the market

>>14473786
Yeah he is in crypto. But i am not. I like stocks. Im an adult you see ?

I don't understand what Trump and Xi achieved at G20.

>>14474405
trump unbanned huawei
china said they'd buy crops

>>14474413
>trump unbanned huawei
He said parts that does not threaten national security will be allowed but what's the definition for that?
>china said they'd buy crops
How many?

Crops, huh? I never got around to applying to trade commodities.

But I guess exporting crops means more expensive animal feed, could hurt Tyson Foods.

>>14474476
He’s allowing our companies to sell to them again, that’s all I heard.

>>14474476
he only mentioned national security because that was his smokescreen for banning them in the first place, as if it had nothing to do with their trade war

>>14474656
It was national security because Huawei sold American parts to Iran.

>>14474699
Interesting how Mexican drug cartels haven't faced similar difficulties in US, as Huawei has.

Really makes you think haha

>>14474699
indeed, the US has the world's interests at heart after all.

>>14474892
>>14474968
I better not be detecting ANY sarcasm from you two

>>14475515
Me? Sarcasm? No sir. KEEP AMERICA GREAT and be aware of Iranian proxies trying to sow discord.

should we all just buy mcdonalds stocks and go to our local burger king's and shit there real hard ?

>>14474968
It was same as how American congressman barring sales of civil jet aircraft to Iran because they worried Iran could use the on board computer on civil aircraft to compute projectile missile that could be used to attack America
That's why I am confused at Trump's permission on equipment that don't threaten American national security

>>14469305
You've already got part of the equation, just make sure you have a comfy pair of shoes you can wear consistently and you'll be feeling good when you're awake and asleep. Cheers on the new bed.

Golden bull resumes Monday.

>>14474413
Which US companies were quite affected by not being able to sell shit to Huawei anymore?

>>14474405
World peace

>>14476158
I watched some videos on the initial ban that outlines the exact components that huawei sourced from the US so the info wouldn't be hard to find

>>14476182
Temporary appeasement = More climatic outbreak afterwards

>>14477286

>>14475611
I remember when they banned pencil sales to Iraq cause muh graphite bombs. Shit was funny.

the best thing I can do for u son is pray and hope thatyou turn a new page in your life your one of the most ignorant naive low life scum that presents himself on this board, your the type of person who would wet his pants on d day on the Normandy beach and run away. I am confident to the mark ongalt to an A as was my father in d day I will pile drive your arseinto a mud hole u got that coward
into a mud hol the best thing I can do for u son is pray and hope thatyou turn a new page in your life your one of the most ignorant naive low life scum that presents himself on this board, your the type of person who would wet his pants on d day on the Normandy beach and run away. I am confident to the mark ongalt to an A as was my father in d day I will leinto a mud hole u got that

happy birthday Usagi !

>>14469305
Ultra boost sneakers. Or some type of boost shoe. Personally i got a pair of these adidas 93/17 for like $80 and I have some expensive ass shoes and these are these best. Comfiest around the house and going to disneyland all day. Nothing better I 100% guarantee it. Never even thought about shoes till i had a pair of these, changed my life as dumb as it sounds

>>14479532
I'm a Nike guy, got myself a couple pairs of 720s and some Js. I'll look into a pair of UltraBoosts though

>>14479840
I like both brands, adidas for comfort and nikes for classic looks.
This is the last pair of eqts i got and they seemed a little different than my last pair, the inside is lined in some crazy soft material, it’s softer than pussy. Not sure which ones have it in them cause my last pair didn’t

>>14479336
o shit, nice. happy birthday anime girl!

buy amazon, amd and tesla btw.

>>14473569
>>14473683

Seconding on this. There is almost certainly an EU etf that tracks the s&p. I have to do the same thing in Canada to trade US markets without forex fees. The most popular leaf equivalent to SPY, for example, is VFV.

>>14475581
Gross bathrooms at fast food joints are already priced in.

Monday will be anniversary of Hong Kong sovereignty transfer back to China. Market holiday. Another large scale protest expected.

I'm guessing futures open +0.5% or higher.

>>14482092
200+

>>14482354
>>14482092
Gunna move sideways till next election.

Hedge funds that have been having shit returns will have good returns until then...

Sauce for the books?

>>14482575
https://mises.org/library

https://mises.org/library/human-action-0

https://mises.org/library/man-economy-and-state-power-and-market