/biz/ - Business & Finance

wwhy

>concern

Wait what????

>>14441374
I don't know, I was hoping someone could explain it to me.

Maybe you can also explain to me why I have a billion dollars worth?? I only bought little bit, as I said.

>>14441587
Holy fuck you're rich

>>14441624
I'm pretty sure it's a glitch, it has to be.

>>14441652
Has to be r-right? Otherwise you're

>>14441179
WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK
BUY BUY BUY

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WE'RE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER. BASED XRP ACCIDENTAL BILLIONAIRE BRO WILL SHARE HIS WEALTH WITH ALL OF US.

Don't forget to give me some if that's confirmed, I missed the link train I'm depressed as fuck.

I call BS but if you are for real can you donate 50k to a fellow goy?

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>>14441179
Based biz bro billionaire

>>14441179
You got an update for us?

A fucking billion

move it into an offshore account bro. then venmo me

>>14441825
Dude. It's sitting there in the "withheld" column. I can't do anything until July 2nd. I have no idea what the fuck I just assumed it was a glitch. Can't do anything with it until then I guess

Have fun biz buddy. Disappear the xrp and yourself asap if it gets confirmation

Bruh. This bull shit! I’d only believe you if you paypaled me a grand XXXX(((((

>>14441179
Swap it to Monero ASAP, move if through some Monero wallets, swap it to BTC, buy Link

>>14441179
send some to some of your brothers anon it's the right thing to do
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>>14441907
But really are you actually a billionaire though? What do you mean by glitch?

>>14441907
wew, I'll be on the lookout for a thread this tuesday

>>14441907
im gonna go ahead and say some whale is really fucking pissed right now. he had some fat fingers and u just won the lottery

>>14441760
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I'll hold some for you. Feel free to send a million USD worth of XRP to see if it's working.

>>14441907
Pfft yeah ok, bro. Remember me on July 2nd cos we both know it's real and you're really a billionaire larping as if it's a glitch.

>>14441971
Even a million isn’t worth it if it’s XRP

>>14441964
Can you imagine? Oh my God put me in the screen cap please

Wouldn't this show up on whale_alert?

Another screen showing this. Someone tell me this is just how it's supposed to look or something...

no way I'm getting my hopes up on this bullshit. i wouldnt even know what to do

>>14442055
>canadian
pack it up boys, its monopoly money

>>14441907
Holy shit anon if it isn't a glitch that's fucking awesome. You should make a tripcode ITT if you ever want to make another thread about this:
https://www.4channel.org/faq#trip

>>14441907
That check gonna bounce, that exchange is trying to pull 1 bil from your bank. You'll likely be arrested until they figure out what happened. Sorry op

>>14442055
You tumble it and disappear to a country with no extradition

>>14441179
Is there a ripple ledger we can see your wallet from?

>>14441179
Do this op >>14442092
Keep us posted this shit would be fucking hilarious if it were real.

Your first mistake was posting it here where you can't delete shit

wut in the actual finger licking fucksticks

you'd crash XRP if you tried to cash out.

>the first /biz/ billionaire was the result of a total fluke

>>14442289
And off XRP

Cash out and take this shitcoin finally out of its misery.

who would win /biz/:
a lifelong investor who reads candlesticks like technical readouts, who has spent decades mastering the art of market psychology and painstaking financial research,
OR
a fucking canadian whale hunter

>>14442092
Ok. It will probably turn out to just be a mistake of some kind anyways.

>>14442326
If it was true I'd legitimately just do a straight up market sell. Not sure how that would even work at those levels.

>>14441760
Don't worry, it's not worth anywhere near 1,000$

>>14442346
not the most original namefag, but eh. hope to see you on the second, yolo
whats the canadian IRS? will they give you a cavity search after this one?

Janny cunt deleting addresses but not deleting Pi Pajeet thread, KYS nigger.

Anyway OP best thing you can do is withraw the XRP change it to some privacy coins a few times then start cashing out.

>>14442369
don't market sell, it's going to crash XRP and you'll lose a lot of money

>>14441179
Don't worry OP i'll crash it for ya

>>14442376
fixed

>>14442434
ayyyyyyyylmao
for real though, assuming this actually works, what do you do? i think other anon was right, i would contact a finance attorney or something, maybe even private message someone from xrp on twatter or something before you obliterate their company

>>14441179
So you tried to deposit 500 Canadian pesos worth of ripple and accidentally put a 1 and six 0 in front.
Nothing interesting will happen, you'll just get declined.

>>14442605
no. I did deposit 500. and it showed 500 withheld for like 2 days. then on the third day suddenly there was an additional billion withheld, on a different timeline.

>>14442636
>on a differenti timeline
>glitch
Mfw we're in the matrix unironically

>>14442636
Keep up posted on this anon. Would seriously be pretty funny if you became a billionaire and crashed cripple with it lol.

>>14441179
dump it faggot, make us rich

>>14442418
ebin

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OP will you send me like 1 million buck please my mom is divorcing my dad and I need a place to stay. I'm also in a wheelchair

toasting in ebin bread

>>14442418
was crashing xrp part of your plan?

>>14441179
Alright OP then if its real just
make sure to send me a small loan
of a million dollars

tag: 1640989849
address: rPVMhWBsfF9iMXYj3aAzJVkPDTFNSyWdKy

>>14441907
ay dont forget me just 500k cheers, :^)


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>>14443673
>>14443806
>>14443812
Fucking beggars! Kek at that situation, I knew one of us would make it. Although just by accident.

>>14441179
>make video

Quick! Save my ripple address, congrats dude.

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Remember to give this random poorfag on biz a lot of ripple ::)

>>14441947
Yeah a fucking billionaire screenshots his posts and posts them on here to ask you autists questions about it. yeah that happens.

>>14443838
honestly I would give you 200 just to change your mind.

I have a business proposal - think hunger games, but with rape.

>>14441907
>anon gets rich on accident while im still flipping burgers

trade me lives

>>14441179
if this is real don't market sell or you'll fuck yourself out of hundreds of millions
just slowly offload it, plus I'm press sure if you try to cash out a big chunk your bank might fuck you because they'll think you're money laundering or doing some illegal shit

>>14441587

If true you’re gonna be murdered if you don’t return it.

>>14442055
tag
100001052
adress:
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Please for the love of god, if this is true and someone really fucked up, please share some of that wealth. I'm a poor dumb bastard that will never make it on his own, not that I haven't tried.... I am the point I'll get dumped by my 3/10 girlfriend and I want to finally move out of my fucking mothers basement. I don't even have money to buy a fucking gun and shoot myself and spare myself of the fucking misery I'm in.

Now literally the only thing that is still holding me up is that fucking bitch and she'll dump me. Fucking piece of shit life.

>>14444238
no worries anon

>>14441179
dude hell yeah lol

>>14442369
Just sell a million dollars worth a day every day for 4 years. That's way safer.

>>14441907
bros, you gonna share the wealth, right?

>>14444942
Fuck that shit, I would also market sell...Think of all the baghodler suicides he could induce! He would be making the world a better place, how can you put a value on that?

>>14445014
You cant just put a billion dollars into your bank account overnight kek. Coinbase would freeze his shit.

can you send me five bucks for gas? I'm adopting an inner city orphan child in a wheelchair. His mom beat him relentlessly with jumper cables. Not sure if I can make it on a quarter tank in the old pinto.

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>>14445042
And if Coinbase didnt his bank would.

Better idea. OP, exchange ripple into btc/eth and then pump our link bags.

>>14445042
Look this isn't going to happen anyways...let me dream of XRP hodler suicides, please.

If he can't prove its his, its coinbases as they have the keys...

>>14445064
Then he might pump reddits bags too. He should instead pump a biz shitcoin like brap coin because we're the only faggors that hold it.

>>14445087
I have no brap, but I have some fren

>>14445081
He might have actually gotten them legitimately like that guy who accidentally sold all his neo for an average price of ten cents even it was 40 dollars because he market sold too many.

>>14441179
Put me in the screencap
Market buy everything and watch the chaos.
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>>14445107
I don't have fren but he could just pump every/biz/ coin.

>>14445157
yes op. Please pump biz

>>14445170
I actually have 300 biz coin. There was only ever one trade I just checked

>>14441179

OP you are gonna be the greatest hero ever

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>>14441179

Yeah, if you make BRRRRAPPP pump would be nice

>>14445054
and if the banks didnt (((they))) would

Better convert it eth and then to BRAP on forkdelta anonymously.

show us the address proof or you are larp

https://www.reddit.com/r/CryptoCurrency/comments/c6u49m/bullish_big_money/

>>14441179
Poorfag here. Send help fren

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>>14441179

True manlys would hide it then market sell while 100x shorting on another exchange

>>14441179
It's on an exchange, you aren't getting anything.