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it gunna crash

Threadly reminded that we have an IRC channel: #/smg/ on irc.rizon.net

Also threadly reminder to not forget your threadly reminders. Looking at you divvybro and BigDaddyB.

Smart but lazy general

>>14426538
Oh fuck, it's a diving duck pattern. Just fucking sell everything, there's not going to be good news from G20, the charts never lie.

>>14427422
I'm gonna do everything into APRN over the weekend. Thoughts?

DIPS THAT I AM LIKING:

MERCK
ALTRIA
CISCO

HOW ABOUT YOU FREENE?

>>14427344
be quiet please my entire portfolio is up 9.7%

just want a little bit more before I cash out

The whole board is going to be wojacks because I just bought chainlinks

>>14427605
Thanks fren. This makes me happy.

Let's buy all their shitcoins so they no longer have anything to bond over and leave, allowing board culture to evolve to the next stage.

>>14427559
I just want MO to stop dipping on me and go back to $65 already

>>14427682
You think you've accumulated enough at these levels?

I don't mind if it stays cheap for a few years, that will allow my DRiP to accumulate even more!

>>14427464
Pls respond
>pic related this is me with just a little makeup on

>>14427605
Baggie just murdered 98% of the people on this board. Absolutely fucking based.

>>14427733
I hate playing the long game

>>14427856
They bumped the only thread I care about off the board, so you know what. I'ma get the bogendoffs on their shit. Fuck 'em.

>yesterday sbux was up but my calls were down
>today sbux is down and the calls are up
What the fuck is this magic?

>>14427881
Ah. MO is one of my long game stocks. Like, a retirement stock. As are Disney and Merck.

Most of the rest of my stuff is bags. MAYBE cgc would be a long term stock, but it feels like bags right now.

My only short term stock is probably KSS. I just want to milk the yield until I can exit.

>>14427330

>>14428048

I'm gonna buy X on the next dip, who's with me?

imagine being a stock fag instead of buying LINK at 20 cents and getting a 15X

>>14428273
me sir

KNEW I should've bought some banks...

>>14428273
I would think about buying at $10 or below.

HEY ESSEMMJEE

what things are you glad you SOLD?

>>14427605
thank you, its about damn time

>summer purge time

maybe AMZN can cause another happening with this years earnings report

shame i sold my share this winter

>>14428273
ive been doing that for over a year now (AKS moreso)

at this point id rather they stop dipping tbqh

>>14428522
And thank me later

https://imgur.com/mYHu4FB

Is the /autism/ analyst guy still here? I remember the $ROAD coverage last year with target price of mid-teens which is unironically came true lmao.
Currently trading at $14.92.

>>14428628
I always thought that guy was Comfy.

Is it a good idea to just dump everything into SPY and VOO and call it a day? Is it even worth buying individual stocks?

Any opinions on KTOS? I bought in because they are contracted to build jet powered drones designed to be blown up.

>>14429030
I don’t know about the fees on SPY, but basically that is THE winning strategy. Especially in a tax deferred retirement account like a Roth IRA.

It depends on your broker.

But yes, but an index fund with the least possible stocks and turnover.

VTI/VTSAX is a thread favorite.

Oh and I wouldn’t just throw in all my savings all at once: but in installments, in larger amounts on market pullbacks.

I HATE THESE STUPID FUCKS

END THE CRAB MENACE

>>14429179
Okay thank you friend. I’ve been using Robinhood for the last year and so far I have made $3 by picking individual stocks

>>14429439
What did you buy?

>>14429439
That doesn’t tell me much. I don’t know if you made 100s of trades or just bought one share of something and let it sit. Maybe you started with $1 and made 300% returns.

The taxes you’re gonna pay on that $3 are gonna be a big yikes.

>>14429689
I hope someday I'll have to pay taxes on my investments

>>14429030
I put all my money in VOO and gamble with a few thousand every now and then. Good steady long term growth.

>dat last minute jump

and in an instant, thousands of shorts became bagholders

Up 4.26% for the day. Solid showing.

>>14429977
I'm up 1.8%, that last minute pump hurt my khc puts

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do this week? I'm up .23% today, MO didn't do so hot but still had a good if volatile week. I'm still mourning the sell of my BWL/A, is there seriously nobody willing to sell me a share for less than 15.67? This week we're going to a Romano's in Birmingham, Alabama!
Weekend theme (remember to smoak a black & mild wood tip wine flavor):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WvWkUhszeE

That last minute KHC pump

>>14430020
Up 2% on the week. Looking forward to seeing cheapies or greenies on Monday. T is based.

why the fuck did everybody wait until 4:05 to buy the fucking spy?

GODDAMN!

Is anyone else seeing massive volume in afterhours trading? Looks like lots of dip-buying.

Perhaps some insider shit?

>>14430234
nah the bogs knew my SPY $293 calls were expiring today so they surpressed the price until settlement before raising it up again.

What the hell happened to CSCO?

>>14430234
Russell rebalancing.

>>14430342
What does that have to do with the Dow and S&P?

What does that have to do with Merck, which had about 14% of its volume for the day after the bell?

>>14430474
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.cnbc.com/amp/2018/06/22/russell-rebalance-will-make-friday-the-years-biggest-stock-volume-day.html

>>14430020
Interesting week.

I don't have an account, but I do know information. How do I short a stock?

>>14430563
nice, you up 200 bucks today?

>>14430020
I lost so much money this week. Looks like its going to be a jenkem weekend.

>>14430020
I got the giga green day

>>14430822
Holy shit ratsu picked a winner.

$ESTC, sold covered calls.

525 shares, $73.4 cost basis. U Mirin

>>14430822
noice

>Tfw to intelligent to have a positive portfolio today

>>14427330
JUST

> 2 hours ago:

"EU CHANNEL TO ALLOW TRADE WITH IRAN AND CIRCUMVENT U.S. SANCTIONS IS NOW OPERATIONAL - EU STATEMENT, RTRS"

oh no Donald is going to mad.
ISRAEL WONT LIKE THIS!!!!!!!

>>14430634
Thanks... im almost exactly where I was 36 hours ago.

2 million GALT shares traded after hours for the Russell 2000 addition

Kinda want to buy some protection in case shit goes south on saturday...

>>14431138
>ISRAEL WONT LIKE THIS!!!!!!!
Good. Once again our interests align.

Unlike our >loyal ally Saudi Arabia, Israel can actually get shit done for us.

>That's a nice centrifuge you got there... It'd be a real shame if something bad happened to it... Could be real difficult to replace if your economy were suffocating under sanctions...

Maybe if the US had mandatory military service like they do we wouldn't have feminized bitch bois like you

>>14431418
Tough talk for someone whose greatest achievement was shooting German recruits and nuking Japan.

>>14429417
Oy vey its anuddah holocoaster

>>14431504
Yeah that was pretty charitable and utilitarian of us, very helpful for humanity. Since WW2 Japanese culture has since become VERY based, and Germany hasn't gone back to its old ways of hyperinflation.

Also, we put a man on the moo-- oh wait... you're probably one of THOSE people, ain't cha?

Have a nice weekend guys, I hope you bulls die on Monday

that fucking yield on MO keeps getting JUICIER