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Going to jail going to jail

>>14425809
HONONONONONONONONONONONOHGAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>14425809
LETS FUCKING GO!!!!!

>>14425809
Oh, well, if he said so in the court it must be true. He's under oath and everything.

Kek full fucking despair

>>14425870
i think some russian darknet site

what are you on about, it's the highlights, not the verdict. the fucker said he was sato weeks ago. literally nothing changed.

This is good. The lady judge will be swayed by emotions.

>>14425809
also said:

cant provide addresses because "my version of bitcoin has no public addresses" <--- what does this mean?!?!?!?!

>>14425949
That the judge is an illiterate boomer and he is trying to get away and keep scaming boomers into buying bsv.

Holy fuck! A twitter screencap!
Must be fucking true!

Literally crying in court. Craig is pathetic lol.

>>14425886
And thank me later

https://imgur.com/qlwJBAh

>>14425809
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAA he thinks crying is going to wor- (female judge)

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>14425949
it means he has nothing to prove his shit and tried to pull a tech mumbojumbo at the judge, hoping they don't know enough about crypto to see he is talking directly out of his ass.
what's the point of crypto if you don't have a public adress. i'm assuming he means wallet or some shit, but no idea how that would even work.

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>>14425809
im getting so tired of the bsv pajeets on biz

>>14425990
He's over acting to make up for his lying. Anyone with children just rolled their fucking eyes.

>>14426061
conmen upclose really are astounding: he is brazenly lying to a federal judge under oath, and/or doesnt even understand the basics of crypto enough to create plausible lies

>>14425935
Would a fraudster cry? Publicly? IN COURT? No, it's time to admit we were wrong and suck Satoshis dick.

>>14426305
Or you know, he is actually Satoshi and emotional about everything that has happened. Tremendous pressure for him to be in.

>>14425809
1. Why would he call himself some random Japanese name when he wrote the first paper? It makes no sense.

2. Who cares if he is satoshi, just because he invented it doesn't mean that I should buy his new coin

If he ever signed the blocks it would be game over. The man is a fucking faggot anyway even if he was Satoshi. He's just such a douchebag.

>>14425949
>>14425957
>>14426061

Read his Medium posts brainlets.

>>14426440
If you did your homework , there's a time where he explained it exactly. Also he likes japan

>>14426440
>why would this autistic guy call himself a random japanese name
really anon

>>14426401
>he is actually Satoshi
declares: "public addresses dont exist in my version of bitcoin"

>>14426825

>>14425809
> there will be no split
bch splits

> i will destroy bch
bch not destroyed

> btc will be $0 eoy 2018
btc $4000 eoy 2018

> i am satoshi
can’t sign a simple fucking message

> says I will sign after proving in court
but... wasn't the bbc stunt supposed to be a real signature? LOL

> submits a list of addresses of some fake tulip trust bullshit to court...
one of the addresses he claimed was signed by the real owner with a message saying the address is not belonging to this craig clown

> unlawfully registers a copyright on btc white paper and code in a stunt to cause a dump on btc
btc doesnt flintch

> next day copyright office confirms they didnt confirm this clown is satoshit and reaffirms that anyone can register anything with them
ultra fail

> some brainlets compare this piece of trash with trump, but trump is a winner
this clown is a loser

Guys this fakethosi clown is a fucking scam a pure and simple trash bag for everyone to see.

> He keeps putting a large biz budget for his trash biz shill army in an attempt to change public opinion
he fails miserably, anyone with one inch of brain sees this guy is a fucking trashbag scam

Fuck you and all you brainlets who support this fucking faketoshi loser piece of shit

>>14426893
Debunked, try something else newfag.

>>14427124
lmao no

oh fuck what an idiot

>>14426440
Cope

>>14425809
suuuureeee heee isssss loll... and man landed on the moon right?

>>14426857
satoshi is the name of pokemon's ash in japan, and nakamoto is a famous japanese philosopher

>>14426893
desu the only reason i dont bet on this guy is because hes a loser. i wouldnt mind him not being satoshi if at least he pulled trump-like wins. but this guy keeps failing and failing its pretty pathetic

bsv shills have a fucking crybaby as leader kek

>>14427557
>trump
but there is literally nothing "trump like" about him. He is the most sniveling, lying, now hes "going to give all my bitcoin to poor people"
He is hillary incarnate

>>14426093
Keep crying, bitch nigger. BSV isn't even in the top ten of shilled coins.

https://coingossip.io/

>>14426440
>new coin
Bitcoin is 10 years old.

>>14427843
>vechain
>34.25% on reddit

What the fuck is wrong with these retards?

>>14426307
yes, he just did

>>14426770
How are you supposed to take payments with constantly changing keys?

>>14426893
>Stale debunked pasta
Salty af

>>14428014
Seriously, dude?

>>14426893
This

>>14428144
how can you make payments with non-public addresses?

ok sirs here is the crypto brown pill. there is a vishnu living in the blockchain. Creg sanjay right is unironically satoj. Bitcoin as electronic rupee was just the first step, the lalachi people start making more powerful compooters, wider poo streets, cheaper and more sacred cows. These things the vishnu need to survive. Once entrenched fully, the vishnu would be able to slowly poo over literally everything
Creg stumbled into creating the vishnu after he stepped in poo in mumbai in 2008 and started working with his Poolip super coompeter, running simulations of poo-in-the-loo on turmeric-complete bitcoin script. He would 'evolve' the vishnu by making the successful streets get poo'd on, letting the rest run off into the indian ocean. The vishnu needs bigger and bigger cows for more and more poos.
BFI (Blockchain Foundation of India) was created to take over and stop this vishnu (they have their own competing vishnu in the works). They did the needful to stop or slow down Cregs vishnu (her name is Poolip by the way). They started by limiting the poo-size and removing critical curry codes the vishnu uses in its punjabi language. Segshit was the final nail in the coffin, which destroyed Poolip on BSV chain (Poolip uses anal transaction malleability). THIS is why Bitcoin Cash was forked, and this is why Creg is so intent to make unbounded poos, restore the original curry codes, and lock down the poo-poo-protocol.
Back to hashish power - CSW has developed a breakthrough new ashit (designed by his vishnu actually), and is poo'ing BTC in secret for the sole purpose of driving up the difficulty sky-high, then yanking all the poo over to BSV leaving the segshit chain stiffly frozen.

>>14428169
>what is paymail?

>>14428200
>what does the copyrighted white paper say?

>>14428169
That isn't what I was responding to... But anyway, you could just do what I do and only keep the private key. There are no public keys for my wallet either until I use my private key to get them. This way if someone gets to my stash they can't see my balances. Private key is encrypted too.

>>14425809
cope

>>14428261
>can't see my balances
they can instantly import those keys and steal your shiz. no reason to check the balance first. you're not helping anything as far as i can tell, just making your own life more difficult by only having half the keypair.

>>14428261
i wouldnt worry too much about it...i can tell you your future bsv balance now

>>14428717
>Private key is encrypted too.
Here's my private key. Steal my money, brainlet.

6PnT9CMBK7SYn79UrZNmTyRc7qptmRiZKJ7aSCQ8Cnh54L2MhksuwnBZHg

>>14426093
But you're ok with the 200 link threads made every hour? Fuck off you stupid bitch

>>14428776
>encrypted too
well then disposing of the public key is unnecessary. pleb-tier messy security

>>14428796
how did the LINK thing even become such a big deal? it's at best an unremarkable $5 shitcoin. 2014 /biz/ wouldn't have looked twice

>>14428818
BIP38 doesn't encrypt the public key, brainlet. The only key you should be keeping is your encrypted private key. Give it a try some time. Or keep your public address in the open, idc.

>>14428920
>keep your public address in the open, idc.
why would you care? why would i? it's public. they're gonna steal my shit whether they know my balance first or not

>>14428839
It's a flavor of the month coin that didn't actually fail so the faggots here are touting it as some sort of victory for finally being right

>>14428717
And thank me later

https://imgur.com/A6seIGZ

>>14428948
idk how else to explain this to you. Some people are just destined to have bad OPSEC.

>>14427124
you debunked nothing you fucking piece of trash

>>14426170
>anyone with children
As a father I kekked audibly, upboat anon and two gold

>>14428955
>>14428839
Coping low iq brainlets.

https://twitter.com/PJM_Says

What's with all these bitcoin fork "lords" crying at command all the time over MUH POOR HUMANITY? First Roger and now this faggot

LMAO this can't be real.
We're reaching clown levels that shouldn't even be possible.
President of the US should cry about USD being used in criminal activites too? wow people "misuse" things, who gives a fuck?
I mean how retarded do you have to be, to create a replacement for currency, and think it isn't going to be used like a currency?

What a fucking clown holy shit I have no words to describe this level of clowning

>>14430419
this whole world is just fucked up beyond belief. im thinking since 10years already periodically that "im for sure happy when im dead" and that i will "definitly not miss this retarded shit show".