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14423218 No.14423218 [Reply] [Original]

Whats up losers? ;) i just got accepted to pilot school;)

Yep thats right my job is gonna be cooler than your shitty pathetic job ;))

ill enjoy a 300k euro salary and fucking stewardesses ;)))

enjoy your lowpay 8-16 job

pathetic.

>> No.14423245

COPE
O
P
E

Enjoy your budget airline glorified bus driver job

>> No.14423275

>>14423245
You stupid fucking newfag its a disgusting copy pasta.

Both of you fucking die you faggot fucks.

>> No.14423300
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14423300

I want a private jet

>> No.14423329

>>14423275
>”newfag”
>excessive use of fuck
>”I’m so angry”

Likely a projecting little teenage cunt who just discovered the chans

>> No.14423339

>>14423218
BASED fellow pilot I only make 250k starting out of flight school. Nice hookup on the 300k!

Press D to Dab on the peasants

>D

>> No.14423354

>>14423339
thats almost as much as a welder, good work anon

>> No.14423489

Glorified bus driver, kill yourself

>> No.14423506

>>14423218
>he's not a Canadian plumber

>> No.14423507
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14423507

>>14423218
enjoy the booze fren

>> No.14423517

>>14423218
Literally asking to be replaced by a bot

>> No.14423525

>>14423339
D

Fuck poorfags

>> No.14423563

>>14423218
Yeah, after you get enough flight hours...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Yi2OBlbwpQ

>> No.14423612

>accepted to pilot school
>job

Hey, cool man, let us know when all that materializes

Hope you don’t just wind up committing suicide due to the demanding work schedule or dying in a fucking plane crash like every other pilot ever

>> No.14423642

>>14423218
im sick of you pilot chads coming onto /biz/ and bullying us.
its rude and we dont appreciate it
LEAVE!

>> No.14423671

I just got a job as an astronaut
My first mission will be to the moon riding on an ethereum rocket

Bless

>> No.14423675

>Wanting to live with plugged ears 24/7 and a shit sleep schedule

>> No.14423687

I've been looking for one of yous to fly my private jet in the future. Me having just been accepted to medical school and all

>> No.14423694

>>14423687
you going to buy that jet with your student loan dept?

>> No.14423709

>i just got accepted to pilot school;)
but... that doesnt mean anything

>> No.14423743

>>14423694
My country has free uni

>> No.14423776

You should all kill yourselves, your jobs could never match mine

I get paid 900k a year to sit on peoples faces and let them eat my ass. I make my own hours and have already purchased an island

>> No.14423787

>>14423218
>ill enjoy a 300k euro salary
Lmao, that wasn't even true back when pilot was a respectabele job, let alone now. Enjoy flying for free for Ryanair to keep your license and losing your job to AI in 10 years.

>> No.14423790

>>14423642
Kek

>> No.14423804

>>14423787
>Enjoy flying for free for Ryanair
Ryan captains make between 150 and 250k a year
€ that is

>> No.14423831

>>14423804
Pretty sure my Ryan pilot was high during the flight. I saw him at the end and he looked like he didn't have a clue

>> No.14423833

>>14423787
>losing your job to AI in 10 years.
funny as well, they say that since about 50-60 years now.... and we arent even down to 1 guy in the cockpit.

>> No.14423849

>>14423831
well if you make 15k net a month youve got to get rid of that money somehow.

>> No.14423867

>tfw took 3 aviation classes while in high school
>graduated college with meme degree and stuck at a shitty government job
Should I go to flight school fellas?

>> No.14423874

>>14423743
e-enjoy your nightshifts and overtime fucking loser
your hourly rate is that of a janitor

>> No.14423889

>>14423867
Yep
Pilot are chads
Vs the virgin Office worker

>> No.14423922

>>14423218
>>14423339
Mathematician here. You poor idiots only get to fly through three dimensional space, while I get paid 600k straight out of university to explore a realm of which the entire universe is but a small part. But hey, enjoy being big fish in a small pond I guess.

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14423972

>>14423922
lots of pasta in this one

>> No.14424020

>>14423922
Cringe

>> No.14424046

>>14423245
>>14423329
not fooling anyone falling for this pasta, you need to go back

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14424056

Wow so kewl OP! I sure wish I was gonna be a pilot.

>> No.14424204

>>14424056
>anime
Cringe

>> No.14424233

>>14424020
>.t buzzing gnat

>> No.14424317

>>14424233
Kys

>> No.14425204

>>14423972
Kys