/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>14412344
Imagine being alphaed on by a 12 year old.

You're probably touching your wife's son dried cum right now you dumb faggot.

kek imagine being terrorised in your own house by a fat child

>>14412344
"step son"

Sounds like you're jealous he has a bigger dick

>>14412344
have sex

>>14412344
Based 12 year old has good taste. Soon he'll be cumming inside your wife

>>14412344
thank you for the chuckle

>step-son
imagine being this much of a fucking cuck

>>14412344
It’s your computer so he shouldn’t use it in ways you don’t want, but damn man, have a heart. Little 12 year old trying to beat off, I remember those days. At least wait till he’s done to fuck him up.

>>14412344
Put a password on your computer?

Some day that alpha is going to be creampie'ing his 14 year old little gf in the next room while you seethe and browse 4chan listening to her squeal

>>14412344
This is what 12 year olds do. Get him a tablet or something. He’s not going to not watch porn.

>>14412368
Damn dude
We've come a long way far from pic related

>>14412404
Ty yang

>>14412344
At least your wife's kid is cool.

Sit him down, and in a calm and collected voice tell him you know what he's doing and how much pain its caused you. Tell him some made up shit about installing software that lets you look at screen and that you catch him again you'll tell his mother.

Also don't beat him

>>14412344

Amazing pasta, thank you for this OP

>>14412344
Only a total moron/cuckoo would ever raise another man's seed. She must really be speacial... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..HAHAHAHAAAA

>what is a password anyway

Psychologically speaking, why do I only get off on creampie porn? Ever since I was a kid, I could only bust if I knew the girl was getting busted inside.

>>14412509
that is so hot.
HHHNNNNNNG

>/biz/ - Business & Finance

Lol op,
Raising other chads brat.
Youre doing it wrong
Only thing that can save you is to send his ass away to boarding school, which wont be cheap. Sell ur wife on the better educstion meme. Make sure theres no girl school within 100miles
Youre welcome

I would jerk off to cream pie pictures too, you're a faggot OP.

imagine being cucked by a 12yo fat step-son.

Man up and show him your alpha male dominance scratching your balls inside your pants in front of him and then tapping that little fucker head.

>>14412447

Use Linux and he won't know how to use the computer anymore.

>>14412344
Put a password in the computer, you fucking retard

>>14412344
Video tape u creampie his mom/ur wife
Upload video to his fav porn sites
Permanently win forever

>>14412365
Spat out my drink.
>>14412344
The problem is you lmao.

>>14412344

lmao why do you let him on your computer you fucking retard. You’re enabling him and contributing to this behavior. My dad found my porn and smashed my brand new dell pc with a baseball bat and then made me pay him back over then next 10 years (I was 11). I never disobeyed him again.

Lol look at this pic I got

>>14413123
This

Your son's got good taste. I can't stop jerking off to this now either.

>>14412447
KEK

>>14412344
op, as someone who started watching porn in 8th grade, please put a stop to this. take the computer away if you have to. That shit fucks you up.

>>14412344
>2019
>not beating off with your stepson to blueberry creampie on pornhub

>>14413123

>>14412365
Kek got me

>>14412509
SAD!

>>14412771
Means ur gay, sorry. If u cant beat it to a solo girl or lesbians, ur 100% gay

>>14412365
kek this. OP's wife's son and ex are cucking him.

>>14414414
this. If you cant get off without looking at an ejaculating cock youre a fucking faggot

>>14413123
Came here to say this. Do it OP

>>14412495
12 year olds dont watch hardcore internet porn. not normal.

>>14414169
kek

>>14414726
I did when I was 12

>>14415092
u not normal

12 i was into lingere pics at most
i fuck dishwashers and fap to ghosts now but i'm 35 imagine that kid in ten years

>>14415139
I AM THAT KID
it is not a good future though

>>14415139
No

>>14412447
Brilliant

>>14413144
Let me guess. You also hate unions and have a goldberg boss?

I haven't had sex in 5 years

>>14412344
i was looking at scat porn when i was 14

>>14416415
have sex incel

>>14412344
Fuck you Dan. Stop banging my mom.

>>14412509
>0520 on the clock
kid can keep waiting

>>14412344
Change your password kek

>>14412365
loooooool

>>14412344
You're being a dumb faggot, OP. Just level with the kid, get him a cheap laptop of his own, tell him he can do whatever he wants with it without having to be a little retard searching for "blueberry pie" as in literally call him out directly on something you know he's done, and then take him to a mall or something where there's tons of actual bitches walking around he can ogle at, then tell him explicitly what all of our dads should've fucking told us, that he can watch as much porn as he wants, but the more he watches the less likely he will be to get a super hot perfect chick in real life. Put the weight of his own actions on his shoulders so he understands what's at stake and feels guilty for jerking off. Also redpill him on the JQ, you fucking normalfag, it's the best thing you can do for someone.

Can’t fucking breathe. Best thread all day

>>14416910
Take him to a hooters, not a mall. I'm drunk sorry. But my idea is good. I never thought about this because I don't have kids.

>>14412509
Fuck. That was exactly me growing up. Great photo and saved

>>14412344
>>14416554
Good thread. Nice job.
-- Jim

>>14416910
The reason you can't get a gf is because you're a fat dumb retard. Porn has as much to do with that as the letter B and the color cyan. Stop blaming random shit and work on fixing things if it bothers you so much.

>>14412365
top kek i almost choked

>>14415139
>i fuck dishwashers and fap to ghosts

>>14412344
>Hey 12 year old stop jerking off.

You seem like a great parent just bought 100k

>>14416963
I'm talking about scaring a kid into not watching porn, not saying I don't have a gf. Did you mean to respond to me? I'm a dumb retard for sure, but I'm also fit and good looking and I can get girlfriends fairly easily. Porn has absolutely had a negative impact on my life. On almost every level from the spiritual to the psychological to the physical porn is harmful. And it's run by (((them))). I don't know why anybody would come to its defense.

>>14417023
Just seems weird to blame porn is all. Why not blame the space jews or ancient goat farts? At least those are equally unbelievable, but harder to refute because we've never seen them directly. If you want to scare then strip it naked and beat it with a length of 1/4" rubber hose, or drop off in the middle of the forest alone at night wearing nothing but pork chop panties. Porn isn't good, but it only harms a small number of people. Unless you caught aids from being a gay porn actor you have no case here.

>>14417101

this guy is either a kike or a turbogoy

>another /biz/ takes the hourly bait episode

>>14412344
why wouldn't you just put a password on your computer?

>>14412365
lol op is a cuck

I used to do this when I was a kid but instead of writing blueberry creampie or something like that I would instead write anal creampie. My parents were none the wiser about my browsing habits. They just thought I was looking up recipes

>>14412365
>>14412379

>>14416963
Imagine behind this dumb. Anon was saying if you become a fucking porn addict you won’t have success with the ladies. Porn has everything to do with it dummy.

>>14412344
Next stop gangbang
Next stop traps
Completely screwed by 15

He has good taste, my favorite porn unless it's a gang of niggers creampieing the broad.

>>14412344
>>14412365
>my wife's son

>>14413123
ahahaha

fucking evil genius, i love it

>>14412368
Gross

>>14414395
RIP JAH

>>14413065
Ubuntu Linux and many other distributions have more intuitive work flows than windows or OSX today. You just gave away the fact you haven't tried it in the past ten years. Typical boomer, working on ten year old info

>>14417218
Keek

>>14412344
Get him a cheap fucking laptop or ipad even a nintendo fucking DS and tell him it can connect to wifi he gets to jack off and your computer dosnt get viruses

Anon your dumbass cant stop puberty

>>14412344
Jej

>>14412344
Haven't seen a thread here that made me piss my pants laughing like this since the 2017 bull run. We are back.

>>14412344
>my wife's son
>Business & Finance

>>14418331

>>14412344
top kek, OP, stay strong

>1 post by this ID

>>14412365
kek'd

>>14418331
Buy Monero

>>14412344
Why the fuck are you dating a single mom in the first place?

>>14416910
muh jews

It's pike getting cheated on in advance. Extreme cuckery.

>>14418456

>>14412344
Good post op I enjoyed it.
>>14412365
Great banter top quality

>>14416963
Cope.

>>14417101
post nose and/or size of porn folder

How can we profit from this?

>>14415139
The good old days where a porno mag hidden in the woods was the pinnacle.

>>14412344
where the hell did he find viruses lmao

>>14415139
You were 12 in 1996 though. Kids today have instant access to whatever degenerate fetish they can think of in just a few clicks

>>14412344
Buy some hormones to kill his sex drive off the Internet and then start putting them in his food. Maybe estrogen? I dunno

>>14412403
Incest Wincest
Cucked by a Man and his descendent

>>14412365
Why is fp always bp?

>>14419133
Reasonable solution

the next generation is going to be proper fucked