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Praise this man. Or be cursed forever.

>> No.14351349
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>>14351321
I was only nine years old.
I loved Sergey so much, I was 100% in linkies and LP shares.
I'd pray to Sergey every night before I go to bed, thanking for the profits I've been given. "Sergey is love", I would say, "Sergey is life".
My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I knew he was just jealous for my devotion of Sergey. I called him a stinky nolinker. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep.
I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold.
A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It's Sergey. I'm so happy. He whispers in my ear, "Let's get to the fundamentals".
He grabs me with his powerful developer hands, and puts me on my hands and knees.
I spread my ass-cheeks for Sergey. He penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much, but I do it for Sergey.
I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please Sergey. He roars a mighty roar, as he fills my butt with his love.
My dad walks in and starts shouting. Sergey looks him straight in the eye, and says, "Nolinker cope".
Sergey leaves through my window. Sergey is love. Sergey is life.

>> No.14351361

>>14351321
Praise be.

>> No.14351378

>>14351321
HAIL SERGEY

>> No.14351387
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>>14351321
Was making me rich part of your plan?

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>>14351321

>> No.14351409

Praise.

>> No.14351411

Sergey is the second coming of Christ check them

>> No.14351416
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>>14351411

>> No.14351421

Praise Sergey

>> No.14351425

glory to him

>> No.14351436

Glory to him in the highest

>> No.14351439

Long live Sergey.

>> No.14351442

>>14351321
Praise! Fill me with your love!

>> No.14351448

>new
Fucking newfag. Did you buy your first link today?

>> No.14351463

>>14351321
Praise Sergey !
\\\\oooo

>> No.14351471

>>14351321
PRAISE BE TO OUR PHILOSOPHER-KING SERGEY D. NAZAROV

>> No.14351492

>>14351321
Bless

>> No.14351657

>>14351321
blessed be our lord

>> No.14352543

>>14351321
JAWLINE OF A GOLDEN GREEK GOD