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IT'S HAPPENING BOYS
MASSIVE UPSURGE IN GLOBAL TECTONIC ACTIVITY ALL OVER THE WORLD
SENSORS GOING CRAZY
BUCKLE UP BOYS

https://earthquake.usgs.gov/monitoring/operations/heliplot.php?virtual_network=ANSS

CALIFORNIA LIKELY TO BE BTFO'D

http://www.quakeprediction.com/Los%20Angeles%20Earthquake%20Forecast.html

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>>14333502
This is what they normally look like
THIS IS IT BOYS

>> No.14333536

>>>/pol/ is for political discussions
this is /biz/ here we scam each other

>> No.14333555

>>14333502
How do I profit from this?

>> No.14333558
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>>14333536
THE WHOLE PLANET IS SHAKING THERE WON'T BE A NIGGER LEFT TO SCAM

https://earthquake.usgs.gov/monitoring/operations/heliplot.php?virtual_network=GSN

>> No.14333567

Oh shit Yellowstone just flew over my house

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>>14333536
This is business related. I gotta sell my railway bonds! I hope the lines to my broker aren't already full!

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>>14333555
shore the human race

>> No.14333625

>>14333502
Finally. I've been hoping for a big one to crack California off of the US so they can finally be annexed by Mexico and we can be rid of those faggots.

>> No.14333626

>>14333555
STOCKPILE AMMO

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ANIMALS GETTING THE FUCK OUT OF YELLOWSTONE BY THE THOUSANDS

https://www.express.co.uk/news/science/1141139/Yellowstone-volcano-why-animals-leaving-supervolcano-elk-migration-yellowstone-news

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The live feed of the seismogram is out. Is this the end?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gH045WGMTAI

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>>14333666
OH NO NO NONONONO

>> No.14334249

>>14333838
Fugg

>> No.14334340

>>14333502
San Diego, CA here. Am I fucked? Live about a mile from the beach.

>> No.14334375

>>14334340
Hopefully.
t. Transplant (benign)

>> No.14334399

>>14333502

project bluebeam starting tonight lads

>> No.14334439

>>14334375
You better hope mother earth can do what you can't, pussy. Born and raised here.

>> No.14334485

>>14334439
Calm the fuck down faggot. I'm just chilling in Florida while I find myself (tm).
I'm just hoping Cali nukes itself so I can move back and live in piece.

>> No.14334488

Stop living in South America.

>> No.14334562

>>14333558
>murica
>whole planet

lol

>> No.14334594

I wonder what it will be like to witness the end of human life on earth? Yellowstone popping off is an endgame scenario.

I would be totally fucked, since I'm in afghanistan right now and cut off from any support network not provided by the US government.

>> No.14334637

>>14334485
Oh alright then, good luck dude. I hope they keep moving in honestly and driving the housing prices up. Family and I ready to sell all and move to AZ or MD or something. For the price of the two houses near the beach we can get a decent house with corral and like 50 acres. I can't wait, am not made for the city.

>> No.14334638

It's a system malfunction. It's done this before

>> No.14334695

>>14333666
>annual migration
Calm down autist. Also this is /pol crap >muh climate change

>> No.14334886

>>14334637
>I can't wait, am not made for the city
I feel ya there buddy. I wouldnt wait on those houses. A shitstorm's a-brewin and Cali housing is ground zero.

>> No.14335510

>>14333558
Aww..You had me excited there for a second. Fuck you OP.

>> No.14335571

>>14334562
If Yellowstone erupts the entire planet is done including your poor ass

>> No.14335995

>>14335571
You mean "WHEN Yellowstone erupts", fren.

>> No.14336066

>>14335571
Nah, we will experience a temperature drop, which will freeze out the refugees (niggers don't do well in -35c) + we will get rid of the burgers forever. It's win-win.

>> No.14336069

>>14335995
Honestly can't believe establishing a permanent secondary home for humans on the moon or mars isn't on top of the priority list. We could literally go the way of dinosaurs any moment.

>> No.14336095

>>14333502
This is good for crypto

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>>14333666

Dem trips.

By the gods! When did the end of the world get confirmed on /biz/ instead of /x/


PRAISE THE DARK GODS!

DO YOU HEAR THE VOICES TOO!

THE SILENCE OFFENDS SLAANESH!

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>>14333666

>> No.14337220

>>14334695
go back

>> No.14337244

>>14333569
good post kek

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>>14333502

>> No.14337300

>>14333567
Fucken kek

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>>14336069
It's more important to discuss racial and gender politics. When shit hits the fan it won't fucking matter if you're a female tranny who identifies as a straight white male or a male nigger who identifies as a gay asian house wife. I for one welcome a world changing event. Time for nature to weed out the excess.

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GUYS I'M VACATIONING TO CALIFORNIA NEXT WEEK


FUCKKKKKK MY PRECIOUS VACATION DAYSSSS

>> No.14337382

>>14333666
Yes and it's because of climate change

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IT'S OVER
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>> No.14337492

>>14334340
>San Diego
Anon, you were fucked a while ago

>> No.14337523

>>14336069
You sound like we aren't insignificant dust

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>>14333502
Damn, was about to get rich as fuck off LINK to. I knew it was too good to be true.
Invest in rope of you want to make any money off of this.

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>>14333555
>>14333622
>>14333666
>>14334399
>>14334488
>>14336066
>>14337244
>>14337377
>>14337422

>> No.14337568

>>14333502
>https://earthquake.usgs.gov/monitoring/operations/heliplot.php?virtual_network=ANSS
why are no other platforms talkin about this?

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>>14337562
Holy shit

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>>14337577
Nice

>> No.14337642

>>14333502
good
i await the Lord

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>>14337568
>literally every fucking sensor from Alaska to Ohio is freaking out
is Lavos trying to awaken or something?

>> No.14338347

>>14333502
I'm in Northern Norway will i be fine?

>> No.14338468

>>14337568
So the elites have time to pack their stuff and book a flight out to their underground bunkers

>> No.14338482

>>14333625
We'll call it Arizona Bay.

>> No.14338563

>>14333502
WHY IS BIZ THE ONLY PLACE ON THE INTERNET DISCUSSING THIS

>> No.14338568

>>14337788
Based and chronopilled.

>> No.14338586

>nothing ever happens
nothing ever happens

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>>14337382
usually animals move at a slow pace when they move to a greener place
those fuckers seems like they're running for their lives

>> No.14338606

>>14338563
Because miniquakes are nbd.
A bunch of miniquakes do not indicate a looming megaquake.
Its kind of the opposite.
The miniquakes let off seismic "steam," so to speak.
>t. CA resident

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>>14333666
Holy shit at those trips. It’s ducking over lads pack the fuck up

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>>14338619

I feel the darkness overtake me....

>> No.14338901

>>14338468
Yup, I hear underground is one of the best places to be during massive seismic activity.

>> No.14338921

>>14338606
>miniquakes
nigga look at the sensors

>> No.14339058

>>14338901
top kek

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>>14336121
Because we unironically have been worshipping sataurn for the better part of 2 years. Everyday. Eachday at anytime of the day. Nonstop

>see that pattern, now boot up binance. Its literally the same pattern.

>> No.14339103

>>14333666
>satanic trips

What did Kek mean by this?

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>>14339103
>What did Kek mean by this?
life is about to get a lot more FUN

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>>14333558
It also COULD be the Link shuttle powring up engines in prep for liftoff

>> No.14339262

>>14338901
everyone who owns a helicopter or plane is gonna be ight

>> No.14339284

>>14333666
Oh G-d those trips

>> No.14339311

>>14333502
Yeeeeeeessss! Bring on huge global disaster! Can’t wait for all shitskins to chump out and kill each other and Jews not haveing slave goyim provide for them anymore.

Literally best thing for white people. We’ll get togeather and cooperate and survive while the world around us dies. Hell yeah! Praise kek!

>> No.14339331

>>14336066
Will I be find in BC, Canada or will I die of starvation or freezing when it erupts?

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>>14333666
It's all ogre

>> No.14339598

>>14333502
>>14333521
guys this is really scary wtf

>> No.14340240

>>14337788
My melanin enriched friend.
There's a lot of millionaires in the world
Only a few will know Luminaire.
I love this board
.

>> No.14340267

>>14333502
It’s over