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>already 22 and not a millionaire
the best days of my life are gone without being rich. the next 2 years maybe i could enjoy if i had a lot of money but i don't. i'm a failure. zuckerberg was a billionaire at my age.

is it time to kms?

>> No.14332676

Didn't Palmer support ebil orange man and end up financially ruined by silicon valley though?

>> No.14332698

>>14332648
as a male youre fine as long as you make it before 30. Still enough time to find a decent female for creating offspring and more than enough time to fuck tons of tinder whores if thats your thing.

>> No.14333036

>>14332698
>muh women
even if you make it women will make you unmake it
you fuckers never learn

>> No.14333081

>>14333036
Im well aware but also Im in the process of fathering a bloodline that will last for thousands of years.

>> No.14333158

>>14333036
dude, have sex. if you weren't such a cuck you'd force a woman to your beliefs, making her into a trad wife that will bear your children and be loyal.

>> No.14333216

Men prime in their 40s if they are naturally attractive and healthy and all that. That’ll probably be the peak of your career. You could still marry a twenty-something and have kids then. Are you really worried about some sort of physical prime? You won’t destroy your body with kids/bad habits, and you’ll be able to cum until you’re 70. Just be a man and do something. you’ll be okay bud.

>> No.14333729

>>14332648
Unironically if you're not a billionaire by 19-20 tops its over. Trying to just be a millionaire in early 20's to be honest shouldnt even bother....you lose nearly all ability to enjoy life by 24. By 28 lower back pain starts to set in making even causal things a chore.

>> No.14333769

>>14332648
You are very immature for a 22 year old. Look you will probably live to be at least 80. Don't write yourself out so young.

>> No.14333788

>>14333729
honestly if you dont make it to billionaire status in your teen years youre not gonna make it.

>> No.14333809
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14333809

>>14332648

You have two options:

1. Stay healthy and content yourself with being rich in your thirties and onward.

It will probably take years to get rich unless you get really, really lucky.

2. Develop a terrible addiction to BBC porn. This is literally like hacking your brain to get the same high rich people do from their vast wealth and luxury.

Re-wiring your brain to get peak pleasure from black porn will take about a year. Every orgasm brings you closer.

Drawback: you will only be able to come to BBC and you will develop a cuck fetish, but if you act on it you will be in another universe of ecstasy. This is a one way trip.

Choose wisely.

>> No.14333845

>not being a trillionaire by the time you're a fetus
CRINGE

NOT GONNA MAKE IT

>> No.14333850

>>14333729
lmao

>> No.14334021

>>14332698
He’s doing just fine and is on his second company, Anduril

>> No.14334219
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>>14332648
Zukerberg had the Jew perk which granted him legal protection and allowed him to steal the Facebook from the real creators.

He was choosen to get rich because he is a Jew and Facebook serves the Jewish agenda.

The dude in your pic is also a Jew that works for Jewish agenda. It’s all nepotism in an effort to conquer to world. The only way you get super rich is to be part of their tribe or bend the knee to them.

>> No.14334235

>>14333081
What if your son turns out to be a faggot?

>> No.14334449

>>14332676

He gud

>In 2017, owing to issues related to 2016 political contributions to Republicans and public support for then-presidential nominee Donald Trump, Luckey departed Oculus and founded defense contractor Anduril Industries. Luckey ranks #22 on Forbes' 2016 list of America's richest entrepreneurs under 40.

>Oculus VR was acquired by Facebook in March 2014 for US$3 billion.[17] Although Luckey's share was not made public, Forbes magazine estimated the founder's net worth to be $700 million in 2015.