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Anonymous Sun Jun 23 23:07:00 2019 No.14320720 [Reply] [Original]

I went in on this coin back when in was $0.20 mostly because I thought it had strong meme magic potential. I pretty much forgot about it until I decided to check this board again, and lo and behold it's around $1.80 now. Suddenly it seems like it's more that just a memeable shitcoin, but rather a project with actual potential. I spent some time reading through the whitepaper today though, and I legit thought I must have downloaded an incomplete pdf or something, because from the description this coin amounts to nothing but a glorified JSON parser. I'm happy for the gains obviously, but how the fuck has Sergey managed to keep up the bamboozle for so long?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 23:08:37 2019 No.14320740 >>14320720 google is on board, fren

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 23:08:38 2019 No.14320741 >>14320720 Have intercourses

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 23:10:14 2019 No.14320763 >>14320720 Very tiresome thread you've made, OP. Very tiresome indeed!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 23:14:32 2019 No.14320813 >>14320720 Go write your blogpost somewhere else you ungrateful faggot

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 23:19:17 2019 No.14320863 >>14320720 Nu-biz is going to find out the hard way why it's such an old meme. Kek.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 23:19:54 2019 No.14320868 Chainlink is the real Bitcoin

>>	42 Sun Jun 23 23:20:38 2019 No.14320875 File: 917 KB, 645x780, 1561178221897.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14320720 >because from the description this coin amounts to nothing but a glorified JSON parser mfw

Anonymous Sun Jun 23 23:20:49 2019 No.14320876

>>14320720
New money keeps coming to the board. Perfect storm really,
1) First, link is pumped on this board only since the link whales would lose control if bigger whales came in. So the link “whales” have done an amazing job of pumping and dumping link over and over as new money floods the board.
2) Newfags went crazy when tom gonser started shilling, which pumped to the mid .50’s.
3) Then the mainnet hype blew the price up and established a higher floor
4) then the google dev post brought in the newanons who had heard of the 50k+ stacks and felt FOMO.
This last group (1.0+ buy in) have taken out loans, reverse mortgaged their homes, and even borrowed from their families.
Solid meme potential, but the reality of staking rewards and the general tokenomics is literally going to cause some anons to have to admit to their families that they and their fucking grandparents are all bankrupt.
Meanwhile smart anons have been pumping and dumping and literally bankrupting the FOMO’ers and their loved ones. You should get in the delphi discord

>>	42 Sun Jun 23 23:23:18 2019 No.14320898 File: 143 KB, 333x333, 1560456526155.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14320876 >You should get in the delphi discord

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 23:31:21 2019 No.14321011 >>14320876 Interesting. You think it'll collapse soon?

>>	42 Sun Jun 23 23:35:17 2019 No.14321065 File: 858 KB, 960x763, 1561224987433.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14321011 >Interesting. You think it'll collapse soon? lol this is the face that /nolinkers/ have been making for the last few months

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 23:37:13 2019 No.14321099 >>14320875 Glorified YAML human readableizer.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 23:37:44 2019 No.14321107 >>14321065 >implying I'm a nolinker I have a decent link stack, and I have no intention of selling. It's been my favorite coin from the beginning. I hope it explodes in value, but if it goes to $0.00 I won't even be mad.

42 Sun Jun 23 23:40:01 2019 No.14321136
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>>14321107
>I have a decent link stack
>>14320720
>but how the fuck has Sergey managed to keep up the bamboozle for so long?
what did you say to me
DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!?

>>	42 Sun Jun 23 23:47:48 2019 No.14321244 File: 774 KB, 1816x2808, james woods.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14321099 >YAML I'm going to need some help on what that means

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 23:50:57 2019 No.14321290 >>14321244 Nice kino. YAML is also glorified JSON.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 23 23:51:49 2019 No.14321299 >>14320875 Hey 42, any luck with the puzzle?

42 Sun Jun 23 23:54:28 2019 No.14321340
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>>14321299
>Hey 42, any luck with the puzzle?
we guessed at two answers but they don't make any sense
you need a cipher for the last step
it's probably what he meant by the 2nd key
I'm thinking of posting flyers or taking a day off work to see if I can get more people to look at it
my prof and I didn't have much luck
we spent more time drinking beer and talking haha
apparently we have until Tuesday
let's see what happens
I'm strapped in
btw check out this thread haha
>>14319060

>>	42 Sun Jun 23 23:55:40 2019 No.14321361 File: 130 KB, 397x589, parser identity.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14321290 >glorified JSON. you delete this right now you don't know what you've started...

>>	42 Mon Jun 24 01:05:36 2019 No.14322164 File: 61 KB, 367x549, json parser.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14321361 >glorified JSON. >you delete this right now >you don't know what you've started... for a synopsis of the JSON PRSR saga check out this thread: >>14312579

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 24 01:09:13 2019 No.14322188 >>14321361 No no no A FUCKIN YAML PARSER

>>	42 Mon Jun 24 01:11:01 2019 No.14322204 File: 2.95 MB, 480x270, linked.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14322188 >No no no A FUCKIN YAML PARSER you weren't followed were you? I told you to make sure you weren't followed... we need to get out of here RIGHT NOW >follow me

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 24 01:11:35 2019 No.14322214 >>14320720 > trying to bring back 2017 fud Kek

>>	42 Mon Jun 24 01:12:05 2019 No.14322220 File: 221 KB, 900x675, 1561210669671.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14322204 >we need to get out of here let me check if the coast is clear...

>>	42 Mon Jun 24 01:13:54 2019 No.14322229 File: 1.97 MB, 360x225, metal gear link.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14322220 >let me check if the coast is clear... alright lets go follow me >what was that? wait here...I heard something...

>>	42 Mon Jun 24 01:16:40 2019 No.14322263 File: 15 KB, 287x287, 1560690621751.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14322229 >141.12 >rory, I got the Chainlink >get the chopper ready >we'll meet you at the landing pad in 5 minutes let's go kid, the coast is clear, let's get out of here

>>	42 Mon Jun 24 01:17:43 2019 No.14322275 File: 514 KB, 1440x960, 1561118272883.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14322263 >get the chopper ready

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 24 01:21:06 2019 No.14322315 >>14322263 I can only imagine how many trillions of dollars Sergey will be worth when he's old enough to fit that pic.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 24 02:34:48 2019 No.14323105 >>14320720 https://youtu.be/5LbZAeyAFY4 fuck off tranny

>>	42 Mon Jun 24 02:49:51 2019 No.14323221 File: 1.54 MB, 1280x720, amazon blimp.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14322315 >I can only imagine how many trillions of dollars Sergey will be worth mfw

>>	42 Mon Jun 24 02:50:54 2019 No.14323234 File: 532 KB, 2339x1810, aws chainlink openlaw.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14323221 >I can only imagine how many trillions of dollars Sergey will be worth >mfw

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